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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21912Ian Skelding

"Hey, two metres!"

08/05/20 12:32:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?"

08/05/20 12:04:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Pussies love a long tongue.

08/05/20 12:24:04

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Would have to be 2 meters. --Woofer 6
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

"So let me get this straight. Your master is a 'good and smart master' - this is the same master who tied you to a jet ski right?"

08/05/20 14:48:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10546Neil Mackenzie

Why are you panting?
You would pant when there’s a hot pussy pressing against you.

08/05/20 12:27:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8955Dave Bryan

''I think I'll try another dating site.''

08/05/20 12:00:36

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Did you just fart?

08/05/20 12:49:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

That moment you realise your wife's a bitch and you have nothing in common.

08/05/20 12:25:31

 2
What about fleas? --Dave Bryan
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

so you pull the tablecloth and I'll grab the chicken.

08/05/20 18:58:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"Do you mind, I'm having a wee."
'Not at all love, I'm taking a dump.'

08/05/20 12:27:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

The howl and the pussy cat

08/05/20 12:00:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8955Dave Bryan

Animal magnetism

08/05/20 12:13:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Family pawtrait

08/05/20 12:11:47

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Whaddya mean 'adopted'?

09/05/20 1:36:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"Damn! I'll have to self isolate for 14 days now".

08/05/20 22:31:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

Cat and mouth

08/05/20 15:16:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Just remember, Doggo, YOU made that mess, not me...or I'll make your life a misery. OK?"

08/05/20 13:37:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Close Encounter of the Furred Kind

08/05/20 12:08:52

 2
I turned off the dupe detector as it had a technical issue, and it also wasn't particularly accurate --Chris Beach
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Manx's best friend

08/05/20 12:05:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Clearly Chinese pets. Meow see tongue.

08/05/20 12:03:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"What happen to me? Instead of using bubble bath, Dave accidentally picked up a bottle of bleach."

08/05/20 12:02:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

You really need to do something about your dog-breath.

08/05/20 12:02:49

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"Are you sure it's all the rage? Cos I've never heard of a sicilian necktie"

09/05/20 2:59:19

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"Drool on me just one more time, buster"

09/05/20 1:35:53

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Relax Fido, it’s only a snobby poodle.”

08/05/20 23:47:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

And that's how he got the name Mutey.

08/05/20 19:23:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 948Mark Wilson

" Look for the last time I'm not interested as I can lick my own balls"

08/05/20 19:03:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 948Mark Wilson

Yeah I definitely think you've broken your leg trying to chase me

08/05/20 18:00:23

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

"If you don't put that away I will get your tongue!"

08/05/20 16:04:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Time to eat tongue!

08/05/20 15:58:38

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Hey do you want to lick me or something?

08/05/20 15:40:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

“I’m gonna shit in your litter box, then scratch it all over the floor”

08/05/20 14:28:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Man, you look dog rough

08/05/20 14:02:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"There's some stuck to your back teeth. So you're the bastard who ate the last of my Meowmix."

08/05/20 13:57:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6490Glyn Evans

Cat: I'm so independent
Dog: No, you're not. You have an owner.
Cat: Dogs, always so bloody loyal.

08/05/20 12:59:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

"I'm Princess Leia. What's your name?"
"Blacky White."

08/05/20 12:42:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

'This is my Siamese twin.'

08/05/20 12:36:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Cats just don't show the same respect as dogs for a two-minute silence.

08/05/20 12:31:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21912Ian Skelding

Staredy cat

08/05/20 12:29:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8955Dave Bryan

The Odd Couple

08/05/20 12:08:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Your pants stink!"

08/05/20 12:07:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8955Dave Bryan

Very Brief Encounter

08/05/20 12:06:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Streaming Cats & Dogs

08/05/20 12:02:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

Pet Peeved

08/05/20 12:02:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

"That's disgusting Rover!"

08/05/20 12:01:59

 1
Put your tongue back in & stop leching...she's a bitch. --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Tom and Grrrr-y

08/05/20 12:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"Do what I say, always refer to me as 'Captain Tom' and we'll get along fine."

08/05/20 12:00:27

 
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