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Dot Old
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Live life to the full and laugh every day.
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07/12/18 20:00:08 |
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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 7:18:22 |
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Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
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01/01/19 8:00:13 |
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04/10/20 7:20:51 |
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"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he? --Willie Johnson
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08/09/20 7:17:56 |
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26/03/20 8:00:09 |
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25/03/20 8:05:32 |
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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23/06/20 11:13:34 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 7:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 19:00:11 |
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28/04/19 11:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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15/04/20 7:10:52 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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03/09/20 19:00:10 |
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19/07/19 7:12:15 |
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04/05/19 19:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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05/09/20 11:00:12 |
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Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
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23/08/20 11:42:34 |
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21/08/20 7:00:25 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 11:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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03/10/20 19:00:29 |
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19/08/20 7:01:08 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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14/10/20 7:15:11 |
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We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can... --Glyn Evans
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 7:00:21 |
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30/06/19 11:00:08 |
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13/05/19 12:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 8:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 19:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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28/09/20 7:52:25 |
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08/09/20 11:01:15 |
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10/07/20 19:44:08 |
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05/07/20 7:27:11 |
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22/06/20 19:03:13 |
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Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32 |
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14/01/20 17:59:35 |
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Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29 |
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25/12/19 20:22:38 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14 |
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20/04/19 19:00:31 |
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11/04/19 19:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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20/10/20 11:00:19 |
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Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative. --Willie Johnson
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"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor." 06/10/20 19:16:44 |
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It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down 06/10/20 19:01:48 |
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12/09/20 19:43:01 |
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09/07/20 7:24:36 |
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22/06/20 19:14:01 |
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Could probably just edit it to something else. The fair thing to do is also vote for the other horse d'oeuvres caption, if you haven't already. 🙂 --Troompa Loompa
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There's something phoney about this photo 15/06/20 19:00:11 |
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01/02/20 12:00:14 |
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24/12/19 13:27:16 |
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18/12/19 12:04:58 |
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18/12/19 8:24:07 |
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17/12/19 8:00:09 |
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13/12/19 12:00:09 |
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... just after the hairpin bend 06/12/19 20:00:17 |
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25/11/19 8:46:18 |
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13/11/19 20:11:00 |
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19/10/19 19:19:01 |
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03/08/19 7:00:10 |
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21/07/19 7:04:40 |
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03/07/19 19:00:08 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 7:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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Well here goes, but honestly, I don't think this caption's gonna take off. 19/09/20 8:18:14 |
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19/09/20 7:13:16 |
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18/09/20 7:10:36 |
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Any caption I come up with for this photo will be a lame duck 28/08/20 7:38:09 |
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♪ How much is that doggie in the window? 25/08/20 7:54:21 |
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02/08/20 11:21:13 |
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24/07/20 17:24:19 |
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02/07/20 19:04:47 |
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In rabbit culture, a Rabbi's foot was thought to bring good luck. 25/06/20 20:32:19 |
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24/06/20 19:12:41 |
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"Milk and sugar?" 21/06/20 19:06:27 |
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He was from a tight-knit family. 11/01/20 8:13:05 |
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01/01/20 12:06:15 |
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"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents." 25/12/19 20:00:14 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 8:18:23 |
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11/04/19 19:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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Mon 8:00:13 |
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♪ Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches 09/10/20 19:00:57 |
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She didn't love him enough to give him her last Rolo 01/10/20 11:00:58 |
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What's black and white and red all over? 25/09/20 11:25:33 |
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"Shh, it's the Secret Service." 23/09/20 11:01:55 |
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08/09/20 11:02:34 |
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Levitation, Levitation, Levitation 26/08/20 19:16:45 |
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Hmmm...sounds familiar, almost as catchy as Amadeus, Amadeus... --Glyn Evans
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This photo gives me paws for thought 09/08/20 7:23:19 |
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Lucy misinterpreted her recipe for making upside down cake. 12/07/20 7:18:15 |
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"Shit it's 8 o'clock! Now which folder did I save that brilliant caption in?" 10/07/20 19:00:15 |
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His last request was to be puried, not cremated. 09/07/20 11:13:13 |
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What do you expect when you book a cheap holiday with icelolly.com? 09/07/20 7:00:21 |
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21/06/20 19:03:39 |
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"Shit, where did I put my credit card?" 03/04/20 7:02:37 |
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So that's how she b*ggered her lips. 07/03/20 8:08:36 |
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The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan. 07/12/19 8:25:23 |
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"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?" 20/09/19 19:01:57 |
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30/07/19 7:42:46 |
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... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS 17/07/19 7:21:55 |
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Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo 07/07/19 11:07:30 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face
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Florence still pops out every day to get some doggy treats for Dougal. 28/04/19 7:18:45 |
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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
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Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses 16/12/18 13:17:29 |
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Recalculating...
Return to the route....
12:38pm
comment on caption:
[Mobile]
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...
[Dot Old]
Clever box?
11:39am
comment on caption:
Box clever
[Dot Old]
Hmmm, I like that anon, it's better.
11:48am
comment on caption:
Box clever
[Dot Old]
You could use a capital 'i' as a substitute
10:00am
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Dear Mr Beach
cc Captioneers
I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.
I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.
We , have a nice day.
Yours sincere y
anon
[Dot Old]
Dear Mr Dome
That's a great idea, thank you.
Yours sincereIy
anon
4:00pm
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Dear Mr Beach
cc Captioneers
I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.
I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.
We , have a nice day.
Yours sincere y
anon
[Dot Old]
I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach
6:25pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mr Beach
cc Captioneers
I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.
I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.
We , have a nice day.
Yours sincere y
anon
[Dot Old]
"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach"
He is white isn't he?
6:47pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mr Beach
cc Captioneers
I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.
I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.
We , have a nice day.
Yours sincere y
anon
[Dot Old]
We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can't take rejection when their idols are lambasted in such a heartless manner. Is anyone with me? - No? Ah, shit...
4:40pm
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"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"
"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still." [Dot Old]
Nod to 20:00:10 but happy to delete if asked to.
7:02pm
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Supermarket Chimney Sweep [Dot Old]
Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative.
6:36pm
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[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog
[Dot Old]