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"I want my chrysanthemum!"

22/04/20 12:07:44

The stalk must have brought him.

22/04/20 12:55:51

He got it from the nursery.

22/04/20 12:01:47

"Happy Mother's Day. I know it's late, but I wasn't around on March 22nd."

22/04/20 12:10:15

Omg another female visitor thought baby David, I've got to go through that high pitched Coochy Coo bollocks again.

22/04/20 12:48:59

Seize the daisy!

22/04/20 12:33:08

First day offspring

22/04/20 12:35:19

"He came out clutching that? Well, I told you to trim your lady garden before labour"

22/04/20 12:12:36

More milk now or I'll punch its head in!

22/04/20 12:06:04

Sonflower

22/04/20 12:05:53

Don't ever squirt me again you fucking clown

22/04/20 12:02:38

"He's only just been born and he's weed himself already."

22/04/20 12:00:44

Baby bloomer

22/04/20 12:00:16

I'm going to be a vegan, Mummy.

22/04/20 12:00:09

Aster la vista, baby

22/04/20 12:00:07