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Vivvy En

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I've always wanted to be able to write good captions, hence navigated my way here. Am a slow learner though - may be here some time... Did once win puffs up chest a caption-writing competition. A DVD player was the prize! Suspect I may have been the only entrant though and deflates chest. The competition was run by a Parrot Society. No, I have no particular interest in parrots. On the day of prize collection I threaded my way through a display of various perches and parrots when disaster struck and I managed to knock one over - complete with distressed parrot! So my moment of captioning glory was somewhat marred by embarrassment and a hasty retreat.

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£50
WINNER

lol x2

11/04/20 7:13:29

Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En

lol

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

£50
WINNER

"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 12:31:20

Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En

clever x4

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 19:39:08

Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover

"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure."

11/08/20 11:32:31

Purrverts

07/07/20 11:06:54

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 7:23:17

Clearly they have some very bright pupils

30/08/18 19:25:06

Fried and gone to heaven

27/08/18 11:16:33

lol

"Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple

01/04/17 7:22:41

Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En

Synchronised swarming

18/10/20 7:45:30

"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?"

20/07/20 7:25:19

lol

I can't see the point of these

08/09/18 19:04:05

"Where did you get all your bling from?"
"Mumbai."
"Oh, that's very generous of her."

04/11/20 15:06:08

Culture shock

30/05/20 19:49:04

Game over

26/10/20 20:01:19

Lol --Glyn Evans

lol

Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks

01/04/20 7:16:50

Still laughing at this 😂 --Karen Oakenfull

I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces

07/04/19 19:13:06

creative

♪ Sisters are doing it for their selfies ♪

27/08/18 19:09:05

"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?"

22/08/18 7:33:16

lol

Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'.

18/01/17 20:08:11

♪ Always look on the bright cider life

Wed 20:23:51

How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker.

29/10/20 20:49:55

And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison

"Dinner's on me..."

12/09/20 19:22:44

'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones'

29/05/20 11:12:51

He's become part of the furniture...

08/07/19 19:14:31

lol

"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?"

16/06/19 19:39:27

For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva

02/03/19 10:17:32

"Well, I've had Stella, Brandy, Margarita, Sherry, Shandy, Chardonnay, Tia and Maria. I s'pose I must've asked for it."

19/01/19 14:14:59

A fishful of dollars

28/12/18 12:08:51

"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face"

07/12/18 13:35:03

I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R

clever

Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2.

05/09/17 8:11:00

"OMG! The snow plough's coming!"

06/12/16 8:08:11

'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...'

15/12/20 8:49:44

Whichever one looks tastiest --Mr Dome

He knows all the short cuts

13/09/19 19:43:39

clever

Mystery tour

04/07/19 7:32:22

"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?"

29/06/19 19:56:00

clever

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17

creative

"Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up."

12/11/16 8:37:22

clever

Synchronised trimming

22/11/20 21:13:13

Leaning Tower of Pisser

15/11/20 8:26:49

"Yep, send me 500 litres, that's correct. I have an interesting client wants to go Ash Blonde."

24/07/20 7:30:24

A police cover-up.

06/07/20 7:41:28

"So that's it then, we're in a stable relationship?"

30/05/20 7:00:48

Game Rover

01/05/20 19:19:22

"Dave, when I said 'Bring a chick to the party'..."

28/03/20 8:23:23

Ergh! Get an alley...

22/03/20 20:08:57

"No ketchup, thanks"

22/02/20 18:34:09

Grounded hog day

13/12/19 20:28:02

lol

"...and so I said 'OK princess...but look...no tongues'"

06/09/19 9:36:50

-"He looks a bit rough today."
-"Yeah, he went out last night."

30/05/19 7:32:49

"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message"

08/05/19 7:10:57

Holy cow!

12/01/19 20:07:58

"What a rubbish fancy dress party... there's no atmosphere."

24/10/18 19:23:09

Mr Hubbard loved surprising his wife

12/09/18 7:13:52

Beef encounter

22/07/18 8:58:23

Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison

creative x2

Young Akito here, was 7 yrs old when he set off with his pet to Show and Tell. The Truancy Officer has been informed.

22/02/18 8:58:04

A pecker on the cheek

07/01/18 13:21:24

"It looks like the printers are on strike again, dear"

17/08/17 7:46:38

A Tale of Two Shitters

Sun 9:52:25

New Kids on the Blocks

16/12/20 20:25:38

"This year's a bumper crop

10/10/20 19:15:35

He has a gamboling addiction

10/09/20 19:08:56

Recipient: Mumndad@btinternet.com

I've filled it again.

ps: Bring air freshener.

XX

02/09/20 7:42:14

"Love, your dinner's on the hob"

30/06/20 11:32:02

Ha ha ha... These captions are otterly hilarious

15/04/20 19:19:57

"Would someone please lay the table?"

11/08/19 13:12:11

lol

"Love, at least you can reach the top shelf now."

23/06/19 19:30:46

Is it cos I is ginger?

09/04/19 7:47:30

"What happens if you pull this ro- "

23/01/19 20:26:18

lol

creative

Police release CCTV footage of savage wart removal attack on Nanny McPhee

18/01/19 9:35:15

Bearbeque

27/11/18 20:41:49

Or bear-be-queue! :^) --Crunchy Chords

I couldn't decide which top to wear so I wore them all

28/10/18 20:27:49

creative

Visitors to the Horticultural Show were treated to a moving display of Heather, Jasmine, Poppy, Violet, Daisy and Petunia.

14/09/18 10:10:23

Keeping abreast with the latest novels

15/10/17 19:17:33

Goes well with his mousetache

28/07/17 7:11:28

Even if it looks hilarious it's always best to say her hair looks lovely when your bird comes back from the hairdressers

08/12/20 20:37:51

lol

"Psst...I'm not really dead. I've got an acting job as a Serving Suggestion."

13/10/20 19:48:02

creative

"I'm going to snog a giraffe."

08/07/20 19:01:04

I think it's a very helpful sign, on the hole.

28/06/20 19:30:28

Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical

23/05/20 11:08:38

It's a dump

09/03/20 8:24:20

"...and so we called her Carrie"

22/11/19 8:36:14

A 'shroom with a view

07/10/19 9:11:43

I wouldn't - he's a bit of a knob

10/09/19 19:24:29

Dave worked tirelessly to rid caption.me of bicycles

10/07/19 19:52:07

Bumming a ride

04/06/19 10:03:44

clever

-"Mine tells me my heart rate, blood pressure and BMI. It's also a step counter, a route planner and weather predictor. What does yours do?"
-"Moob support"

27/03/19 9:07:35

'Mummy's purse will be safe here.'

17/01/19 20:07:18

*Thinks* 'So much better than a car window'

13/01/19 20:49:58

He's hoping this style will take off

06/01/19 8:03:50

Where there's muck there's ass

30/11/18 8:04:34

No need to stop - you're being waved through.

05/11/18 12:03:48

29/08/18 8:47:06

16/12/17 13:58:48

18/05/17 12:45:59

'The greedy cow can go without her Milk Tray,' thought Eddie.

11/04/17 20:40:32

Rooms with a hue

08/10/16 12:54:53

Sales slump

04/10/16 19:00:20

lol

'It looks like your nan's going for a number two.'

10/09/16 7:09:30

That moment when you realise you didn't want to 'Send To All'

30/10/20 20:49:28

Eating dis order

30/10/20 8:30:46

"Doesn't it make a nice change from picnics, this eating out to help out?"

19/09/20 15:09:01

No dumping

02/09/20 19:00:37

I don't think it's fair that our parents get to watch the match and leave us folding the laundry

13/08/20 20:00:33

"Elementary, Watson. This is the home of a bent copper."

17/07/20 7:25:25

"Dave, how's the home schooling going?"

05/06/20 7:52:47

Break time & Dave's having a rest & the kids are off to the staff room for a fag. --Woofer 6

clever

"Shall I be mother?"

02/06/20 11:18:35

lol

That's the last time I do a Joe Wicks workout

06/04/20 21:03:26

"Thank you, yes I do have a fine pair of thighs, don't I, monsieur?"

17/02/20 16:43:32

Melody can play any tune off the top of her head

28/01/20 11:06:32

When I asked her who the father was she clammed up

18/01/20 8:17:48

Give us a push

16/11/19 12:03:26

I think it needs a hug

06/11/19 8:52:11

That's novel - a bird trying to pull Dave

31/05/19 11:30:21

"We'll get you out, mate...Don't fret"

18/04/19 7:24:02

lol

♪ Dove don't live here anymore ♪

07/04/19 17:39:59

Tweetie Bye

07/04/19 12:17:10

That's definitely not somewhere I'd keep my banana

10/02/19 20:19:33

"I'll just stop for a snack, then I'll carrion."

20/11/18 20:06:36

The race was on. No-one likes being late for bingo.

08/06/18 20:01:31

It always makes people smile

13/05/18 20:01:08

lol

She doesn't comb here often

12/05/18 15:47:32

She used to be all fingers and thumbs... it's no longer a problem

24/02/18 22:01:10

Arm chair

30/08/17 19:56:24

Which one's Prince Charmin?

27/04/17 19:14:07

Tripli Kate

02/04/17 8:14:41

Cool! No plugs, cables or batteries. Someone should have invented this ages ago.

09/03/17 9:52:17

"Mummm! Look what the cat's dragged in..."

20/11/16 20:15:16

"He's always trying to outshine his brother"

19/10/16 20:33:58

Ian was very proud of his big pecker

13/09/16 20:16:18

"Mother says we have to return to the convent"

08/01/21 12:04:40

"HEY! Get your hands off my beloved. You'll damage the paintwork."

01/12/20 20:33:10

"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest lamppost is, please?"

28/11/20 11:37:49

It was really tricky calculating exactly how much the repair would cost. So far, at least ten packets of chewing gum.

11/07/20 12:23:16

"Turn over, ladies, I also play the bazookas."

19/03/20 8:27:56

Some day lady you'll accompany me. --Scrijjy Doo

Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit

21/01/20 8:07:01

'Hmm, I bet it's full of carp'

20/10/19 9:12:53

Blooming anarchist

14/10/19 19:38:02

"Old man, would you like me to help you cross the road?"

17/02/19 10:18:48

"We were victims of a property slump"

11/02/19 21:12:02

He must be going to Bury

03/08/18 8:35:45

Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls

'Kids should be seen and not herded'

09/11/17 8:20:15

The final of 'Don't Step on the Cracks' was hotting up

27/09/17 7:50:47

Andy's talking out of his backside again

16/07/17 19:13:33

♪Tow, tow, tow your boat gently down the street...

31/03/17 7:18:52

"Don't trust her! She's always going back on her word."

11/02/17 12:28:27

Caught short

23/01/17 8:24:36

The black one is a higher car

01/11/16 8:13:54

The speed Mr Timpson was cycling at really set the tongues wagging

24/10/16 19:20:38

Old habits die hard for Michael Flatley

18/10/16 13:41:35

He liked a beachdance, but preferred Riverdance --Mr Dome

Reggie won first prize for his impression of Boris Johnson

08/11/20 9:02:27

clever

Eric Clapped-Out and Gary No-Moore

18/09/20 7:19:22

Scott Gore 'em and Demon Johnson? (Black Star Riders) --Willie Johnson

Tom stalks his prey cunningly disguised as a snail

09/09/20 14:17:47

"Oh, so that's what they do in privet?"

21/07/20 20:13:40

♪ The man with the child in his eyes ♪

03/07/20 19:00:37

Lockdown - Day 264: Wearing a hat to hide the state of my hair

(Nod to 20:00:13)

25/05/20 19:00:42

Sorry Vivvy, and Troompa. Was waiting for the Lockdown - Day 26* saga to conclude before I voted, then missed the deadline. --James Lennox

Idiot! He's not wearing safety glasses.

18/05/20 7:04:13

Moments later he was involved in a nasty incident with a motorpike

13/05/20 7:15:45

"Ha! Let's see Rover pee up this one..."

27/04/20 11:20:54

Dennis just loved baking with Ganacher

20/04/20 7:17:07

It can be excruciating watching The Extreme Dental Flossing Championship

09/04/20 7:28:43

"Psst...Scratch my nose for us, would ya?"

08/04/20 13:27:01

Cured

24/02/20 15:50:38

clever

Frosty was later arrested for flashing

11/01/20 12:09:18

"Look at 'em, poor sods...tied to their computers, writing captions all day."

04/01/20 13:47:17

It's not that big - it's only a five pounder!

15/12/19 16:33:10

A room with a flue

13/11/19 14:33:28

Bed and breakfast?

20/10/19 13:49:20

"Could I photograph your fascinating chin please? They love things like that on caption.me."

03/10/19 10:11:04

"He told me not to disturb him. Apparently, he needs 'space'."

21/08/19 12:02:29

So, don't have sex at home

03/07/19 7:02:25

Waterway to pose!

29/06/19 7:13:39

"Son, I think you should beheading off to school."

09/05/19 14:57:19

"Can we arrest a wall, Sarge?"
"Well, it is causing an obstruction."

24/01/19 8:11:33

You're welcome. I just think this works better. --Karyn Harrison

"You're late! The dog's in your dinner."

18/01/19 13:33:52

He needs to alter the flutter speed

10/12/18 8:17:50

"Ballet my arse," moaned Jim Royle. "Be more bloody manly... like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. Try the lift - I'll be Baby."

03/11/18 21:34:18

"...so, Mr Chairman, we believe we may have some sort of mole within the company."

03/11/18 13:48:26

Bruce Wayne wasn't too sure about his new tailor

30/10/18 8:31:09

'Pah... Amateur,' thought Fido. 'He hasn't cocked his leg.'

27/10/18 20:00:01

He was about to find out he'd married a right nag

26/09/18 19:02:24

"What a delightful estate and such a charming gardener."

25/09/18 7:35:56

Simbaotic relationship

15/09/18 7:42:11

What do you call a group of hats...? A fedoration.

19/06/18 19:50:30

Must be an extraction fan

21/05/18 15:50:38

Some people just have to milk every photo opportunity

15/05/18 13:04:16

lol

It was pot luck night at the tanning salon

06/04/18 14:36:23

Ah, here's lunch. Careful with the camera... we'll put it on eBay later.

02/02/18 13:36:08

She looks full of it

31/01/18 20:19:51

I'm not sitting here any more, I'm bordeaux this

12/12/17 21:00:39

Well dear, I think that's the last of the Trick or Treaters

06/11/17 8:20:39

Bob

18/10/17 19:11:51

"Doggone it! That's 119 missed lampposts."

17/10/17 13:11:30

Trev tried to hide behind his respectable day job but everyone knew he was really a troll.

05/10/17 10:12:27

With her new vision aids, Cynthia felt that she'd turned a corner

09/07/17 7:46:24

"The Anger Management Classes are this way."
"No, they're not, they're down that road."
"I'M EFFING TELLING YOU, THEY'RE THIS EFFING WAY!"

15/02/17 11:18:53

Let the dog-washing commence

14/02/17 14:14:27

They were definitely in there when we set off

04/02/17 8:01:51

lol

Big Ed!

20/12/16 8:00:15

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It is a great suggestion, Ross, but there were votes already placed. As James suggests, play it yourself, if you wish.

(caption author)

30/10/20
9:59pm

comment on caption:
Little Boy Peep [Vivvy En]

Hand wrinkles or penis wrinkles?

Willie Johnson

05/11/20
9:06pm

comment on caption:
When I tried it it smoothed out wrinkles too [Vivvy En]

;)

(caption author)

05/11/20
9:10pm

comment on caption:
When I tried it it smoothed out wrinkles too [Vivvy En]

"Barbie, are you with me toy?"

Willie Johnson

25/11/20
7:31pm

comment on caption:
"Barbie, are you toying with me?" [Vivvy En]

The "advanced" one?

Willie Johnson

15/12/20
9:48am

comment on caption:
'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...' [Vivvy En]

Whichever one looks tastiest

Mr Dome

15/12/20
11:09am

comment on caption:
'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...' [Vivvy En]

And a male would be checking out the tail on that bird.

[anon]

19/12/20
7:47pm

comment on caption:
Obviously a female gull. She's checking if her bum looks big... [Vivvy En]

Looks like a stick up.

John Glover

23/12/20
12:46pm

comment on caption:
"Watch out, Frosty! He's armed and dangerous." [Vivvy En]

He has more back hair.

Mauris Iocus

Monday
3:09pm

comment on caption:
"You are strange, Jane. Why do you prefer that ape Tarzan to me?" [Vivvy En]

The yoke's on him, as he'll have to hitch his wagon to another stable of hoofers.

Mauris Iocus

Monday
3:20pm

comment on caption:
"SACK THE TRAINER" brayed the Assenal fans, as their team lost 10-nil to Middlesburro. [Vivvy En]

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