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C CaMel
signed up: 9 years, 2 months ago
profile viewed: 49 time(s) this week
caption quota: 55
caption votes given since joining: 3,956
comment quota: 22
comment votes given since joining: 165
super vote quota: 0
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 19:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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28/04/21 19:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy
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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29 |
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lol man
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?"
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28/06/19 7:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09 |
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“If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” Thu 20:55:13 |
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“Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life.
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 19:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor!
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“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum.
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18/09/20 10:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry).
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“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better.
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"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 11:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed.
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09/04/20 8:34:32 |
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02/04/20 19:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 19:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse.
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ?
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“No wonder his cheeks are red.” 06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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‘Your breath smells like nuts.’ 24/11/21 12:02:02 |
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17/11/21 23:09:31 |
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When I were a lad we went through the mangle. 19/10/21 13:01:45 |
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09/05/20 8:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 21:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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22/11/21 8:29:24 |
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“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.” 14/10/21 7:19:21 |
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30/10/20 8:11:00 |
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I preferred your simpler version :)
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08/05/20 7:14:31 |
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01/05/20 7:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 8:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 19:12:01 |
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“So how’s the HRT going Sandra?” 11/11/21 8:44:36 |
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"two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21 |
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"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37 |
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08/08/17 11:11:29 |
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28/07/17 21:53:24 |
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04/05/17 11:13:43 |
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Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card. 22/11/21 12:31:18 |
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18/11/21 12:03:29 |
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"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 7:05:36 |
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"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20 |
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24/05/20 19:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19 |
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27/09/19 7:12:44 |
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07/07/19 19:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried.
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35 |
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So brilliant.
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26 |
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12/09/16 19:58:57 |
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16/05/15 21:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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“My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11 |
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“It’s expensive but we all have to make sacrifices.” 12/10/21 11:05:29 |
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01/07/21 12:55:44 |
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"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 7:14:27 |
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When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 11:22:36 |
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"So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52 |
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20/11/20 6:27:36 |
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07/10/20 7:25:36 |
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03/09/20 11:14:18 |
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Is her name Paige?
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16/04/20 20:55:38 |
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02/04/20 7:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 19:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here.
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15/09/19 19:01:17 |
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The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 11:33:27 |
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29/08/19 19:34:00 |
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19/08/18 11:39:51 |
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05/10/17 19:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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He who made the gas should blow it out their ass.
On second thought....
8:01pm
comment on caption:
“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
Lol, as a breaking wind hobbyist I shall use these comments, at a push.
9:30am
comment on caption:
“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
And they've pissed all over the floor!
1:57pm
comment on caption:
“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Lol!
2:01pm
comment on caption:
“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Snow one in there. Water you going to do. That's why they call it a portal potty.
7:22pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
It hit him on the back of the head as he bent down to pick it up.
(Old Billy Connolly joke)
3:31pm
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“The 5p fell oot me sporran and rolled across the dance floor…” [C CaMel]
I wouldn't want to take any chances. 35 is like a snack to her.
1:39pm
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“35 people were attacking my mother in law.”
‘Did you do anything.’
“I thought 35 should be enough.” [C CaMel]
How did you get it off the lot?
8:50am
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“It was like that when I rented it.” [C CaMel]
My guide dog barks once for left and twice for no.
9:02am
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“It was like that when I rented it.” [C CaMel]
Any leads?
11:20pm
comment on caption:
‘Police are trying to establish where it came from in what could be a really big case.’ [C CaMel]