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Live life to the full and laugh every day.
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30 |
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09/12/18 20:00:09 |
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22/11/18 20:25:03 |
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11/04/19 20:00:18 |
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18/03/19 8:00:11 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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09/02/19 12:00:11 |
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31/12/18 8:24:34 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 8:33:58 |
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30/01/19 8:00:28 |
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30/11/18 8:32:02 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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11/04/19 20:00:07 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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03/03/19 20:00:13 |
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15/02/19 8:00:23 |
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23/12/18 9:04:18 |
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21/12/18 20:00:09 |
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19/12/18 12:17:09 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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16/11/18 21:36:40 |
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13/11/18 12:41:53 |
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13/04/19 12:21:31 |
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11/04/19 20:00:58 |
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08/04/19 21:02:48 |
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07/04/19 12:35:05 |
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18/03/19 20:00:09 |
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11/03/19 22:39:29 |
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09/03/19 8:34:02 |
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03/02/19 12:00:35 |
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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
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30/01/19 12:00:48 |
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31/12/18 8:43:15 |
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28/12/18 12:14:49 |
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28/12/18 8:00:20 |
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Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses 16/12/18 13:17:29 |
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15/12/18 8:00:15 |
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10/12/18 14:05:24 |
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Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off 27/11/18 8:02:22 |
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Sat 8:05:31 |
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12/04/19 0:34:47 |
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04/04/19 8:11:38 |
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01/04/19 20:03:58 |
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New Zealand's version of the TV show 'One Man and His Dog' goes sky-high 25/03/19 21:52:11 |
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24/03/19 12:00:24 |
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24/03/19 12:00:09 |
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A big thumb's up for this photo 19/03/19 12:29:45 |
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19/03/19 8:00:07 |
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17/03/19 12:00:46 |
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I-bex he's not frightened of heights 02/03/19 21:13:23 |
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Just what I fancy to wake me up, a rich dark Italian. 26/02/19 8:04:11 |
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More chance of a light-bulb moment at this party than me having one for a good caption... 10/02/19 15:45:54 |
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09/02/19 12:00:40 |
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08/02/19 20:00:17 |
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This tuc tuc takes the biscuit 05/02/19 12:58:10 |
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04/02/19 20:29:10 |
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04/02/19 20:10:25 |
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Winterreise by Franz Schubeart 30/01/19 8:02:11 |
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27/01/19 21:57:10 |
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Would be wonderful, wonderful if he does get a lift. 22/01/19 12:45:14 |
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22/12/18 11:28:41 |
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12/12/18 17:12:04 |
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For a Few Dollars More we'll throw in a steering wheel 12/12/18 17:02:15 |
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Santa had nicked the carrot for Rudolph 08/12/18 0:49:04 |
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01/12/18 20:00:17 |
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23/11/18 8:14:17 |
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Cheshire Cat's bin mischievous again - where could Alice be? 21/11/18 8:14:00 |
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19/11/18 8:03:23 |
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18/11/18 19:00:13 |
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18/11/18 18:56:21 |
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14/11/18 6:59:03 |
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28/10/18 15:06:56 |
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Fri 8:30:36 |
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Fri 8:09:47 |
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60s secret agent falls from glory in a halo storm Wed 8:01:36 |
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Wed 8:00:48 |
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Wed 8:00:20 |
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"This cheese doesn't 'alf Pongo" 14/04/19 12:03:19 |
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14/04/19 12:02:35 |
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Henry and Eleanor were getting along just swimmingly; they met through Plenty of Fish. 13/04/19 12:00:19 |
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"Would you like a head massage?" 04/04/19 20:03:10 |
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Permission to complain... Damn it, another bl**dy cat photo! 04/04/19 20:00:20 |
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You'll be 'avin a go at shop dummies and Gulliver next.. --stone face
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Cheer up, the DFS sale starts again tomorrow 02/04/19 9:05:06 |
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02/04/19 8:26:42 |
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Zoe was betting her bottom dollar on getting another cash advance 01/04/19 20:00:43 |
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31/03/19 20:17:06 |
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Warning: Tripping over cigarette ash can damage your health 17/03/19 11:47:13 |
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♪ Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess 10/03/19 8:33:21 |
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"But you don't understand, I just wanted to try my hand at skydiving." 05/03/19 7:03:03 |
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Eddie insisted his eyesight was fine but couldn't understand why the test was on a mannequin 28/02/19 8:07:43 |
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Twice Round the Daffodils ain't gonna be enough for this case 27/02/19 12:07:03 |
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Frankie's rehab was going to take some time 27/02/19 12:05:26 |
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27/02/19 8:00:24 |
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You gotta have a mint to play that sport 27/02/19 8:00:10 |
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Show off... circling the block while smoking his pipe 26/02/19 23:04:18 |
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Hang upside down all night or sleep on those minging mattresses...no contest is it? 20/02/19 11:53:17 |
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20/02/19 8:00:42 |
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2 out of 10 cats prefer Christmas dinner 20/02/19 8:00:25 |
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♪ Ain't No Mountain High Enough 16/02/19 20:33:04 |
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Don't come too close Lizzie, I've just f*rted 16/02/19 12:01:10 |
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"Think it's about time we stopped monkeying around and made lurve." 13/02/19 12:01:15 |
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Kent always keeps his smoking area clean 12/02/19 15:16:13 |
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12/02/19 14:48:07 |
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“Phew! Thought my nose block would never disappear.” 12/02/19 8:00:08 |
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10/02/19 13:00:03 |
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Fanny eventually got caught out - it was the overalls that gave her away 06/02/19 12:51:16 |
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Robertson's decide political correctness has gone mad and re-launch company mascot. 06/02/19 8:01:29 |
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"Does my bag look big in this?" 03/02/19 20:12:56 |
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BeTwixt and between, can't decide 02/02/19 12:00:11 |
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30/01/19 12:00:19 |
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"Stop bloody harping on about who ate your porridge" said Goldilocks. 30/01/19 8:09:27 |
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8:11am
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Tweet sign [Dot Old]
Can you be more Pacific.
12:04pm
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Billy Ocean meets Sandie Shaw [Dot Old]
Nod to 20:00:09
8:02pm
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The Great Sh*tish Bake Off [Dot Old]
A dancer for monkey...♪
8:34pm
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♪ Primate Dancer [Dot Old]
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12:10pm
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Chime zone [Dot Old]
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Don't come too close Lizzie, I've just f*rted [Dot Old]
You'll be 'avin a go at shop dummies and Gulliver next..
8:06pm
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Permission to complain... Damn it, another bl**dy cat photo!
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Ha ha, too right, watch this space stone face.
8:10pm
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Permission to complain... Damn it, another bl**dy cat photo!
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Simonsoon Templar [Dot Old]
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60s secret agent falls from glory in a halo storm
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