clever x3

RIPtide.

04/08/19 10:54:15

lol

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 20:18:24

Fruit and nut.

17/06/18 9:35:49

lol creative clever

Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits.

27/08/14 6:38:03

"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".

28/02/19 10:05:00

lol creative clever

Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helic.
Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helicop.
Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the hel.

04/07/15 13:49:15

Time Lord.

14/12/19 10:46:08

"Dad would not let her wear a mini".

02/12/19 19:36:12

They are just out stretching their legs.

04/06/18 8:35:41

clever x2

Entrance.

01/12/16 21:52:22

lol

"I've just taken off the petrol cap. I'm trying to run it on bee-pee".

26/08/16 12:14:06

An arrow escape.

16/05/19 13:02:00

Junk male.

16/03/19 15:34:30

Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits.

11/03/19 12:43:58

Liz used to have a couple of pointers.

16/07/17 13:24:19

Sundae service.

07/08/15 13:55:15

Gertrude the blind milkmaid would probably never find out why she was so popular.

29/03/14 20:16:54

After losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.

05/07/20 9:54:34

Peril Harbour.

15/06/18 15:46:21

Gnome man's land.

Sun 8:59:31

Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers.

08/01/20 8:38:42

lol

Minor operation.

12/05/18 10:25:09

Acrobat for windows.

06/08/17 9:37:15

♪ Sweet surrender. ♪

17/11/16 9:31:16

"It won't stand up in court".

30/09/15 22:07:27

clever

"After these I will have to do my roots".

12/07/20 13:48:30

In 1977 it was reserved for a Ford.

05/04/20 20:26:21

Bug eyed.

05/05/19 20:02:02

Chest freezer.

06/01/17 16:11:13

Protected species.

04/02/16 20:35:11

Amazon wish to apologise for the delay in delivery of your ovulation fertility kit.

02/02/16 17:33:33

"Just one more payment and it will be all ours".

01/10/15 20:10:32

creative

Womanhood.

08/11/14 18:41:33

creative

After being neutered we are left with an adder that can't multiply.

04/10/14 22:42:43

"Hold it there. I see the offending leaf".

07/12/19 13:56:46

lol

Is the one on the right supposed to be Fred Astare ?

14/07/17 12:25:44

"Who took the After Eights?"

29/10/15 20:01:37

The shopkeeper liked Johnny Cash.

25/06/15 22:56:11

offspring.

09/01/15 10:18:39

Spurs fan.

21/07/20 12:55:58

We are sorry that he clothes we sent are unsuitable and will gladly replace them. Please use the boxes provided.

30/06/19 20:22:02

EweFOs

25/03/19 21:07:01

Spring lambs.

25/03/19 20:00:35

clever

Did he win the overall prize?

22/03/19 12:13:50

lol creative clever

Council inundated with complaints after fitting energy saving bulbs to changing rooms.

01/01/18 18:09:07

clever

"Did you remember to change the phone setting from BC to AD"?

26/12/17 9:07:03

clever

Lou Reed.

05/09/17 13:08:06

lol x2

A greater than expected crowd attended Craig Eddie's welcome on board party.

30/07/17 15:47:45

In black and white. ( no calor )

19/07/17 21:08:44

"Police suspect man of grooming".

25/05/16 5:24:21

William had often talked about topping himself.

30/03/16 14:30:44

"It was supposed to be Bo Peep but we couldn't get the staff".

25/11/15 14:08:36

Notice for TNT deliveries.

05/11/15 12:07:25

clever

"Waiter. - I ordered a bottle of Pils and a glass.

15/02/15 14:49:52

Lay preacher.

28/07/20 15:14:34

Discharged seamen not allowed.

29/01/20 22:18:42

North Korea prepare the helipad for the visit by Trump.

22/12/19 8:22:21

Banger racing.

26/06/19 12:49:58

clever

Harvey Davidson.

19/04/19 12:21:29

creative

Booby prizes.

06/01/18 12:01:50

"These are some of the best books I've ever come across".

24/06/17 21:42:06

clever

Window locks.

18/02/17 21:05:14

Barrow 1 Chesterfield 1.

31/10/16 15:32:27

Primary colours.

08/04/16 9:00:07

The girls used to have hourglass figures.

31/12/15 9:51:20

...and it turns into a purse when it gets cold.

22/12/15 17:38:41

Space hopper's offspring is confirmed as bouncing baby girl.

11/10/13 23:06:51

Minor production.

20/02/14 12:39:04

"That's another non-voter disposed of."

09/02/14 6:05:33

Eau de toilette.

17/01/14 13:38:20

The following morning would find them defending their case of funfair dismissal.

16/11/13 20:06:12

Not all vicars are upright.

28/07/20 8:16:57

Hairstyle by Vidal Sasspoon.

18/12/19 8:08:34

lol

Suzi Cointreau.

04/05/19 17:33:46

"Hulk. Could you swop places with the invisible man please".

14/06/18 11:19:36

"Yes. P*ss off you lanky Scotsman and take your f*ckin' bagpipes with you".

04/06/18 9:01:06

"Thank f*ck I've got 6 legs" thought the horse.

02/05/18 16:07:42

"You could at least have levelled this table" grumbled the Angle of Death.

28/12/17 21:02:52

"That parrot must have had poor eyesight".

05/11/16 20:21:21

lol

The 5 course meal was complete with aperitif.

13/06/16 22:36:32

"How the hell am I supposed to get my feet in there"?

05/05/16 21:13:05

creative

"OK. Go and turn the tap on".

13/04/16 20:39:20

Another hardoned criminal is apprehended.

30/09/15 22:09:06

"You had better make sure she takes plastic".

06/05/15 9:17:27

creative

"If the repair man does not come soon I'm going to start walking".

28/07/19 9:32:20

The casting auditions were going well. They already had a Pinocchio and a choice of two for The Fairy with Turquoise Hair.

02/06/19 20:19:55

A Dell.

12/04/19 20:56:40

Gardener of the galaxy.

31/03/19 12:49:59

"Collect your kit here".

30/08/18 20:55:30

Should she not be wearing a creche helmet ?

22/07/18 20:29:18

It was within the queens power to have them beeheaded.

30/06/17 23:10:51

clever

Bay window.

01/03/17 21:31:40

The 2 litre model.

08/09/16 12:13:58

"You can buy the cigarettes at the kiosk, Sir".

23/07/16 12:55:59

Ironically it's a blind corner.

26/05/16 20:28:07

Wait for the little green man.

04/04/16 14:37:37

Legs elevenses.

17/03/16 10:07:10

"Amazon wish to apologize for the delayed delivery of your new cot".

20/01/16 5:28:50

Infantry.

14/12/15 4:57:33

Bar prices are fixed. No Haglers.

16/11/15 14:11:25

Amazon have a strict policy on associates having snacks in their fulfillment centers.

30/10/15 12:08:13

Bring baby for refund.

25/06/15 21:36:07

Queue jumpers.

12/03/15 20:48:17

Bum-bags.

14/11/14 20:16:37

Bedtime storey.

07/02/14 9:01:56

Blind John had his own way of telling which way his care worker was facing.

29/11/13 13:16:01

There were probably better ways to to tell if the dog poo bin was full.

20/10/13 22:16:46

Pigeon fancier.

19/07/20 8:22:02

"When John offered to give me a lift I assumed he had a car".

28/06/20 16:24:49

Julie had been sent to buy ice creams with a list.

29/04/20 10:34:56

Suppermodel.

19/01/20 8:25:15

lol

"Yes Mrs. Richards. Your room DOES have a sea view".

08/04/19 15:48:07

lol

"That were a big girl. Her with the pram."

27/03/19 12:36:10

Thinking inside the box.

23/01/19 6:47:30

Cocker spaniels.

01/01/19 20:20:10

Beech hut.

23/06/18 8:09:44

Burgundy chairs.

12/12/17 20:47:34

Listed monument.

03/12/17 21:41:44

Car plant.

12/11/17 20:17:13

Another Glastonbury festival and Sue tries to find her tent.

04/07/17 6:07:12

The bakery also made a good turnover.

12/11/16 11:04:20

They had run out of juice.

08/09/16 12:09:53

"Bar now re-opened. Thanks for your support".

26/05/16 12:07:24

Plunging neckline.

25/01/16 8:36:05

Limited edition.

27/06/15 15:23:28

"Put that shirt back on. Your making an exhibition of yourself".

19/06/15 12:20:11

Car pound.

23/11/14 23:03:14

Splashhund.

07/07/14 20:59:10

clever

Los Cuatro Acrobatas carried on with their act.

22/07/20 13:21:58

"No entry" sign.

21/07/20 7:22:30

Trinidad and tobacco.

04/07/20 22:45:09

clever

"You will need these for the glass ceiling".

25/06/20 12:09:47

"For goodness' sake Dave, I said a divan suite".

24/06/20 21:02:14

Strip lighting.

22/12/19 13:21:48

Hannah could create a stir at any party.

18/12/19 8:21:54

Santa could be coming early this year.

01/12/19 17:46:02

"You. Stop shouting "don't panic"".

27/06/19 12:13:47

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14/05/19 15:52:58

Santanderriere.

01/04/19 20:19:51

Jenny was a poplar girl.

18/01/18 9:39:01

Skip to my loo.

29/12/17 10:29:58

"Crust almighty!"

26/12/17 12:01:27

Long winded.

12/12/17 5:09:37

Pointer Sister.

04/12/17 22:22:07

"Hello. Is that the police? Someone has stolen my phone".

22/09/17 11:36:48

"These wipes are not complimentary".

04/09/17 17:46:47

Royal hanger-on.

05/08/17 21:35:45

I see dyed people.

21/07/17 15:10:56

Battle-cry.

13/07/17 13:55:03

This one smells like my ring finger.

14/04/17 22:15:46

La coste of motoring.

11/01/17 17:47:28

Heavy plant crossing.

22/12/16 8:19:25

"Fancy a game of killer pool?"

02/09/16 8:08:36

A couple of well dressed men knocked on our front door. They were trying to convert me into slicing bread horizontally. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.

16/06/16 13:56:34

Pitch.

25/04/16 17:37:18

Chamber music.

30/03/16 20:22:16

London Transport have announced that they will reduce the shutter speed of their bus lane cameras.

19/11/15 12:30:26

clever

Slinky outfit.

28/09/15 22:29:46

Role play.

26/08/15 5:43:39

(Except for jumbo sausages).

09/07/15 23:32:23

...where you can choose your mates.

25/06/15 23:24:17

creative

"Hooray. My bottom set of teeth are ready for collection".

07/05/15 22:10:49

Jean pool.

04/05/15 22:00:34

Hand crafted.

30/04/15 13:12:01

"If you break your leg, don't come running to me".

09/01/15 10:17:46

The design of the spoiler was a key issue.

17/11/14 6:34:49

clever

De-knees Van Outen.

15/11/14 22:27:11

The coming out of the Lord.

12/02/14 21:12:55

"Hey! Do I look like a cat burglar?"

05/12/13 21:44:05

"Sleepwalker gets budgie stolen."

07/11/13 18:26:35

Satellite retriever.

28/09/14 8:50:04

We've got a moving staircase in our house as well but the surveyer called it dry rot.

26/09/14 8:24:19

Scene and not herd.

09/08/14 0:33:32

The firemen were able to save part of the building.

15/06/14 20:44:06

She was only the roadlayer's daughter but she would go anywhere to get her asphalt.

29/11/13 13:06:39

"An excellent casting. There is also a relief on canvas".

01/08/20 8:10:10

clever

Are they keeping to the tomb eater rule ?

22/07/20 9:52:54

clever

This is not a stock picture.

12/07/20 15:04:33

"I'm not coming down. Not on your Nelly".

24/06/20 13:28:06

"The topless bar was also a disappointment".

12/01/20 7:27:54

clever

Add Vent Tree.

22/12/19 20:16:37

"Bloody weirdo. Last time he came in a Jiffy".

20/12/19 3:36:01

Jeremy would spend the remainder of his years in insulation.

20/12/19 3:29:14

The survey said that on the whole it was very good.

09/08/19 16:35:12

Dog and bone.

19/05/19 9:39:22

Wilfred Pramble.

19/05/19 4:58:04

Is that a real bunny or is it a wind-up.

22/04/19 9:38:28

James met his death in a roundabout way.

17/04/19 12:36:16

Safe driver.

29/03/19 9:31:55

A stationary man.

30/06/18 21:37:37

Mercedes SLR.

13/05/18 22:16:24

Bristol fashion.

06/01/18 13:20:56

Home under the hammer.

27/12/17 20:14:24

Still life. (but probably not much)

18/05/17 23:18:34

Bossch-eyed.

12/05/17 12:13:21

Mug tree.

10/03/17 12:18:55

Denim flares.

19/01/17 20:05:54

"Did you eat the Pears ?" asked her mother.

18/11/16 9:07:04

Another Michael Barrymore party doomed to failure.

02/09/16 8:09:56

lol

"The boys just call her Auntie Gravity".

28/08/16 19:31:29