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27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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26/04/19 13:59:11 |
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03/10/22 19:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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05/09/18 19:00:08 |
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07/02/18 15:38:41 |
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05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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08/09/18 7:00:18 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 19:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 7:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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27/02/19 20:01:35 |
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20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 19:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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20/09/18 7:00:11 |
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08/08/18 19:03:17 |
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29/07/18 7:00:42 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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19/09/21 19:00:38 |
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23/10/19 19:04:37 |
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30/09/19 19:00:07 |
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09/03/19 20:00:12 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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18/01/23 20:00:26 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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21/09/22 19:00:46, edited: 14/11/22 20:11:42 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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26/07/22 19:20:47, edited: 05/08/22 0:14:36 |
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16/01/22 16:24:15 |
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18/11/21 20:55:47 |
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11/07/21 19:00:09 |
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27/09/20 7:01:14 |
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01/07/20 7:00:07 |
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs.
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08/06/20 19:00:08 |
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03/01/20 20:24:42 |
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28/04/19 19:00:25 |
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25/04/19 19:00:10 |
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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30/09/22 19:00:13 |
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04/08/22 19:02:06 |
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19/06/22 19:00:18 |
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26/01/22 20:01:25 |
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16/11/21 20:00:20 |
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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14/09/21 19:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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19/08/21 19:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out?
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03/09/20 7:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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06/05/20 19:00:44 |
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04/10/19 7:00:07 |
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25/09/19 19:03:28 |
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14/08/18 19:01:49 |
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23/09/22 19:07:02 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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30/01/21 20:00:04 |
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23/01/21 20:00:31 |
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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22/09/20 19:00:07 |
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03/09/20 7:00:07 |
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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04/08/20 13:54:21 |
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11/05/20 19:00:09 |
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26/04/20 19:00:47 |
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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02/01/20 8:40:16 |
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 19:02:10 |
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06/10/19 15:22:48 |
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30/07/18 19:00:09 |
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20/07/18 8:47:54 |
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08/05/18 19:09:11 |
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15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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05/12/22 20:01:16 |
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03/07/22 19:01:58 |
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04/04/22 19:02:15 |
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29/03/22 19:14:58 |
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13/08/21 19:18:25 |
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29/12/20 20:00:11 |
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28/11/20 20:03:43 |
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"I just wanna bee some body."
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23/11/20 1:20:32 |
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02/12/19 20:00:08 |
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05/05/19 19:00:06 |
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09/04/19 19:00:48 |
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"I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day." 25/10/18 14:29:43 |
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17/10/18 7:11:48 |
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06/09/18 19:01:53 |
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08/09/22 19:00:25 |
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30/08/22 19:34:15 |
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23/08/22 19:00:47 |
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22/06/22 19:13:07 |
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Fill with helium and release on Ascension Day. 21/04/22 19:01:13 |
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29/03/22 19:02:23 |
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28/03/22 19:00:13 |
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Tired of all the 10/10/21 19:00:09 |
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Use the word 'gotten' again and I'll have to send the boys round. They're pretty hungry right now and not in the best of moods. The word is 'got'. Your forthcoming apology is accepted in advance.
9:49pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
[Crunchy Chords]
Or would you prefer it if I sent the ladies round?
9:51pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
[Crunchy Chords]
You've gotten awful sense of humour
10:43pm
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"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
[Crunchy Chords]
Crikey Anon, please fact check before sending the boys around. "Gotten" is an acceptable form of the past participle of "get", and it is commonly used in America, Canada, and my home country, New Zealand. Sorry if it doesn't conform to your personal preference, but it is mine, and it isn't incorrect.
10:44pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
[Crunchy Chords]
Cheers, James, I almost didn't post the caption for precisely that reason! But then I realised, comedy doesn't always need to make scientific sense! So I incorporated the impossibility of it into the co-worker's questions. I'm glad it made you smile. (As for 'got' vs 'gotten', I enjoy hearing all the different ways that we use English. Go Kiwis!)
3:22pm
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"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
[Crunchy Chords]
I have to admit, I wouldn't have gotten the joke in the first place without the back and forth from you guys. Must be a sign of getting old. Thanks James, Mr. Dome et al. By the way, I didn't see "gotten" in the caption. Did you misspell it caption author?
9:12pm
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"How did the chicken manage to swallow the engagement ring in the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!"
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Slam Dunk!
8:34pm
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Ghosts take to the courts for the Bottomless Basketball Tournament. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:03:35
8:19pm
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Strong Enough to Take Your Job Away
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What if your job is taste testing liquor flavored mouthwash?
5:22am
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Strong Enough to Take Your Job Away
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Is his cat dead or alive?
Yes.
8:04pm
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"YES! I FEEL SO ALIVE!... oh, no, I am so dead," said Erwin's cat. [Crunchy Chords]