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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 7:18:22 |
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Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 19:00:11 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" 30/10/20 20:00:50 |
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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can... --Glyn Evans
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"Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28 |
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"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" 26/04/19 8:49:49 |
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Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 19:21:30 |
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Errors and emissions accepted? --Willie Johnson
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Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32 |
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Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29 |
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"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14 |
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He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20 |
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"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55 |
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"Caption me." --Stephen Bean
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Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative. --Willie Johnson
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"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor." 06/10/20 19:16:44 |
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It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down 06/10/20 19:01:48 |
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Could probably just edit it to something else. The fair thing to do is also vote for the other horse d'oeuvres caption, if you haven't already. 🙂 --Troompa Loompa
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There's something phoney about this photo 15/06/20 19:00:11 |
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... just after the hairpin bend 06/12/19 20:00:17 |
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It's not what Frieda had in mind when she asked for a bath with Heinz 31/03/19 7:33:58 |
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Dirtiest pants in the whole damn town. --Scrappy Doo
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Well here goes, but honestly, I don't think this caption's gonna take off. 19/09/20 8:18:14 |
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Any caption I come up with for this photo will be a lame duck 28/08/20 7:38:09 |
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♪ How much is that doggie in the window? 25/08/20 7:54:21 |
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In rabbit culture, a Rabbi's foot was thought to bring good luck. 25/06/20 20:32:19 |
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"Milk and sugar?" 21/06/20 19:06:27 |
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He was from a tight-knit family. 11/01/20 8:13:05 |
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"I get so bogged down wrapping Christmas presents." 25/12/19 20:00:14 |
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"That lazy git of a sculptor that abandoned us walks by every bleeding day" 27/04/19 8:18:23 |
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"Honey I said take the coast road." 05/03/19 8:00:52 |
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Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face! 10/12/18 20:05:04 |
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I relished the thought of trying to craft a decent caption tonight but have gone off the idea now. 28/12/20 20:15:25 |
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"They've done a crap conservation job - I preferred her with glasses, stache and mobile." 05/11/20 8:10:33 |
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It's a giant Pontiff-ract cake! 31/10/20 20:09:16 |
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♪ Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches 09/10/20 19:00:57 |
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She didn't love him enough to give him her last Rolo 01/10/20 11:00:58 |
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What's black and white and red all over? 25/09/20 11:25:33 |
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"Shh, it's the Secret Service." 23/09/20 11:01:55 |
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Levitation, Levitation, Levitation 26/08/20 19:16:45 |
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Hmmm...sounds familiar, almost as catchy as Amadeus, Amadeus... --Glyn Evans
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This photo gives me paws for thought 09/08/20 7:23:19 |
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Lucy misinterpreted her recipe for making upside down cake. 12/07/20 7:18:15 |
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"Shit it's 8 o'clock! Now which folder did I save that brilliant caption in?" 10/07/20 19:00:15 |
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His last request was to be puried, not cremated. 09/07/20 11:13:13 |
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What do you expect when you book a cheap holiday with icelolly.com? 09/07/20 7:00:21 |
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"Shit, where did I put my credit card?" 03/04/20 7:02:37 |
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So that's how she b*ggered her lips. 07/03/20 8:08:36 |
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The remake of The Red Shoes wasn't quite going to plan. 07/12/19 8:25:23 |
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"996, 997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001... damn, why am I not asleep yet?" 20/09/19 19:01:57 |
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... AND WE CAN ALSO TEACH YOU THE BARE BONES OF TENNIS 17/07/19 7:21:55 |
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I can't wait for the Muhammad one.. --stone face
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Nod to 20:00:10 but happy to delete if asked to.
7:02pm
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Supermarket Chimney Sweep [Dot Old]
Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative.
6:36pm
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[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog
[Dot Old]
Errors and emissions accepted?
5:09pm
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Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]
Haha yes Willie, that too!
9:06am
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Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]
"Caption me."
8:13am
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"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]
That's right Tony/Dave, as soon as you get your operation you'll be able to see them (12:04:32).
10:32pm
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"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]
Some captions just get funnier, hence the late supervote. Strange how some advertising slogans stick in the mind. I must've only been a kid when I last heard this one. Was it for Anadin? Whatever it was for I love the way you used it here Dot. Very amusing caption!
11:19pm
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"
"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]
Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x
7:51am
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"
"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]
In her rear? (When said aloud it sounds the same as the last three words.)
2:32am
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He's just whispered tweet nothings in her ear. [Dot Old]
Haha Willie. Sounds a little cheeky to me (wink-wink).
7:42am
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He's just whispered tweet nothings in her ear. [Dot Old]