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Let me come with you, Johnny. Dont leave me here alone. I wont be a nuisance. Please, Im begging you. Listen to me, Ill die if you go.  For Christs sake, Martha, Im only putting the bins out.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

''Let me come with you, Johnny. Don't leave me here alone. I won't be a nuisance. Please, I'm begging you. Listen to me, I'll die if you go.''

''For Christ's sake, Martha, I'm only putting the bins out.''

16/08/20 20:49:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

You can’t shoot every man I’ve ever slept with.
Give me one reason why not.
You don’t have enough bullets.

16/08/20 20:20:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6154James Lennox

"Darling, if you don't stop smoking then in 20 years you'll be dead!"

"Well doll, in 20 years you're gonna look like your mother, so I'll take death."

16/08/20 20:24:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11838Stephen Bean

"Try and pinch my fag again and I'll break your wrist."

16/08/20 20:38:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Now see here, sister. I'm a desperate man. So are you gonna tell me where the gents is or what?"

16/08/20 20:05:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8149The Wolf

"Hey mister. Is that a gun with the safety off in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

BANG

"Oh, it was a gun. Nevermind. I'll use the rabbit"

16/08/20 20:00:30

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"Why won't you kiss me!"
"For starters, you look 25 years older than me even though we're the same age"

16/08/20 20:04:05

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

"I need it! I want it! Give it to me - give it to me now!"

"Jane - it's been 2 hours, go get a nicotine patch"

17/08/20 21:30:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Duke you can't go"

"Give me one good reason why not?"

"Your not smiling, trouble lifting your arm and the left side of your face is drooping indicating you've had a stroke"

16/08/20 23:56:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19124Troompa Loompa

"Sorry to disappoint you Jane but it is a gun in my pocket. You're not my type, I'm more into fags."

16/08/20 22:54:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

"I've got to go doll, before that brat of a kid of yours pisses in my shoes again."

17/08/20 2:49:25

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1714Karen Oakenfull

“Why do you have to leave Ned? Does this really have to be like a stereotypical western?

“I gotta railroad to build.”

“I thought as much.”

16/08/20 23:52:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2678Scrijjy Doo

A smoker AND a psychopath? SIGN ME UP!

16/08/20 22:42:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

''Let's go to the police, Frank, and return the money.''

''No chance, Baby. That money is ours now. As long as we keep our nerve, they're never gonna catch us.''

''Are you f-cking serious? This is a film noir made in 1948.''

16/08/20 21:05:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Jake, I must tell you something awful... That's an anal thermometer!"

16/08/20 20:56:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

"Somebody's gotta write those captions, baby."

16/08/20 20:42:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm so excited, my nipples are like bullets."

"Stop it, you're giving me a semi."

16/08/20 20:14:23

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them"
"Ha ha that's clever, but I really need to get back to shooting bad guys"

16/08/20 20:07:39

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"Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them""That would look better than the dress you have on now." --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

"Excuse me, I need to gunpowder my nose"

16/08/20 20:01:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3951Crunchy Chords

"Let me put it this way, sweetheart: I am NOT happy to see you."

16/08/20 20:00:12

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Great comeback: "Due to your size, I wouldn't be able to tell anyway." --Willie Johnson
Karina Henderson Karina Henderson

It was only then she realised his eyes were brown!

18/08/20 15:02:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Whoa! Take your paws off me, lady. When I said 'I'd like a match' I meant for my ciggie."

16/08/20 20:09:36

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"My, what big fang you got!"

16/08/20 20:01:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11838Stephen Bean

"Not now babe, you can hold my glock later."

16/08/20 20:00:13

 
lee morton lee morton

go on bab,just one toke

18/08/20 13:30:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2678Scrijjy Doo

After she died, he had trouble letting her go.

17/08/20 3:09:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

"Down a little, more toward the center. Can you feel my heartbeat? Does it seem a bit fast to you? I gotta give up smoking. Do you know of a good quit smoking program? At this rate, I'll never reach my 30's."

Westerns aren't the same as they used to be.

16/08/20 23:22:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

"Johnny, please say something. I've confessed my love for you."
"Wait, I think I left the iron on."

16/08/20 23:11:43

 
Jo Anne Vote score: 31Jo Anne

Frankly my dear, I don’t risk a drag.

16/08/20 22:03:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6204Greg Curtis

Posing a Threat

16/08/20 21:40:45

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

Don't flatter yourself, you're no Ava Gardener.

16/08/20 21:09:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32524Tony Edwards

A man's got to screw what a man's got to screw.

16/08/20 20:52:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22937Ian Skelding

"35 degrees, ooh, you are a cool guy, aren't you?"

16/08/20 20:43:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

Back in the days when men were men, and women had just given up smoking.

16/08/20 20:42:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

I wont tell you again, This is the last straw.

16/08/20 20:42:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

You got to stop eating my tampons, I am starting to run out.

16/08/20 20:40:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

''I'm getting hysterical again, darling. Could you give me a good smack across the face to calm me down?''

16/08/20 20:40:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32524Tony Edwards

She can forgive him for smoking and carrying a gun, but surely not the double denim!

16/08/20 20:24:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7018Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, that thing? It's just a gimmick lighter I bought recently. Pretty nifty, right?"

16/08/20 20:18:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6154James Lennox

"What's that Mute Dave? Are you trying to tell me you want to watch Gun-smoke?"

16/08/20 20:10:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Second hand smoke

16/08/20 20:10:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Heathcliff, it’s me. Cathy!”

16/08/20 20:08:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"This could be the start of something beautiful"
"Never mind that, give us a toke, I'm gaspin' for a fag"

16/08/20 20:04:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Red, tell me the truth. Did you have a McDonald's milkshake without me?"

16/08/20 20:02:30

 
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