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Crunchy Chords
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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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"Gynaecologist?" 05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, the company must now try to sell 100 boxes of Kellogg's All-Bra. 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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"Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Help me, Formula-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." 27/09/20 8:01:14 |
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs. --Glyn Evans
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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Not surprisingly, Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. 09/08/20 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 20:00:07 |
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Berry good --Mr Dome
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"Wait! Where's my little Toto?" 30/09/20 8:38:33 |
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Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 15:37:25 |
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('Mustn't look down, mustn't look down,...') 30/08/20 20:00:25 |
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If only he had time to repair it... --Stephen Bean
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Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo
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Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 12:54:50 |
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Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
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"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave. 27/07/20 20:00:38 |
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And if you could, I don't think I'd want to. --Willie Johnson
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"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her…" 31/01/20 20:07:25 |
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This would work better in my opinion if you shortened it to 'Beware of the bog'. --Karyn Harrison
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Day tripper? --Dave Bryan
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He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox
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May the farce be with you. --stone face
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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“Looks like this is the end of the line.” 31/10/18 20:00:36 |
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On the plus side, she can 16/05/18 21:18:39 |
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"Do you sell hair gel?" Thu 20:00:09 |
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"Tigger, I'm quite certain this is not how you play Pooh Sticks." Wed 8:00:07 |
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“Merry Christmas!” 04/10/20 8:01:59 |
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I didn't notice it was missing until I saw this and checked! --Molly R
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01/10/20 20:00:18 |
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"F*ck off, crows!! Yeh motherf*ckin' c*nts!" 13/09/20 17:58:09 |
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Little known fact: BFG was a pansvestite. 24/08/20 20:13:33 |
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Dear the people of the United States, If you don't like the way things are, why not change it? - Is going backwards really the way forwards? - I'd weigh up your options and figure the best course of action. The American Constitution ... --Glyn Evans
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The sex is good, but people give us nasty looks when I take her on a date. 27/06/20 8:22:19 |
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Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes. --Willie Johnson
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"We're not taking any more of your sh*t." 20/01/20 20:04:22 |
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Yes, it's only when you see it on a mobile that you can see what it says. --Welsh Rarebit
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"My boyfriend is fun, but sometimes he's a bit of a pain in the arse." 16/10/19 20:00:10 |
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https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/7nnNwOf1xXA8d7upd1-0Fmk3wmM=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F683466%2Fb910c249-f3a1-426c-ba49-f85e135c7dc1.jpg --Scrijjy Doo
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"Turns out, Pooh bears are what Tiggers do best!" Wed 8:00:22 |
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Well played :) --James Lennox
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Nurses were so funny way back in 2019 before the PPE shortage and, you know, all the death. 05/08/20 15:17:30 |
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Done and done. --Willie Johnson
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"Every time she kisses me I get hard." 12/04/20 20:00:08 |
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"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?" 30/03/20 20:00:29 |
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more captions
Nod to 8:40:05
5:06pm
comment on caption:
These days it seems the whole world has a thumb up its bum. [Crunchy Chords]
Well played :)
10:17pm
comment on caption:
"(sigh)... This must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to Sat 19:31:03
6:49am
comment on caption:
"Now you come and say 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me 'Godfather'. You come into my house on the day my mother is to be married and you ask me to do murder... for Mummy." [Crunchy Chords]
I didn't notice it was missing until I saw this and checked!
8:07am
comment on caption:
“Merry Christmas!”
“What?”
“No 'L’!” [Crunchy Chords]
Cheers, Moy!
(;
4:31pm
comment on caption:
“Merry Christmas!”
“What?”
“No 'L’!” [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 8:00:59 and other relationship themed captions
3:10pm
comment on caption:
"It's just, I feel like our relationship has changed, Bill, like there's this chasm between us. You won't talk to me, you've stopped using your famous fish eye lens, ...and you've grown a tail." [Crunchy Chords]
https://ifunny.co/picture/look-at-the-size-of-my-new-tv-compared-to-F3QsgyD87
8:04pm
comment on caption:
"Don't you DARE use that internet meme about your TV being bigger than your dishwasher!" [Crunchy Chords]
Did you try plugging it in?
8:39pm
comment on caption:
You'll never forget that first night you brought her home, all sleek and sexy, ready to hook up, an evening of pure bliss on your sofa. You put your finger on that special button to get her turned on, and...
Nothing. ‘Oh, FFS, I thought I understood how all this worked.’
[Crunchy Chords]
Did you try turning her off and then turning her on again?
2:45am
comment on caption:
You'll never forget that first night you brought her home, all sleek and sexy, ready to hook up, an evening of pure bliss on your sofa. You put your finger on that special button to get her turned on, and...
Nothing. ‘Oh, FFS, I thought I understood how all this worked.’
[Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 8:02:23, just saw it.
8:05am
comment on caption:
"My wife says the reason I haven't caught anything is because it's low tide and the ocean is 200m away."
"Did you pretend to be surprised?"
[Crunchy Chords]