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Vivvy En
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I've always wanted to be able to write good captions, hence navigated my way here. Am a slow learner though - may be here some time... Did once win puffs up chest a caption-writing competition. A DVD player was the prize! Suspect I may have been the only entrant though and deflates chest. The competition was run by a Parrot Society. No, I have no particular interest in parrots. On the day of prize collection I threaded my way through a display of various perches and parrots when disaster struck and I managed to knock one over - complete with distressed parrot! So my moment of captioning glory was somewhat marred by embarrassment and a hasty retreat.
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♫ A good prey these days is hard to find ♫
3:12pm
comment on caption:
'Hmm, that should do nicely for flossing with,' thought Feargal. [Vivvy En]
British dentistry sinks to new lows.
8:50pm
comment on caption:
'Hmm, that should do nicely for flossing with,' thought Feargal. [Vivvy En]
on your legs
6:52pm
comment on caption:
"Before you go out in public, I do wish you'd brush your hair." [Vivvy En]
Or much of a chest it would seem.
7:07pm
comment on caption:
Fashion - Some people simply don't have the stomach for it. [Vivvy En]
In my opinion this would sound better if you put the Holly Golightly bit in the middle rather than at the end.
5:08pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
I have changed it for you, Karyn. Actually that was what I wrote originally, so I guess it is more natural. Hoping Mr Winner doesn't object or I will have to revert. Thank you for your Super Vote
6:25pm
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Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
You're welcome. Great caption. :)
6:30pm
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Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
'Well I was thinking he obviously has the most enormous wanger, Ruby'
2:05pm
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"He's obviously got a small penis, Ethel" [Vivvy En]
She's also the original inspiration for Boaty McBoatface.
Always popular around the shipyards, she hammered in most of those rivets with her chin.
5:58pm
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"...and may God bless all who sail in her. I name this ship...er..." Oh lordy, I've forgotten the name. "I name this ship Floaty McFloat Boat." [Vivvy En]
Though she did have to toot her own tune.. which resulted in a slight.. accident.
9:00pm
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Sadly, Ethel was in the lav when the others had boarded the coach for the next venue. On the plus side she did manage to win every game of Musical Chairs. [Vivvy En]