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"Don't yawn, he might think it's a come on. Pretend you're asleep, he never washes his cock anyway. There are many things that I would do for the glory of this nation but I will not suffer that terrible aftertaste from his cock, I don't care how glorious he thinks he is" [Ancient Nationalist Proverb]
2:41pm
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"Ok, I need one volunteer, to give our glorious leader some head." [stone face]
And just as comfortable.
7:19pm
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Donald Trump endorses the Covid 19 Home Breathinator. Invented by the My Pillow guy. [stone face]
The goose turns into a peacock?
(I know, I'm sorry. I've got leucistic morals.)
8:53am
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Tonight on 'Exploding Things For Science'
We find out what happens, when you put a firework up a goose's arse. [stone face]
What are leucistic morals?
8:23pm
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Tonight on 'Exploding Things For Science'
We find out what happens, when you put a firework up a goose's arse. [stone face]
Just a play on the word (loose/leucistic, see 8:13:15) implying that I'm overly pedantic and saying unnecessary things, see Thu 13:33:38). And with that detailed explanation, I declare this "joke" officially dead.
9:19pm
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Tonight on 'Exploding Things For Science'
We find out what happens, when you put a firework up a goose's arse. [stone face]
Not necessarily
7:59pm
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Members Only [stone face]
Polar Bear: "What a kind and generous chap leaving this trail of meat for me to follow to a well stocked hunting ground"
9:51am
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"Oh shit!"
"What?"
"It's Attenborough again."
"What's he doing now?"
"Laying a trail of meat to entice that polar bear to attack us."
"The man has no morals."
"Utter bastard." [stone face]
Ten out of ten for the taxidermy, too.
8:20am
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This years winner of the most wackiest coffin award, goes to ... [stone face]
So's the oil underneath
7:51am
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2052 and the North Pole is much more accessible [stone face]
If you wanna be my driver,
you've gotta let my friends on for free,
braking is too easy,
And the bus better not smell of pee
10:34am
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The Baby Spice Appreciation Society heads to Blackpool for its annual charabanc. [stone face]