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Crunchy Chords
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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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 07/02/18 15:38:41 |
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 08/09/18 7:00:18 |
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 08/08/18 19:03:17 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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 30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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 14/08/18 19:01:49 |
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 30/07/18 19:00:09 |
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 20/07/18 8:47:54 |
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 08/05/18 19:09:11 |
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 15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 14:29:43 |
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 17/10/18 7:11:48 |
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 06/09/18 19:01:53 |
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 24/12/18 9:18:46 |
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18/10/18 19:06:01 |
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 05/06/18 19:00:17 |
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 28/08/17 13:47:10 |
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 25/01/18 8:05:57 |
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 21/01/18 20:47:55 |
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 31/10/17 20:00:45 |
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 02/09/17 14:37:25 |
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10/02/19 8:00:31 |
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 22/12/18 8:02:13 |
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 19/10/18 19:00:40 |
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The Hound of the FasterThrills 13/01/19 20:01:14 |
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06/01/19 20:00:41 |
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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“Looks like this is the end of the line.” 31/10/18 20:00:36 |
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more captions
Salty!
8:08pm
comment on caption:
Cornered-beef [Crunchy Chords]
(Nod to all the other leaf punsters!)
8:01pm
comment on caption:
As an umbrella it Leaves much to be desired.
[Crunchy Chords]
Nods to the countless captioneers who have kept this running gag going for so long.
8:07pm
comment on caption:
Blah, blah, Gulliver.
[Crunchy Chords]
(Nod to https://www.caption.me/464462 of course.)
8:13pm
comment on caption:
Now it's Pierced Vase man! [Crunchy Chords]
Nod (and vote) to a very different chopper at 8:04:00.
:^)
8:34am
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Last-minute Christmas chopper [Crunchy Chords]
Nods to the other chandelier puns
8:02pm
comment on caption:
Shanda knew that some men came to the parade for the float views, but most came for the Shanda leers. [Crunchy Chords]
(Nod to 12:01:07 and other Elton homages)
3:06pm
comment on caption:
🎵 “Caaan you Keel the love tonight…” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Nods to 12:00:06 and 12:51:42.
6:21pm
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“I will have my Scone Army execute Order 66 to kill all the Cheddar!” [Crunchy Chords]
...that was when I realised that one Jelly baby had fallen off my shoulder.
8:30am
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I rubbed my eyes and looked back into the mirror: the devilish figure on my shoulder was still there but the angel… was gone. [Crunchy Chords]
(Nods to Lynne Truss, etc.)
8:04am
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“One bleeding typo and now I'm a gun-obsessed joke doing a runner.” [Crunchy Chords]