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lol creative clever 18/07/22 11:04:26		18 35
Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach

lol x3 29/01/22 8:14:53		22 30
Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En

lol x2 11/04/20 7:13:29		22 29
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
	lol clever "I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 7:27:36	27

	creative "Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 19:36:21	2 27
I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
	lol "Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27	23


lol clever 31/05/21 11:46:42		22 22
Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
	"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20	17 21
Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
	clever x4 Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 19:39:08	2 21
Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
	"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure." 11/08/20 11:32:31	20

	Purrverts 07/07/20 11:06:54	20

	One of my rasher purchases 01/09/18 7:23:17	20

	Clearly they have some very bright pupils 30/08/18 19:25:06	20

	creative "So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..." 16/07/21 11:23:16	19

	Fried and gone to heaven 27/08/18 11:16:33	19

	lol "Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple 01/04/17 7:22:41	2 19
Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En
	"I had a bad reaction to this and went to A & E. I waited ages to be seen." 05/12/22 20:27:40	18

	He's going to need a bigger newspaper 19/06/22 7:03:33	18

	lol "Dave, just give me back the salmon and we'll say no more about it" 23/05/21 7:41:39	18

	Synchronised swarming 18/10/20 7:45:30	18

	"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?" 20/07/20 7:25:19	18

	lol I can't see the point of these 08/09/18 19:04:05	18

	"It's octuplets again, Mrs Petrov." 18/11/22 8:00:12	17

	"Where did you get all your bling from?" "Mumbai." "Oh, that's very generous of her." 04/11/20 15:06:08	17

	Culture shock 30/05/20 19:49:04	17

	"Now we have the x-rays we can clearly see there is no change." 06/11/22 8:38:34	16

	Try not to call everyone 'Dave'. 12/08/22 19:16:20	1 16
Just call them all 'Bruce'. --Willie Johnson
	lol creative Sat in the waiting room Dave was absolutely bricking it. He'd heard the giant sandpaper tongue lacerations were excruciating but he really wanted rid of his tattoos. 07/08/22 7:34:04	16

	clever The plight of the bumblebee 25/01/22 8:00:50	16

	"I'll have to go, I'm out of lolly." 05/12/21 8:05:07	16

	"Here's some cream for it." 25/06/21 19:03:42	16

	lol "You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis." 20/04/21 13:08:41	16

	"Who lives there?" "A stuck up cow." 16/02/21 20:00:25	16

	Game over 26/10/20 20:01:19	1 16
Lol --Glyn Evans
	lol Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks 01/04/20 7:16:50	2 16
Still laughing at this ðŸ˜‚ --Karen Oakenfull
	I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces 07/04/19 19:13:06	16

	creative 🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵 27/08/18 19:09:05	16

	"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?" 22/08/18 7:33:16	16

	lol Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'. 18/01/17 20:08:11	16

	Best buds. Their relationship has really blossomed. 13/07/22 19:23:23	15

	'Fetch!? In these heels? You must be kidding.' 30/06/22 19:17:07	15

	lol x2 Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir. 06/12/21 20:36:29	15

	Euston, we have a problem 14/11/21 8:47:42	15

	"Sesame Street? Hmm, take the third left then it's first on your right." 24/07/21 7:04:45	15

	A prime example of why single-use plastic drinking straws were banned. 09/07/21 7:16:11	15

	"...and where did you grow up?" "Oldham, Sir." "Oh, don't mind if one does." 27/05/21 19:34:51	15

	🎵 Always look on the bright cider life 13/01/21 20:23:51	15

	How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker. 29/10/20 20:49:55	1 15
And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison
	"Dinner's on me..." 12/09/20 19:22:44	15

	'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones' 29/05/20 11:12:51	15

	He's become part of the furniture... 08/07/19 19:14:31	15

	lol "Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?" 16/06/19 19:39:27	15

	For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva 02/03/19 10:17:32	15

	"Well, I've had Stella, Brandy, Margarita, Sherry, Shandy, Chardonnay, Tia and Maria. I s'pose I must've asked for it." 19/01/19 14:14:59	15

	A fishful of dollars 28/12/18 12:08:51	15

	"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face" 07/12/18 13:35:03	3 15
I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R
	clever Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2. 05/09/17 8:11:00	15

	"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11	15

	"That's the last time I sit on the top deck. I missed my bloody stop!" 15/09/22 19:03:06	14

	No, I would NOT like the matching trousers. 02/07/22 7:47:07	14

	Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps 18/06/22 7:13:24	14

	It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm. 18/01/22 20:39:06	1 14
Film at 11. --Scrijjy Doo
	"Is there a deluxe version with a tongue?" (Asking for a friend) 03/11/21 12:39:41	14

	Baby on board 20/10/21 11:00:22	14

	clever "No comment" 02/10/21 14:03:22	1 14
That's what they all say --Glyn Evans
	"Yes, I can see the problem with your roof. We can certainly cure that." 13/09/21 11:33:38	14

	They are desperate for a leek (Nod to 12.07.09) 25/06/21 11:13:42	14

	"Bill, make sure you get a good photo of us." 06/06/21 7:38:57	14

	"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here." 28/05/21 19:01:03	14

	lol "Stop moaning, Dave, I carried her for 9 months. It's only another mile or so." 18/03/21 12:07:39	14

	'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...' 15/12/20 8:49:44	2 14
Whichever one looks tastiest --Mr Dome
	He knows all the short cuts 13/09/19 19:43:39	14

	clever Mystery tour 04/07/19 7:32:22	14

	"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?" 29/06/19 19:56:00	14

	clever "I'm just going out for a quick spin" 06/03/19 8:22:17	14

	creative "Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up." 12/11/16 8:37:22	14

	Time to unwind 01/01/23 20:24:57	13

	"It's time you shaved that moustache. It's looking rather stale, mate." 29/08/22 7:38:06	13

	Dear Mittens, Having a lovely time. Weather's nice, rocks are warm. Locals are hot. Fishermen are generous. Sorry you got caught and put in the cattery. Wish you were here, Tom 27/07/22 7:40:52	13

	Sit long enough and you become part of the furniture. 15/07/22 19:06:09	13

	"Do you think we cadaver nother bottle?" 12/07/22 7:33:49	1 13
"The last one lacked body" --Hamish Michaels
	clever Synchronised trimming 22/11/20 21:13:13	13

	Leaning Tower of Pisser 15/11/20 8:26:49	13

	"Yep, send me 500 litres, that's correct. I have an interesting client wants to go Ash Blonde." 24/07/20 7:30:24	13

	A police cover-up. 06/07/20 7:41:28	13

	"So that's it then, we're in a stable relationship?" 30/05/20 7:00:48	13

	Game Rover 01/05/20 19:19:22	13

	"Dave, when I said 'Bring a chick to the party'..." 28/03/20 8:23:23	13

	Ergh! Get an alley... 22/03/20 20:08:57	13

	"No ketchup, thanks" 22/02/20 18:34:09	13

	Grounded hog day 13/12/19 20:28:02	13

	lol "...and so I said 'OK princess...but look...no tongues'" 06/09/19 9:36:50	13

	-"He looks a bit rough today." -"Yeah, he went out last night." 30/05/19 7:32:49	13

	"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message" 08/05/19 7:10:57	13

	Holy cow! 12/01/19 20:07:58	13

	"What a rubbish fancy dress party... there's no atmosphere." 24/10/18 19:23:09	13

	Mr Hubbard loved surprising his wife 12/09/18 7:13:52	13

	Beef encounter 22/07/18 8:58:23	2 13
Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison
	creative x2 Young Akito here, was 7 yrs old when he set off with his pet to Show and Tell. The Truancy Officer has been informed. 22/02/18 8:58:04	13

	A pecker on the cheek 07/01/18 13:21:24	13

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Willie, Johnny English is a parody of James Bond etc with Rowan Atkinson in the title role. The films are alright but also a bit naff but that one punchline is the one I remember the most from the series.

Glyn Evans

09/12/22
3:55pm

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"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

A-ha, I see Dave's true motives behind the nicely addressed letter above, dressed up in love - that old chestnut. Is this what the letter really says? 🤔

Dear Aunt Whilnelia (kudos on the name btw. Awesome!)

This ornate boot remover you got me must have cost a fair whack so that means you've probably got a fair bit in the bank so I'd like to know how much you're going to give me in my inheritance. I need money fast so I can't really wait for you to pop your clogs so what we'll need to do is figure out an arrangement where you can make monthly installments into my bank account. If you don't comply in paying up, for future reference know this, I have friends. They're desperate people and they're also fickle enough to do my bidding and follow my every instruction.

Please get in contact and show me a sign of your love and that you care by contributing to my future survival

Your money loving nephew

Dave

XxxxX

It really is heart warming, certainly brought a tear to my eye. Dave just wants to know that there's someone out there that cares for him even if he has to lovingly take care of a family member himself especially if it's their finances. You can't beat a bit of love, can you? 🥰 Love for yourself, love for people who you see as an extension of yourself even though they're not technically you, it's all so selfless, I love it.

Glyn Evans

31/12/22
3:51pm

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Dear Aunt Whilnelia,

Thank you so much for the very useful ornate bronze boot remover. You do spoil me! It was so thoughtful of you. Just as soon as my friends come over we'll move it into my bedsit.

Your loving nephew,
Dave
xxx

[Vivvy En]

God old Tina, I haven't seen her here for a while.

Barrie Bullock

17/01/23
4:22pm

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Meanwhile, looking down at the pathetic mess below, Tina pole danced knickerless and unfettered. [Vivvy En]

Hee, hee, she's pole dancing this one just for you, Barrie :)

(caption author)

17/01/23
6:31pm

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Meanwhile, looking down at the pathetic mess below, Tina pole danced knickerless and unfettered. [Vivvy En]

Is that an old Tin Lizzy?

[anon]

20/01/23
12:50pm

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🎵 The boys are back in town [Vivvy En]

🎶 If you like a lot of jumpers on your penguins join our knitting club 🎶. Not sure that works but it was the best I could come up with lol

20/01/23
12:51pm

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🎵 If you haven't got a jumper then you just can't join our CLUB 🎵
(Yep, wrong biscuit) [Vivvy En]

Fun fact: Thin Lizzy were named for a comics character named Tin Lizzie. They decided to change the name a little to have some fun with the pronunciation.