clever

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 7:00:48

clever

The Abdomenable Snowman

07/12/18 20:00:08

Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova

10/06/20 7:18:22

Bipolar bear

01/01/19 8:00:13

Dear Mr Beach

cc Captioneers

I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.

I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.

We , have a nice day.

Yours sincere y

anon

04/10/20 7:20:51

Armpit

08/09/20 7:17:56

Kiddywinks

03/07/20 19:08:43

Art Gecko

26/03/20 8:00:09

Pontificat

25/03/20 8:05:32

clever

Head butter

20/04/19 7:04:54

Feminists Annual Ball

22/02/19 12:19:04

Childline

23/06/20 11:13:34

Fast food

01/01/20 8:00:11

"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer."

12/12/19 8:35:40

Oeil painting

11/12/19 8:09:25

The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe

15/11/19 20:00:09

Anna-Rexia Kournikova

17/07/19 7:00:46

Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians

30/06/19 19:00:11

Monster truck

28/04/19 11:00:08

Head butt

30/01/19 12:00:26

Lamb in mint dressing

15/04/20 7:10:52

... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch

25/02/19 20:00:09

lol

"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"

"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo."

30/10/20 20:00:50

Core workers

03/09/20 19:00:10

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 7:12:15

♪ God Shave the Queen

04/05/19 19:00:34

Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate

28/11/18 22:41:32

"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..."

26/12/19 8:55:01

"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment."

18/03/19 8:12:17

My Bootyful Launderette

24/02/19 20:00:12

[Mobile]
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...

05/09/20 11:00:12

Part of The Highway Cod

23/08/20 11:42:34

Big Dave built a garden wall made of bricks.
Then early one day came a knock on the gate.
"Big Dave, big Dave, let me come in." said The Wolf.
Big Dave answered "No, no, by the chair on my chinny chin chin."

21/08/20 7:00:25

A head of time

26/01/20 12:22:43

Teething ring

03/04/19 11:56:48

Guy and Doll

04/02/19 20:02:14

Kimonup and see me sometime

24/11/18 20:09:12

Things I love:
1. Making a list of things I hate
2. Wasting time

16/11/18 21:28:24

Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me.

13/12/20 8:06:11

Bard Owl

11/12/20 20:39:10

Snowdium chloride

03/10/20 19:00:29

Mudstock

19/08/20 7:01:08

"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight."

22/02/20 8:33:02

"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys."

27/01/20 20:00:12

Cock-a-doodle-ewe

04/01/20 20:00:13

Gift crap

25/12/19 20:03:42

♪ Primate Dancer

09/02/19 20:00:18

Cuckoo clock

04/01/19 8:37:34

Jetéing off for the weekend

08/12/18 12:30:07

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up.

22/11/18 21:32:34

IT for dummies.

13/11/18 8:32:44

Yoga Matt

Sun 12:14:05

"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"

"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still."

14/10/20 7:15:11

creative

"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love."

18/01/20 12:01:28

Evolution for Dummies

08/11/19 12:00:22

Toblerobe

03/11/19 20:00:29

Anudder bloody cat!

11/08/19 7:00:21

Bricks and daughter

30/06/19 11:00:08

Choctuplets

13/05/19 12:16:39

"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!"
"Yeah, and mine's a Big Mac."

26/04/19 8:49:49

Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh!

11/04/19 19:21:30

Beetlejuice

09/12/18 20:00:09

Air pad

22/11/18 20:25:03

Errors and emissions excepted

27/10/20 12:02:07

Laid bear

28/09/20 7:52:25

The Meow

08/09/20 11:01:15

Dell Boy

10/07/20 19:44:08

Drinking Violet

05/07/20 7:27:11

Close but two cigars

04/07/20 7:15:21

Dessert Orchid

22/06/20 19:03:13

Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth.

07/03/20 8:03:32

This picture has had such a calming effect on me. Last I knew it was midday and caption time. I stared at it for a few minutes and prayed for an amazing caption to pop into my head. I closed my eyes and next thing I know I wake up and it's teatime! It must be the lack of a cat, dog, hedgehog, sheep, bicycle, mannequin, skeleton, snowman or fat git that has given me newfound inner peace. Still no amazing caption but thanks anyway jenuine36.

14/01/20 17:59:35

Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well

02/01/20 8:07:29

Crappy Christmas

25/12/19 20:22:38

"You're making a right hash of that love."

05/12/19 8:21:14

Thugs Bunnies

20/04/19 19:00:31

New Wave Music

11/04/19 19:00:18

Trench kit

18/03/19 8:00:11

He kept his nose to the grindstone

12/02/19 8:00:20

Mini Hendrix

09/02/19 12:00:11

Stable hand

31/12/18 8:24:34

"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you."

12/12/18 10:53:55

...at least on caption.me

30/12/20 8:00:18

"... but dad that bitch bought the last ice cream and I want an ice cream!"

"Shut the f*ck up and take your hands off my eyes!"

07/11/20 8:50:03

Dave was taking a well earned break from his busy schedule working for caption.me, or so he thought...

29/10/20 10:49:14

"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me."

29/10/20 8:07:58

Wrestle in peace

26/10/20 20:00:24

[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog

20/10/20 11:00:19

"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor."

06/10/20 19:16:44

It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down

06/10/20 19:01:48

She looks fresh

12/09/20 19:43:01

PPE just got worse

10/08/20 11:02:54

Holiday meltdown

09/07/20 7:24:36

Purple Patch

05/07/20 7:00:12

Horse d'oeuvre

22/06/20 19:14:01

There's something phoney about this photo

15/06/20 19:00:11

Bet he can't do that furlong.

01/02/20 12:00:14

"Statue?"
"No, it's me cat."

24/12/19 13:27:16

On the crest of a grave

18/12/19 12:04:58

Nice haircutlery

18/12/19 8:24:07

The Blizzard of Oz

17/12/19 8:00:09

Turfed out

13/12/19 12:00:09

... just after the hairpin bend

06/12/19 20:00:17

Is this an optical infusion?

25/11/19 8:46:18

Chaise a rainbow

13/11/19 20:11:00

Tin Can Ali

19/10/19 19:19:01

creative

Windows for Dummies

03/08/19 7:00:10

He loves me. He loves me net.

21/07/19 7:04:40

Trans-vest-too-tight

03/07/19 19:00:08

It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz

31/03/19 7:33:58

Bear on a G String

30/01/19 8:00:28

🎵Bad, Bad, Levi Brown

30/11/18 8:32:02

Adam's apple

08/01/21 20:00:24

Stormsnooper

03/01/21 12:17:37

Plonka truck

26/12/20 8:24:23

"Next!"

21/12/20 8:13:48

Boardwalk

16/12/20 12:37:05

Well here goes, but honestly, I don't think this caption's gonna take off.

19/09/20 8:18:14

Spreadseagull

19/09/20 7:13:16

♪ Mr Bonejangles

18/09/20 7:10:36

Any caption I come up with for this photo will be a lame duck

28/08/20 7:38:09

♪ How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the bag on his tail

25/08/20 7:54:21

Botany Spears

02/08/20 11:21:13

The Wrong brothers

24/07/20 17:24:19

Canineteenth hole

02/07/20 19:04:47

In rabbit culture, a Rabbi's foot was thought to bring good luck.

25/06/20 20:32:19

"Smile!"

24/06/20 19:12:41

"Milk and sugar?"
"I'll skip the milk thanks."

21/06/20 19:06:27

Budgericar

17/06/20 7:00:23

Sole-searching

13/05/20 7:15:50

Skipheap Challenge

10/04/20 19:04:12

Bean of light

30/03/20 7:17:47

Big Ben may not be chiming tonight but little Ben's on his way to liven up the Brexit celebrations with his big donger.

31/01/20 20:01:12

Sloth motion

26/01/20 20:10:52

He was from a tight-knit family.

11/01/20 8:13:05

Roberta Planter

01/01/20 12:06:15

"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents."

25/12/19 20:00:14

"Let meow-t!"

08/12/19 12:00:12

Max not enough Factor

26/07/19 7:37:33

Caca Chanel

08/07/19 8:02:04

"Gymkhana"..."Oh yes he can!"

30/06/19 7:02:20

"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day"

27/04/19 8:18:23

Franz Piszt

11/04/19 19:00:07

"Honey I said take the coast road."

05/03/19 8:00:52

Head butt

03/03/19 20:00:13

Chanel No Fire

15/02/19 8:00:23

♪ Bridge Over Troubled Water

23/12/18 9:04:18

Tall stories

21/12/18 20:00:09

Pied-à-tear

19/12/18 12:17:09

Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face!

10/12/18 20:05:04

8. Consistency

16/11/18 21:36:40

Daddy, don't you think it's about time you teach me to talk? It'd be a hell of a lot quicker for me to tell you the potatoes are boiling over rather than texting you.

13/11/18 12:41:53

Pomme de tête

08/01/21 20:07:49

I relished the thought of trying to craft a decent caption tonight but have gone off the idea now.

28/12/20 20:15:25

The Great British Bake Trough

26/12/20 12:17:40

contraption.me

26/12/20 8:06:27

Sixth platform pupils

16/12/20 20:44:21

Park and bride

11/11/20 8:02:41

"They've done a crap conservation job - I preferred her with glasses, stache and mobile."

05/11/20 8:10:33

It's a giant Pontiff-ract cake!

31/10/20 20:09:16

Fatwoman & Robin

26/10/20 8:00:13

♪ Hive Talkin'

18/10/20 7:15:46

Johnny Cash

12/10/20 19:00:10

♪ Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

09/10/20 19:00:57

Pixel Lott

06/10/20 19:13:20

♪ Dive Talkin'

02/10/20 7:16:05

She didn't love him enough to give him her last Rolo

01/10/20 11:00:58

What's black and white and red all over?

25/09/20 11:25:33

"Shh, it's the Secret Service."

23/09/20 11:01:55

"I said I wanted Munchies!"

08/09/20 11:02:34

Levitation, Levitation, Levitation

26/08/20 19:16:45

I think he's a Lidl bit mad

25/08/20 11:12:20

This photo gives me paws for thought

09/08/20 7:23:19

Nice front door

02/08/20 7:10:13

Neandertap man

17/07/20 7:07:24

Potash Wednesday

13/07/20 17:22:14

Lucy misinterpreted her recipe for making upside down cake.

12/07/20 7:18:15

"Shit it's 8 o'clock! Now which folder did I save that brilliant caption in?"

10/07/20 19:00:15

His last request was to be puried, not cremated.

09/07/20 11:13:13

What do you expect when you book a cheap holiday with icelolly.com?

09/07/20 7:00:21

Rosy Lee

21/06/20 19:03:39

Hatchhog

05/05/20 7:00:50

Trump l'oeil

06/04/20 7:00:10

Medievil times

05/04/20 9:13:38

Vindaloo roll

04/04/20 7:03:56

"Shit, where did I put my credit card?"

03/04/20 7:02:37

Narrow passage

09/03/20 9:14:10

So that's how she b*ggered her lips.

07/03/20 8:08:36

Back Beauty

01/02/20 12:00:28

Dark web

31/01/20 12:31:46

Bikeyni top

27/12/19 8:00:08

OK, you've made your point.

26/12/19 12:01:54

The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan.

07/12/19 8:25:23

Beast from the Geest

29/11/19 9:10:54

Rum and poke

30/10/19 8:43:23

"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?"

20/09/19 19:01:57

Batch cottage

30/07/19 7:42:46

... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS

17/07/19 7:21:55

Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo

07/07/19 11:07:30

Sledgehammered

01/07/19 7:00:09