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Dot Old
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Live life to the full and laugh every day.
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09/05/19 8:00:48 |
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07/12/18 20:00:08 |
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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 8:18:22 |
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Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
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01/01/19 8:00:13 |
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04/10/20 8:20:51 |
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"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he? --Willie Johnson
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08/09/20 8:17:56 |
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03/07/20 20:08:43 |
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26/03/20 8:00:09 |
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25/03/20 8:05:32 |
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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20/04/19 8:04:54 |
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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28/03/21 8:22:07 |
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23/06/20 12:13:34 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 8:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 20:00:11 |
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28/04/19 12:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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15/04/20 8:10:52 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" 30/10/20 20:00:50 |
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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
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03/09/20 20:00:10 |
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19/07/19 8:12:15 |
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04/05/19 20:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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14/02/21 20:15:18 |
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Should have known this was looming on the horizon. --Willie Johnson
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05/09/20 12:00:12 |
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Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
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23/08/20 12:42:34 |
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21/08/20 8:00:25 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 12:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s 19/01/21 9:41:08 |
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Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11 |
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11/12/20 20:39:10 |
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03/10/20 20:00:29 |
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19/08/20 8:01:08 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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30/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"I'm snowed under with garden work lately." 27/03/21 20:13:40 |
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08/03/21 20:00:07 |
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He sure will. --Willie Johnson
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I always said The Beatles were Head & Shoulders above the rest. 21/02/21 12:06:27 |
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10/01/21 12:14:05 |
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14/10/20 8:15:11 |
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We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can... --Glyn Evans
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 8:00:21 |
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30/06/19 12:00:08 |
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13/05/19 13:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 9:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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11/03/21 8:06:31 |
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27/10/20 12:02:07 |
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Errors and emissions accepted? --Willie Johnson
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28/09/20 8:52:25 |
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08/09/20 12:01:15 |
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10/07/20 20:44:08 |
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05/07/20 8:27:11 |
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04/07/20 8:15:21 |
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22/06/20 20:03:13 |
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Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32 |
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14/01/20 17:59:35 |
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Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29 |
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25/12/19 20:22:38 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14 |
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20/04/19 20:00:31 |
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11/04/19 20:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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11/04/21 12:00:33 |
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02/04/21 8:04:54 |
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something very blue. 09/03/21 20:00:25 |
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"Did the earth move for you too?" 26/02/21 8:00:19 |
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04/02/21 8:06:13 |
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30/12/20 8:00:18 |
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07/11/20 8:50:03 |
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29/10/20 10:49:14 |
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29/10/20 8:07:58 |
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"Caption me." --Stephen Bean
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26/10/20 20:00:24 |
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20/10/20 12:00:19 |
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Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative. --Willie Johnson
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"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor." 06/10/20 20:16:44 |
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It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down 06/10/20 20:01:48 |
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12/09/20 20:43:01 |
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10/08/20 12:02:54 |
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09/07/20 8:24:36 |
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22/06/20 20:14:01 |
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Could probably just edit it to something else. The fair thing to do is also vote for the other horse d'oeuvres caption, if you haven't already. 🙂 --Troompa Loompa
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There's something phoney about this photo 15/06/20 20:00:11 |
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01/02/20 12:00:14 |
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24/12/19 13:27:16 |
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18/12/19 12:04:58 |
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18/12/19 8:24:07 |
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17/12/19 8:00:09 |
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13/12/19 12:00:09 |
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... just after the hairpin bend 06/12/19 20:00:17 |
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25/11/19 8:46:18 |
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13/11/19 20:11:00 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 8:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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"Are you lichen our new 'air-dos?" 11/03/21 8:14:24 |
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10/03/21 20:01:06 |
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26/02/21 12:00:20 |
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"I came up with this design from my mooed board." 19/02/21 12:30:13 |
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"Pardon?" 16/02/21 8:06:00 |
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15/01/21 12:39:05 |
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16/12/20 12:37:05 |
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Well here goes, but honestly, I don't think this caption's gonna take off. 19/09/20 9:18:14 |
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19/09/20 8:13:16 |
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18/09/20 8:10:36 |
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Any caption I come up with for this photo will be a lame duck 28/08/20 8:38:09 |
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♪ How much is that doggie in the window? 25/08/20 8:54:21 |
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24/07/20 18:24:19 |
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In rabbit culture, a Rabbi's foot was thought to bring good luck. 25/06/20 21:32:19 |
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24/06/20 20:12:41 |
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"Milk and sugar?" 21/06/20 20:06:27 |
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He was from a tight-knit family. 11/01/20 8:13:05 |
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01/01/20 12:06:15 |
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"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents." 25/12/19 20:00:14 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 9:18:23 |
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11/04/19 20:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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08/04/21 8:23:49 |
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On reflection Dave decided it was stalemate 13/03/21 20:01:52 |
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11/02/21 8:21:27 |
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She just chianti stay off the bottle 10/02/21 8:07:57 |
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OK, I can't keep up this masquerade any longer. I'm anon. 31/01/21 20:03:05 |
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"It's your pilot here. Do we have a doctor on board? We have a passenger with attitude sickness." 14/01/21 20:38:26 |
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I relished the thought of trying to craft a decent caption tonight but have gone off the idea now. 28/12/20 20:15:25 |
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"They've done a crap conservation job - I preferred her with glasses, stache and mobile." 05/11/20 8:10:33 |
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It's a giant Pontiff-ract cake! 31/10/20 20:09:16 |
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♪ Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches 09/10/20 20:00:57 |
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She didn't love him enough to give him her last Rolo 01/10/20 12:00:58 |
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What's black and white and red all over? 25/09/20 12:25:33 |
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"Shh, it's the Secret Service." 23/09/20 12:01:55 |
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08/09/20 12:02:34 |
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Levitation, Levitation, Levitation 26/08/20 20:16:45 |
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Hmmm...sounds familiar, almost as catchy as Amadeus, Amadeus... --Glyn Evans
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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x
7:51am
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"
"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]
In her rear? (When said aloud it sounds the same as the last three words.)
2:32am
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He's just whispered tweet nothings in her ear. [Dot Old]
Haha Willie. Sounds a little cheeky to me (wink-wink).
7:42am
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He's just whispered tweet nothings in her ear. [Dot Old]
She's looking better than ever... but where's the pic of the dog?
7:45pm
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Lady Gaga insisted her dog accompany her at President Biden's inauguration [Dot Old]
SouperPan to the rescue!
12:23pm
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Sauce Pan, she needs your help! [Dot Old]
So am I.
9:01pm
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OK, I can't keep up this masquerade any longer. I'm anon.
[Dot Old]
So am I. This is getting to be anon issue.
9:04pm
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OK, I can't keep up this masquerade any longer. I'm anon.
[Dot Old]
Me too. Or maybe it's getting to be another issue entirely.
9:06pm
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OK, I can't keep up this masquerade any longer. I'm anon.
[Dot Old]
Should have known this was looming on the horizon.
8:30pm
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Get a loom! [Dot Old]
He sure will.
9:02pm
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Michael Bubblewrap
[Dot Old]