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Ian Skelding
signed up: 11 years, 9 months ago
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Retired Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachelle Rhienne a 26 old professional singer/songwriter who now has her own original material as well as covers on You Tube and Soundcloud.
Town/City: Alexandria
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D --John Glover
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"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin." 29/04/21 12:06:30 |
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20/04/21 8:04:13 |
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18/09/20 12:18:06 |
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 20:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 8:08:55 |
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Bless my sole. --John Glover
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 20:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
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17/03/14 9:23:37 |
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 9:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
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16/06/20 20:07:13 |
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I think she sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 8:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
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09/09/14 8:00:08 |
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 8:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny. --Ron Allan
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29/07/14 9:04:33 |
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06/09/21 20:27:14 |
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19/05/21 12:00:19 |
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29/04/21 8:16:13 |
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He should be a (Arnold) Palmer, trying to hide his Tiger Wood(s). But maybe he's too much of a (Gary) Player. --Willie Johnson
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27/04/21 12:30:14 |
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19/05/19 9:06:58 |
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26/02/19 8:05:26 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious --Polymorph .
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 8:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 12:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 20:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 12:04:17 |
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17/05/12 13:37:00 |
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28/10/11 20:08:06 |
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26/06/21 8:19:37 |
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Who needs hearing? --Willie Johnson
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05/05/21 12:28:30 |
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"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him." 04/04/21 12:53:36 |
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God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picasso's models. 11/03/21 20:15:21 |
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If you think this is bad, you should see Picasso's brush. --Willie Johnson
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"Get your r's over here and correct that sign." 17/04/20 12:20:30 |
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"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler." 15/02/20 9:52:36 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 12:11:10 |
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07/08/16 20:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky. --Michael Monkhouse
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 8:11:15 |
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AWESOME. --Michael Monkhouse
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant --[anon]
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 8:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story. --Greg Curtis
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Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour? 27/07/21 20:09:26 |
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People from Alsace do --Glyn Evans
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"Yep, I think we can allow him to go into the pub." 04/04/21 20:00:15 |
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Peter was glad last night's full moon phase was nearly over. 14/08/20 8:08:37 |
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06/03/20 21:00:25 |
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"I love your Bush." 21/02/20 12:08:14 |
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Tom Cruise before the CGI and editing. 01/06/19 20:36:13 |
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18/03/19 20:12:58 |
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22/09/18 8:42:23 |
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06/05/18 12:56:25 |
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20/08/17 20:00:08 |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR." --Greg Curtis
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 20:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it. --Greg Curtis
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17/08/14 9:03:00 |
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Tree's Company? --Michael Monkhouse
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09/04/14 8:16:43 |
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You just beat me by 5 hours 14 minutes and 56 seconds. --John Glover
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23/01/14 8:00:10 |
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His bark is worse than his bite. 05/04/13 8:00:07 |
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26/01/13 20:05:51 |
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A set meal for toe? --Cath Jones
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03/07/12 20:12:58 |
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£50 I heard it flew the grapevine. 22/07/11 11:08:26 |
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18/08/21 20:00:46 |
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Brad was trying to portray the fun, lighter side of the KKK. 21/05/21 13:00:55 |
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"What do you mean making me the Goalkeeper would be cheating?" 15/05/21 8:00:09 |
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01/05/21 20:38:25 |
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13/01/21 8:41:26 |
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08/05/20 12:32:18 |
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Princess Margarets tiara comes up for auction. 22/10/19 8:06:02 |
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06/10/19 12:53:57 |
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07/11/17 8:00:11 |
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"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house." 04/05/17 20:03:15 |
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20/04/17 16:19:16 |
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31/03/17 8:04:32 |
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"Two raspberry nipples please." 06/01/17 12:29:25 |
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Norman Bates, the signs were there. 30/09/15 8:03:13 |
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There was a lovely Stuart Francis line: I didn't want to think my dad stole from lollipop ladies, but the signs were there. --Michael Monkhouse
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Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming. 14/07/15 20:07:35 |
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Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
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10/02/15 17:40:34 |
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02/09/14 8:05:21 |
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I assume the title is on the 'upcoming' photo, if like myself, the captioneer doesn't look at them, then how are you supposed to know? --John Glover
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The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round. 06/01/13 8:38:58 |
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18/11/12 8:00:11 |
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16/07/14 12:11:28 |
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05/05/14 8:00:12 |
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Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly. 29/12/13 8:43:36 |
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"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs." 14/11/13 9:24:20 |
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26/02/13 20:00:07 |
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She's going to take a dive in the Forth. 06/10/12 10:01:54 |
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more captions
"And pivot... PIVOT..."
8:04pm
comment on caption:
David Schwimmer's Dad was a cool guy as well. [Ian Skelding]
They do always insist on the Foxtrot.
8:40am
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"Beats dancing with Wolves." [Ian Skelding]
Good Car-nivore joke. I bet the car has a 'Procyon lotor' motor.
11:43am
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"In the back there's a Coati,Ringtail and a Kinkajous, it's the Procyonidae family car." [Ian Skelding]
Did you try the pop up?
(Nod to 9:10:06)
12:38pm
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"What? a page with no sex." [Ian Skelding]
Have you tasted them?
9:20am
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"I'd prefer a death roll." [Ian Skelding]
Coke has been around since the days of the Founding Fathers. It is core to the American identity. That's why supremacists, rich people and the military can all enjoy the wonderful taste of Coke because in America all men are created equal. And the American Revolution was totally our idea, we were never influenced by the French Revolution in any way.
7:17am
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"Coke's much better, I hate imitation." [Ian Skelding]
And the British Empire was totally our idea, we were never influenced in any way by the Romans.
7:56am
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"Coke's much better, I hate imitation." [Ian Skelding]
This is Canute, everything's fine, no sign of water.
8:32am
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"This is Harold, would you send me back to 1065, it was a lot safer then." [Ian Skelding]
Fun fact: the original recipe for Coca Cola had extract from coca leaves (the source of cocaine). Good for an afternoon pick-me-up.
No wonder people couldn't get enough of it.
8:36am
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"Coke's much better, I hate imitation." [Ian Skelding]
It probably gained in popularity after they made cocaine illegal in the States in 1920. Rather than a snort, take a swig.
8:04am
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"Coke's much better, I hate imitation." [Ian Skelding]