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Live life to the full and laugh every day.
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07/12/18 20:00:08 |
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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 8:18:22 |
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Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
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01/01/19 8:00:13 |
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03/07/20 20:08:43 |
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26/03/20 8:00:09 |
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25/03/20 8:05:32 |
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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23/06/20 12:13:34 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 8:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 20:00:11 |
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28/04/19 12:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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15/04/20 8:10:52 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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19/07/19 8:12:15 |
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04/05/19 20:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 12:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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08/11/19 12:00:22 |
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03/11/19 20:00:29 |
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11/08/19 8:00:21 |
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30/06/19 12:00:08 |
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13/05/19 13:16:39 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 9:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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10/07/20 20:44:08 |
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05/07/20 8:27:11 |
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04/07/20 8:15:21 |
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22/06/20 20:03:13 |
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Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32 |
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14/01/20 17:59:35 |
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Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29 |
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25/12/19 20:22:38 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14 |
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20/04/19 20:00:31 |
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11/04/19 20:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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Mon 12:02:54 |
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09/07/20 8:24:36 |
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05/07/20 8:00:12 |
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22/06/20 20:14:01 |
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Could probably just edit it to something else. The fair thing to do is also vote for the other horse d'oeuvres caption, if you haven't already. 🙂 --Troompa Loompa
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There's something phoney about this photo 15/06/20 20:00:11 |
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24/12/19 13:27:16 |
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18/12/19 12:04:58 |
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18/12/19 8:24:07 |
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17/12/19 8:00:09 |
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13/12/19 12:00:09 |
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... just after the hairpin bend 06/12/19 20:00:17 |
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25/11/19 8:46:18 |
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13/11/19 20:11:00 |
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19/10/19 20:19:01 |
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03/08/19 8:00:10 |
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21/07/19 8:04:40 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 8:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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24/07/20 18:24:19 |
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02/07/20 20:04:47 |
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In rabbit culture, a Rabbi's foot was thought to bring good luck. 25/06/20 21:32:19 |
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24/06/20 20:12:41 |
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"Milk and sugar?" 21/06/20 20:06:27 |
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31/01/20 20:01:12 |
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He was from a tight-knit family. 11/01/20 8:13:05 |
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01/01/20 12:06:15 |
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"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents." 25/12/19 20:00:14 |
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08/12/19 12:00:12 |
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26/07/19 8:37:33 |
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08/07/19 9:02:04 |
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30/06/19 8:02:20 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 9:18:23 |
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11/04/19 20:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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03/03/19 20:00:13 |
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15/02/19 8:00:23 |
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23/12/18 9:04:18 |
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21/12/18 20:00:09 |
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19/12/18 12:17:09 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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13/11/18 12:41:53 |
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This photo gives me paws for thought Sun 8:23:19 |
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02/08/20 8:10:13 |
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17/07/20 8:07:24 |
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13/07/20 18:22:14 |
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Lucy misinterpreted her recipe for making upside down cake. 12/07/20 8:18:15 |
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"Shit it's 8 o'clock! Now which folder did I save that brilliant caption in?" 10/07/20 20:00:15 |
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His last request was to be puried, not cremated. 09/07/20 12:13:13 |
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What do you expect when you book a cheap holiday with icelolly.com? 09/07/20 8:00:21 |
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21/06/20 20:03:39 |
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"Shit, where did I put my credit card?" 03/04/20 8:02:37 |
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09/03/20 9:14:10 |
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So that's how she b*ggered her lips. 07/03/20 8:08:36 |
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The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan. 07/12/19 8:25:23 |
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29/11/19 9:10:54 |
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"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?" 20/09/19 20:01:57 |
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30/07/19 8:42:46 |
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... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS 17/07/19 8:21:55 |
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Jeeesus Christ, another bloody religious photo 07/07/19 12:07:30 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face
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Florence still pops out every day to get some doggy treats for Dougal. 28/04/19 8:18:45 |
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03/02/19 12:00:35 |
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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
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31/12/18 8:43:15 |
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Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses 16/12/18 13:17:29 |
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10/12/18 14:05:24 |
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Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off 27/11/18 8:02:22 |
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The ensuing riots were cat-astrophic Sun 8:08:33 |
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She's mannequin her garden very well 02/08/20 12:19:17 |
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02/08/20 12:00:33 |
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I love it! --Scrijjy Doo
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I'm a bit worried about stone face... 23/07/20 12:00:24 |
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21/07/20 8:00:10 |
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Hahaha. It took me half a day to get this. I've been wracking my brain to think of what it was referring to. --Willie Johnson
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"...but I ordered an Amazon Echo." 28/06/20 8:44:17 |
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"Is it OK if I check your undercarriage too?" 15/06/20 12:19:11 |
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Workplace safety guidance during Covid-19. Pocket Edition. 12/06/20 20:19:14 |
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13/05/20 8:29:34 |
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Yeah go on tell us another line. --Woofer 6
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Sod trying to caption this photo... let's just enjoy it. 02/05/20 12:00:48 |
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02/05/20 12:00:26 |
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"You can kiss me but my name's David, not Dave." 21/04/20 8:02:52 |
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"Does this place have any condominiums?" 16/04/20 20:42:35 |
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"That stupid cat's doing cold turkey again." 03/04/20 12:00:23 |
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So he's the mystery javelin thrower. 01/04/20 8:01:10 |
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"She looks how I feel. Sluggish." 23/03/20 8:10:27 |
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The hairstyle doesn't freak me out, it's the attached earlobe. 13/03/20 8:31:10 |
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Thanks Monsanto. --Scrijjy Doo
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PS Thanks Mr Dome, and thanks Karyn for your kind comment. My brain is mashed so can't offer an alternative caption, sorry Troompa Loompa.
8:37pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
If there's any problem, I think it's more that people don't read all the captions.
8:39pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
Hors Hoovres 😃
9:13pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
Nice one Troompa Loompa!
9:30pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
I like it the way it is.
9:33pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
Thanks again Karyn. I'm not changing my caption and sensing that I don't need to delete it either. Hope that's OK.
9:44pm
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Horse d'oeuvre [Dot Old]
Hahaha. It took me half a day to get this. I've been wracking my brain to think of what it was referring to.
5:09pm
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Willie Johnson, aged 6¾.
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Ha ha, thanks Willie, I've been waiting for you!
5:34pm
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Willie Johnson, aged 6¾.
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I love it!
12:09am
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"Do you like my gentitiana?"
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Thanks Scrijjy Doo, you've made my day!
1:51pm
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"Do you like my gentitiana?"
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