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caption quota: 68
caption votes given since joining: 1,949
comment quota: 19
comment votes given since joining: 193
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09/05/19 8:00:48 |
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07/12/18 20:00:08 |
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Who's aged the best, Stonehenge or Art Garfunkel? 30/04/22 10:19:16 |
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"Can you get the hell off me. I'm trying to have a piss." 15/05/23 8:14:38 |
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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 8:18:22 |
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Czech mates?
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03/10/21 20:18:30 |
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01/01/19 8:00:13 |
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... it became the world's number 2 bestseller 18/08/22 8:21:28 |
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04/10/20 8:20:51 |
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"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he?
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"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?" 16/05/23 8:08:30 |
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Yes
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24/12/22 12:41:36 |
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"I'll just marry him." thought young Melania. 26/09/21 20:01:46 |
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08/09/20 8:17:56 |
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03/07/20 20:08:43 |
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26/03/20 8:00:09 |
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25/03/20 8:05:32 |
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Go in puss.
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20/04/19 8:04:54 |
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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28/03/21 8:22:07 |
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23/06/20 12:13:34 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 8:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 20:00:11 |
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28/04/19 12:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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Well at least he's on the green 20/02/23 8:23:43 |
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04/11/21 20:05:37 |
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15/04/20 8:10:52 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" 30/10/20 20:00:50 |
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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x
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03/09/20 20:00:10 |
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19/07/19 8:12:15 |
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04/05/19 20:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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22/04/23 12:04:36 |
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25/02/23 20:00:43 |
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J is for Jaguar 01/08/22 8:17:47 |
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M is for eMu ... and U is for emU
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"And my mate thinks he's got problems with his car seat..." 05/04/22 12:12:49 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too!
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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True, but Kyrgios is a magician on the tennis court. 10/07/22 8:12:48 |
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14/02/21 20:15:18 |
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Should have known this was looming on the horizon.
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05/09/20 12:00:12 |
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Recalculating... Return to the route....
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23/08/20 12:42:34 |
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21/08/20 8:00:25 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 12:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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"Now I know why you're called Red Rum." 06/04/23 8:13:20 |
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He used to be anoraknophobic but he's over it now 30/12/22 13:03:31, edited: 30/12/22 13:07:47 |
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08/12/21 20:00:13 |
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20/05/21 20:00:09 |
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Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s 19/01/21 9:41:08 |
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Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11 |
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11/12/20 20:39:10 |
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03/10/20 20:00:29 |
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19/08/20 8:01:08 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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Jetéing off for the weekend 08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it?
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14/09/22 20:14:56 |
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30/06/22 8:34:36 |
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"I don't know you from Adam but you can use my toilet roll." 15/05/22 20:22:55 |
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05/05/22 8:26:16 |
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"Two years ago I was stray then Dave took me in and now I'm part of the furniture." 23/04/22 9:05:48 |
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31/01/22 8:13:40 |
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01/11/21 14:13:23 |
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27/09/21 8:18:39 |
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Where's Wally?
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29/07/21 8:23:56 |
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OK, which muppets voted for this photo? 20/06/21 8:12:30 |
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Can't say whether I voted them muppet this time.
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30/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"I'm snowed under with garden work lately." 27/03/21 20:13:40 |
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08/03/21 20:00:07 |
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He sure will.
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I always said The Beatles were Head & Shoulders above the rest. 21/02/21 12:06:27 |
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10/01/21 12:14:05 |
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14/10/20 8:15:11 |
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We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can...
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 8:00:21 |
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30/06/19 12:00:08 |
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13/05/19 13:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 9:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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26/05/23 20:06:56 |
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King Charles enjoying a well earned holiday in Trinidad and Tobacco 19/05/23 12:22:35 |
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Where's Wally?
1:47pm
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Wall to walrus [Dot Old]
How do you sleep at night?
8:55am
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Contains Vinnie-gar [Dot Old]
Don't worry, you'll think of one... after the three days are up.
8:39am
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If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I think of a ruddy caption for this one. [Dot Old]
Nod to 8:00:18?
9:22am
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Geriatrics and the Pacemakers [Dot Old]
Indeed a nod to 8:00:18. Apologies, I missed it.
9:39am
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Geriatrics and the Pacemakers [Dot Old]
I guess that means you'll be there for quite a while.
[anon]
(*And they wonder why anon is not well liked.)
8:49pm
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"It's the only way I can think of captions." [Dot Old]
We don't
10:03pm
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"It's the only way I can think of captions." [Dot Old]
No need, she'll ring you.
8:22pm
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Don't you just ring Tina from Doncaster? [Dot Old]
M is for eMu ... and U is for emU
5:32am
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J is for Jaguar
K is for Kangaroo
L is for L-ephant [Dot Old]
Yes
9:24am
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"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?" [Dot Old]