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Ian Skelding
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Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachelle Rhienne a 24 year old singer/songwriter who now has her own original material as well as covers on You Tube and Soundcloud. She is going to release a new single on August 24 2018 called Contigo, details of this on her Facebook page Rachelle Rhienne.
Location: Alexandria
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D --John Glover
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 20:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 8:08:55 |
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Bless my sole. --John Glover
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 20:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 9:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 8:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 8:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny. --Ron Allan
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29/07/14 9:04:33 |
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26/02/19 8:05:26 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious --Polymorph .
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 8:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 12:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 20:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 12:04:17 |
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17/05/12 13:37:00 |
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28/10/11 20:08:06 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 12:11:10 |
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07/08/16 20:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky. --Michael Monkhouse
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 8:11:15 |
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AWESOME. --Michael Monkhouse
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant --[anon]
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 8:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story. --Greg Curtis
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22/09/18 8:42:23 |
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06/05/18 12:56:25 |
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20/08/17 20:00:08 |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR." --Greg Curtis
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 20:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it. --Greg Curtis
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17/08/14 9:03:00 |
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Tree's Company? --Michael Monkhouse
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09/04/14 8:16:43 |
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You just beat me by 5 hours 14 minutes and 56 seconds. --John Glover
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23/01/14 8:00:10 |
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His bark is worse than his bite. 05/04/13 8:00:07 |
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26/01/13 20:05:51 |
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A set meal for toe? --Cath Jones
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£50 I heard it flew the grapevine. 22/07/11 11:08:26 |
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07/11/17 8:00:11 |
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"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house." 04/05/17 20:03:15 |
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"Two raspberry nipples please." 06/01/17 12:29:25 |
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Norman Bates, the signs were there. 30/09/15 8:03:13 |
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There was a lovely Stuart Francis line: I didn't want to think my dad stole from lollipop ladies, but the signs were there. --Michael Monkhouse
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Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming. 14/07/15 20:07:35 |
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Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
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10/02/15 17:40:34 |
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02/09/14 8:05:21 |
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I assume the title is on the 'upcoming' photo, if like myself, the captioneer doesn't look at them, then how are you supposed to know? --John Glover
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The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round. 06/01/13 8:38:58 |
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18/11/12 8:00:11 |
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16/07/14 12:11:28 |
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05/05/14 8:00:12 |
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Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly. 29/12/13 8:43:36 |
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"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs." 14/11/13 9:24:20 |
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26/02/13 20:00:07 |
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She's going to take a dive in the Forth. 06/10/12 10:01:54 |
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"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'" 25/05/12 11:07:36 |
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19/02/12 11:56:17 |
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"Is it OK or Hello?" 07/01/12 20:13:15 |
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25/10/11 20:00:13 |
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11/11/18 12:13:03 |
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Ouch! --Scrappy Doo
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21/10/18 20:00:09 |
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"Mr Smith, I said 'keep taking the pills'." 27/06/18 8:02:57 |
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"He always preferred his digs to be on the top floor." 20/08/17 9:31:29 |
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12/07/17 12:15:59 |
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"Dip yer headlights yer Bastard." 15/05/15 8:09:25 |
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"You've been to that bloody market again, haven't you?" 22/02/15 20:36:33 |
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30/11/14 12:05:19 |
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Apparently this is where Jeremy Clarkson had spotted the Argies. 24/10/14 22:35:06 |
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07/04/19 12:22:45 |
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Pollygone maybe? --John Glover
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06/01/19 20:20:59 |
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07/10/18 12:05:13 |
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"Could I have bunions with that please?" 18/08/18 12:00:53 |
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07/08/18 20:52:40 |
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" ... and take your damn books with you." 30/05/18 20:10:24 |
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it's rude to eat with your elbows on the table ... send 30/04/18 8:11:01 |
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"Ahh, look Charles, he's got your ears." 10/12/17 20:06:39 |
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09/08/16 12:16:58 |
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"... and there was a buffet on the train." 29/05/16 16:20:51 |
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28/02/16 20:00:17 |
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Fever, fever, you give me fever.. --[anon]
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"Will someone put a pilau under her head?" 12/01/16 20:07:17 |
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20/09/15 9:05:13 |
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Bloody Bingo machine's bust again. 28/08/15 8:09:01 |
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11/07/15 8:00:13 |
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"Here's the Catholic converter." 27/05/15 8:01:18 |
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14/11/14 12:58:38 |
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"Not yet Imran, you're not her husband until tomorrow." 17/10/14 9:27:46 |
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"Ahh, there's nothing like a bit of soft lighting." 11/10/14 12:25:49 |
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29/09/14 8:07:46 |
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Introducing the powerful suction of Siemens. 10/09/14 16:35:43 |
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Bob's mates were gutted for him. 15/07/14 12:24:21 |
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Apparently it gets 6 inches bigger in Summer. 27/05/13 20:13:58 |
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Love it. don't think you need...she loves that --John Glover
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Ray Reardon was really attached to his snooker cue. 26/05/13 12:00:08 |
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04/11/12 20:21:14 |
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"You see Doctor, he keeps wetting himself." 30/12/11 11:43:43 |
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21/10/11 20:49:31 |
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"We ordered lintels you idiot." 27/05/14 16:13:12 |
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28/04/14 8:00:27 |
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"Christ, this light's taking a long time to change to green." 03/04/14 22:06:40 |
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♫ If you wallaby my lover ♫ 25/03/14 14:01:21 |
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26/02/14 8:06:39 |
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An excrement addition to any dish. 19/02/14 12:21:52 |
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"Nicolas, they won't go away if you keep looking through the letterbox." 22/01/14 8:07:16 |
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"Why are you wearing the tablecloth? ..... and where's my antique walnut table?" 14/08/13 16:24:38 |
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People from North career into people coming from the South. 14/04/13 12:22:30 |
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Blimey, this is a bit sluggish. 26/03/13 8:02:15 |
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God, I hate doing these toothpaste adverts." 24/03/13 20:24:29 |
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That's just giving the wrong Signal --John Llamas
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Makes a change from yellow pages! --Karyn Harrison
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06/06/18 8:00:40 |
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03/11/17 20:09:58 |
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" ... and here comes the World Darts Champion." 26/06/17 20:56:35 |
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20/05/17 9:47:16 |
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" ... and now on BBC2 Planet Earth for the hard of hearing." 14/04/17 20:38:23 |
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Cycle race abandoned due to road blocks. 28/03/17 8:08:45 |
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21/03/17 20:14:36 |
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Joe was having his first contraction. 08/01/17 9:35:55 |
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With all this excitement James couldn't contain himself. 07/11/16 8:00:11 |
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"I told you to get the dog spayed you idiot." 22/05/16 12:28:42 |
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"Idiot, I said I wanted his phone tapped." 13/03/16 12:24:19 |
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How is being helpful to a fellow captioneer being a 'sad tossa'. By the way, that should be 'tosser'. --[anon]
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"We'll do a shingle seater next." 03/10/15 20:00:18 |
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Fido was resting on his laurels 06/09/15 20:02:17 |
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"Where's the cycle path Officer?" 09/06/15 8:09:13 |
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"A small Jack Daniels with a splash of water please." 05/04/15 20:13:24 |
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"Quick, pull the ladder up, your wife's here." 07/03/15 8:56:01 |
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"I think that's everything," said Victoria Beckham. 20/02/15 10:20:50 |
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"Where are you ringing from Sir?" 22/11/14 21:31:17 |
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"See? Proof I'm a girl, now your turn." 12/11/14 8:02:42 |
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Thankfully the Smurf suicide bomber's bomb detonated prematurely. Tue 8:19:31 |
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SmerfHORRIFIC. --Greg Curtis
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" ... Sun disappears from Japanese flag." 19/01/19 20:14:02 |
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"You'd better get a move on, the salt gritter will be here in a couple of hours." 17/12/18 15:48:33 |
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"You two look like you would know where the nearest donut place is." 25/05/18 8:19:56 |
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Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribbean 15. 18/01/18 13:45:10 |
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"Oi, you can't play table tennis here." 06/09/17 20:46:20 |
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"This is my secret recipe so keep it under your hat." 10/07/17 12:39:20 |
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"Look, that bloke's about to throw a bit of litter out of the window." 18/10/16 20:19:01 |
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"I would hate to see what his leather trousers look like." 24/09/16 13:31:20 |
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I LOVE captions that make you think BEYOND the current picture...to what's just outside of the frame...or to what happened just before or after the current image. Your caption engages the imagination...whether we wanted to think about... --Greg Curtis
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"Who's responsible for that?" 16/09/16 17:14:30 |
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2022: The Qatar World Cup Final was played at 45 degrees. 25/04/16 19:04:00 |
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"Please tell me you disposed of that toxic waste through the proper channels Del." 23/03/16 8:10:46 |
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"Yes, yes Miss Jones, you are beautiful, now will you reverse into that parking space?" 10/12/14 8:00:27 |
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Parrotsight --Tiny Alien
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David Blunkett was often followed by The Sun. 20/07/14 12:07:54 |
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He was in the shadow government after all. --Boycie
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"The pushers will be coming to the park soon." 02/06/14 8:15:10 |
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"The Dentist will see you now Mr Warhol." 16/05/14 20:04:18 |
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He's bean doing the backstroke, sir... but not well.
10:15pm
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Human bean [Ian Skelding]
Terrific caption.
1:21pm
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Necoretising fasciitis. [Ian Skelding]
Thanks Stephen
3:46pm
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Necoretising fasciitis. [Ian Skelding]
You’re welcome Ian. It’s hard to kill those flesh transforming bugs.
5:44pm
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Necoretising fasciitis. [Ian Skelding]
Not a bad idea chuck.
4:25pm
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"I've got a better idea Mr Berry, video cameras." [Ian Skelding]
Pollygone maybe?
12:32pm
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Pollygone [Ian Skelding]
John - nice one - yours adds a new dimension
12:39pm
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Pollygone [Ian Skelding]
Yeah, like that, thanks John.
12:40pm
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Pollygone [Ian Skelding]
ye..it's shaped up nicely
1:02pm
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Pollygone [Ian Skelding]
SmerfHORRIFIC.
12:32pm
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Thankfully the Smurf suicide bomber's bomb detonated prematurely.
Nod to 8:00:37 [Ian Skelding]