Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline

15/01/20 20:00:30

"Are you stalking me?"

15/01/20 20:31:05

I know your type, one blow and then you scatter.

15/01/20 20:27:23

She always picks weedy blokes

15/01/20 20:00:21

His costume is impressive - I like the ginger woman who has come as a parking meter even better.

15/01/20 20:56:23

Dandelion, the Witch, and the War in the road.

15/01/20 20:19:12

Dandy Leon

15/01/20 20:00:08

Asterfarian

15/01/20 20:00:03

Louby Lou and Ben from the Flower Pot Men meet up for a possible remake of Brief Encounter

15/01/20 21:09:23

Blow forth and multiply.

15/01/20 20:26:46

She decided she was going to Round-up her ex lovers.

15/01/20 20:05:13

What a seedy looking character!

15/01/20 20:00:45

Desperately trying to think of a caption that has no cheap and nasty sexual references has made the blood rush to my head.

15/01/20 20:00:45

''Save your breath, luv. It's 8.00pm.''

15/01/20 20:00:43

Initially Tony welcomed a blow job however he never got to plant his seeds.

15/01/20 21:29:15

"Give us a kiss , you dandy lion!"

15/01/20 21:21:05

And the Green Party wonder why they struggle with providing the next Prime Minister.

15/01/20 21:14:18

The Dandelion King

15/01/20 20:24:26

"Do you like my pistil, babe?"
"Yes Dave and I like your style!"

15/01/20 20:14:13

Florets Nightingale

15/01/20 20:13:32

Match.com. Even weeds find love.

15/01/20 20:11:32

Desperate for some drugs, Mary was so disappointed when she met Dave, after she'd been told he does a really mean weed.

15/01/20 20:09:22

''Why don't you buy yourself a bloody watch?''

15/01/20 20:07:45

he's a late bloomer

15/01/20 20:05:40

"Thanks for the blow job. I hope you don't mind if my seed goes everywhere."

15/01/20 20:00:10

Taking a woman's flower followed by a blowjob? Oh, to be young again.

15/01/20 20:00:09

Hey, you dandy lion, I wanna blow you!

15/01/20 20:00:04

Side effects of Rogaine

17/01/20 2:36:26

"I never thought I'd heart myself say this, but could you just stop blowing me for while?"

16/01/20 16:45:57

Bet he has a right stalk on there!

16/01/20 14:51:36

You could see he was seriously blown away by her!

16/01/20 11:52:27

“Weed d’people....”

16/01/20 2:59:10

Hey lady blow me!

16/01/20 2:07:43

If at first you don't suck seed, try and try again.

16/01/20 1:18:14

Blow me away

16/01/20 1:02:49

Lady, you can blow my son when he's matured a little bit

15/01/20 22:55:45

Clarice's pollen allergy began to kick into overdrive.

15/01/20 21:30:19

He's already gone to seed. See you later pollinator.

15/01/20 21:14:13

Dandelion and beard shock

15/01/20 21:08:09

Afrodisiac

15/01/20 20:31:24

"You look trustworthy, do I have spinach stuck in my teeth?"

15/01/20 20:19:20

The things men will do for sex

15/01/20 20:16:32

Watching Extinction Rebellion re-enact scenes from The Crown was the last thing I needed on my morning commute.

15/01/20 20:15:28

He has to dress like this he's going out with a green piece

15/01/20 20:15:26

Mother nature's son

15/01/20 20:12:36

"What's up, Burdock?"

15/01/20 20:10:40

Punk Clocker

15/01/20 20:06:41

"Plucker up!"

15/01/20 20:06:28

''Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise''

15/01/20 20:05:33

Dandelion and a bird that loves cock.

15/01/20 20:03:05

Kate couldn't resist a man with a big clock.

15/01/20 20:01:25

Amsterdam is quite open, quite often I get blown in the streets!

15/01/20 20:00:12