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Chris Keegan		Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online"¦. 24/11/17 12:16:43	16

Vanessa the Guesser		I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58	16

Welsh Rarebit		Even cats need a balanced diet. 07/11/17 12:00:59	16

Ian Skelding		House warming party 07/11/17 8:00:11	16

C CaMel		I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13	16

Spycenwolf		Breast pumps. 28/10/17 19:29:00	16

John Llamas		lol Papua New Guinea Rotisserie 19/10/17 7:26:57	1 16
Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
C CaMel		The number one rule 17/10/17 19:12:01	16

Tony Edwards		Tinderella 05/10/17 19:31:30	1 16

John Llamas		lol The wife said .."Do you think you could do something with that skip in the driveway?" Challenge accepted ..... I thought 29/09/17 7:04:49	16

Tony Edwards		Mud Max 23/09/17 11:50:21	16

sandeep chahal		Swine flew 19/09/17 7:12:47	16

Mark England		lol x2 The Rubber Lipped Duck Eating Carp just opens its mouth and waits 18/09/17 11:37:18	1 16
Just seen this... bloody brilliant! --Tony Busby
Smuldo		clever Seoul Searching. 08/09/17 13:07:08	2 16
Our Seoul --Mr Dome
Troompa Loompa		lol Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 7:39:21	16

Pussy Galore £50		lol x2 "We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home." 26/08/17 9:52:28	14 16
Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore
John Llamas		The boys in the gang were worried that at any time they could be facing the sack (nod to 12.07) 25/08/17 11:11:02	9 16
I heard it was due to cut backs --Ross Davidson
Vanessa the Guesser		I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 11:03:53	16

Pete		lol The building's new, state of the art sprinkler system is the dog's bollocks. 07/08/17 7:00:11	16

Craig Eddie		She'd be better off using a sponge. 26/07/17 7:24:40	16

Tony Edwards		Plastic surgery 15/07/17 11:04:43	16

Tracey Sarge		Cause of death...man living alone trying to hang curtains. 12/07/17 12:14:06	16

Welsh Rarebit		Tim is always looking at life through RosÃ© tinted glasses. 08/07/17 19:00:08	1 16
I think not --Mr Dome
sandeep chahal		Put your money where your mouth is 19/06/17 11:00:08	16

Pete		clever x2 "I missed my flight." 10/06/17 8:57:04	16

John Glover		clever Wise crack. 24/05/17 11:01:03	16

Ian Skelding		"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house." 04/05/17 19:03:15	16

Ian Skelding		clever Roll models 20/04/17 15:19:16	16

Ian Skelding		Shipping Lane 31/03/17 7:04:32	16

Pussy Galore		clever "Excuse me, there's no toilet paper in the Gents." 29/03/17 11:03:45	1 16

John Llamas		lol Where are they now ...... Lionel Blair 25/03/17 21:11:57	1 16
Brilliant! Can't stop laughing --Welsh Rarebit
Vanessa the Guesser		clever Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54	1 16
my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
Tony Edwards		Think-tank 24/01/17 8:08:21	16

Ross Davidson		lol "Ahhh look at this photo! I remember that old treehouse we spent so many summers playing in,it had tyres as a ladder. Man those were goodyears." 19/01/17 14:46:20	1 16

Vivvy En		lol Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'. 18/01/17 20:08:11	16

Nick C		Pete had designs on Daves body... 13/01/17 12:35:01	16

Steve Wright		Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways. 11/01/17 12:10:10	16

Ian Skelding		"Two raspberry nipples please." 06/01/17 12:29:25	16

Troompa Loompa		"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33	16

Smuldo		Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face. 09/12/16 20:04:43	16

John Llamas		Skuldruggery 08/12/16 8:16:20	16

Smuldo		lol Dump Truck. 06/12/16 20:00:06	1 16
Great minds xxx --Andrea Hickling
Mr Dome		Hare today, gone tomorrow 02/12/16 21:34:16	16

John Llamas		lol "Just buy a bloody unicycle." 28/11/16 12:29:59	3 16
A caption about a bmx will not impress me at all; however a unicycle one wheel! --Andrea Hickling
Pussy Galore		They're both guilty - it's written all over their faces. 16/11/16 20:07:13	16

Vanessa the Guesser		Brain Drain 15/11/16 20:00:41	16

Petey Bee		What the f**k are you doing? I've just ironed those sheets 09/11/16 20:01:30	16

Welsh Rarebit		Brickshaw 23/10/16 19:00:07	16

Steve Davies		clever Slip road. 15/10/16 12:20:58	16

Tony Edwards		lol clever Chairman Meow 14/10/16 19:42:15	16

Pussy Galore		lol "I think I know what the problem is," said the doctor. "He's not eating properly." 13/10/16 19:14:10	16

Vanessa the Guesser		The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 11:00:52	16

Tony Edwards		Alice in Wonderland 24/09/16 7:03:59	16

Michael Winner		"Come on everyone, dig in." 01/09/16 11:00:58	16

Welsh Rarebit		clever The Pony Expresso 23/08/16 7:00:08	2 16
Nice one! I tried so hard to find this kind of connection, and you grabbed it just like a golden nugget. Nice job, whoever you are! --Greg Curtis
Pussy Galore		Watch their eyes light up when I open a tin of salmon. 10/08/16 11:57:15	16

Boycie		creative clever After a sudden growth spurt, Sleepy was made homeless. 26/07/16 7:42:50	16

Tony Edwards		lol clever "It's bitter outside." 15/06/16 19:17:18	16

Pete		lol x2 Waving mum: "Just let go, the gorilla will catch you." 01/06/16 12:56:08	16

Welsh Rarebit		A Nightmare on Elmo's Street 30/05/16 7:00:12	16

Boycie £100
	lol x3 09/05/16 7:28:07		13 16
Well done Boycie, great caption and nice to see the monthly winner feature back. --John Llamas
Boycie		creative Selfie at Wimbledon 04/05/16 11:07:40	16

Glyn Evans		lol x2 Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 12:10:04	16

mike robb		"So you say that your ex-husband was an expert at training dogs?" 12/03/16 10:02:38	16

Tony Edwards		lol No holes barred 07/03/16 12:05:23	16

Dan Nicholls		Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17	16

Dan Nicholls		Now THAT'S a Panic Room. 10/02/16 9:44:52	16

John Glover		clever "Couldn't they drown?" "When the tide races in, I think it will be a four gone conclusion." 05/02/16 11:00:43	1 16
Yes, foreshore. --Greg Curtis
Greg Curtis		lol "First the GOOD news... The rat's gone." 01/02/16 20:30:53	16

Leroy Brown		Fagpie 24/01/16 20:00:06	16

Tony Edwards		"It's a four-meal drive." 23/01/16 12:22:47	16

Boycie		High steaks 18/01/16 16:41:16	16

Pete		clever x2 Pedro is half Brazilian. 18/01/16 8:00:09	16

Welsh Rarebit		Don't let the grass grow under your Fiat. 17/01/16 12:01:47	16

Welsh Rarebit		clever The Fat and the Furious. 14/01/16 12:00:09	16

AXE		lol x2 "Dad, I can see your bollocks" "I know son, but at least I'm giving it a go" 21/12/15 12:00:08	2 16
Looked at again because of Pete's comment, clever, missed it first time around. --John Glover
Leroy Brown		On the thirst day of Christmas... 07/12/15 14:14:17	16

Zac Kramer		clever 🎵🎵 " The Yellow Rows of Taxis " 🎵 18/11/15 12:19:55	16

Cath Jones		Knobby Styles 08/11/15 20:01:33	16

Michael Winner		This hairstyle is inconceivable. 08/11/15 20:00:39	16

Tracy Davidson		Is it twenty tu-tu? 29/10/15 20:00:06	16

John Llamas		Before being souped up. 15/10/15 11:27:06	16

Mr Dome		creative Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon.... 12/10/15 9:24:44	1 16
Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
Cath Jones		William and Betty came here to renew their rows. 06/10/15 19:09:31	16

Cath Jones		Even back in the 1950's, Tesco trolleys would end up in the most unusual places. 06/10/15 7:57:59	16

John Llamas		creative People are not coming to fairground so much so we had to reduce the staff. 02/10/15 7:53:25	16

Dan Nicholls		Short circuit 02/10/15 7:00:04	1 16
BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
Ian Skelding		lol Norman Bates, the signs were there. 30/09/15 7:03:13	1 16
There was a lovely Stuart Francis line: I didn't want to think my dad stole from lollipop ladies, but the signs were there. --Michael Monkhouse
Cath Jones		creative Counter-Terrierism 25/09/15 19:00:08	1 16
Impressed very good --Bad Boy Dennis.
Boycie		"Fellas, should we just get Mr Muscle to do it? He loves this crap" 25/09/15 8:48:03	16

Smuldo		lol "Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late." 23/09/15 19:01:02	16

John Glover		Tony's business wasn't doing well and went into voluntary liquidation. 19/09/15 20:10:11	16

Dan Nicholls		Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 11:04:14	16

Spud Gunn II		The start of the zombie apocalypse went largely unnoticed in Glasgow. 16/09/15 5:16:52	16

AXE		Oh I do like to be beside the seaslide 15/09/15 11:00:06	16

Dan Nicholls		lol Shane was having difficulty coming out to his team mates, despite the numerous heavy hints he dropped. 10/09/15 7:02:43	16

Ethy		Snap, Crackle and Pup. 04/09/15 8:26:50	16

Tony Edwards		Lawn order 03/09/15 19:14:06	16

Mark England		creative x3 Story of Keith Richards Stone is wet - on a bender Stone is dry - hasn't drunk for 2 hours Shadow on the ground - just chinned Hank Marvin White on top - sneezed when taking coke Can't see stone - hiding from Hank Marvin Swinging stone - back in the sixties Stone jumping up and down- can't find fags Stone gone - in rehab 31/08/15 20:54:35	16

Michael Winner		Police Escort. 30/08/15 11:00:08	16

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