creative x5

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

lol x3

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 11:21:55

clever x2

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 11:54:20

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 19:10:56

£50
WINNER

lol creative

01/10/18 19:04:56

lol x3 creative

In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses

23/01/17 20:16:38

lol creative x2

Cuepid

27/08/13 19:01:41

lol creative x2

Police arrange an identity parade for a woman who claims that she was being watched through a keyhole of a swimming pool changing room

22/10/18 19:44:22

It's situated in a close knit community

15/02/17 20:06:24

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 19:05:57

creative

Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything!

22/03/18 12:09:42

lol x2

"My nose is running"
"So is the fucking groom.... DAVE!"

24/11/13 20:20:38

"Take me to your weeder"

19/09/12 7:01:41

Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy

06/09/12 11:10:26

"I found it in the road. It's a 'Truck-killed flattypuss'"

19/09/18 7:53:27

clever

They lead up to A Flat

07/02/17 12:13:01

lol

"I want peanuts, a size 48 tutu and some sticky buns....or I drop the boy"

10/05/15 11:16:55

"I see Spiderman was pissed again last night"

05/04/15 11:00:58

lol x2

"Good man, you got the razor blade. Now let's see how cute the meerkat looks without ears"

11/07/14 20:00:38

Gerbal Tea

05/07/14 11:19:27

"Run Forrest Run"

24/03/14 20:16:35

George was hoping to make the Olympus diving team

26/01/14 10:37:47

Raveheart

05/10/12 11:08:49

"Steak and Kidney £2, Mince Beef £1.50 and Cheese and Ham £1"
Pie rates of the Caribbean

29/08/12 11:52:52

Walkies with dinosaurs

25/04/14 11:07:08

Ok. No need to Ramadan our throats

31/08/12 11:14:25

Only pools and horses

28/08/12 11:44:28

Isle of Nan TT

28/08/18 11:07:39

lol

Are you constipated? Is your toilet full of overgrown flowers? Then you could do with a prune.

07/02/15 20:29:27

"Well, I told you not to pull its tail"

16/11/17 20:27:03

Blob the Builder

03/10/17 19:00:51

lol

"Don't roll your eyes at me"

27/08/17 19:08:24

lol x2

"You spoil that bloody Dingo"

01/04/15 20:51:15

clever x2

Japanory

25/09/14 11:05:16

creative x2

After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.

15/05/14 19:24:32

creative

Nights In Light Latin

08/03/14 20:08:26

creative

Since the rabbit incident, King Midas was banned from keeping pets

15/01/14 8:39:19

creative

The owner has earned a fortune from this bar. Now he'd rather be called Filthy Rich.

23/10/13 11:05:47

Bless. Dalek babies are so cute.

25/01/13 9:19:38

"Excuse me mate, I think you're in my seat"

21/09/18 11:01:06

lol

"Serves you right. Fighting to lick the cream off the whisk"

27/05/18 12:37:39

lol x2

The Rubber Lipped Duck Eating Carp just opens its mouth and waits

18/09/17 11:37:18

creative x3

Story of Keith Richards
Stone is wet - on a bender
Stone is dry - hasn't drunk for 2 hours
Shadow on the ground - just chinned Hank Marvin
White on top - sneezed when taking coke
Can't see stone - hiding from Hank Marvin
Swinging stone - back in the sixties
Stone jumping up and down- can't find fags
Stone gone - in rehab

31/08/15 20:54:35

lol

"I am not a number, I am a free dog!"

22/06/15 7:53:13

Half a dozen Seggs

21/04/15 13:38:37

creative

"I think he's dead Mr Barrymore"

26/03/15 8:02:39

Shock waves

15/08/14 11:00:36

lol x2

Meanwhile at the home for blind orphans....
"Sir, there's nothing coming out"
"Must be an airlock. Keep sucking son, keep sucking"

01/08/14 7:08:35

It was often said that Chris looked a lot like his mummy

20/04/14 7:05:37

Colin loved vegetables. Especially leeks, which was a big plus

10/04/14 19:41:39