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That moment when you realize they have urine detectors in the pool.
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dave the rave Vote score: 166dave the rave

That moment when you realize they have urine detectors in the pool.

02/12/19 12:00:07

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Urine trouble now. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Honey, I Threw Up the Kid

02/12/19 12:21:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

Egg foo young

02/12/19 12:00:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30285Tony Edwards

Sonny side up

02/12/19 12:01:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Kinder Surprise

02/12/19 12:00:06

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

"Baby Food"

02/12/19 16:58:52

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"Born on a fry day."

02/12/19 12:43:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Eggtopic pregnancy

02/12/19 12:28:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5986Hercules Rockefeller

And all of the king's horses & all of the king's men weren't able to put him back together again.

02/12/19 12:11:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3298Karyn Harrison

That's one for the albumen.

02/12/19 12:02:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

Eggy bred

02/12/19 12:00:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

EAT KIDS FREE

02/12/19 12:11:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

I prefer bairns on toast

02/12/19 12:05:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37739Welsh Rarebit

Yolko Ono aged 2 weeks

02/12/19 12:00:05

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

"Chucky Egg"

02/12/19 16:47:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

This would suggest the Duke of Yolk has been in a mess since day one.

02/12/19 13:30:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Embryolk

02/12/19 12:25:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

"What on oeuf is that?"

02/12/19 12:16:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

His mum was a hot chick

02/12/19 12:03:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37739Welsh Rarebit

It didn't take Baby James long to learn the breast stroke.

02/12/19 12:00:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2819Stu Dent

Toy Soldiers

02/12/19 12:00:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 849Carey Sutton

Saucy little thing

03/12/19 22:00:20

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

New Haribo Mishapes

03/12/19 7:36:20

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Let's just say the chicken didn't cross the road for the reason you think and leave it at that okay?

03/12/19 6:03:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 769Willie Johnson

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the yellow snow?
Now you've got egg on your face."

02/12/19 23:29:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

Better see a urologist.

02/12/19 21:51:31

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

Yolko Oh no..

02/12/19 21:47:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

Oh darn, the eggs have gone bad.

02/12/19 20:44:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 842Sam Cass

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

02/12/19 19:13:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 842Sam Cass

The Welsh are appalled!

02/12/19 19:05:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19638John Glover

Vickram Singh denies employing underaged children in his dye and fabric factory.

02/12/19 18:43:24

 
dave the rave Vote score: 166dave the rave

Incoming chip......oh crap!!

02/12/19 18:26:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9586Neil Mackenzie

Where’s my twin sister Michelle?

02/12/19 17:19:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

The platter of tiny feet

02/12/19 14:00:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

It's how angels are born

02/12/19 12:19:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5781Glyn Evans

That egg's swimming in baby oil.

02/12/19 12:09:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

If you look closely, you can see that this egg has been fertilised.

02/12/19 12:08:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

Don't put all your eggs in one Moses basket

02/12/19 12:05:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30285Tony Edwards

Eggs Benedict

02/12/19 12:04:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

"Oh no, I've crèched another egg."

02/12/19 12:02:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Under the yolk

02/12/19 12:01:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Giving boeuf

02/12/19 12:00:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

He was conceived at a hen party

02/12/19 12:00:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

First an alien now a child. That’s an oeuf!!

02/12/19 12:00:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1202Molly R

No, he's not potty-trained yet.

02/12/19 12:00:06

 
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