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Live life to the full and laugh every day.
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 8:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 20:00:11 |
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28/04/19 12:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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19/07/19 8:12:15 |
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04/05/19 20:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 12:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 8:00:21 |
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30/06/19 12:00:08 |
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13/05/19 13:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 9:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32 |
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14/01/20 17:59:35 |
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Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29 |
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25/12/19 20:22:38 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14 |
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20/04/19 20:00:31 |
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11/04/19 20:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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01/02/20 12:00:14 |
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24/12/19 13:27:16 |
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18/12/19 12:04:58 |
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18/12/19 8:24:07 |
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17/12/19 8:00:09 |
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13/12/19 12:00:09 |
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... just after the hairpin bend 06/12/19 20:00:17 |
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25/11/19 8:46:18 |
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13/11/19 20:11:00 |
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19/10/19 20:19:01 |
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03/08/19 8:00:10 |
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21/07/19 8:04:40 |
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03/07/19 20:00:08 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 8:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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31/01/20 20:01:12 |
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He was from a tight-knit family. 11/01/20 8:13:05 |
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01/01/20 12:06:15 |
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"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents." 25/12/19 20:00:14 |
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08/12/19 12:00:12 |
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26/07/19 8:37:33 |
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30/06/19 8:02:20 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 9:18:23 |
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11/04/19 20:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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03/03/19 20:00:13 |
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21/12/18 20:00:09 |
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19/12/18 12:17:09 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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13/11/18 12:41:53 |
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Mon 8:00:10 |
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Sun 10:13:38 |
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Sat 8:03:56 |
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"Shit, where did I put my credit card?" Fri 8:02:37 |
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09/03/20 9:14:10 |
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So that's how she b*ggered her lips. 07/03/20 8:08:36 |
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01/02/20 12:00:28 |
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27/12/19 8:00:08 |
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26/12/19 12:01:54 |
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The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan. 07/12/19 8:25:23 |
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29/11/19 9:10:54 |
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30/10/19 8:43:23 |
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"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?" 20/09/19 20:01:57 |
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30/07/19 8:42:46 |
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... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS 17/07/19 8:21:55 |
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Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo 07/07/19 12:07:30 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face
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Florence still pops out every day to get some doggy treats for Dougal. 28/04/19 8:18:45 |
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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
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30/01/19 12:00:48 |
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Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses 16/12/18 13:17:29 |
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10/12/18 14:05:24 |
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Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off 27/11/18 8:02:22 |
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"That stupid cat's doing cold turkey again." Fri 12:00:23 |
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So he's the mystery javelin thrower. 01/04/20 8:01:10 |
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"She looks how I feel. Sluggish." 23/03/20 8:10:27 |
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The hairstyle doesn't freak me out, it's the attached earlobe. 13/03/20 8:31:10 |
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Thanks Monsanto. --Scrijjy Doo
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"He looks very spartan to me." 15/01/20 8:09:11 |
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"That's very clever Daddy but I just pooed my nappy." 02/01/20 20:00:20 |
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01/01/20 8:16:18 |
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"This wasn't what I meant by an aphrodizzyac." 01/01/20 8:04:00 |
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"You BITCH! You deliberately misunderstood when I said I'd pay for de beers." 29/12/19 9:38:39 |
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I.Am.Will.E. --Willie Johnson
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"I knew it was a mistake buying that plasticine for my four year old for Christmas." 26/12/19 8:18:38 |
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Exactly or an anon in an anonymass - All I can say is good will and a Merry Christmas to anons or non-anons everywhere! (if it applies of course because surely anons celebrate their various applicable anonyfests) :-) --Glyn Evans
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Don't worry fellow captioneers, Dot has put out the distress signal 'Save Our Santa'. 21/12/19 10:21:24 |
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16/12/19 21:25:45 |
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Christ, I knew he was two faced. 14/12/19 8:04:04 |
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♪ (Is This The Way To) Armadillo? 03/12/19 8:00:09 |
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Are they singing the Starboard Spangled Banner? 26/11/19 12:15:40 |
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"So he's to blame for unwanted body hair!" 21/11/19 20:27:56 |
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Have you already forgotten that you can't hide from The Master? God reads every caption and He knows where you live. --Dave Bryan
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03/11/19 20:32:04 |
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"Now that's my kind of meringue surprise." 13/10/19 8:19:25 |
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One upwardly mobile man and his downward facing dog 01/09/19 8:00:36 |
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"WRAP...you greedy fat geezer." 19/08/19 15:35:51 |
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"It's not easy keeping up with the Kardboardashians." 01/08/19 8:00:11 |
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"Shouldn't there be a cat on this hot tin loaf roof?" 30/07/19 8:17:28 |
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Inaugural caption.me Convention 26/07/19 19:10:47 |
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Finally. I've been looking for you for so long anon. I'm glad that I now know who you are. Now it's just a matter of differentiating you from anon, Anon, Anonymous, Anon Sr, Anon Jr, anon, anon and of course anon.
1:22pm
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"I'm anon!"
[Dot Old]
😂 anonentity, wouldn't you say Glyn?
2:26pm
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"I'm anon!"
[Dot Old]
Exactly or an anon in an anonymass - All I can say is good will and a Merry Christmas to anons or non-anons everywhere! (if it applies of course because surely anons celebrate their various applicable anonyfests)
9:26pm
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"I'm anon!"
[Dot Old]
Me too!
9:12am
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"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..."
[Dot Old]
I.Am.Will.E.
9:01am
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"That's dope!" said will.i.am [Dot Old]
There's no place like ohm.
10:46pm
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The Abohminable Snowman [Dot Old]
''Put your hands together for Bill Scaley whose next number will be Rock Around The Croc.''
8:45am
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"See you later, Alli Gator!"
"In a while, crocodile!" [Dot Old]
Thanks Monsanto.
4:44pm
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The hairstyle doesn't freak me out, it's the attached earlobe. [Dot Old]
Go in puss.
2:16pm
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Pontificat [Dot Old]
Nod to 20:00:35
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claption.nhs [Dot Old]