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Vivvy En

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I've always wanted to be able to write good captions, hence navigated my way here. Am a slow learner though - may be here some time... Did once win *puffs up chest* a caption-writing competition. A DVD player was the prize! Suspect I may have been the only entrant though *and deflates chest*. The competition was run by a Parrot Society. No, I have no particular interest in parrots. On the day of prize collection I threaded my way through a display of various perches and parrots when disaster struck and I managed to knock one over - complete with distressed parrot! So my moment of captioning glory was somewhat marred by embarrassment and a hasty retreat.

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£50
WINNER

lol x2

11/04/20 8:13:29

Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En

creative

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 20:36:21

I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy

lol

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

£50
WINNER

lol

clever

The other side reads: Emergency phone - 2km Ahead

31/05/21 12:46:42

Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En

£50
WINNER

"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 13:31:20

Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En

clever x4

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover

"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure."

11/08/20 12:32:31

Purrverts

07/07/20 12:06:54

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 8:23:17

Clearly they have some very bright pupils

30/08/18 20:25:06

creative

"So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..."

16/07/21 12:23:16

Fried and gone to heaven

27/08/18 12:16:33

lol

"Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple

01/04/17 8:22:41

Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En

lol

"Dave, just give me back the salmon and we'll say no more about it"

23/05/21 8:41:39

Synchronised swarming

18/10/20 8:45:30

"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?"

20/07/20 8:25:19

lol

I can't see the point of these

08/09/18 20:04:05

"Where did you get all your bling from?"
"Mumbai."
"Oh, that's very generous of her."

04/11/20 15:06:08

Culture shock

30/05/20 20:49:04

"Here's some cream for it."

25/06/21 20:03:42

lol

"You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis."

20/04/21 14:08:41

"Who lives there?"
"A stuck up cow."

16/02/21 20:00:25

Game over

26/10/20 20:01:19

Lol --Glyn Evans

lol

Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks

01/04/20 8:16:50

Still laughing at this ðŸ˜‚ --Karen Oakenfull

I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces

07/04/19 20:13:06

creative

🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵

27/08/18 20:09:05

"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?"

22/08/18 8:33:16

lol

Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'.

18/01/17 20:08:11

"Sesame Street? Hmm, take the third left then it's first on your right."

24/07/21 8:04:45

A prime example of why single-use plastic drinking straws were banned.

09/07/21 8:16:11

"...and where did you grow up?"
"Oldham, Sir."
"Oh, don't mind if one does."

27/05/21 20:34:51

🎵 Always look on the bright cider life

13/01/21 20:23:51

How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker.

29/10/20 20:49:55

And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison

"Dinner's on me..."

12/09/20 20:22:44

'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones'

29/05/20 12:12:51

He's become part of the furniture...

08/07/19 20:14:31

lol

"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?"

16/06/19 20:39:27

For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva

02/03/19 10:17:32

"Well, I've had Stella, Brandy, Margarita, Sherry, Shandy, Chardonnay, Tia and Maria. I s'pose I must've asked for it."

19/01/19 14:14:59

A fishful of dollars

28/12/18 12:08:51

"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face"

07/12/18 13:35:03

I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R

clever

Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2.

05/09/17 9:11:00

"OMG! The snow plough's coming!"

06/12/16 8:08:11

They are desperate for a leek
(Nod to 12.07.09)

25/06/21 12:13:42

"Bill, make sure you get a good photo of us."

06/06/21 8:38:57

"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here."

28/05/21 20:01:03

lol

"Stop moaning, Dave, I carried her for 9 months. It's only another mile or so."

18/03/21 12:07:39

'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...'

15/12/20 8:49:44

Whichever one looks tastiest --Mr Dome

He knows all the short cuts

13/09/19 20:43:39

clever

Mystery tour

04/07/19 8:32:22

"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?"

29/06/19 20:56:00

clever

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17

creative

"Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up."

12/11/16 8:37:22

clever

Synchronised trimming

22/11/20 21:13:13

Leaning Tower of Pisser

15/11/20 8:26:49

"Yep, send me 500 litres, that's correct. I have an interesting client wants to go Ash Blonde."

24/07/20 8:30:24

A police cover-up.

06/07/20 8:41:28

"So that's it then, we're in a stable relationship?"

30/05/20 8:00:48

Game Rover

01/05/20 20:19:22

"Dave, when I said 'Bring a chick to the party'..."

28/03/20 8:23:23

Ergh! Get an alley...

22/03/20 20:08:57

"No ketchup, thanks"

22/02/20 18:34:09

Grounded hog day

13/12/19 20:28:02

lol

"...and so I said 'OK princess...but look...no tongues'"

06/09/19 10:36:50

-"He looks a bit rough today."
-"Yeah, he went out last night."

30/05/19 8:32:49

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 8:10:57

Holy cow!

12/01/19 20:07:58

"What a rubbish fancy dress party... there's no atmosphere."

24/10/18 20:23:09

Mr Hubbard loved surprising his wife

12/09/18 8:13:52

Beef encounter

22/07/18 9:58:23

Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison

creative x2

Young Akito here, was 7 yrs old when he set off with his pet to Show and Tell. The Truancy Officer has been informed.

22/02/18 8:58:04

A pecker on the cheek

07/01/18 13:21:24

"It looks like the printers are on strike again, dear"

17/08/17 8:46:38

lol

"You're not quite selling it, Nigella. Can you lick your finger or something?"

18/07/21 9:07:38

"Okay, let's see that mad cow boil this one."

29/05/21 8:13:05

Alex would find a way. She'd probably take him to Yellowstone and push him into a geyser --Glyn Evans

A Tale of Two Shitters

17/01/21 9:52:25

New Kids on the Blocks

16/12/20 20:25:38

"This year's a bumper crop

10/10/20 20:15:35

He has a gamboling addiction

10/09/20 20:08:56

Recipient: Mumndad@btinternet.com

I've filled it again.

ps: Bring air freshener.

XX

02/09/20 8:42:14

"Love, your dinner's on the hob"

30/06/20 12:32:02

Ha ha ha... These captions are otterly hilarious

15/04/20 20:19:57

"Would someone please lay the table?"

11/08/19 14:12:11

lol

"Love, at least you can reach the top shelf now."

23/06/19 20:30:46

Is it cos I is ginger?

09/04/19 8:47:30

"What happens if you pull this ro- "

23/01/19 20:26:18

lol

creative

Police release CCTV footage of savage wart removal attack on Nanny McPhee

18/01/19 9:35:15

Bearbeque

27/11/18 20:41:49

Or bear-be-queue! :^) --Crunchy Chords

I couldn't decide which top to wear so I wore them all

28/10/18 20:27:49

creative

Visitors to the Horticultural Show were treated to a moving display of Heather, Jasmine, Poppy, Violet, Daisy and Petunia.

14/09/18 11:10:23

Keeping abreast with the latest novels

15/10/17 20:17:33

Goes well with his mousetache

28/07/17 8:11:28

"Sharon, I think we've cured his constipation."

12/07/21 20:00:56

S'kids for you! --Al Overy

lol

"...and for my next trick, without touching either of these ladies, I will bang their heads together."

04/07/21 14:36:25

I'd stuff that

08/03/21 8:20:21

Even if it looks hilarious it's always best to say her hair looks lovely when your bird comes back from the hairdressers

08/12/20 20:37:51

lol

"Psst...I'm not really dead. I've got an acting job as a Serving Suggestion."

13/10/20 20:48:02

creative

"I'm going to snog a giraffe."

08/07/20 20:01:04

I think it's a very helpful sign, on the hole.

28/06/20 20:30:28

Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical

23/05/20 12:08:38

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Well done Vivvy En - great caption. I hope you spend your winnings on gin

Mr Dome

01/07/21
8:18pm

comment on caption:

The other side reads:
'Emergency phone - 2km Ahead' [Vivvy En]

Congratulations, Vivvy - I love that one!

Molly R

02/07/21
6:32am

comment on caption:

The other side reads:
'Emergency phone - 2km Ahead' [Vivvy En]

Congrats Vivvy En! With captions like that one, I think you may have found a calling smilie face

Glyn Evans

02/07/21
8:04am

comment on caption:

The other side reads:
'Emergency phone - 2km Ahead' [Vivvy En]

Great caption Vivvy En. Well done.

Troompa Loompa

02/07/21
11:24pm

comment on caption:

The other side reads:
'Emergency phone - 2km Ahead' [Vivvy En]

I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :)

Al Overy

06/07/21
8:58pm

comment on caption:
"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." [Vivvy En]

Thanks, Al, and for the Supervote too.

Vivvy En

06/07/21
8:59pm

comment on caption:
"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." [Vivvy En]

S'kids for you!

Al Overy

15/07/21
10:30pm

comment on caption:
"Sharon, I think we've cured his constipation." [Vivvy En]

That's what he said.

Willie Johnson

25/07/21
3:21am

comment on caption:
"Hmm, it's a bit tight. Do you have the next size up?" [Vivvy En]

I'm sure the torn denim look is the way to go

Glyn Evans

26/07/21
8:54am

comment on caption:
"Being a hairless, albino lion, have you any idea how many shoppers I had to shred to make this denim mane so that I look good for my date tonight?" [Vivvy En]

Funny and true!

Al Overy

Friday
5:15pm

comment on caption:
'Hahahaha! That's so funny. A new squirrel-proof birdfeeder on the market.' [Vivvy En]

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