creative

He got fed up with just fetching balls.

28/02/19 12:51:44

"Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you."

07/07/20 20:23:39

After eating a whole group of monkeys, Susan washed the feast down with a few beers.

28/10/19 20:13:45

The girls were on a site seeing tour.

13/08/14 20:00:15

Spongebob knew that getting home from the pub this late meant one thing, the wife was going to wipe the floor with him.

09/08/20 20:14:51

The Gee Gees

28/04/20 8:03:15

creative

"It's incredible really, I only planted the bulb 3 weeks ago."

08/10/17 11:05:24

lol clever

Eventually all the tyres went down and Dave ended up with a block of flats.

13/10/16 12:00:20

Smokey and the one armed bandit.

05/10/14 20:05:19

"Have you noticed that there hasn't been a single car go through the safari park for a month or so?"
"Yeah it's weird, we can't even do any window shopping."

24/04/20 8:44:06

lol

Cut the shit.

27/03/20 8:00:55

It was just Emily's luck to pick the horse on the carousel with loose nuts and bolts.

10/12/17 13:11:19

"Yeah my new camera is fantastic it's even got knight vision on it."

02/07/14 20:12:42

Foam alone.

14/02/13 8:51:31

Orville and Dean

08/03/14 13:17:23

lol

"Stop crying you big baby, i said how much to paint my front door and you said £50 so we shook on it".

28/01/13 20:01:35

Staff at the home encouraged Ethel to smoke because it helped to disguise the smell of piss.

11/01/13 20:32:27

Being a naughty Teddy, this wasn't the first time that he'd had a clip round the ear.

04/05/20 12:01:37

Goes well with a coffee table.

26/09/18 16:06:30

clever x2

Bloody hell lady, look what you've done to my skull."

27/08/18 14:23:16

lol creative

As hard as he tried Dave just couldn't cover up the fact that he was drunk as he went through customs.

13/08/17 9:43:53

Captions are a bit like a box of chocolates. If you don't get in early then normally all the best ones are gone.

03/11/19 20:42:26

As the bin juice ran down Dave's leg, he paused and thought....fuck it why didn't I try harder at school.

12/10/19 13:06:59

Gripping the shaft with one hand and the helmet with the other, brought back distant memories for Edna.

19/08/19 20:50:03

Tom Selleck is looking rough around the edges these days.

06/07/19 13:24:57

Til deaf do us part.

08/05/19 14:08:57

"Mmmm that filled a hole."

01/09/16 12:16:32

Band On The Runs

30/03/16 20:14:33

Jimmy decided to have a go at the Pole Volt.

05/05/13 12:53:49

Out of Action Man

29/04/13 20:14:29

Post Notel Depression.

24/04/13 8:19:57

"Quick Maureen this looks like a good deal, nip home and get our other kids".

31/01/13 8:10:53

Arnold Short-snigger

18/05/13 20:03:13

Julie was pleased with the shorts that Dave had got her for her birthday she just wished that he had nicked a pair with a smaller security tag on.

11/05/13 8:00:42

"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later."

27/03/13 12:00:17

The farmer hoped the Herbie-cides would solve the weed problem.

08/03/13 8:12:32

Smokey and the Bad-knits.

18/02/13 20:05:35

🎵 Thai a yellow fellow round the old Oak tree 🎵

06/02/13 12:00:13

lol

"Hurry up love i've got some soup to fall into".

15/01/13 20:04:54

"That's great news mum that you managed to get some Turkey Dinosaurs and Alphabet Spaghetti for my dinner tonight, I've got to go now though , I've got a bank to manage."

08/05/20 10:47:33

Water Polo

01/11/14 12:00:30

WARNING... SLIPPERY FLOOR

25/04/19 9:16:49

Born into money.

05/08/18 20:13:38

Looks like it could kick off here.

23/06/18 12:40:13

Orckids

26/07/17 15:18:26

"Trust me honey we will get a sunbed today."

23/06/16 9:40:01

Sue was yet to master the rolling of a cigarette.

11/06/16 12:06:07

lol

Let's hope the next page isn't the honeymoon god knows what might pop up.

08/04/14 17:30:37

At these prices it's a snatch.

22/10/13 20:00:46

"I don't believe it this is the fifth Restaurant in a row that's got no Pizza they seem to be going down like Domino's."

10/10/13 20:00:14

After his mother died giving birth to him Neddy had to be hand reared.

07/07/13 11:23:53

"It's so fast it scares the crap out of me going round the bends."

02/06/13 12:10:32

This was the scene of a drive by muting.

02/04/13 12:11:50

They haven't got a Pot to Piss in.

18/03/13 12:02:51

All hands on Beck.

13/03/13 20:00:53

lol

"Dad i'm scared, there's a Bouncey Castle following us."

02/03/13 15:49:31

After plucking up the courage to come out of the closet Peter decided to put his lipstick on.

06/12/12 9:50:12

clever

Coffee Mate

04/02/21 12:58:18

"Do you fancy a Shag?"
"No, I've only got eyes for you honey."

02/07/20 12:24:49

The humans round here are so lazy thought Tufty as he put the discarded slice of pizza into the bin.

31/05/20 12:07:59

"Dave if you slip and end up in hospital paralysed, would you like me to take care of your wife's sexual needs?"

04/03/20 13:44:26

Souper Kings

28/08/19 12:00:33

Mounting Bikes

10/07/19 20:12:49

Chillettos

28/07/18 12:19:51

lol

Burn the other cheek.

14/09/16 12:09:01

Heavy Petting.

10/09/15 13:13:31

"Concentrate lads we don't want to go over the Handel bars again."

31/12/14 14:53:42

Dolly Mixtures

01/12/14 20:07:40

Whores drawn carriage.

22/10/14 20:08:57

Stay tuned for the next gripping episode.

05/09/14 12:04:21

"I'm thinking that you are still looking at my tits."

03/07/14 20:08:39

Dave always stopped for something to eat at quarter to three.

18/05/14 9:50:38

Tom was caught trying to steal a tree and was given a long stretch.

24/11/13 12:04:44

🎵🎵Oh I dalek to be beside the seaside.
Oh I dalek to be beside the sea.

09/10/13 8:06:16

Riding bareback was not good for his bullocks.

12/07/13 12:59:38

Postman Pat was just about to get fired.

10/06/13 8:04:31

Tufty had been enjoying Fursday and hadn't expected Fryday to come so quick.

23/05/13 15:11:54

When teased about his weight Tubby would grin and bare it.

23/04/13 20:00:09

Ugly duckring.

25/03/13 8:40:28

Antique road show.

30/09/14 12:08:14

"After reports from residents of someone looking through the windows Police have said they are looking for a peeping Tom."

04/06/13 20:15:47

"I find the public toilets here a little too public don't you Dave?"

24/04/13 12:17:18

"I really appreciate you taking me to Paris for a romantic break Dave, I just wish that our view of the city hadn't been spoilt by that great big pylon."

17/01/21 10:30:08

clever

"Tiddles,Tiddles, wake up darling, you're having a nightmare."

20/08/20 20:00:15

Dave wasn't going to be caught out by the trick or treaters again this year. He had prepared an exploding pumpkin full of cat shit to get his own back on the little blighters.

27/10/19 21:45:10

I go there for my anal holiday.

21/10/19 9:43:05

"Dave, are you sure that your mother has knitted jumpers before?"

02/07/19 20:49:14

His cousin smokes spliffs, he's a grass snake.

31/10/18 0:45:46

"Bloody hell, trust Attenborough to turn up when I'm just about to take a shit."

23/12/17 8:09:43

Dave was just about to drop a bollock.

20/10/16 20:32:52

creative x3

Gran shows off her drop kicking skills by booting young Sean straight onto the back of the quad bike.

24/08/16 8:29:27

A boot in the nuts is always painful.

08/08/16 12:26:22

"Just don't pull your finger out Dave until we reach the toilets."

08/06/16 12:13:37

creative

"And make sure the lid is on the biscuit jar Dave you know what that bloody cat is like."

16/02/16 20:13:18

It had taken ages but Dave had finally managed to shoe all the Pigeons away.

07/02/16 8:39:27

Kicking up a stink.

10/11/15 20:50:23

Guantanamo Bay Window.

14/04/15 13:52:19

clever

X-Pat

09/04/15 12:06:06

It was a catch 22 situation, all 22 of them wanted to catch the ball.

17/10/21 12:43:39

Passing bamboo wasn't as easy as eating it.

05/07/20 20:10:54