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Crunchy Chords
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Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.
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"Gynaecologist?" 05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, the company must now try to sell 100 boxes of Kellogg's All-Bra. 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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"Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs. --Glyn Evans
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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Not surprisingly, Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. 09/08/20 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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"I just wanna bee some body." --Willie Johnson
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“I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day.” 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way. --Willie Johnson
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Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 20:00:07 |
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Berry good --Mr Dome
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Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 15:37:25 |
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"This disease just keeps multiplying like, well... you know." 02/04/21 20:21:19 |
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? --Karyn Harrison
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Attention paparazzi ... no photos of Dev Patel, seriously.. he's not Priti --Mauris Iocus
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('Mustn't look down, mustn't look down,...') 30/08/20 20:00:25 |
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If only he had time to repair it... --Stephen Bean
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Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo
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Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 12:54:50 |
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Captioneers reacted positively to 19/10/18 20:00:40 |
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I assure you, it's not this Willie. --Willie Johnson
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Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
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"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave. 27/07/20 20:00:38 |
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And if you could, I don't think I'd want to. --Willie Johnson
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"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her…" 31/01/20 20:07:25 |
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This would work better in my opinion if you shortened it to 'Beware of the bog'. --Karyn Harrison
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Day tripper? --Dave Bryan
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He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox
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May the farce be with you. --stone face
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Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06 |
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“Looks like this is the end of the line.” 31/10/18 20:00:36 |
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On the plus side, she can 16/05/18 21:18:39 |
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"I actually can't stomach captioneer-meat. Too gamey." 05/04/21 20:02:14 |
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"Tigger, I'm quite certain this is not how you play Pooh Sticks." 14/10/20 8:00:07 |
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I didn't notice it was missing until I saw this and checked! --Molly R
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"F*ck off, crows!! Yeh motherf*ckin' c*nts!" 13/09/20 17:58:09 |
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Little known fact: BFG was a pansvestite. 24/08/20 20:13:33 |
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Dear the people of the United States, If you don't like the way things are, why not change it? - Is going backwards really the way forwards? - I'd weigh up your options and figure the best course of action. The American Constitution ... --Glyn Evans
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The sex is good, but people give us nasty looks when I take her on a date. 27/06/20 8:22:19 |
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Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes. --Willie Johnson
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"We're not taking any more of your sh*t." 20/01/20 20:04:22 |
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Yes, it's only when you see it on a mobile that you can see what it says. --Welsh Rarebit
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"My boyfriend is fun, but sometimes he's a bit of a pain in the arse." 16/10/19 20:00:10 |
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11:56pm
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Captain.me [Crunchy Chords]
( www.caption.me/580674 )
8:06pm
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Big-Feet Bob was looking forward to tomorrow's visit from Big-Boob-Big-Bum Belinda. [Crunchy Chords]
🎵 "I can't undo this so I'm here all day" 🎵
9:26pm
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🎵 "I'm a limber Jack and I'm okay" 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum?
8:11pm
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Through the Rooking Glass [Crunchy Chords]
I assure you, it's not this Willie.
12:03am
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Willie, Nelson [Crunchy Chords]
So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
5:14am
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"How was the exam?"
. "Nailed it!" . [Crunchy Chords]
To drive down the population
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"I only hunt to help control the population, otherwise they become overrun with disease." [Crunchy Chords]
Same as Bill Clinton's rules for foreign affairs. It's never actually cheating, if you keep one foot on the ground."
8:06pm
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I’ll never understand the rules of snooker. [Crunchy Chords]
What's it doing in your borscht? I think it's doing the side stroke.
(Other than that, nobunny knows.)
8:29pm
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"Waiter, what's this bunny doing in my borsht?"
"It's actually stroganoff, madam."
"You people are disgusting."
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Borscht is great but you can't beet stroganoff.
8:55pm
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"Waiter, what's this bunny doing in my borsht?"
"It's actually stroganoff, madam."
"You people are disgusting."
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