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26/04/19 14:59:11 |
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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05/09/18 20:00:08 |
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07/02/18 15:38:41 |
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05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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08/09/18 8:00:18 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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27/02/19 20:01:35 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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20/09/18 8:00:11 |
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08/08/18 20:03:17 |
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29/07/18 8:00:42 |
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19/09/21 20:00:38 |
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23/10/19 20:04:37 |
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30/09/19 20:00:07 |
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09/03/19 20:00:12 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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16/01/22 16:24:15 |
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18/11/21 20:55:47 |
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11/07/21 20:00:09 |
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27/09/20 8:01:14 |
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01/07/20 8:00:07 |
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs.
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08/06/20 20:00:08 |
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03/01/20 20:24:42 |
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28/04/19 20:00:25 |
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25/04/19 20:00:10 |
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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26/01/22 20:01:25 |
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16/11/21 20:00:20 |
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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14/09/21 20:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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19/08/21 20:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out?
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03/09/20 8:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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06/05/20 20:00:44 |
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04/10/19 8:00:07 |
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25/09/19 20:03:28 |
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14/08/18 20:01:49 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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30/01/21 20:00:04 |
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23/01/21 20:00:31 |
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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22/09/20 20:00:07 |
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03/09/20 8:00:07 |
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09/08/20 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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04/08/20 14:54:21 |
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11/05/20 20:00:09 |
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26/04/20 20:00:47 |
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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02/01/20 8:40:16 |
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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06/10/19 16:22:48 |
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30/07/18 20:00:09 |
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20/07/18 9:47:54 |
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08/05/18 20:09:11 |
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15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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04/04/22 20:02:15 |
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"You have failed me for the last time, Kernel." 29/03/22 20:14:58 |
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13/08/21 20:18:25 |
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29/12/20 20:00:11 |
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28/11/20 20:03:43 |
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"I just wanna bee some body."
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23/11/20 1:20:32 |
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02/12/19 20:00:08 |
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05/05/19 20:00:06 |
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09/04/19 20:00:48 |
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"I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day." 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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17/10/18 8:11:48 |
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06/09/18 20:01:53 |
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Fill with helium and release on Ascension Day. 21/04/22 20:01:13 |
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Many like their popcorn sweet, but he prefers it sabery. 29/03/22 20:02:23 |
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Let's just hope he doesn't sing off-quay. 28/03/22 20:00:13 |
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Tired of all the 10/10/21 20:00:09 |
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07/10/21 20:00:07 |
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13/03/21 20:01:50 |
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18/10/20 20:00:13 |
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Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way.
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Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 20:00:07 |
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12/08/20 20:01:48 |
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Berry good
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27/07/20 15:07:59 |
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24/08/19 8:00:09 |
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20/08/19 20:23:59 |
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24/12/18 9:18:46 |
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16/12/18 8:14:47 |
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18/10/18 20:06:01 |
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28/08/17 14:47:10 |
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28/03/22 20:00:53 |
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28/01/22 20:00:08 |
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28/05/21 20:24:11 |
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OnAdventureWithDad
8:48am
comment on caption:
My Death Star popcorn bowl was great until my imbecile son decided to "reach out with his feelings" and fire a torpedo into the bloody thing.
[Crunchy Chords]
Also, one thing that they never go into and I think it's quite important considering the economic sanctions being put in place against Russia...where did the Rebels get their funding from?
Were they being funded by Jabba the Hutt? I wouldn't think because wasn't Jabba bumped off because he wasn't a "good" criminal like Han Solo and got in the way of the divine Rebel cause (that has the backing of a magical monk order)?
11:45am
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My Death Star popcorn bowl was great until my imbecile son decided to "reach out with his feelings" and fire a torpedo into the bloody thing.
[Crunchy Chords]
I only know Harold Lloyd and the clock tower stunt. What’s a canoodle? Or do you mean caboodle?
7:00am
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Buster Keaton did his own stunts: car stunts, falling-wall stunts, the whole kitten canoodle. [Crunchy Chords]
Kiss and canoodle. Kit and caboodle.
7:17am
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Buster Keaton did his own stunts: car stunts, falling-wall stunts, the whole kitten canoodle. [Crunchy Chords]
There was another Lloyd and another clock tower, in a little place called Hill Valley.
11:17am
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Buster Keaton did his own stunts: car stunts, falling-wall stunts, the whole kitten canoodle. [Crunchy Chords]
You're right, Neil! My initial Google search of Buster made a reference to the famous clock tower scene in "Safety Last", and I hastily incorporated it into my caption. Entirely my fault for my poor research methods! Next time maybe I should read the article rather than the headline and Google snippet! |-D
If no one minds, I think I'll change "clock tower" to one of Keaton's actual other stunts.
(The canoodle was an attempt at a second pun since the cat was snuggling in his hair. Maybe I should have just stayed with caboodle!)
And yes, Glad, you bring up an interesting connection to Christopher Lloyd!
3:45pm
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Buster Keaton did his own stunts: car stunts, falling-wall stunts, the whole kitten canoodle. [Crunchy Chords]
"Quickly, we must organise and follow the TRUTH! Truth will be our guide. We will fight for social justice"
6:39pm
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"I've been spending all my time watching alternative news, and now I know that 5G, vaccines, inflation and Ukraine are all the fault of that paedo tyrant Mufasa! It's time to rise up and storm the capitol, WHO'S WITH ME?" shouted Rafiki. [Crunchy Chords]
Jane, please try before you buy! Then it won't lead to later disappointment.
Actually if Jane's so disappointed, why is she still with him?
I'm sure there's plenty of fellas out there looking for a size queen.
8:28pm
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"That's it?"
Like many of us, Jane was disappointed at her boyfriend's size. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:02:56
8:07pm
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Damsels with Wolves [Crunchy Chords]
Alle-loo-ya?
12:43am
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Alle-loo-ia! [Crunchy Chords]