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Kenny Ireland
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04/08/19 9:54:15 |
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15/06/15 19:18:24 |
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17/06/18 8:35:49 |
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Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits. 27/08/14 5:38:03 |
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"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot". 28/02/19 10:05:00 |
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04/07/15 12:49:15 |
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This is inspired. --Dan Nicholls
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14/12/19 10:46:08 |
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"Dad would not let her wear a mini". 02/12/19 19:36:12 |
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They are just out stretching their legs. 04/06/18 7:35:41 |
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01/12/16 21:52:22 |
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"I've just taken off the petrol cap. I'm trying to run it on bee-pee". 26/08/16 11:14:06 |
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16/05/19 12:02:00 |
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16/03/19 15:34:30 |
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Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. 11/03/19 12:43:58 |
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Liz used to have a couple of pointers. 16/07/17 12:24:19 |
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07/08/15 12:55:15 |
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Gertrude the blind milkmaid would probably never find out why she was so popular. 29/03/14 20:16:54 |
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She might get smallcox --Mark England
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15/06/18 14:46:21 |
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Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers. 08/01/20 8:38:42 |
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12/05/18 9:25:09 |
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06/08/17 8:37:15 |
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17/11/16 9:31:16 |
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30/09/15 21:07:27 |
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05/05/19 19:02:02 |
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06/01/17 16:11:13 |
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04/02/16 20:35:11 |
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Amazon wish to apologise for the delay in delivery of your ovulation fertility kit. 02/02/16 17:33:33 |
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apologise. Great caption btw. --Leroy Brown
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"Just one more payment and it will be all ours". 01/10/15 19:10:32 |
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08/11/14 18:41:33 |
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After being neutered we are left with an adder that can't multiply. 04/10/14 21:42:43 |
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"Hold it there. I see the offending leaf". 07/12/19 13:56:46 |
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Is the one on the right supposed to be Fred Astare ? 14/07/17 11:25:44 |
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29/10/15 20:01:37 |
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The shopkeeper liked Johnny Cash. 25/06/15 21:56:11 |
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09/01/15 10:18:39 |
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30/06/19 19:22:02 |
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25/03/19 21:07:01 |
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25/03/19 20:00:35 |
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22/03/19 12:13:50 |
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Council inundated with complaints after fitting energy saving bulbs to changing rooms. 01/01/18 18:09:07 |
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"Did you remember to change the phone setting from BC to AD"? 26/12/17 9:07:03 |
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05/09/17 12:08:06 |
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A greater than expected crowd attended Craig Eddie's welcome on board party. 30/07/17 14:47:45 |
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In black and white. ( no calor ) 19/07/17 20:08:44 |
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"Police suspect man of grooming". 25/05/16 4:24:21 |
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William had often talked about topping himself. 30/03/16 13:30:44 |
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"It was supposed to be Bo Peep but we couldn't get the staff". 25/11/15 14:08:36 |
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05/11/15 12:07:25 |
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"Waiter. - I ordered a bottle of Pils and a glass. 15/02/15 14:49:52 |
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Discharged seamen not allowed. 29/01/20 22:18:42 |
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North Korea prepare the helipad for the visit by Trump. 22/12/19 8:22:21 |
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26/06/19 11:49:58 |
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19/04/19 11:21:29 |
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Now that I see it, it is so obviously right - but it took over 20 minutes for anybody to come up with it! --Molly R
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06/01/18 12:01:50 |
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"These are some of the best books I've ever come across". 24/06/17 20:42:06 |
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Undoubtedly --sandeep chahal
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18/02/17 21:05:14 |
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31/10/16 15:32:27 |
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Nod to the Spireites --Mr Dome
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08/04/16 8:00:07 |
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The girls used to have hourglass figures. 31/12/15 9:51:20 |
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...and it turns into a purse when it gets cold. 22/12/15 17:38:41 |
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Space hopper's offspring is confirmed as bouncing baby girl. 11/10/13 22:06:51 |
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20/02/14 12:39:04 |
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"That's another non-voter disposed of." 09/02/14 6:05:33 |
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17/01/14 13:38:20 |
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lol --Annalise Samuel lapira
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The following morning would find them defending their case of funfair dismissal. 16/11/13 20:06:12 |
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Clever :-) --Chris Beach
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18/12/19 8:08:34 |
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04/05/19 16:33:46 |
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"Hulk. Could you swop places with the invisible man please". 14/06/18 10:19:36 |
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"Yes. P*ss off you lanky Scotsman and take your f*ckin' bagpipes with you". 04/06/18 8:01:06 |
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"Thank f*ck I've got 6 legs" thought the horse. 02/05/18 15:07:42 |
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LOL! --Welsh Rarebit
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"You could at least have levelled this table" grumbled the Angle of Death. 28/12/17 21:02:52 |
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"That parrot must have had poor eyesight". 05/11/16 20:21:21 |
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The 5 course meal was complete with aperitif. 13/06/16 21:36:32 |
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"How the hell am I supposed to get my feet in there"? 05/05/16 20:13:05 |
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13/04/16 19:39:20 |
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Another hardoned criminal is apprehended. 30/09/15 21:09:06 |
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"You had better make sure she takes plastic". 06/05/15 8:17:27 |
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"If the repair man does not come soon I'm going to start walking". 28/07/19 8:32:20 |
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02/06/19 19:19:55 |
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12/04/19 19:56:40 |
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31/03/19 11:49:59 |
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30/08/18 19:55:30 |
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Should she not be wearing a creche helmet ? 22/07/18 19:29:18 |
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It was within the queens power to have them beeheaded. 30/06/17 22:10:51 |
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01/03/17 21:31:40 |
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08/09/16 11:13:58 |
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"You can buy the cigarettes at the kiosk, Sir". 23/07/16 11:55:59 |
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Ironically it's a blind corner. 26/05/16 19:28:07 |
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...on "See Street." --Greg Curtis
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Wait for the little green man. 04/04/16 13:37:37 |
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17/03/16 10:07:10 |
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"Amazon wish to apologize for the delayed delivery of your new cot". 20/01/16 5:28:50 |
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14/12/15 4:57:33 |
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Bar prices are fixed. No Haglers. 16/11/15 14:11:25 |
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...well, first you Hearns it, then Eubanks it.. --Mr Dome
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Amazon have a strict policy on associates having snacks in their fulfillment centers. 30/10/15 12:08:13 |
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'Fulfillment Center'? - nice to see Amazon have a sense of humour. --Tony Busby
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25/06/15 20:36:07 |
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12/03/15 20:48:17 |
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14/11/14 20:16:37 |
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07/02/14 9:01:56 |
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Blind John had his own way of telling which way his care worker was facing. 29/11/13 13:16:01 |
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There were probably better ways to to tell if the dog poo bin was full. 20/10/13 21:16:46 |
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19/01/20 8:25:15 |
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"Yes Mrs. Richards. Your room DOES have a sea view". 08/04/19 14:48:07 |
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"That were a big girl. Her with the pram." 27/03/19 12:36:10 |
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Brilliant use of the Northern dialect. Simple but very effective. --Karyn Harrison
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23/01/19 6:47:30 |
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01/01/19 20:20:10 |
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23/06/18 7:09:44 |
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12/12/17 20:47:34 |
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03/12/17 21:41:44 |
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12/11/17 20:17:13 |
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Another Glastonbury festival and Sue tries to find her tent. 04/07/17 5:07:12 |
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The bakery also made a good turnover. 12/11/16 11:04:20 |
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08/09/16 11:09:53 |
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"Bar now re-opened. Thanks for your support". 26/05/16 11:07:24 |
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25/01/16 8:36:05 |
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27/06/15 14:23:28 |
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"Put that shirt back on. Your making an exhibition of yourself". 19/06/15 11:20:11 |
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23/11/14 23:03:14 |
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07/07/14 19:59:10 |
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22/12/19 13:21:48 |
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Hannah could create a stir at any party. 18/12/19 8:21:54 |
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Santa could be coming early this year. 01/12/19 17:46:02 |
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"You. Stop shouting "don't panic"". 27/06/19 11:13:47 |
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14/05/19 14:52:58 |
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I tried but it's still not working --Mr Dome
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01/04/19 19:19:51 |
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18/01/18 9:39:01 |
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29/12/17 10:29:58 |
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26/12/17 12:01:27 |
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12/12/17 5:09:37 |
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04/12/17 22:22:07 |
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"Hello. Is that the police? Someone has stolen my phone". 22/09/17 10:36:48 |
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"These wipes are not complimentary". 04/09/17 16:46:47 |
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05/08/17 20:35:45 |
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21/07/17 14:10:56 |
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13/07/17 12:55:03 |
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This one smells like my ring finger. 14/04/17 21:15:46 |
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lol! --Welsh Rarebit
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11/01/17 17:47:28 |
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22/12/16 8:19:25 |
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"Fancy a game of killer pool?" 02/09/16 7:08:36 |
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16/06/16 12:56:34 |
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OK. --Kenny Ireland
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25/04/16 16:37:18 |
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30/03/16 19:22:16 |
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London Transport have announced that they will reduce the shutter speed of their bus lane cameras. 19/11/15 12:30:26 |
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28/09/15 21:29:46 |
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26/08/15 4:43:39 |
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09/07/15 22:32:23 |
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...where you can choose your mates. 25/06/15 22:24:17 |
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"Hooray. My bottom set of teeth are ready for collection". 07/05/15 21:10:49 |
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04/05/15 21:00:34 |
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30/04/15 12:12:01 |
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"If you break your leg, don't come running to me". 09/01/15 10:17:46 |
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The design of the spoiler was a key issue. 17/11/14 6:34:49 |
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15/11/14 22:27:11 |
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12/02/14 21:12:55 |
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"Hey! Do I look like a cat burglar?" 05/12/13 21:44:05 |
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"Sleepwalker gets budgie stolen." 07/11/13 18:26:35 |
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28/09/14 7:50:04 |
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We've got a moving staircase in our house as well but the surveyer called it dry rot. 26/09/14 7:24:19 |
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Must have given you a sinking feeling. --Boycie
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08/08/14 23:33:32 |
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The firemen were able to save part of the building. 15/06/14 19:44:06 |
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She was only the roadlayer's daughter but she would go anywhere to get her asphalt. 29/11/13 13:06:39 |
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"The topless bar was also a disappointment". 12/01/20 7:27:54 |
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The bottomless drinks were a disappointment too. All the glasses had a bottom on them. --Willie Johnson
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22/12/19 20:16:37 |
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"Bloody weirdo. Last time he came in a Jiffy". 20/12/19 3:36:01 |
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Jeremy would spend the remainder of his years in insulation. 20/12/19 3:29:14 |
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The survey said that on the whole it was very good. 09/08/19 15:35:12 |
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19/05/19 8:39:22 |
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19/05/19 3:58:04 |
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Is that a real bunny or is it a wind-up. 22/04/19 8:38:28 |
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James met his death in a roundabout way. 17/04/19 11:36:16 |
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Bloody Basingstoke. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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29/03/19 9:31:55 |
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30/06/18 20:37:37 |
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13/05/18 21:16:24 |
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06/01/18 13:20:56 |
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27/12/17 20:14:24 |
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Still life. (but probably not much) 18/05/17 22:18:34 |
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12/05/17 11:13:21 |
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10/03/17 12:18:55 |
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19/01/17 20:05:54 |
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"Did you eat the Pears ?" asked her mother. 18/11/16 9:07:04 |
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Another Michael Barrymore party doomed to failure. 02/09/16 7:09:56 |
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"The boys just call her Auntie Gravity". 28/08/16 18:31:29 |
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"OK you've got the job. The previous applicants stood on the stool". 15/08/16 8:58:19 |
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It is sometimes difficult to remove wedding rings at the mortuary. 30/06/16 9:57:06 |
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Jimmy Savile managed it okay. --Darthey Bussell
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Never buy jigsaws from a charity shop. 17/06/16 7:44:55 |
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20/05/16 11:06:26 |
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31/03/16 11:30:12 |
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29/03/16 22:30:01 |
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It was a big mistake asking Sally to toss him off. 19/02/16 13:37:29 |
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18/02/16 14:19:58 |
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Keith Harris would eventually yield to his protesters. 02/02/16 23:06:42 |
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Do not let babies play with hacksaw blades. 29/12/15 8:43:17 |
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29/10/15 17:18:59 |
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17/07/15 9:26:26 |
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10/01/15 21:30:23 |
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It's going to be a 'braw bricht moonlicht nicht' if he don't get a move on down the glen. --Bad Boy Dennis.
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Now that I see it, it is so obviously right - but it took over 20 minutes for anybody to come up with it!
11:58am
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Harvey Davidson. [Kenny Ireland]
"Clever!"
;-)
3:24pm
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(nod to 10:59:10) [Kenny Ireland]
I tried but it's still not working
6:12am
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(nod to 10:59:10) [Kenny Ireland]
Appears to be working well now. Placed all 3 supervotes and able to remove without encountering any problems.
7:41am
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(nod to 10:59:10) [Kenny Ireland]
Banger? But I don't even know her.
3:30am
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Banger racing. [Kenny Ireland]
(...and an alternative passage.)
2:47pm
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Amos 4:12 would seem to be a passage from the bible aimed at men who prefer hims. [Kenny Ireland]
It's starting to feel a lot like Christmas
12:58pm
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"You won't find the baubles there". [Kenny Ireland]
Yeah, it was totally false advertising. It had a ceiling.
8:15am
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"The topless bar was also a disappointment". [Kenny Ireland]
The bottomless drinks were a disappointment too. All the glasses had a bottom on them.
9:00am
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"The topless bar was also a disappointment". [Kenny Ireland]
... or J Major anyway.
1:45pm
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Is the one on the right trying to look like a Major? [Kenny Ireland]