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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 7:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 19:00:11 |
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28/04/19 11:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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19/07/19 7:12:15 |
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04/05/19 19:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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03/04/19 11:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 7:00:21 |
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30/06/19 11:00:08 |
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13/05/19 12:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 8:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 19:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." Thu 8:21:14 |
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20/04/19 19:00:31 |
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11/04/19 19:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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... just after the hairpin bend Fri 20:00:17 |
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25/11/19 8:46:18 |
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13/11/19 20:11:00 |
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19/10/19 19:19:01 |
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03/08/19 7:00:10 |
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21/07/19 7:04:40 |
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03/07/19 19:00:08 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 7:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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26/07/19 7:37:33 |
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08/07/19 8:02:04 |
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30/06/19 7:02:20 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 8:18:23 |
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11/04/19 19:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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03/03/19 20:00:13 |
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15/02/19 8:00:23 |
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23/12/18 9:04:18 |
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21/12/18 20:00:09 |
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19/12/18 12:17:09 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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13/11/18 12:41:53 |
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The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan. Sat 8:25:23 |
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29/11/19 9:10:54 |
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30/10/19 8:43:23 |
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"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?" 20/09/19 19:01:57 |
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30/07/19 7:42:46 |
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... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS 17/07/19 7:21:55 |
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Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo 07/07/19 11:07:30 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face
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01/07/19 7:00:09 |
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Florence still pops out every day to get some doggy treats for Dougal. 28/04/19 7:18:45 |
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03/02/19 12:00:35 |
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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
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Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses 16/12/18 13:17:29 |
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Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off 27/11/18 8:02:22 |
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♪ (Is This The Way To) Armadillo? Tue 8:00:09 |
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30/11/19 12:22:04 |
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Are they singing the Starboard Spangled Banner? 26/11/19 12:15:40 |
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"So he's to blame for unwanted body hair!" 21/11/19 20:27:56 |
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Have you already forgotten that you can't hide from The Master? God reads every caption and He knows where you live. --Dave Bryan
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03/11/19 20:32:04 |
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"Now that's my kind of meringue surprise." 13/10/19 7:19:25 |
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One upwardly mobile man and his downward facing dog 01/09/19 7:00:36 |
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"WRAP...you greedy fat geezer." 19/08/19 14:35:51 |
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"It's not easy keeping up with the Kardboardashians." 01/08/19 7:00:11 |
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"Shouldn't there be a cat on this hot tin loaf roof?" 30/07/19 7:17:28 |
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27/07/19 7:42:15 |
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Inaugural caption.me Convention 26/07/19 18:10:47 |
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New Zealand's version of the TV show 'One Man and His Dog' goes sky-high 25/03/19 21:52:11 |
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A big thumb's up for this photo 19/03/19 12:29:45 |
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I-bex he's not frightened of heights 02/03/19 21:13:23 |
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Just what I fancy to wake me up, a rich dark Italian. 26/02/19 8:04:11 |
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More chance of a light-bulb moment at this party than me having one for a good caption... 10/02/19 15:45:54 |
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08/02/19 20:00:17 |
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This tuc tuc takes the biscuit 05/02/19 12:58:10 |
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Winterreise by Franz Schubeart 30/01/19 8:02:11 |
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Would be wonderful, wonderful if he does get a lift. 22/01/19 12:45:14 |
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For a Few Dollars More we'll throw in a steering wheel 12/12/18 17:02:15 |
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Santa had nicked the carrot for Rudolph 08/12/18 0:49:04 |
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Cheshire Cat's bin mischievous again - where could Alice be? 21/11/18 8:14:00 |
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“My childhood was wonderful. Why do I have to grow old?” Fri 12:03:23 |
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Margarita Pracatan can't dance either 01/12/19 10:33:07 |
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"I like my drugs shrink-wrapped." 14/11/19 14:03:25 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one..
11:18am
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Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo [Dot Old]
HAYOO
10:00am
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"Guess what's for dinner?" [Dot Old]
If no milk is produced, the cattle be an udder failure.
8:10am
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Anudder bloody cat!
[Dot Old]
Has this been changed?
8:07am
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Disembodied spirit
[Dot Old]
Nope
8:19am
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Disembodied spirit
[Dot Old]
Sorry, didn't see you, can I keep my spirit caption? Looks like the duplicate detector failed.
8:29am
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Disembodied spirit
[Dot Old]
Yes anon, of course. Good luck with your caption.
8:37am
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Disembodied spirit
[Dot Old]
Have you already forgotten that you can't hide from The Master? God reads every caption and He knows where you live.
10:40am
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Sunflowers by Tinny van Gogh [Dot Old]
Er...yes...sorry...
6:09pm
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Sunflowers by Tinny van Gogh [Dot Old]
With a huge nod to 8:20:00 which is so funny. Honestly put my caption on without checking first.
8:34am
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Yes folks, it's time for our Saturday sing-along. And today's song is... you guessed it!
1,2,3 and
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green [Dot Old]