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Ian Skelding
signed up: 9 years, 1 month ago
profile viewed: 3 time(s) this week
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votes given since joining: 5,632
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Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachelle Rhienne a 24 year old singer/songwriter who now has her own original material as well as covers on You Tube and Soundcloud. She is going to release a new single on August 24 2018 called Contigo, details of this on her Facebook page Rachelle Rhienne.
Location: Alexandria
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 19:00:10 |
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31/05/18 19:00:17 |
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03/10/11 10:00:16 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 13:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D --John Glover
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 19:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 7:08:55 |
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Bless my sole. --John Glover
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 19:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
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17/03/14 9:23:37 |
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 8:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 7:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
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09/09/14 7:00:08 |
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 7:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny. --Ron Allan
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29/07/14 8:04:33 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious --Polymorph .
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 7:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 11:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 19:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 11:04:17 |
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17/05/12 12:37:00 |
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28/10/11 19:08:06 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 11:11:10 |
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07/08/16 19:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky. --Michael Monkhouse
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 7:11:15 |
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AWESOME. --Michael Monkhouse
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant --[anon]
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 7:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story. --Greg Curtis
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22/09/18 7:42:23 |
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06/05/18 11:56:25 |
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20/08/17 19:00:08 |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR." --Greg Curtis
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 19:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it. --Greg Curtis
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17/08/14 8:03:00 |
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Tree's Company? --Michael Monkhouse
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09/04/14 7:16:43 |
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You just beat me by 5 hours 14 minutes and 56 seconds. --John Glover
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23/01/14 8:00:10 |
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His bark is worse than his bite. 05/04/13 7:00:07 |
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26/01/13 20:05:51 |
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A set meal for toe? --Cath Jones
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I don't believe they would do, Karyn :)
1:16am
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"Who's pinched my clothes?" [Ian Skelding]
"Your mother was a hamster."
:^)
3:33pm
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"I fart in your general direction." [Ian Skelding]
And your father smelled of elderberries.
6:14pm
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"I fart in your general direction." [Ian Skelding]
Ouch!
3:19pm
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Support our heroes [Ian Skelding]
Sadly, that's appropriate for all too many bin collection areas!
8:14am
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Tom knew he would be OK sitting there for at least 3 weeks. [Ian Skelding]
hellter skelter
3:38pm
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Alton Towers latest rollercoaster, Hellter Skelter, nears completion. [Ian Skelding]
Changed, thanks stone face :)
7:09pm
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Alton Towers latest rollercoaster, Hellter Skelter, nears completion. [Ian Skelding]
Should you not be using a handsaw?
12:41pm
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"I keep hitting bloody nails with the Chainsaw." [Ian Skelding]
See 12.08.07 already has a vote.
4:15pm
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Male bag [Ian Skelding]
Oops, missed that one,going to change it.
4:43pm
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Male bag [Ian Skelding]