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Vivvy En

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I've always wanted to be able to write good captions, hence navigated my way here. Am a slow learner though - may be here some time... Did once win puffs up chest a caption-writing competition. A DVD player was the prize! Suspect I may have been the only entrant though and deflates chest. The competition was run by a Parrot Society. No, I have no particular interest in parrots. On the day of prize collection I threaded my way through a display of various perches and parrots when disaster struck and I managed to knock one over - complete with distressed parrot! So my moment of captioning glory was somewhat marred by embarrassment and a hasty retreat.

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lol

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

clever x4

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 8:23:17

Clearly they have some very bright pupils

30/08/18 20:25:06

Fried and gone to heaven

27/08/18 12:16:33

lol

"Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple

01/04/17 8:22:41

Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the those folks :) --Vivvy En

lol

I can't see the point of these

08/09/18 20:04:05

I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces

07/04/19 20:13:06

creative

♪ Sisters are doing it for their selfies ♪

27/08/18 20:09:05

"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?"

22/08/18 8:33:16

lol

Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'.

18/01/17 20:08:11

He's become part of the furniture...

08/07/19 20:14:31

lol

"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?"

16/06/19 20:39:27

For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva

02/03/19 10:17:32

"Well, I've had Stella, Brandy, Margarita, Sherry, Shandy, Chardonnay, Tia and Maria. I s'pose I must've asked for it."

19/01/19 14:14:59

A fishful of dollars

28/12/18 12:08:51

"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face"

07/12/18 13:35:03

I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R

clever

Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2.

05/09/17 9:11:00

"OMG! The snow plough's coming!"

06/12/16 8:08:11

clever

Mystery tour

04/07/19 8:32:22

"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?"

29/06/19 20:56:00

clever

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17

creative

"Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up."

12/11/16 8:37:22

-"He looks a bit rough today."
-"Yeah, he went out last night."

30/05/19 8:32:49

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 8:10:57

Holy cow!

12/01/19 20:07:58

"What a rubbish fancy dress party... there's no atmosphere."

24/10/18 20:23:09

Mr Hubbard loved surprising his wife

12/09/18 8:13:52

Beef encounter

22/07/18 9:58:23

Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison

creative x2

Young Akito here, was 7 yrs old when he set off with his pet to Show and Tell. The Truancy Officer has been informed.

22/02/18 8:58:04

A pecker on the cheek

07/01/18 13:21:24

"It looks like the printers are on strike again, dear"

17/08/17 8:46:38

"Would someone please lay the table?"

Sun 14:12:11

lol

"Love, at least you can reach the top shelf now."

23/06/19 20:30:46

Is it cos I is ginger?

09/04/19 8:47:30

"What happens if you pull this ro- "

23/01/19 20:26:18

lol

creative

Police release CCTV footage of savage wart removal attack on Nanny McPhee

18/01/19 9:35:15

Bearbeque

27/11/18 20:41:49

Or bear-be-queue! :^) --Crunchy Chords

I couldn't decide which top to wear so I wore them all

28/10/18 20:27:49

creative

Visitors to the Horticultural Show were treated to a moving display of Heather, Jasmine, Poppy, Violet, Daisy and Petunia.

14/09/18 11:10:23

Keeping abreast with the latest novels

15/10/17 20:17:33

Goes well with his mousetache

28/07/17 8:11:28

Dave worked tirelessly to rid caption.me of bicycles

10/07/19 20:52:07

Bumming a ride

04/06/19 11:03:44

clever

-"Mine tells me my heart rate, blood pressure and BMI. It's also a step counter, a route planner and weather predictor. What does yours do?"
-"Moob support"

27/03/19 9:07:35

'Mummy's purse will be safe here.'

17/01/19 20:07:18

*Thinks* 'So much better than a car window'

13/01/19 20:49:58

He's hoping this style will take off

06/01/19 8:03:50

Where there's muck there's ass

30/11/18 8:04:34

No need to stop - you're being waved through.

05/11/18 12:03:48

29/08/18 9:47:06

16/12/17 13:58:48

18/05/17 13:45:59

'The greedy cow can go without her Milk Tray,' thought Eddie.

11/04/17 21:40:32

Rooms with a hue

08/10/16 13:54:53

Sales slump

04/10/16 20:00:20

lol

'It looks like your nan's going for a number two.'

10/09/16 8:09:30

That's novel - a bird trying to pull Dave

31/05/19 12:30:21

"We'll get you out, mate...Don't fret"

18/04/19 8:24:02

lol

♪ Dove don't live here anymore ♪

07/04/19 18:39:59

Tweetie Bye

07/04/19 13:17:10

That's definitely not somewhere I'd keep my banana

10/02/19 20:19:33

"I'll just stop for a snack, then I'll carrion."

20/11/18 20:06:36

The race was on. No-one likes being late for bingo.

08/06/18 21:01:31

It always makes people smile

13/05/18 21:01:08

lol

She doesn't comb here often

12/05/18 16:47:32

She used to be all fingers and thumbs... it's no longer a problem

24/02/18 22:01:10

Arm chair

30/08/17 20:56:24

Which one's Prince Charmin?

27/04/17 20:14:07

Tripli Kate

02/04/17 9:14:41

Cool! No plugs, cables or batteries. Someone should have invented this ages ago.

09/03/17 9:52:17

"Mummm! Look what the cat's dragged in..."

20/11/16 20:15:16

"He's always trying to outshine his brother"

19/10/16 21:33:58

Ian was very proud of his big pecker

13/09/16 21:16:18

"Old man, would you like me to help you cross the road?"

17/02/19 10:18:48

"We were victims of a property slump"

11/02/19 21:12:02

He must be going to Bury

03/08/18 9:35:45

Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls

'Kids should be seen and not herded'

09/11/17 8:20:15

The final of 'Don't Step on the Cracks' was hotting up

27/09/17 8:50:47

Andy's talking out of his backside again

16/07/17 20:13:33

♪Tow, tow, tow your boat gently down the street...

31/03/17 8:18:52

"Don't trust her! She's always going back on her word."

11/02/17 12:28:27

Caught short

23/01/17 8:24:36

The black one is a higher car

01/11/16 8:13:54

The speed Mr Timpson was cycling at really set the tongues wagging

24/10/16 20:20:38

Old habits die hard for Michael Flatley

18/10/16 14:41:35

He liked a beachdance, but preferred Riverdance --Mr Dome

So, don't have sex at home

03/07/19 8:02:25

Waterway to pose!

29/06/19 8:13:39

"Son, I think you should beheading off to school."

09/05/19 15:57:19

"Can we arrest a wall, Sarge?"
"Well, it is causing an obstruction."

24/01/19 8:11:33

You're welcome. I just think this works better. --Karyn Harrison

"You're late! The dog's in your dinner."

18/01/19 13:33:52

He needs to alter the flutter speed

10/12/18 8:17:50

"Ballet my arse," moaned Jim Royle. "Be more bloody manly... like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Try the lift - I'll be Baby."

03/11/18 21:34:18

"...so, Mr Chairman, we believe we may have some sort of mole within the company."

03/11/18 13:48:26

Bruce Wayne wasn't too sure about his new tailor

30/10/18 8:31:09

'Pah... Amateur,' thought Fido. 'He hasn't cocked his leg.'

27/10/18 21:00:01

He was about to find out he'd married a right nag

26/09/18 20:02:24

"What a delightful estate and such a charming gardener."

25/09/18 8:35:56

Simbaotic relationship

15/09/18 8:42:11

What do you call a group of hats...? A fedoration.

19/06/18 20:50:30

Must be an extraction fan

21/05/18 16:50:38

Some people just have to milk every photo opportunity

15/05/18 14:04:16

lol

It was pot luck night at the tanning salon

06/04/18 15:36:23

Ah, here's lunch. Careful with the camera... we'll put it on eBay later.

02/02/18 13:36:08

She looks full of it

31/01/18 20:19:51

I'm not sitting here any more, I'm bordeaux this

12/12/17 21:00:39

Well dear, I think that's the last of the Trick or Treaters

06/11/17 8:20:39

Bob

18/10/17 20:11:51

"Doggone it! That's 119 missed lampposts."

17/10/17 14:11:30

Trev tried to hide behind his respectable day job but everyone knew he was really a troll.

05/10/17 11:12:27

With her new vision aids, Cynthia felt that she'd turned a corner

09/07/17 8:46:24

"The Anger Management Classes are this way."
"No, they're not, they're down that road."
"I'M EFFING TELLING YOU, THEY'RE THIS EFFING WAY!"

15/02/17 11:18:53

Let the dog-washing commence

14/02/17 14:14:27

They were definitely in there when we set off

04/02/17 8:01:51

lol

Big Ed!

20/12/16 8:00:15

A gas trick delight?

02/12/16 9:53:18

'Did someone just pin the tail correctly?'

15/10/16 8:26:36

Postal Strike!

25/08/16 12:29:21

Eddie Van Halen a taxi

04/05/19 14:21:36

lol

"I fake tanned before I came out, okay?"

01/03/19 21:31:34

lol

Helicopter hairdos are more prone to crash landings

06/01/19 14:09:21

"Hah! That's the last time he'll try to p-p-p-pick me up..."

20/09/18 8:05:55

"Huh, what's this paper stuff? I heard her bag's full of bread."

31/08/18 8:15:17

Tittoo

10/08/18 8:13:47

It's generally easier swimming with currants

26/07/18 21:04:01

Walls have fears

15/06/18 18:37:28

Nora Batty

05/04/18 8:42:19

She'd bagged herself a bloke

01/03/18 8:04:57

Having a skinful can be A positive experience

05/02/18 8:04:45

'Now,' pondered Miss Jones, 'Where is that file on "Acceptable Dress Policy and Sexual Harassment in the Workplace"?'

17/01/18 15:11:39

Satzoomer

09/01/18 8:40:06

Keeping her heir dry?

21/12/17 15:55:00

Waiting for a vote

09/12/17 10:21:59

- "Can I have my shirt back, Officer?"
- "Button it, Sonny."

06/10/17 15:42:00

"Yeah, sometimes she's putty in my hands but other times she can be a pane."

09/07/17 20:29:23

Dave hits the headlines

04/02/17 20:17:56

Len's waiting in the wing

10/01/17 19:22:43

"I'd try one, but I do think the little man on the top is rather garish!"

05/01/17 9:17:22

"New Year's resolution? To remember to put my top on before my early morning jog!"

02/01/17 8:01:31

"Don't mess with me Officer! I broke a nail doing the grocery shopping and I am NOT happy!"

30/12/16 11:11:56

lol

"Oooh Mabel, I'll race you to t'seefront!"

07/12/16 8:18:20

With a little more stretching he'll have jug ears soon

23/11/16 20:22:04

The town boasts a small car plant

09/10/16 20:47:02

'My other car's a shed!'

03/09/16 13:20:46

"I just love hanging out with you - you're dead funny"

06/08/19 8:49:26

"Sorry Mr MacAque but smoking is considered a performance-enhancing drug. You are therefore disqualified from this year's Caber-Tossing Championship"

09/07/19 8:52:24

Bang out of order

28/06/19 8:23:38

"Your call will be answered shortly."

06/06/19 22:28:43

"Please stay on the line." :^) --Crunchy Chords

The best thing about Spanish is the siesta

22/05/19 20:32:00

When out and about it's best to be dolled up

18/05/19 20:07:51

Josie and the technicolor dreamboat

10/04/19 8:12:06

I think I'll skip this picture

16/03/19 16:46:28

Chappuccino

26/02/19 8:18:31

Ears looking at yew, kid

18/02/19 12:01:11

Red and Ginger

09/02/19 20:00:38

He asked if he cadaver lift but he never said where to. He's been with us for five years now.

25/01/19 8:13:47

"You've gone too far again, Lucy. I only said you need to lighten up..."

21/01/19 20:27:37

lol

'Hmm, there's Tiddles being photographed, I bet he's next up on Caption.me'

14/01/19 14:40:45

"I've got it, Ginger. Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at Tiffanys... My go."

30/12/18 9:34:02

"Good work, son. You've cleared the beach for us."

15/12/18 13:53:19

"So where do YOU think we parked it?"

24/10/18 20:39:21

06/10/18 14:12:25

I'm dying with laughter right now. My heart attack will be all your fault! --Funny Bean

ThreeLance photographer

12/09/18 20:35:39

"Book 'em, Danno, for non-display of a Blue Badge"

01/09/18 21:36:52

Noo-Noo had a major clean-up job after the apocalypse had struck Teletubbyland

14/07/18 20:05:49

Better call in the reffurry

23/06/18 13:29:21

"Luke, it's no use trying to hide that lightsaber."

22/06/18 8:26:55

Ah, so that's why they're called nap sacks

09/06/18 14:49:36

A bolder sign is required

24/03/18 8:31:00

The Black-Eyed Frozen Peas

03/03/18 20:26:25

That moment when the Hotel Manager knocks and you're wearing a tablecloth you stole from the dining room at lunchtime

15/01/18 21:34:05

You can always spot a uni student coming home with a bag of dirty laundry and scabies

01/01/18 21:04:01

"What a sweetie and he looks just like his parents in the last photo"

24/12/17 20:12:48

I lav you too

08/12/17 8:11:09

"It's not heavy, just put your back into it."

01/11/17 8:36:44

"That looks heavy, let me give you a hand."

01/11/17 8:26:54

On holiday Doctor Foster and his family were somewhat underwhelmed with the quality of the puddles

14/10/17 21:55:37

Don't roll your eyes at me!

13/10/17 20:20:20

'Yes, Darling, I do know where the sheets and curtains are. I'll explain later.'

05/10/17 20:40:07

"Hoskins, you're fired. I asked for a big promotional handout."

15/09/17 21:04:04

"Sashay through the park and give me a sexy backwards glance like this, OK?"

29/08/17 8:45:15

"Come on, I've been waiting here a pharaoh while."

22/08/17 8:59:39

lol

Spider's phrenology classes proved worthwhile after a detailed cranial examination revealed he was indeed in the grip of an utter maniac

16/08/17 10:17:04

"Kids today have no table manners"

04/07/17 8:20:24

"There's Ivy, Fern and... oh, hello Vera."

30/05/17 12:15:52

Dave worried that he had too much time on his stands

08/04/17 14:46:29

Dummy run

31/03/17 22:14:48

Arthur's car was up for sale. It was going for a song.

22/02/17 9:35:32

Dave may have looked a prat in his underwater gear but he won the Silhouette Competition with his mean devil shadow

13/02/17 8:25:18

It must be a catfish... It's in a litter tray!

03/01/17 20:51:05

The sign said: 'Keep To The Left And Hold On To The Rail'. What a naughty girl!

25/11/16 9:09:12

Gullp!

20/09/16 8:49:49

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't picked up those scattered pallets on West Street!'

06/09/16 8:43:46

lol

'They'll never know I'm wearing pink lace panties under this lot!'

02/09/16 12:43:34

British queuing etiquette demonstrated here by model citizens

03/08/19 9:46:34

Righteous Brothers

07/07/19 13:59:09

She's relishing that

26/06/19 15:02:13

"Goldie, come and meet the others. Don't be koi."

09/06/19 14:29:51

"When's mum back with the dinner? I hope it's vole-au-vents."

11/05/19 19:16:14

"Your hobbies are swimming and fishing. Look, we're even the same height. I lub you... you're a keeper."

01/05/19 8:37:55

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I'll nip out and get us some, Molly, and I think maybe one for Welsh Rarebit too :)

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26/03/19
7:54pm

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"This'll have to do but what I really fancy is a Crunchie" [Vivvy En]

Oops! Just seen 12.03.49, nodding appropriately.

(caption author)

07/04/19
1:57pm

comment on caption:
Tweetie Bye [Vivvy En]

"Well", thought Mrs Bubbles, "He wasn't as good in bed as Phillip Schofield."

Michael Winner

01/06/19
3:20pm

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"Well," thought Gordon, "She sure makes a better partner than Phillip Schofield." [Vivvy En]

Oo er! A love circle?

(caption author)

01/06/19
3:59pm

comment on caption:
"Well," thought Gordon, "She sure makes a better partner than Phillip Schofield." [Vivvy En]

Nod to 9.32.39?

(caption author)

06/06/19
10:47am

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Ever wondered what became of Flat Stanley? [Vivvy En]

"Please stay on the line."

:^)

Crunchy Chords

07/06/19
6:53am

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"Your call will be answered shortly." [Vivvy En]

"You are currently 137th in the queue."

(caption author)

07/06/19
7:18am

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"Your call will be answered shortly." [Vivvy En]

Massivechewsets..

stone face

12/06/19
8:20am

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"Which state is it registered?"
"Massochewsets" [Vivvy En]

Yeah, I considered it, SF. 'Massivechewsets' is a previously played caption, as I recall. So I tried to put my own spin on it (usually the kiss of death, lol). My logic is that there are masses of chew sets but they are not noticeably large.

(caption author)

12/06/19
9:31am

comment on caption:
"Which state is it registered?"
"Massochewsets" [Vivvy En]

clever

Poxy Jock

11/07/19
12:03pm

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Beijing's clean-up response to Katie Melua [Vivvy En]

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