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C CaMel
signed up: 8 years, 9 months ago
profile viewed: 46 time(s) this week
caption quota: 42
caption votes given since joining: 3,441
comment quota: 75
comment votes given since joining: 122
super vote quota: 3
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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£50  28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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£50 "Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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02/04/20 20:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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09/05/20 9:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 22:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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30/10/20 8:11:00 |
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I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
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08/05/20 8:14:31 |
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01/05/20 8:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 9:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 8:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 20:12:01 |
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"two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 8:15:21 |
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"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 13:48:37 |
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08/08/17 12:11:29 |
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28/07/17 22:53:24 |
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04/05/17 12:13:43 |
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"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 8:05:36 |
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"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20 |
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24/05/20 20:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 8:25:19 |
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27/09/19 8:12:44 |
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07/07/19 20:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 17:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 20:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 17:31:26 |
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12/09/16 20:58:57 |
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16/05/15 22:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 20:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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01/07/21 13:55:44 |
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"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 8:14:27 |
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When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 12:22:36 |
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"So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52 |
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20/11/20 6:27:36 |
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07/10/20 8:25:36 |
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03/09/20 12:14:18 |
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Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
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16/04/20 21:55:38 |
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02/04/20 8:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 20:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
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15/09/19 20:01:17 |
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The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 12:33:27 |
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29/08/19 20:34:00 |
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19/08/18 12:39:51 |
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05/10/17 20:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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09/04/21 13:10:46 |
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Eider than a mile. --Karyn Harrison
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16/12/20 12:00:42 |
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28/11/20 12:05:42 |
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I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam. --Michael Winner
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"You remind me of myself when I was further away." 23/11/20 8:01:10 |
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"Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08 |
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22/07/19 13:01:54 |
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15/02/19 13:01:40 |
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07/01/19 8:01:30 |
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Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52 |
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26/12/18 12:55:24 |
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SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
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13/12/17 12:10:10 |
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Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22 |
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06/08/16 20:13:02 |
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10/11/20 12:24:28 |
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"Nice shoes but you still can't go on the rollercoaster." 22/09/20 8:22:42 |
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"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 20:15:13 |
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"I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28 |
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Well done you ðŸ‘...smiles
10:29am
comment on caption:
"He was castaway on a remote island
for years, his best mate is a
volleyball, maybe we should've put
him on light duties for a bit?" [C CaMel]
Well done CC - congratulations on your triumph. I was like Stoneface as I haven't actually seen the film. I was never a fan of Oliver Reed anyway but a good caption all the same
11:12am
comment on caption:
"He was castaway on a remote island
for years, his best mate is a
volleyball, maybe we should've put
him on light duties for a bit?" [C CaMel]
Congratulations on the win . you posted this ages ago those fed ex drivers need to up their game.
11:56am
comment on caption:
"He was castaway on a remote island
for years, his best mate is a
volleyball, maybe we should've put
him on light duties for a bit?" [C CaMel]
Well done on casting a top caption C CaMel, Wilson would be so proud
(Btw, I'm not mocking Wilson with this emoji)
8:00pm
comment on caption:
"He was castaway on a remote island
for years, his best mate is a
volleyball, maybe we should've put
him on light duties for a bit?" [C CaMel]
Thanks very much for the kind messages and thanks to Chris for a great site and also to all fellow captioneers for the laughs, much appreciated. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
12:10pm
comment on caption:
"He was castaway on a remote island
for years, his best mate is a
volleyball, maybe we should've put
him on light duties for a bit?" [C CaMel]
It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed.
2:47pm
comment on caption:
"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " [C CaMel]
We've got our best captioners on it, including Dave.
12:15pm
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Caption.me HQ still trying to find Dave. [C CaMel]
Lego my orgasm.
10:39pm
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“That explains my Lego orgasm.” [C CaMel]
We stick together afterward
8:45am
comment on caption:
“That explains my Lego orgasm.” [C CaMel]
It must be the last one
12:19pm
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“Gimme the Rolo and no one gets hurt.” [C CaMel]