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Ian Skelding
signed up: 11 years, 6 months ago
profile viewed: 385 time(s) this week
caption quota: 48
caption votes given since joining: 7,284
comment quota: 30
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Retired Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachelle Rhienne a 26 old professional singer/songwriter who now has her own original material as well as covers on You Tube and Soundcloud.
Town/City: Alexandria
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D --John Glover
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"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin." 29/04/21 12:06:30 |
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20/04/21 8:04:13 |
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18/09/20 12:18:06 |
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 20:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 8:08:55 |
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Bless my sole. --John Glover
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 20:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
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17/03/14 9:23:37 |
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 9:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
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16/06/20 20:07:13 |
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I think she sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 8:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
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09/09/14 8:00:08 |
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 8:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny. --Ron Allan
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29/07/14 9:04:33 |
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19/05/21 12:00:19 |
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29/04/21 8:16:13 |
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He should be a (Arnold) Palmer, trying to hide his Tiger Wood(s). But maybe he's too much of a (Gary) Player. --Willie Johnson
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27/04/21 12:30:14 |
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19/05/19 9:06:58 |
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26/02/19 8:05:26 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious --Polymorph .
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 8:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 12:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 20:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 12:04:17 |
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17/05/12 13:37:00 |
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28/10/11 20:08:06 |
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26/06/21 8:19:37 |
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Who needs hearing? --Willie Johnson
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05/05/21 12:28:30 |
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"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him." 04/04/21 12:53:36 |
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God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picasso's models. 11/03/21 20:15:21 |
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If you think this is bad, you should see Picasso's brush. --Willie Johnson
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"Get your r's over here and correct that sign." 17/04/20 12:20:30 |
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"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler." 15/02/20 9:52:36 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 12:11:10 |
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07/08/16 20:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky. --Michael Monkhouse
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 8:11:15 |
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AWESOME. --Michael Monkhouse
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant --[anon]
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 8:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story. --Greg Curtis
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Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour? 27/07/21 20:09:26 |
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People from Alsace do --Glyn Evans
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"Yep, I think we can allow him to go into the pub." 04/04/21 20:00:15 |
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Peter was glad last night's full moon phase was nearly over. 14/08/20 8:08:37 |
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06/03/20 21:00:25 |
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"I love your Bush." 21/02/20 12:08:14 |
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Tom Cruise before the CGI and editing. 01/06/19 20:36:13 |
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18/03/19 20:12:58 |
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22/09/18 8:42:23 |
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06/05/18 12:56:25 |
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20/08/17 20:00:08 |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR." --Greg Curtis
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 20:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it. --Greg Curtis
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17/08/14 9:03:00 |
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Tree's Company? --Michael Monkhouse
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09/04/14 8:16:43 |
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You just beat me by 5 hours 14 minutes and 56 seconds. --John Glover
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23/01/14 8:00:10 |
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His bark is worse than his bite. 05/04/13 8:00:07 |
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26/01/13 20:05:51 |
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A set meal for toe? --Cath Jones
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03/07/12 20:12:58 |
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£50 I heard it flew the grapevine. 22/07/11 11:08:26 |
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Brad was trying to portray the fun, lighter side of the KKK. 21/05/21 13:00:55 |
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"What do you mean making me the Goalkeeper would be cheating?" 15/05/21 8:00:09 |
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01/05/21 20:38:25 |
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13/01/21 8:41:26 |
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08/05/20 12:32:18 |
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Princess Margarets tiara comes up for auction. 22/10/19 8:06:02 |
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06/10/19 12:53:57 |
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07/11/17 8:00:11 |
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"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house." 04/05/17 20:03:15 |
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20/04/17 16:19:16 |
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31/03/17 8:04:32 |
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"Two raspberry nipples please." 06/01/17 12:29:25 |
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Norman Bates, the signs were there. 30/09/15 8:03:13 |
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There was a lovely Stuart Francis line: I didn't want to think my dad stole from lollipop ladies, but the signs were there. --Michael Monkhouse
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Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming. 14/07/15 20:07:35 |
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Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
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10/02/15 17:40:34 |
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02/09/14 8:05:21 |
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I assume the title is on the 'upcoming' photo, if like myself, the captioneer doesn't look at them, then how are you supposed to know? --John Glover
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The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round. 06/01/13 8:38:58 |
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18/11/12 8:00:11 |
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16/07/14 12:11:28 |
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05/05/14 8:00:12 |
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Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly. 29/12/13 8:43:36 |
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"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs." 14/11/13 9:24:20 |
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26/02/13 20:00:07 |
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She's going to take a dive in the Forth. 06/10/12 10:01:54 |
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"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'" 25/05/12 11:07:36 |
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19/02/12 11:56:17 |
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more captions
"Let's see if they notice."
1:54am
comment on caption:
Ha ha, me and the lads have pinched all their fish." [Ian Skelding]
He had a plate in his head - without surgery.
9:16pm
comment on caption:
Unfortunately Dave was to end up in hospital with a saucepan stuck to his head. [Ian Skelding]
Who needs hearing?
7:28pm
comment on caption:
Sound asleep [Ian Skelding]
How about:
''As you know only too well, Mr Stewart, it is 'The Year of the Cat'.''
9:34am
comment on caption:
"Well it is the year of the Cat Sir." [Ian Skelding]
Perhaps a nod to 12.02.52
12:33pm
comment on caption:
Goes well in between a pair of Cod cheeks. [Ian Skelding]
Missed that one, deleted and changed.
12:38pm
comment on caption:
Goes well in between a pair of Cod cheeks. [Ian Skelding]
A hack saw the sign and removed it with his car.
1:07pm
comment on caption:
"A hacksaw would have been a more efficient way of removing that sign Dave." [Ian Skelding]
People from Alsace do
1:29pm
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Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour? [Ian Skelding]
I'm guessing you meant "Coliseum".
2:14pm
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"I need to get to the London Coliseum, there's something called The Nutcracker on there." [Ian Skelding]
You're quite right Willie, thanks.
9:00pm
comment on caption:
"I need to get to the London Coliseum, there's something called The Nutcracker on there." [Ian Skelding]