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30/09/23 7:06:34 |
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30/07/13 11:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
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27/04/20 11:12:35 |
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03/04/20 7:09:53 |
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02/05/19 7:16:05 |
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21/10/16 11:54:20 |
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18/09/12 19:10:56 |
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24/06/19 19:30:04 |
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01/07/21 11:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
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01/10/18 19:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
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23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
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27/08/13 19:01:41 |
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01/03/24 12:03:31 |
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15/01/24 12:28:36 |
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The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
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06/11/23 8:12:43 |
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Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
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30/09/21 19:52:45 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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08/09/21 11:15:15 |
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Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
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22/10/18 19:44:22 |
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15/02/17 20:06:24 |
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24/11/23 8:09:50 |
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30/09/23 11:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 11:45:50, suggested edits |
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13/09/23 19:03:13 |
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30/05/22 7:44:43 |
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18/05/21 11:17:50 |
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Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
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22/05/20 11:12:57 |
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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
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30/06/19 11:05:59 |
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02/04/16 19:05:57 |
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06/05/23 7:00:54 |
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17/02/23 8:05:41 |
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28/06/21 11:39:48 |
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13/04/21 19:45:32 |
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08/07/20 7:25:57 |
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05/05/20 19:11:08 |
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22/03/18 12:09:42 |
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24/11/13 20:20:38 |
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lmfao...bravo. --Ross Davidson
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19/09/12 7:01:41 |
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06/09/12 11:10:26 |
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07/01/24 12:09:11 |
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18/10/23 19:05:54 |
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26/08/23 11:09:32 |
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Feel free to experiment on any of my captions, Dave --Vivvy En
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07/09/21 7:14:09 |
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27/02/21 20:39:51 |
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Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
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07/07/20 7:03:05 |
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30/04/20 7:27:16 |
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09/04/20 7:35:58 |
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I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
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16/08/19 11:04:54 |
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19/09/18 7:53:27 |
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07/02/17 12:13:01 |
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10/05/15 11:16:55 |
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in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
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05/04/15 11:00:58 |
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11/07/14 20:00:38 |
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Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
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05/07/14 11:19:27 |
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24/03/14 20:16:35 |
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26/01/14 10:37:47 |
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05/10/12 11:08:49 |
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29/08/12 11:52:52 |
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25/04/14 11:07:08 |
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31/08/12 11:14:25 |
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28/08/12 11:44:28 |
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18/10/23 19:02:35 |
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05/01/23 8:23:00 |
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13/09/21 7:05:29 |
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It's a clown so that's a given. --Barrie Bullock
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07/07/21 11:22:43 |
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21/08/20 11:09:41 |
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17/08/20 7:54:46 |
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Shocking --John Glover
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19/08/19 8:37:25 |
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30/03/19 8:06:50 |
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28/08/18 11:07:39 |
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07/02/15 20:29:27 |
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25/02/24 20:03:31 |
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25/07/23 19:29:09 |
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18/02/23 12:09:40 |
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11/07/22 11:07:35 |
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22/06/21 11:05:16 |
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?" --Willie Johnson
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28/05/21 11:17:19 |
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20/01/21 8:26:26 |
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01/12/20 11:28:19 |
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23/03/20 20:02:36 |
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24/11/19 21:01:22 |
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16/11/17 20:27:03 |
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Anon. As it’s panto season you missed ‘Ooooh’ from the start of your comment --Mr Dome
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03/10/17 19:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction. --Greg Curtis
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27/08/17 19:08:24 |
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01/04/15 20:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick! --Bad Boy Dennis.
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25/09/14 11:05:16 |
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08/03/14 20:08:26 |
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The moody blue background is perfect. --Pete
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18/09/23 7:10:41 |
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25/02/23 12:13:19, edited: 25/02/23 12:15:52 |
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She's allready in a current relationship. --KimJong Pun
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one can New Hope
6:45pm
comment on caption:
"Where's Han Solo? We don't do Happy Endings here, love" [Mark England]
Heads will roll
8:13am
comment on caption:
Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]
Heads will roll is a good stand alone caption would get a like from me.
8:22am
comment on caption:
Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]
Can you still grin to get it in?
11:01pm
comment on caption:
Is it just me or did Wagon Wheels seem bigger when we were kids? [Mark England]
Monkey tennis?
6:20pm
comment on caption:
"..then marauding elephants are rampaging through town and that's where they meet Rubber Eye. She's sort of like Medusa but instead of stone she can turn things to rubber"
"Sorry, It's not for us, Mr Partridge" [Mark England]
'You annoying big bastard!' shouted the captioneers
4:53pm
comment on caption:
"You little bastards!" Shouted Gulliver [Mark England]
Though she is a fan of Chanukeir Starmer
3:23pm
comment on caption:
Dave Laboured away putting up his Christmas decorations, while Tracy was a bit more Conservative [Mark England]
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990.
5:21pm
comment on caption:
"Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" [Mark England]
Should enter them in the Olympics at 20.18
10:31pm
comment on caption:
It wasn't much of a surprise that Kamil couldn't get any customers to ride his two and three legged camels. [Mark England]
He didn't post any captions.
8:05am
comment on caption:
He had a day off on Sundays [Mark England]