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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs. --Glyn Evans
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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Not surprisingly, Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. 09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 19:02:10 |
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"I just wanna bee some body." --Willie Johnson
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 14:29:43 |
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Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way. --Willie Johnson
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Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 19:00:07 |
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Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 14:37:25 |
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('Mustn't look down, mustn't look down,...') 30/08/20 19:00:25 |
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If only he had time to repair it... --Stephen Bean
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Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo
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Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 11:54:50 |
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I kept watch for several more minutes to make certain Mr Tibbles didn't float back to the surface. 05/12/20 20:00:14 |
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Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
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"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave. 27/07/20 19:00:38 |
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And if you could, I don't think I'd want to. --Willie Johnson
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"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her…" 31/01/20 20:07:25 |
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This would work better in my opinion if you shortened it to 'Beware of the bog'. --Karyn Harrison
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Day tripper? --Dave Bryan
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He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox
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May the farce be with you. --stone face
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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It's all fun and games until someone starts lighting farts. 02/01/21 20:10:07 |
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"Tigger, I'm quite certain this is not how you play Pooh Sticks." 14/10/20 7:00:07 |
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I didn't notice it was missing until I saw this and checked! --Molly R
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Little known fact: BFG was a pansvestite. 24/08/20 19:13:33 |
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Dear the people of the United States, If you don't like the way things are, why not change it? - Is going backwards really the way forwards? - I'd weigh up your options and figure the best course of action. The American Constitution ... --Glyn Evans
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Yes, it's only when you see it on a mobile that you can see what it says. --Welsh Rarebit
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"My boyfriend is fun, but sometimes he's a bit of a pain in the arse." 16/10/19 19:00:10 |
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"Turns out, Pooh bears are what Tiggers do best!" 14/10/20 7:00:22 |
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He's been standing there without a bathroom break fart too long.
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Parp Francis [Crunchy Chords]
"I loves you, BetSteve..."
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The tragic story of one dog's online gambling addiction:
Corgi and Bets
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Great film 🤭
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"...Bueller?..." [Crunchy Chords]
The waves of Covid?
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🎵...In our yellow Submarine,
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Shark-ingested waders [Crunchy Chords]
"I just wanna bee some body."
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Beesome [Crunchy Chords]
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The Wassailing Dead [Crunchy Chords]
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"I have a second brain in my tail."
"That's nothing. My mum says when I grow up I'll have a second brain in my willy."
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Price reduced for quick sail. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 13:05:46 for the setup
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That's not Daltree, looks more like Ent-whistle. [Crunchy Chords]