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Goldilocks was found guilty of breaking and entering and was sent to a young offenders institution.  That was a wonderful story. I love a happy ending.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

''Goldilocks was found guilty of breaking and entering and was sent to a young offenders' institution.''

''That was a wonderful story. I love a happy ending.''

13/09/20 7:18:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

''Can I have a cuddle?''

''No, you still stink after using that portaloo.''

13/09/20 7:35:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

The sad, unwanted, furry creature sat on the sofa for hours. His only company a teddy bear.

13/09/20 7:02:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

Toy story

13/09/20 7:00:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7248Hercules Rockefeller

"I can't decide what's more full of fluff. You or the writing in this novel."

13/09/20 7:01:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

Ted time story

13/09/20 7:00:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

I would tell him the last page is missing but I'm just a stuffed toy who can't talk.

13/09/20 7:56:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11219Neil Mackenzie

Dave couldn’t understand why Paddington was giving him a hard stare. Then he realised he had sat on his hat and he had a marmalade sandwich stuck to his bum.

13/09/20 7:01:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

"I just want to finish this chapter and then we can go for a picnic. Bear with me."

13/09/20 8:30:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1998Willie Johnson

"I know I'm just a teddy bear, but do you really want people to kick you?"
"No."
"Then why do you wear that on your back?"

13/09/20 7:46:16

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"Reading makes me hungry. You want something?"
"No, I'm stuffed"

13/09/20 7:34:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

It"s Rupert to read over someone's shoulder.

13/09/20 7:20:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

"I don't know what you're moaning about. I wouldn't complain if I found a blonde sleeping in my bed."

13/09/20 7:13:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13137Stephen Bean

The Bungle Book

13/09/20 7:00:06

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Book cub

13/09/20 20:26:18

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Chillin' Ted's excellent adventure.

13/09/20 10:23:42

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 834alexandra ball

I can't bear this, hurry up and get to the end!

13/09/20 9:36:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

"Read the part again where they mingled their love with the passion of a thousand fires."

13/09/20 8:51:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6747Vivvy En

"Dave, let me see the pictures..."

13/09/20 8:18:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

"Oi, you, you reading that book. Ask me how I'm doing, go on, go on.."
- "Bloody hell, if I have to, how are you doing?"
- "Bearing up, get it, get it?"

13/09/20 8:02:33

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"He seems engrossed. If I could just sneak past behind him and grab that lunch bag in the corner"

13/09/20 7:51:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23529Michael Winner

"Can we stop reading for a moment? I need to go to the woods."

13/09/20 7:42:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

Tom was overjoyed and highly emotional with what the Repair Shop did with his Grandfather's teddy but lost interest in it very quickly.

13/09/20 7:35:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7139Glyn Evans

"If no pies come to life and nobody eats any pies, why is it called Life of Pi?"

13/09/20 7:18:53

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Boy Toy

13/09/20 7:17:50

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Duobearmann

13/09/20 7:13:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10537Mr Dome

Dave concentrated hard but he could bearly read

13/09/20 7:11:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10537Mr Dome

TED talks

13/09/20 7:09:24

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Excuse me, could you drop your hand a little? I can’t quite see”

13/09/20 7:07:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13137Stephen Bean

"Put the book away Dave and let's watch a porno. I wanna get Steiff."

13/09/20 7:03:07

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Staring Role

13/09/20 7:00:42

 
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