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caption quota: 38
caption votes given since joining: 21,352
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27/09/22 20:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 6:21:37 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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26/04/19 14:59:11 |
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03/10/22 20:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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05/09/18 20:00:08 |
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07/02/18 15:38:41 |
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05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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08/09/18 8:00:18 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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02/05/23 20:00:30 |
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goopsie
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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27/02/19 20:01:35 |
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20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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20/09/18 8:00:11 |
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08/08/18 20:03:17 |
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29/07/18 8:00:42 |
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04/03/23 20:00:19 |
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01/10/22 20:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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19/09/21 20:00:38 |
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23/10/19 20:04:37 |
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30/09/19 20:00:07 |
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09/03/19 20:00:12 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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18/01/23 20:00:26 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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21/09/22 20:00:46, edited: 14/11/22 20:11:42 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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26/07/22 20:20:47, edited: 05/08/22 1:14:36 |
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16/01/22 16:24:15 |
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18/11/21 20:55:47 |
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11/07/21 20:00:09 |
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27/09/20 8:01:14 |
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01/07/20 8:00:07 |
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It's the only one he will draw, unless he resorts to cardboard cut outs.
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08/06/20 20:00:08 |
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03/01/20 20:24:42 |
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28/04/19 20:00:25 |
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25/04/19 20:00:10 |
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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08/05/23 21:30:59, edited: Mon 15:50:23 |
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30/03/23 20:00:12, edited: 30/03/23 20:21:18 |
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30/09/22 20:00:13 |
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04/08/22 20:02:06 |
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19/06/22 20:00:18 |
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26/01/22 20:01:25 |
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16/11/21 20:00:20 |
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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14/09/21 20:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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19/08/21 20:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out?
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03/09/20 8:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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06/05/20 20:00:44 |
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04/10/19 8:00:07 |
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25/09/19 20:03:28 |
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14/08/18 20:01:49 |
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23/09/22 20:07:02 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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30/01/21 20:00:04 |
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23/01/21 20:00:31 |
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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22/09/20 20:00:07 |
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03/09/20 8:00:07 |
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09/08/20 8:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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04/08/20 14:54:21 |
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11/05/20 20:00:09 |
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26/04/20 20:00:47 |
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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02/01/20 8:40:16 |
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 20:02:10 |
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06/10/19 16:22:48 |
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30/07/18 20:00:09 |
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20/07/18 9:47:54 |
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08/05/18 20:09:11 |
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15/11/17 20:46:14 |
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05/12/22 20:01:16 |
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03/07/22 20:01:58 |
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04/04/22 20:02:15 |
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29/03/22 20:14:58 |
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13/08/21 20:18:25 |
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29/12/20 20:00:11 |
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28/11/20 20:03:43 |
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"I just wanna bee some body."
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23/11/20 1:20:32 |
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02/12/19 20:00:08 |
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05/05/19 20:00:06 |
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09/04/19 20:00:48 |
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"I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day." 25/10/18 15:29:43 |
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17/10/18 8:11:48 |
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06/09/18 20:01:53 |
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08/09/22 20:00:25 |
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30/08/22 20:34:15 |
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23/08/22 20:00:47 |
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22/06/22 20:13:07 |
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Nod to 20:00:40, who gave me the idea
8:11pm
comment on caption:
"Daddy, some day I want to travel around in that. I'm going to write about it in my diary."
"We're just goats, son. The only way we'll be in that thing is if it's a goat burger. But go ahead and write in your Diary of a Wimpy kid."
[Crunchy Chords]
(Gratuitous boner puns are welcome in comments:...)
8:10pm
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
All my boners are, sadly, text-based these days.
8:52pm
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
Not sure I can pun this it's too hard
10:08pm
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
Come on now Mr. DoMe, I'm sure you can rise to the occasion.
1:45am
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
nun, nun, nun-nun-nun...
8:06pm
comment on caption:
Duel of the Faiths [Crunchy Chords]
It's like you've seen inside my soul, Cap Auth
8:10pm
comment on caption:
"Two nuns battling with lightsabres
and one of them is young and pretty
but with eyes as black as the depths of hell
and make sure they both have their mouths
slightly open so people will write captions
that have dialogue and that tell a story
and are not just stupid puns. And...
Generate."
Bing A.I.: "... Are you okay, James?" [Crunchy Chords]
goopsie
9:29pm
comment on caption:
"Oh no, not again," thought Gwyneth Paltrow.
[Crunchy Chords]
Serves you right for marrying Dave, I dare say.
12:52am
comment on caption:
Every time I push it up,
my husband smashes it down and says
"guac-a-mole!" [Crunchy Chords]
LOL. MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' A...
8:04pm
comment on caption:
🎵 "... My fair lady!" 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]