Kenny Ireland

Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helic.
Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helicop.
Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the hel.

04/07/15 13:49:15

This is inspired. --Dan Nicholls

Time Lord.

14/12/19 10:46:08

Giza kiss.

20/04/21 8:08:13

"I'm sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light on the way here".

17/09/20 20:03:54

"Dad would not let her wear a mini".

02/12/19 19:36:12

They are just out stretching their legs.

04/06/18 8:35:41

clever x2

Entrance.

01/12/16 21:52:22

"I've just taken off the petrol cap. I'm trying to run it on bee-pee".

26/08/16 12:14:06

An arrow escape.

16/05/19 13:02:00

Junk male.

16/03/19 15:34:30

Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits.

11/03/19 12:43:58

Liz used to have a couple of pointers.

16/07/17 13:24:19

Sundae service.

07/08/15 13:55:15

Gertrude the blind milkmaid would probably never find out why she was so popular.

29/03/14 20:16:54

She might get smallcox --Mark England

After losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.

05/07/20 9:54:34

I hadn't counted the legs! --Molly R

Peril Harbour.

15/06/18 15:46:21

"The climax of our trip".

03/12/20 20:34:29

Climb-ax? --Willie Johnson

Gnome man's land.

02/08/20 8:59:31

Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers.

08/01/20 8:38:42

12/05/18 10:25:09

06/08/17 9:37:15

17/11/16 9:31:16

"It won't stand up in court".

30/09/15 22:07:27

"After these I will have to do my roots".

12/07/20 13:48:30

In 1977 it was reserved for a Ford.

05/04/20 20:26:21

Bug eyed.

05/05/19 20:02:02

Chest freezer.

06/01/17 16:11:13

Protected species.

04/02/16 20:35:11

Amazon wish to apologise for the delay in delivery of your ovulation fertility kit.

02/02/16 17:33:33

apologise. Great caption btw. --Leroy Brown

"Just one more payment and it will be all ours".

01/10/15 20:10:32

Womanhood.

08/11/14 18:41:33

After being neutered we are left with an adder that can't multiply.

04/10/14 22:42:43

The bottom of the league.

26/03/21 8:06:43

Starting the business was easy. He just picked it up as he went along.

A mythrepresentation.

08/03/21 12:56:14

27/11/20 12:40:54

"Hold it there. I see the offending leaf".

07/12/19 13:56:46

Is the one on the right supposed to be Fred Astare ?

14/07/17 12:25:44

"Who took the After Eights?"

29/10/15 20:01:37

The shopkeeper liked Johnny Cash.

25/06/15 22:56:11

offspring.

09/01/15 10:18:39

...and 1 hour later he croaked.

11/05/21 12:36:45

Or you could say he snuffed it. --Karyn Harrison

"...and from now on carry that pole with you when you are in rooms with ceiling fans".

10/12/20 9:01:30

Spurs fan.

21/07/20 12:55:58

We are sorry that he clothes we sent are unsuitable and will gladly replace them. Please use the boxes provided.

30/06/19 20:22:02

EweFOs

25/03/19 21:07:01

Spring lambs.

25/03/19 20:00:35

Did he win the overall prize?

22/03/19 12:13:50

Council inundated with complaints after fitting energy saving bulbs to changing rooms.

01/01/18 18:09:07

"Did you remember to change the phone setting from BC to AD"?

26/12/17 9:07:03

A greater than expected crowd attended Craig Eddie's welcome on board party.

Lou Reed.

05/09/17 13:08:06

lol x2

30/07/17 15:47:45

In black and white. ( no calor )

19/07/17 21:08:44

"Police suspect man of grooming".

25/05/16 5:24:21

William had often talked about topping himself.

30/03/16 14:30:44

"It was supposed to be Bo Peep but we couldn't get the staff".

25/11/15 14:08:36

Notice for TNT deliveries.

05/11/15 12:07:25

"Waiter. - I ordered a bottle of Pils and a glass.

15/02/15 14:49:52

The dispute was later resolved at the small claims court.

02/12/20 15:24:37

Lay preacher.

28/07/20 15:14:34

Discharged seamen not allowed.

29/01/20 22:18:42

North Korea prepare the helipad for the visit by Trump.

22/12/19 8:22:21

Banger racing.

26/06/19 12:49:58

Harvey Davidson.

19/04/19 12:21:29

Now that I see it, it is so obviously right - but it took over 20 minutes for anybody to come up with it! --Molly R

"These are some of the best books I've ever come across".

Booby prizes.

06/01/18 12:01:50

24/06/17 21:42:06

Undoubtedly --sandeep chahal

The girls used to have hourglass figures.

Window locks.

18/02/17 21:05:14

Barrow 1 Chesterfield 1.

31/10/16 15:32:27

Nod to the Spireites --Mr Dome

Primary colours.

08/04/16 9:00:07

31/12/15 9:51:20

...and it turns into a purse when it gets cold.

22/12/15 17:38:41

Space hopper's offspring is confirmed as bouncing baby girl.

11/10/13 23:06:51

Minor production.

20/02/14 12:39:04

"That's another non-voter disposed of."

09/02/14 6:05:33

Eau de toilette.

17/01/14 13:38:20

lol --Annalise Samuel lapira

The following morning would find them defending their case of funfair dismissal.

16/11/13 20:06:12

Clever :-) --Chris Beach

"Dear Mr. Jxcfeunhfz. Your order of 1x uyfghkmbcdfih has been placed and will be with you soon".

09/06/21 12:28:07

The infectious smile of the Mona Lisa.

22/02/21 12:46:13

"Tatty bye".

14/10/20 4:22:23

Not all vicars are upright.

28/07/20 8:16:57

Hairstyle by Vidal Sasspoon.

18/12/19 8:08:34

"Hulk. Could you swop places with the invisible man please".

Suzi Cointreau.

04/05/19 17:33:46

14/06/18 11:19:36

"Yes. P*ss off you lanky Scotsman and take your f*ckin' bagpipes with you".

04/06/18 9:01:06

"Thank f*ck I've got 6 legs" thought the horse.

02/05/18 16:07:42

LOL! --Welsh Rarebit

"You could at least have levelled this table" grumbled the Angle of Death.

28/12/17 21:02:52

"That parrot must have had poor eyesight".

05/11/16 20:21:21

The 5 course meal was complete with aperitif.

13/06/16 22:36:32

"How the hell am I supposed to get my feet in there"?

05/05/16 21:13:05

"OK. Go and turn the tap on".

13/04/16 20:39:20

Another hardoned criminal is apprehended.

30/09/15 22:09:06

"You had better make sure she takes plastic".

06/05/15 9:17:27

"No Johnny. I said wax the Volvo".

18/04/21 7:12:59

"He has not had a license since 1987".

08/08/20 12:27:55