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Crunchy Chords

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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner

Cornered-beef

30/11/18 20:01:06

Salty! --Scrappy Doo

"Dont stand so close to me!" - The Police

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clever

15/11/17 20:46:14

“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.”

25/10/18 14:29:43

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"Mum, will you leave the landing light on tonight?"

06/09/18 19:01:53

creative

I'm all packed for our romantic weekend: my girlfriend said to buy her a sexy teddy and some dirty toys....

18/10/18 19:06:01

lol

Now theres a man who can conduct himself

05/06/18 19:00:17

The Internet allows people to ignore each other at speeds that were previously unimaginable.

28/08/17 13:47:10

James tried to cheer up his running partner. His wife had left him a Dijon letter.

25/01/18 8:05:57

“It looks like some sort of jellyfish…” “Thomas, do you have to stick your lighter up everythings arse?”

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For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby.

02/09/17 14:37:25

"Nah dude, not tall, I said I would get you high".

15/08/17 7:08:21

Archeologists concluded he was probably receiving felatio when Vesuvius erupted.

19/10/18 19:00:40

clever

05/09/18 19:17:12

♪ Sisters are doing it for their selfies ♪

27/08/18 19:20:45

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“Looks like this is the end of the line.”

31/10/18 20:00:36

Introducing the new cheese and bunion flavour Wotsits.

12/10/18 19:01:20

13/08/18 19:04:52

Tune in next week when our experimental chef tackles TV dinners.

27/07/18 19:03:07

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 19:00:11

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Ive tried, but hes more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 13:44:44

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It was running fine until Dave put it into cruise control.

15/04/17 7:19:03

Chariots of Fired

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Due to a typo, Noah built an enormous shark.

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Ironing broad

30/04/17 14:30:55

Ready, Teddy, Blow!

27/11/18 20:00:33

He's got the right idea. And the left.

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25/10/18
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🎼 “O, Can-nabis!” 🎶🇨🇦 [Crunchy Chords]

LOL! That takes me back half a century to my teenage years, when my friends and I all had long hair, Christine Keeler-style, and a couple of half-pints would overset us. Holding a friend's hair back while she called for Ruth and Hughie was a common occurrence!