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Crunchy Chords
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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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"Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." Thu 20:00:09 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." Thu 20:02:10 |
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 15:37:25 |
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Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 12:54:50 |
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If you X me, they should be more concerned about that building that’s about to tip over.... Wed 22:28:02 |
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Day tripper? --Dave Bryan
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He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox
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May the farce be with you. --stone face
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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“Looks like this is the end of the line.” 31/10/18 20:00:36 |
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On the plus side, she can 16/05/18 21:18:39 |
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My solution is to simply feed the grain to the pig and the pig to the fox. --Michael Winner
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Tourists are always buying tacky Sovereignirs. 02/10/19 20:52:56 |
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'Oh thank God! I imagined much worse when you said you had sunburned spots under your helmet.' 26/07/19 15:16:59 |
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...that was when I realised that one Jelly baby had fallen off my shoulder. :-) --Glyn Evans
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"They've always had a head for numbers." 15/11/17 20:31:02 |
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The Changing of the Garb is brilliant on its own, drop the rest :) --Michael Winner
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Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions. 08/05/19 18:43:43 |
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His last wish was to put his face between two baps. 19/11/18 20:01:30 |
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At least he died smiling! --Karyn Harrison
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LOL! That takes me back half a century to my teenage years, when my friends and I all had long hair, Christine Keeler-style, and a couple of half-pints would overset us. Holding a friend's hair back while she called for Ruth and Hughie was a co... --Molly R
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"If I eat both it might make me Sikh." 14/10/18 17:40:24 |
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By cloning himself Dobby could take turns working 1 day and taking 5 days off. Tue 20:02:53 |
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'That'll do, Pink. That'll do.' 02/10/19 8:01:57 |
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Norway can you do that --Mr Dome
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"John, get rid of this old thing and replace it with one of those new bags that look like a fish." 29/07/19 15:19:56 |
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Clearly she's been enjoying his package, and he's been enjoying her box. 30/06/19 20:00:07 |
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“Just wait 'til they see you…. Who's the ugly duckling now? 25/04/19 20:00:37 |
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“Take me home, Nigel, I don't think I'll be needing you in the bedroom any more.” 18/03/19 20:01:57 |
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"Where's MY billowing red skirt?" 05/06/18 20:03:09 |
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Ha! ...Clever. --J Gaskill
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"Yes Ukraine"
7:13pm
comment on caption:
My grandad later came to regret copying the facial hair
of nationalist world leaders he admired.
Fortunately my brothers and I have chosen haircuts:
The Putin, the Trump,and the Johnson styles
will forever be adored by history. [Crunchy Chords]
"But can Iraq your world?"
7:14pm
comment on caption:
My grandad later came to regret copying the facial hair
of nationalist world leaders he admired.
Fortunately my brothers and I have chosen haircuts:
The Putin, the Trump,and the Johnson styles
will forever be adored by history. [Crunchy Chords]
Norway can you do that
12:28am
comment on caption:
My grandad later came to regret copying the facial hair
of nationalist world leaders he admired.
Fortunately my brothers and I have chosen haircuts:
The Putin, the Trump,and the Johnson styles
will forever be adored by history. [Crunchy Chords]
https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/7nnNwOf1xXA8d7upd1-0Fmk3wmM=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F683466%2Fb910c249-f3a1-426c-ba49-f85e135c7dc1.jpg
9:42pm
comment on caption:
"Step out of the vehicle now, sir."
"Is there a problem, Constable?"
"Problem? PROBLEM?
You're a SNOW Trooper driving
a Tatooine Desert Landspeeder!
Yeah, I'd say there's a problem!!!"
[Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 12:00:38, of course!
7:31pm
comment on caption:
"We're too late," said the Ghostbusters. "The teddy bear picnic has already been slimed." [Crunchy Chords]
Just voted for the same themed caption timestamped an hour later, so a vote here too.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
"Right. After I've dropped you off on the other side, I'll go back for the fox and the grain; it's all part of my plan." [Crunchy Chords]
Cheers, James.
9:06pm
comment on caption:
"Right. After I've dropped you off on the other side, I'll go back for the fox and the grain; it's all part of my plan." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 9:58:56
4:23pm
comment on caption:
Maths for Dummies [Crunchy Chords]
My solution is to simply feed the grain to the pig and the pig to the fox.
4:58pm
comment on caption:
"Right. After I've dropped you off on the other side, I'll go back for the fox and the grain; it's all part of my plan." [Crunchy Chords]
Haha! Brilliant, outside-the-box thinking, Michael.
8:00pm
comment on caption:
"Right. After I've dropped you off on the other side, I'll go back for the fox and the grain; it's all part of my plan." [Crunchy Chords]