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Crunchy Chords
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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, the company must now try to sell 100 boxes of Kellogg's All-Bra. 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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"Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs. --Glyn Evans
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Not surprisingly, Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. Sun 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 15:37:25 |
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If only he had time to repair it... --Stephen Bean
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Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo
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Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 12:54:50 |
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Captioneers reacted positively to 19/10/18 20:00:40 |
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Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
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"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave. 27/07/20 20:00:38 |
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And if you could, I don't think I'd want to. --Willie Johnson
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"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her…" 31/01/20 20:07:25 |
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This would work better in my opinion if you shortened it to 'Beware of the bog'. --Karyn Harrison
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Day tripper? --Dave Bryan
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He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox
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May the farce be with you. --stone face
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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“Looks like this is the end of the line.” 31/10/18 20:00:36 |
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On the plus side, she can 16/05/18 21:18:39 |
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Dear the people of the United States, If you don't like the way things are, why not change it? - Is going backwards really the way forwards? - I'd weigh up your options and figure the best course of action. The American Constitution ... --Glyn Evans
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The sex is good, but people give us nasty looks when I take her on a date. 27/06/20 8:22:19 |
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Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes. --Willie Johnson
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"We're not taking any more of your sh*t." 20/01/20 20:04:22 |
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Yes, it's only when you see it on a mobile that you can see what it says. --Welsh Rarebit
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"My boyfriend is fun, but sometimes he's a bit of a pain in the arse." 16/10/19 20:00:10 |
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Nurses were so funny way back in 2019 before the PPE shortage and, you know, all the death. 05/08/20 15:17:30 |
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That's nice, but The Sun's "Save the boob tube" campaign has a Bring Back the Belly button. 28/07/20 20:13:39 |
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Only Mary Poppins was capable of holding a proper wake for Uncle Albert. 12/07/20 18:27:16 |
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Things were not going well at Nosferatu's stand-up debut. 09/07/20 20:06:37 |
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Done and done. --Willie Johnson
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"You hate washing the car?" 04/07/20 20:00:07 |
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"Every time she kisses me I get hard." 12/04/20 20:00:08 |
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"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?" 30/03/20 20:00:29 |
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🎵 The long and winding road, that leads to your back door 🎵 09/03/20 14:53:23 |
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If you found that challenging you ought to try milking an almond! --Karyn Harrison
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"Yippie Ki Yew, motherf*cker." 22/12/19 20:18:53 |
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"Great Scott, Marty, you're back! And my time machine also does sex changes!" 02/12/19 14:37:36 |
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My solution is to simply feed the grain to the pig and the pig to the fox. --Michael Winner
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'Oh thank God! I imagined much worse when you said you had sunburned spots under your helmet.' 26/07/19 15:16:59 |
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...that was when I realised that one Jelly baby had fallen off my shoulder. :-) --Glyn Evans
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Dear France,
You're right, of course. The problem is that instead of a parliamentary and/or proportional representation system, the American Constitution uses a winner-take-all system wherein the most extremist lawmakers of each of the two entrenched parties are promoted from the primaries, resulting in lawmaking bodies that are in a constant state of uncompromising deadlock. And that in turn makes it almost impossible to change the constitution.
Oh, btw you all might want to try a more reliable form of communication, or at least learn about oceanic currents, this is Germany.
Viel glück, meine Freunde.
4:32pm
comment on caption:
Dear England,
Things didn't quite work out as we
had hoped. Please take us back.
Love,
The people of the United States
[Crunchy Chords]
Still? After 30 years?
8:19pm
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The scariest film of 2050 was the Donald Trump documentary. [Crunchy Chords]
(Nods to 20:00:30 and similar innuendos)
11:48pm
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Yeh, I remember when MY roommate and I decided to watch our first porn film.... [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 8:28:44, just saw it
4:38pm
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"Quick, Marty, get in! We've got to save the future! Biff is a corrupt casino billionaire who's running for President, and DeLoreans turn out to be pieces of sh*t." [Crunchy Chords]
Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor?
8:32am
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"Quick, Marty, get in! We've got to save the future! Biff is a corrupt casino billionaire who's running for President, and DeLoreans turn out to be pieces of sh*t." [Crunchy Chords]
Nods to 20:00:05 and all the other Sandy puns
8:04pm
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Looks like Morrissey's been covered again by Sandy Shore. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 12:05:49
3:20pm
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"If you had told me when I was a boy that I'd win a Nobel prize for playing with my erections…" [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:21, just seen.
8:04pm
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"You, Jane. ...Me, Johnny Vise-molar." [Crunchy Chords]
Welcome to the Trumpian future. That'll be £20,000 please.
6:26pm
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"So let me get this straight: you and your fellow ‘surgeons’ are going to extract nine of my organs, the ‘Operation’ will last about twenty minutes, and I’LL BE AWAKE THE ENTIRE TIME?" [Crunchy Chords]
He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
10:13am
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Not surprisingly, Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. [Crunchy Chords]