clever

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 8:00:48

clever

The Abdomenable Snowman

07/12/18 20:00:08

Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova

10/06/20 8:18:22

Bipolar bear

01/01/19 8:00:13

Dear Mr Beach

cc Captioneers

I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh.

I don't write very often as it takes me so
b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one.

We , have a nice day.

Yours sincere y

anon

04/10/20 8:20:51

Armpit

08/09/20 8:17:56

Kiddywinks

03/07/20 20:08:43

Art Gecko

26/03/20 8:00:09

Pontificat

25/03/20 8:05:32

clever

Head butter

20/04/19 8:04:54

Feminists Annual Ball

22/02/19 12:19:04

Maxwell House of Horrors

28/03/21 8:22:07

Childline

23/06/20 12:13:34

Fast food

01/01/20 8:00:11

"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer."

12/12/19 8:35:40

Oeil painting

11/12/19 8:09:25

The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe

15/11/19 20:00:09

Anna-Rexia Kournikova

17/07/19 8:00:46

Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians

30/06/19 20:00:11

Monster truck

28/04/19 12:00:08

Head butt

30/01/19 12:00:26

Lamb in mint dressing

15/04/20 8:10:52

... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch

25/02/19 20:00:09

lol

"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"

"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo."

30/10/20 20:00:50

Core workers

03/09/20 20:00:10

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 8:12:15

🎵 God Shave the Queen

04/05/19 20:00:34

Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate

28/11/18 22:41:32

"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..."

26/12/19 8:55:01

"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment."

18/03/19 8:12:17

My Bootyful Launderette

24/02/19 20:00:12

Get a loom!

14/02/21 20:15:18

[Mobile]
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...
'Turn around when possible'...

05/09/20 12:00:12

Part of The Highway Cod

23/08/20 12:42:34

Big Dave built a garden wall made of bricks.
Then early one day came a knock on the gate.
"Big Dave, big Dave, let me come in." said The Wolf.
Big Dave answered "No, no, by the chair on my chinny chin chin."

21/08/20 8:00:25

A head of time

26/01/20 12:22:43

Teething ring

03/04/19 12:56:48

Guy and Doll

04/02/19 20:02:14

Kimonup and see me sometime

24/11/18 20:09:12

Things I love:
1. Making a list of things I hate
2. Wasting time

16/11/18 21:28:24

Jay-walking

20/05/21 20:00:09

Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s

19/01/21 9:41:08

Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me.

13/12/20 8:06:11

Bard Owl

11/12/20 20:39:10

Snowdium chloride

03/10/20 20:00:29

Mudstock

19/08/20 8:01:08

"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight."

22/02/20 8:33:02

"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys."

27/01/20 20:00:12

Cock-a-doodle-ewe

04/01/20 20:00:13

Gift crap

25/12/19 20:03:42

🎵 Primate Dancer

09/02/19 20:00:18

Cuckoo clock

04/01/19 8:37:34

Jetéing off for the weekend

08/12/18 12:30:07

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up.

22/11/18 21:32:34

IT for dummies.

13/11/18 8:32:44

Mobile infantry

Thu 8:23:56

OK, which muppets voted for this photo?

20/06/21 8:12:30

"I like my pasta al rodente."

30/03/21 12:00:19

"I'm snowed under with garden work lately."

27/03/21 20:13:40

Michael Bubblewrap

08/03/21 20:00:07

I always said The Beatles were Head & Shoulders above the rest.

21/02/21 12:06:27

Yoga Matt

10/01/21 12:14:05

"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"

"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still."

14/10/20 8:15:11

creative

"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love."

18/01/20 12:01:28

Evolution for Dummies

08/11/19 12:00:22

Toblerobe

03/11/19 20:00:29

Anudder bloody cat!

11/08/19 8:00:21

Bricks and daughter

30/06/19 12:00:08

Choctuplets

13/05/19 13:16:39

"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!"
"Yeah, and mine's a Big Mac."

26/04/19 9:49:49

Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh!

11/04/19 20:21:30

Beetlejuice

09/12/18 20:00:09

Air pad

22/11/18 20:25:03

Moss Bros.

11/03/21 8:06:31

Errors and emissions excepted

27/10/20 12:02:07

Laid bear

28/09/20 8:52:25

The Meow

08/09/20 12:01:15

Dell Boy

10/07/20 20:44:08

Drinking Violet

05/07/20 8:27:11

Close but two cigars

04/07/20 8:15:21

Dessert Orchid

22/06/20 20:03:13

Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth.

07/03/20 8:03:32

This picture has had such a calming effect on me. Last I knew it was midday and caption time. I stared at it for a few minutes and prayed for an amazing caption to pop into my head. I closed my eyes and next thing I know I wake up and it's teatime! It must be the lack of a cat, dog, hedgehog, sheep, bicycle, mannequin, skeleton, snowman or fat git that has given me newfound inner peace. Still no amazing caption but thanks anyway jenuine36.

14/01/20 17:59:35

Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well

02/01/20 8:07:29

Crappy Christmas

25/12/19 20:22:38

"You're making a right hash of that love."

05/12/19 8:21:14

Thugs Bunnies

20/04/19 20:00:31

New Wave Music

11/04/19 20:00:18

Trench kit

18/03/19 8:00:11

He kept his nose to the grindstone

12/02/19 8:00:20

Mini Hendrix

09/02/19 12:00:11

Stable hand

31/12/18 8:24:34

"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you."

12/12/18 10:53:55

Rest In Peas

11/04/21 12:00:33

I'm plumfounded by this photo

02/04/21 8:04:54

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something very blue.

09/03/21 20:00:25

"Did the earth move for you too?"

26/02/21 8:00:19

"Why the sourdough face?"

04/02/21 8:06:13

...at least on caption.me

30/12/20 8:00:18

"... but dad that bitch bought the last ice cream and I want an ice cream!"

"Shut the f*ck up and take your hands off my eyes!"

07/11/20 8:50:03