Ian Skelding
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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19/10/22 12:00:18 |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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12/05/23 20:11:27 |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!!
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12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43 |
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16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06 |
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Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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“I’ll go and get him a blanket.” 26/09/22 8:02:00 |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work.
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“Oh my God, is that Ginger in there?” 01/08/23 8:10:30 |
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D
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“Look at that, Jesus in a tunnel.” 22/01/23 12:01:28, edited: 22/01/23 12:15:40 |
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“Why are you selling your stuffed Mouse?” 28/06/22 8:14:37 |
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"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin." 29/04/21 12:06:30 |
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20/04/21 8:04:13 |
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18/09/20 12:18:06 |
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 20:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears.
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!!
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 8:08:55 |
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Bless my sole.
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 20:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:)
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17/03/14 9:23:37 |
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 9:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh...
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22/08/23 13:16:52 |
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19/08/23 12:08:21 |
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07/12/22 20:00:13 |
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16/06/20 20:07:13 |
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I think she sees a cat.
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 8:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂
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09/09/14 8:00:08 |
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 8:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny.
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29/07/14 9:04:33 |
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The water would’ve been up to Gupta’s neck if he hadn’t brought his wife with him. 07/05/23 8:21:42 |
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04/04/23 8:18:53 |
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“The service here is bloody useless, it’s like we’re not here.” 02/04/23 8:00:14 |
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03/02/23 12:06:44 |
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“You should never mess with things you don’t understand laddie…. now take that rainbow hat off.” 10/01/23 20:04:50, edited: 10/01/23 20:15:52 |
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“Ahh, Man’s best friend, oh and a Dog.” 09/12/22 8:00:17, edited: 09/12/22 8:26:56 |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx:Outside of a dog, beer is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's difficult to drink.
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“Well that’s the last time I eat Ready Brek.” 15/10/22 20:49:12, edited: 16/10/22 10:07:11 |
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“Have you been inhaling helium from those balloons? 12/07/22 12:08:29 |
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06/09/21 20:27:14 |
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19/05/21 12:00:19 |
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29/04/21 8:16:13 |
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He should be a (Arnold) Palmer, trying to hide his Tiger Wood(s). But maybe he's too much of a (Gary) Player.
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27/04/21 12:30:14 |
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19/05/19 9:06:58 |
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26/02/19 8:05:26 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 8:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 12:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote.
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 20:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 12:04:17 |
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17/05/12 13:37:00 |
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28/10/11 20:08:06 |
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21/07/23 8:05:35 |
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“It was a hell of a chase Sir but we’ve finally caught the wild goose.” 23/06/23 20:04:04, edited: 26/06/23 7:38:02 |
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05/04/23 8:24:50 |
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14/02/23 12:22:25 |
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Perhaps trying to make an SOS message with these buggers was a mistake, thought Tom. 17/01/23 8:11:43 |
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“There’s got to be a Zebra crossing around here somewhere.” 14/01/23 12:14:39 |
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Even as a youngster Michael McIntyre had been a bit of a show off. 14/11/22 8:12:24, edited: 14/11/22 9:28:23 |
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How I love this. Very very clever whoever you are 😁
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“Kids, go and say your goodbyes to Daddy while we wait for the Coroner.” 31/10/22 8:00:15 |
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Sue was so glad this one was nearly finished, her knees were getting really sore. 25/10/21 20:01:02 |
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26/06/21 8:19:37 |
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Who needs hearing?
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05/05/21 12:28:30 |
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"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him." 04/04/21 12:53:36 |
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God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picasso's models. 11/03/21 20:15:21 |
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If you think this is bad, you should see Picasso's brush.
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"Get your r's over here and correct that sign." 17/04/20 12:20:30 |
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"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler." 15/02/20 9:52:36 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 12:11:10 |
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07/08/16 20:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky.
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 8:11:15 |
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AWESOME.
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 8:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story.
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16/07/23 20:14:11 |
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06/01/23 8:16:30 |
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18/12/22 12:13:31 |
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Yule tide me over ‘til my ship comes in?
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“She just lies back and thinks of Egypt.” 13/04/22 8:31:31 |
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Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour? 27/07/21 20:09:26 |
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People from Alsace do
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"Yep, I think we can allow him to go into the pub." 04/04/21 20:00:15 |
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Peter was glad last night's full moon phase was nearly over. 14/08/20 8:08:37 |
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06/03/20 21:00:25 |
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"I love your Bush." 21/02/20 12:08:14 |
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Tom Cruise before the CGI and editing. 01/06/19 20:36:13 |
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18/03/19 20:12:58 |
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22/09/18 8:42:23 |
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06/05/18 12:56:25 |
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20/08/17 20:00:08 |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR."
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 20:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it.
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CUTE AND CLEVER.
4:09pm
comment on caption:
“These are all my previous boyfriends.”
“Ah, this is your Exmas tree.” [Ian Skelding]
Glyn is the most Surrealist of us all.
8:50pm
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“These are all my previous boyfriends.”
“Ah, this is your Exmas tree.” [Ian Skelding]
I was thinking what would happen if The Human Centipede was turned into a Christmas movie. That movie does need a lot more tinsel in it.
The main antagonist could be an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend bearing a nasty little grudge against all of the folk they've previously been with (maybe they can't handle break ups like an adult etc) or even someone highly maladjusted that as a Christmas present to themself they've rounded up everyone that has ever offended them, no matter how slightly, to create what they consider as a price worth paying.
The Human Centipede 4: 'Tis the Season, not necessarily in cinemas at any time but it might be one day.
12:31pm
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“These are all my previous boyfriends.”
“Ah, this is your Exmas tree.” [Ian Skelding]
Known affectionately by his wife as stupid Kunte.
8:14am
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Kunte found the other bucket too heavy to carry with water in it. [Ian Skelding]
What is a POTHOLDER?
10:39pm
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“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.” [Ian Skelding]
potholder:
noun
1. An insulated pad used for holding pots.
2. Someone you can score weed off.
3. A word frequently used by autocorrect to replace "potholer".
11:26pm
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“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.” [Ian Skelding]
So, in reference to the caption, a better way to free the trapped, drug traffickers?
11:37pm
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“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.” [Ian Skelding]
Oops, just seen this, lol, my phone obviously thought it was meant to be potholder, it’s now what I meant it to be 🙂
10:07pm
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“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.” [Ian Skelding]
I remember that embarrassment. I always got my dad to drop me off round the corner in our Hillman Imp. What I'd give for a drive in it now!
8:56am
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“We want to take the bus, our friends will see us in this.” [Ian Skelding]
Good examples of Imps and the like are worth a lot of money now.
12:30pm
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“We want to take the bus, our friends will see us in this.” [Ian Skelding]