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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door."

24/02/20 20:31:01

"Well I would say 'I'm freezing my balls off', but you've already had them chopped off...YOU BASTARD"

24/02/20 20:34:29

Slush Puppy

24/02/20 20:12:20

Cocainine

24/02/20 20:35:01

"For Christ's sake Gulliver, buy some Head & Shoulders."

24/02/20 20:08:10

After 'Frozen 2', Olaf's career as a postman didn't last long.

24/02/20 20:01:25

"What do you expect if you leave me all by myself, with nothing to do, and a £20,000 bag of cocaine?"

24/02/20 20:00:20

Fred was suffering from a bad case of dand-ruff.

24/02/20 20:07:34

''We'll never solve this case, Sarge. The lead's gone cold.''

24/02/20 20:06:27