The girls were on a site seeing tour.

13/08/14 19:00:15

creative

"It's incredible really, I only planted the bulb 3 weeks ago."

08/10/17 10:05:24

lol clever

Eventually all the tyres went down and Dave ended up with a block of flats.

13/10/16 11:00:20

Smokey and the one armed bandit.

05/10/14 19:05:19

It was just Emily’s luck to pick the horse on the carousel with loose nuts and bolts.

10/12/17 13:11:19

"Yeah my new camera is fantastic it's even got knight vision on it."

02/07/14 19:12:42

Foam alone.

14/02/13 8:51:31

Orville and Dean

08/03/14 13:17:23

lol

"Stop crying you big baby, i said how much to paint my front door and you said £50 so we shook on it".

28/01/13 20:01:35

Staff at the home encouraged Ethel to smoke because it helped to disguise the smell of piss.

11/01/13 20:32:27

Goes well with a coffee table.

26/09/18 15:06:30

clever x2

Bloody hell lady, look what you’ve done to my skull.”

27/08/18 13:23:16

lol creative

As hard as he tried Dave just couldn't cover up the fact that he was drunk as he went through customs.

13/08/17 8:43:53

"Mmmm that filled a hole."

01/09/16 11:16:32

Band On The Runs

30/03/16 19:14:33

Jimmy decided to have a go at the Pole Volt.

05/05/13 11:53:49

Out of Action Man

29/04/13 19:14:29

Post Notel Depression.

24/04/13 7:19:57

"Quick Maureen this looks like a good deal, nip home and get our other kids".

31/01/13 8:10:53

Arnold Short-snigger

18/05/13 19:03:13

Julie was pleased with the shorts that Dave had got her for her birthday she just wished that he had nicked a pair with a smaller security tag on.

11/05/13 7:00:42

"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later."

27/03/13 12:00:17

The farmer hoped the Herbie-cides would solve the weed problem.

08/03/13 8:12:32

Smokey and the Bad-knits.

18/02/13 20:05:35

♫ Thai a yellow fellow round the old Oak tree ♫

06/02/13 12:00:13

lol

"Hurry up love i've got some soup to fall into".

15/01/13 20:04:54

Water Polo

01/11/14 12:00:30

Born into money.

05/08/18 19:13:38

Looks like it could kick off here.

23/06/18 11:40:13

Orckids

26/07/17 14:18:26

"Trust me honey we will get a sunbed today."

23/06/16 8:40:01

Sue was yet to master the rolling of a cigarette.

11/06/16 11:06:07

lol

Let's hope the next page isn't the honeymoon god knows what might pop up.

08/04/14 16:30:37

At these prices it's a snatch.

22/10/13 19:00:46

"I don't believe it this is the fifth Restaurant in a row that's got no Pizza they seem to be going down like Domino's."

10/10/13 19:00:14

After his mother died giving birth to him Neddy had to be hand reared.

07/07/13 10:23:53

"It's so fast it scares the crap out of me going round the bends."

02/06/13 11:10:32

This was the scene of a drive by muting.

02/04/13 11:11:50

They haven't got a Pot to Piss in.

18/03/13 12:02:51

All hands on Beck.

13/03/13 20:00:53

lol

"Dad i'm scared, there's a Bouncey Castle following us."

02/03/13 15:49:31

After plucking up the courage to come out of the closet Peter decided to put his lipstick on.

06/12/12 9:50:12

Chillettos

28/07/18 11:19:51

lol

Burn the other cheek.

14/09/16 11:09:01

Heavy Petting.

10/09/15 12:13:31

"Concentrate lads we don't want to go over the Handel bars again."

31/12/14 14:53:42

Dolly Mixtures

01/12/14 20:07:40

Whores drawn carriage.

22/10/14 19:08:57

Stay tuned for the next gripping episode.

05/09/14 11:04:21

"I'm thinking that you are still looking at my tits."

03/07/14 19:08:39