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caption quota: 44
caption votes given since joining: 18,807
comment quota: 12
comment votes given since joining: 1,754
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26/04/19 14:59:11 |
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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05/09/18 20:00:08 |
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07/02/18 15:38:41 |
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05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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08/09/18 8:00:18 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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27/02/19 20:01:35 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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20/09/18 8:00:11 |
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08/08/18 20:03:17 |
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29/07/18 8:00:42 |
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19/09/21 20:00:38 |
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23/10/19 20:04:37 |
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30/09/19 20:00:07 |
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09/03/19 20:00:12 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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Wed 20:00:46 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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26/07/22 20:20:47, edited: 05/08/22 1:14:36 |
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16/01/22 16:24:15 |
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18/11/21 20:55:47 |
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11/07/21 20:00:09 |
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27/09/20 8:01:14 |
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01/07/20 8:00:07 |
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs.
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08/06/20 20:00:08 |
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03/01/20 20:24:42 |
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28/04/19 20:00:25 |
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25/04/19 20:00:10 |
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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04/08/22 20:02:06 |
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19/06/22 20:00:18 |
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26/01/22 20:01:25 |
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16/11/21 20:00:20 |
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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14/09/21 20:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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19/08/21 20:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out?
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03/09/20 8:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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06/05/20 20:00:44 |
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04/10/19 8:00:07 |
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25/09/19 20:03:28 |
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14/08/18 20:01:49 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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30/01/21 20:00:04 |
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23/01/21 20:00:31 |
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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22/09/20 20:00:07 |
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03/09/20 8:00:07 |
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09/08/20 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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04/08/20 14:54:21 |
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11/05/20 20:00:09 |
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26/04/20 20:00:47 |
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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02/01/20 8:40:16 |
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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06/10/19 16:22:48 |
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30/07/18 20:00:09 |
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20/07/18 9:47:54 |
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08/05/18 20:09:11 |
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15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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03/07/22 20:01:58 |
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04/04/22 20:02:15 |
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29/03/22 20:14:58 |
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13/08/21 20:18:25 |
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29/12/20 20:00:11 |
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28/11/20 20:03:43 |
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"I just wanna bee some body."
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23/11/20 1:20:32 |
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02/12/19 20:00:08 |
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05/05/19 20:00:06 |
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09/04/19 20:00:48 |
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"I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day." 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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17/10/18 8:11:48 |
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06/09/18 20:01:53 |
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08/09/22 20:00:25 |
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"Sorry, mate, we just pour the concrete. Moving traffic cones is outside our job description." 30/08/22 20:34:15 |
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23/08/22 20:00:47 |
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22/06/22 20:13:07 |
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Fill with helium and release on Ascension Day. 21/04/22 20:01:13 |
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29/03/22 20:02:23 |
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28/03/22 20:00:13 |
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Tired of all the 10/10/21 20:00:09 |
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07/10/21 20:00:07 |
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13/03/21 20:01:50 |
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18/10/20 20:00:13 |
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Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way.
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Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 20:00:07 |
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12/08/20 20:01:48 |
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Berry good
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27/07/20 15:07:59 |
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24/08/19 8:00:09 |
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20/08/19 20:23:59 |
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20/03/19 20:01:09 |
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24/12/18 9:18:46 |
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Boys are bad news, she should avoid them all. Girls are a much safer bet as our daughter will be completely safe. See, girls have no ability whatsoever to be violent like boys are. Girls are filled with elegance and grace, they stay away from naughty stuff like violence.
8:12am
comment on caption:
"Our daughter is a right tomboy, so we needn't worry about boys being too interested in her." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:17 four seconds earlier
8:14pm
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"Here at Facebook/Meta, we are all having so much human fun, here is a picture of me with other humans having much human fun." [Crunchy Chords]
Took me a while to get the meaning of this but once I did, it was worth a vote.
6:33pm
comment on caption:
"It's George Senior and George Junior."
"And the third one?"
"Kate." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to Sun 20:00:07
12:21pm
comment on caption:
"... And then he tried to screw my mouth!"
"Shocking!" [Crunchy Chords]
You're juicing that now 🤣
8:49pm
comment on caption:
🎵 I want to rind my bicycle 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Oh My Cod!
8:07pm
comment on caption:
"I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale."
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"Salmon?"
"Mine."
"And are the prawns yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish." [Crunchy Chords]
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"You haddock crap ton a while ago."
(*We're going to "Mine." this for all it's worth.)
8:27pm
comment on caption:
"I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale."
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"Salmon?"
"Mine."
"And are the prawns yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish." [Crunchy Chords]
Groan
8:34pm
comment on caption:
"I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale."
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"Salmon?"
"Mine."
"And are the prawns yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish." [Crunchy Chords]
It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you.
(* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
9:29pm
comment on caption:
"I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale."
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"Salmon?"
"Mine."
"And are the prawns yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish." [Crunchy Chords]
You're talking pollocks
11:02pm
comment on caption:
"I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale."
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"Salmon?"
"Mine."
"And are the prawns yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish." [Crunchy Chords]