They think it's all over.. It is now.

26/10/20 20:03:22

Game over

26/10/20 20:01:19

After a long match, play went to sudden death.

26/10/20 20:01:02

clever

James Portsmouth wished he'd left more money for the engraver.

26/10/20 20:39:30

lol

26/10/20 20:00:16

Mrs Trops was furious when she saw her Stanley's headstone.

26/10/20 20:47:20

Wrestle in peace

26/10/20 20:00:24

You can watch it on the other side

26/10/20 22:13:45

Bury football club

26/10/20 20:08:37

Must be a dead heat

26/10/20 20:00:44

I've always loved watching The Ashes.

26/10/20 20:00:08

"Urn 1, your thoughts on that?"

"Yeah, no, obviously, to be fair, the boy's done great, the stonework's outstandin' but, at the end of the day, you gotta feel for Sports, 'cos this is never an easy ground to visit, you know, 'e's come 'ere for a point, 'e's set out 'is stall but, on the night, 'e's just not had the rub of the green."

26/10/20 23:03:07

Never did understand cricket.

26/10/20 21:34:31

Apparently the kids who stole flowers from this plot are in for the high jump.

26/10/20 20:28:42

Sports Die-rect

26/10/20 20:16:54

After much tackling, he finally passed.

26/10/20 20:01:51

The only exercise they'll get now is pushing up daisies.

26/10/20 21:08:46

The final whistle

26/10/20 20:51:07

If only Dave hadn't gone to watch the World Blind Javelin Throwing Championships.

26/10/20 20:50:42

"Bless, did it leave many behind"
- "Not really, just Manchester United"

26/10/20 20:22:08

Sky fall

26/10/20 20:13:15

He's now playing his favourite sport, flying a granite kite.

26/10/20 20:05:55

Marble Archery

26/10/20 20:02:59

Police are hunting a sinister organisation known as V.A.R. Apparently it kills games.

26/10/20 20:00:51

"Right, now who's up for a rousing game of Life?"

26/10/20 20:00:33

We said we didn't want to go bungee jumping. But they said "Go on, be a sport"...

26/10/20 20:00:07

And just like that, everything he knew was gone.

28/10/20 1:51:53

"I warned 'im he was skating on thin ice."

27/10/20 0:06:01

Unfortunately, he lost the race against time.

27/10/20 0:01:04

Game of Bones

26/10/20 23:15:58

Daz felt he had no choice but to have the lads round for a proper send off, three weeks before the triplets were due.

26/10/20 20:41:11

Gym couldn't fix it

26/10/20 20:33:23

Death match

26/10/20 20:31:07

The wake was interesting, it was school dinners all round.

26/10/20 20:26:20

Not Live Sport

26/10/20 20:21:49

Endgame

26/10/20 20:10:57

He missed

26/10/20 20:07:53

Downhill all the way

26/10/20 20:07:43

Time out.

26/10/20 20:05:17

In hindsight some 20 20 vision could have helped.

26/10/20 20:00:46