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clever

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 7:00:48

clever

The Abdomenable Snowman

07/12/18 20:00:08

Bipolar bear

01/01/19 8:00:13

clever

Head butter

20/04/19 7:04:54

Feminists Annual Ball

22/02/19 12:19:04

Fast food

01/01/20 8:00:11

"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer."

12/12/19 8:35:40

Oeil painting

11/12/19 8:09:25

The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe

15/11/19 20:00:09

Anna-Rexia Kournikova

17/07/19 7:00:46

Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians

30/06/19 19:00:11

Monster truck

28/04/19 11:00:08

Head butt

30/01/19 12:00:26

... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch

25/02/19 20:00:09

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 7:12:15

♪ God Shave the Queen

04/05/19 19:00:34

Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate

28/11/18 22:41:32

"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..."

26/12/19 8:55:01

Me too! --Molly R

"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment."

18/03/19 8:12:17

My Bootyful Launderette

24/02/19 20:00:12

Teething ring

03/04/19 11:56:48

Guy and Doll

04/02/19 20:02:14

Kimonup and see me sometime

24/11/18 20:09:12

Things I love:
1. Making a list of things I hate
2. Wasting time

16/11/18 21:28:24

Cock-a-doodle-ewe

04/01/20 20:00:13

Gift crap

25/12/19 20:03:42

♪ Primate Dancer

09/02/19 20:00:18

A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux

Cuckoo clock

04/01/19 8:37:34

Jetéing off for the weekend

08/12/18 12:30:07

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up.

22/11/18 21:32:34

IT for dummies.

13/11/18 8:32:44

Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face

Evolution for Dummies

08/11/19 12:00:22

03/11/19 20:00:29

11/08/19 7:00:21

30/06/19 11:00:08

13/05/19 12:16:39

"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!"
"Yeah, and mine's a Big Mac."

26/04/19 8:49:49

Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh!

11/04/19 19:21:30

Beetlejuice

09/12/18 20:00:09

Air pad

22/11/18 20:25:03

This picture has had such a calming effect on me. Last I knew it was midday and caption time. I stared at it for a few minutes and prayed for an amazing caption to pop into my head. I closed my eyes and next thing I know I wake up and it's teatime! It must be the lack of a cat, dog, hedgehog, sheep, bicycle, mannequin, skeleton, snowman or fat git that has given me newfound inner peace. Still no amazing caption but thanks anyway jenuine36.

Tue 17:59:35

Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well

02/01/20 8:07:29

Crappy Christmas

25/12/19 20:22:38

"You're making a right hash of that love."

05/12/19 8:21:14

Thugs Bunnies

20/04/19 19:00:31

New Wave Music

11/04/19 19:00:18

Trench kit

18/03/19 8:00:11

He kept his nose to the grindstone

12/02/19 8:00:20

Mini Hendrix

09/02/19 12:00:11

Stable hand

31/12/18 8:24:34

"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you."

12/12/18 10:53:55

"Statue?"
"No, it's me cat."

24/12/19 13:27:16

On the crest of a grave

18/12/19 12:04:58

Nice haircutlery

18/12/19 8:24:07

The Blizzard of Oz

17/12/19 8:00:09

Turfed out

13/12/19 12:00:09

... just after the hairpin bend

06/12/19 20:00:17

Is this an optical infusion?

25/11/19 8:46:18

13/11/19 20:11:00

19/10/19 19:19:01

03/08/19 7:00:10

He loves me. He loves me net.

21/07/19 7:04:40

Trans-vest-too-tight

03/07/19 19:00:08

It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz

31/03/19 7:33:58

Bear on a G String

30/01/19 8:00:28

🎵Bad, Bad, Levi Brown

30/11/18 8:32:02

Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo

He was from a tight-knit family.

11/01/20 8:13:05

Roberta Planter

01/01/20 12:06:15

"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents."

25/12/19 20:00:14

"Let meow-t!"

08/12/19 12:00:12

Max not enough Factor

26/07/19 7:37:33

Caca Chanel

08/07/19 8:02:04

"Gymkhana"..."Oh yes he can!"

30/06/19 7:02:20

"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day"

27/04/19 8:18:23

Franz Piszt

11/04/19 19:00:07

"Honey I said take the coast road."

05/03/19 8:00:52

Head butt

03/03/19 20:00:13

Chanel No Fire

15/02/19 8:00:23

♪ Bridge Over Troubled Water

23/12/18 9:04:18

Tall stories

21/12/18 20:00:09

Pied-à-tear

19/12/18 12:17:09

Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face!

10/12/18 20:05:04

8. Consistency

16/11/18 21:36:40

Daddy, don't you think it's about time you teach me to talk? It'd be a hell of a lot quicker for me to tell you the potatoes are boiling over rather than texting you.

13/11/18 12:41:53

Bikeyni top

27/12/19 8:00:08

OK, you've made your point.

26/12/19 12:01:54

The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan.

07/12/19 8:25:23

Beast from the Geest

29/11/19 9:10:54

Rum and poke

30/10/19 8:43:23

"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?"

20/09/19 19:01:57

Batch cottage

30/07/19 7:42:46

... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS

17/07/19 7:21:55

Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo

07/07/19 11:07:30

I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face

Sledgehammered

01/07/19 7:00:09

Florence still pops out every day to get some doggy treats for Dougal.

28/04/19 7:18:45

Polly 'n saturated fats

26/04/19 7:12:31

There's no plaice like home

13/04/19 11:21:31

Zero G

11/04/19 19:00:58

Stave off

11/04/19 19:00:37

Made using strong white flour

08/04/19 20:02:48

Gone for a Song

07/04/19 11:35:05

Gulliver's Tangle Teezer

06/04/19 11:00:10

18/03/19 20:00:09

17/03/19 12:00:11

11/03/19 22:39:29

09/03/19 8:34:02

Billy Ocean meets Sandie Shaw

03/02/19 12:00:35

Can you be more Pacific. --stone face

Face like a smacked arse

30/01/19 12:00:48

30/01/19 8:00:07

29/01/19 8:06:44

16/01/19 12:00:16

03/01/19 12:00:24

02/01/19 20:00:54

31/12/18 8:43:15

28/12/18 12:14:49

28/12/18 8:00:20

Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses

16/12/18 13:17:29

Highway

15/12/18 8:00:15

Take the Bull by the haunches

10/12/18 14:05:24

Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off

27/11/18 8:02:22

"He looks very spartan to me."

Wed 8:09:11

The Abohminable Snowman

09/01/20 20:16:11

"She looks a right twat."

06/01/20 8:19:10

Hybrid car

04/01/20 8:16:33

"That's very clever Daddy but I just pooed my nappy."

02/01/20 20:00:20

Lazy Susan?

01/01/20 8:16:18

"This wasn't what I meant by an aphrodizzyac."

01/01/20 8:04:00

"You BITCH! You deliberately misunderstood when I said I'd pay for de beers."

29/12/19 9:38:39

♪ The Bitch is Back

29/12/19 8:02:41

"That's dope!" said will.i.am

26/12/19 20:04:10

I.Am.Will.E. --Willie Johnson

"I knew it was a mistake buying that plasticine for my four year old for Christmas."

26/12/19 8:18:38

The Plimsoll line

25/12/19 10:33:34

"I'm anon!"

21/12/19 12:00:29

Exactly or an anon in an anonymass - All I can say is good will and a Merry Christmas to anons or non-anons everywhere! (if it applies of course because surely anons celebrate their various applicable anonyfests) :-) --Glyn Evans

Don't worry fellow captioneers, Dot has put out the distress signal 'Save Our Santa'.

21/12/19 10:21:24

The Elephant Woman

16/12/19 21:25:45

Christ, I knew he was two faced.

14/12/19 8:04:04

Made by Mr Whoopsy

05/12/19 20:33:30

♪ (Is This The Way To) Armadillo?

03/12/19 8:00:09

Val Loonican

30/11/19 12:22:04

Are they singing the Starboard Spangled Banner?

26/11/19 12:15:40

"So he's to blame for unwanted body hair!"

21/11/19 20:27:56

Pedigree gum

10/11/19 8:39:47

Sunflowers by Tinny van Gogh

08/11/19 9:03:39

Have you already forgotten that you can't hide from The Master? God reads every caption and He knows where you live. --Dave Bryan

Heidi Yum

03/11/19 20:32:04

100% Cocoa Chanel

03/11/19 20:00:10

"Now that's my kind of meringue surprise."

13/10/19 7:19:25

Miss Cardashian

28/09/19 19:01:29

Punk frock

18/09/19 7:32:09

The Stud

12/09/19 7:27:40

One upwardly mobile man and his downward facing dog

01/09/19 7:00:36

"WRAP...you greedy fat geezer."

19/08/19 14:35:51

Fried buttlets

16/08/19 19:04:43

Cigarette hash

16/08/19 19:00:10

Cat-tle show

11/08/19 7:11:12

"It's not easy keeping up with the Kardboardashians."

01/08/19 7:00:11

"Is it the director's cat?"

31/07/19 20:17:26

Lobster potty

30/07/19 20:10:27

"Shouldn't there be a cat on this hot tin loaf roof?"

30/07/19 7:17:28

Ironing bored

29/07/19 11:14:02

Metamorphofish

27/07/19 7:42:15

Joan Dory

27/07/19 7:26:32

Inaugural caption.me Convention

26/07/19 18:10:47

12/07/19 7:09:19

08/07/19 7:37:16

06/07/19 9:49:38

25/06/19 11:00:10

27/05/19 19:00:08

26/05/19 7:39:46

21/05/19 21:57:06

20/05/19 11:00:08

Dr Who's summer house

11/05/19 19:06:48

Mascarnage

05/05/19 19:09:05

Insected eye

05/05/19 19:03:12

Park and Tide

27/04/19 11:00:11

"Welcome to my loodoir"

25/04/19 6:15:06

Prickly seat

24/04/19 7:06:21

That waistcoat sucks

23/04/19 14:22:26

Brylcreamy

20/04/19 7:05:31

All fur coat and no knickers

19/04/19 7:08:13

Curvatune

11/04/19 23:34:47

Beemused

04/04/19 7:11:38

Piles of money

01/04/19 19:03:58

New Zealand's version of the TV show 'One Man and His Dog' goes sky-high

25/03/19 21:52:11

Chow chein

24/03/19 12:00:24

Asian carats

24/03/19 12:00:09

A big thumb's up for this photo

19/03/19 12:29:45

William is Orange

19/03/19 8:00:07

Core-blimey!

17/03/19 12:00:46

Really Big Daddy

07/03/19 8:12:44

The Witches of East-wicker

03/03/19 12:12:11

I-bex he's not frightened of heights

02/03/19 21:13:23

Just what I fancy to wake me up, a rich dark Italian.

26/02/19 8:04:11

Cat'sidermy

20/02/19 8:01:18

Pinky and Porky

17/02/19 12:02:56

All bells and no whistles

15/02/19 12:02:42

15/02/19 9:52:51

14/02/19 20:01:11

12/02/19 6:43:30

12/02/19 6:43:17

More chance of a light-bulb moment at this party than me having one for a good caption...

10/02/19 15:45:54

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last comments (total: 33)

Yes anon, of course. Good luck with your caption.

(caption author)

30/10/19
8:37am

comment on caption:
Disembodied spirit
[Dot Old]

Have you already forgotten that you can't hide from The Master? God reads every caption and He knows where you live.

Dave Bryan

08/11/19
10:40am

comment on caption:
Sunflowers by Tinny van Gogh [Dot Old]

Er...yes...sorry...

(caption author)

08/11/19
6:09pm

comment on caption:
Sunflowers by Tinny van Gogh [Dot Old]

With a huge nod to 8:20:00 which is so funny. Honestly put my caption on without checking first.

(caption author)

09/11/19
8:34am

comment on caption:
Yes folks, it's time for our Saturday sing-along. And today's song is... you guessed it!
1,2,3 and
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green [Dot Old]

Finally. I've been looking for you for so long anon. I'm glad that I now know who you are. Now it's just a matter of differentiating you from anon, Anon, Anonymous, Anon Sr, Anon Jr, anon, anon and of course anon.