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Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit?
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Molly R Vote score: 2159Molly R

Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit?

12/12/19 12:00:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

''Should we go and vote?''

''No, the captions are crap.''

12/12/19 12:05:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Those bloody seagulls have been eating blackberries again!"

12/12/19 12:00:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"Y'know what I love about you?...nothing, absolutely nothing..."

12/12/19 13:37:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

"Do you remember when we used to come up here and have rampant sex on the sand dunes Clive."
"No, and my names not Clive."

12/12/19 12:03:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2763Scrijjy Doo

That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker.

12/12/19 14:40:11

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Okay, one last fag then you jump. I need a better life, David."

12/12/19 14:22:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

- Are you on board with the Tory plans for Brexit and the NHS, as well as the fiscal policy to support these two critical elements, the climate change quandary and the home policing and knife crime statistics?
- Can I feel yer tits?

12/12/19 14:00:11

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Maybe he can squidge them between his toes --Mr Dome
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

It looks like the new Live-Action version of Trolls has begun shooting now.

12/12/19 13:31:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

“Hey, nice tattoos, what are they?”
“It’s actually one tattoo, but I was skinny when I had it done”

12/12/19 12:00:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4681Lucky Elperro

Merry Christmas, Ho Ho Ho


Call me that again Bob and I'll punch yer head in.

12/12/19 13:35:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

Got some on me upper leg too. I call 'em me thigh-roglyphics.

12/12/19 12:41:46

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1436Ben Samuel

“I have a great business plan for tattoos”

“I don’t know...sounds like a pyramid scheme to me”

12/12/19 13:57:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't look now, but there's a right ugly bastard taking our photograph"

12/12/19 12:11:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

Thank heavens for a democracy where we can rely on the average British citizen to make a well-considered decision today.

12/12/19 12:08:11

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I wonder, what type of -cracy will we demo tomorrow?  --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

''What time is Heat Magazine coming round to do the photo shoot?''

12/12/19 12:01:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

Ruth and Colin now tend to go out more since The Jeremy Kyle show stopped airing.

12/12/19 12:00:17

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1436Ben Samuel

“I see you’re a fan of Egypt”

“Stop it, no I’m not”

“Now I see you’re in de-Nile”

12/12/19 13:56:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

The worst thing about pornstars is the ugly tattoos.

12/12/19 13:18:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

"Is that Tutankhamun on your arm?"
"Mind your business."
"Pharoah 'nuff".
"It's not him either."

12/12/19 12:44:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

''We need to get it done and get it over the line.''

''Why? We only washed the f--king duvet last week.''

12/12/19 12:19:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Purple Brain, purple brain... 🎵

12/12/19 12:01:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

“Excuse me sir, can you please get off my mobility scooter?”

12/12/19 12:00:09

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 661Charles Gilbert

We can't stop here, this is bat country.

13/12/19 0:23:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Give me thirty minutes-just ate."

12/12/19 19:26:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12300Stephen Bean

The Gran Vizier

12/12/19 18:48:22

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

Get your tats out for the lads..

12/12/19 17:46:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11076Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know how to tell you this Burt. We’ve been together for forty years and I’ve supported you and gone along with your changing fashions. But that purple hair makes you look ridiculous.

12/12/19 17:25:11

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

“Admittedly my profile picture didn’t show my tattoos and pink hair, but yours didn’t show a helipad on the top of your head.”

12/12/19 15:48:47

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Thought you said we're going to Pink's concert

12/12/19 14:09:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

Allow me to translate: I love you. You love bush. And, the Queen is a bird who loves one eyed snakes.

12/12/19 13:27:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23088Ian Skelding

Fields of old

12/12/19 13:15:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

Princess Dye, Queen of Farts.

12/12/19 12:45:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7121Hercules Rockefeller

Punky Boomer

12/12/19 12:02:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12300Stephen Bean

Egyptian mummy

12/12/19 12:00:03

 
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