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27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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06/12/23 20:01:11 |
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Challenge accepted, Julia.π΅ βIt's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." π΅Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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03/10/22 19:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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The suspect will not be released on bail, as he is considered a flight risk. 29/01/25 20:01:36 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 19:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a Β£5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 19:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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14/09/21 19:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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19/08/21 19:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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03/09/20 7:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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23/09/22 19:07:02 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 19:02:10 |
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15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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Encore!!
8:04pm
comment on caption:
π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
Challenge accepted, Julia.
π΅ βIt's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." π΅
Anyone else want to have a go?
6:03am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
π΅ Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon π΅
6:26am
comment on caption:
π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons
7:45am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
I'm sorry James, but yours put me to sleep
8:03am
comment on caption:
π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
It was easy, those sandals you're wearing are stolen.
8:21pm
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"How did you know I was a police informant?" [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to James,
caption.me/740902
7:23pm
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Looks like my houseplant has gone to steed. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to https://forum.caption.me/t/caption-me-website-performance/1373
7:04pm
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βWait, what if I remove a redundant secondary sort from the SQL query? That could give me a massive load performance improvement!β βOhh, I love it when you talk dirty, Chris Beach.β [Crunchy Chords]
"Christmas," is no time, to air your dirty laundry.
11:36pm
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Time to spruce up the wardrobe [Crunchy Chords]
It is strongly advised not to approach them.
They could very well be a danger to whatever language they are speaking in, or alternatively to comedy in general.
It is clear these captioners have become so heavily invested in the site that they have started to vocalise captions when off site which could very well be the first warning sign of punning psychosis...whatever that means π
8:19pm
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"If another one of those captioneers walks by and says 'A Gran Day Out',..." [Crunchy Chords]