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C CaMel
signed up: 8 years, 2 months ago
profile viewed: 8 time(s) this week
caption quota: 39
votes given since joining: 3,146
super vote quota: 13
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 19:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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£50 "Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 7:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 19:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 10:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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09/04/20 8:34:32 |
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02/04/20 19:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 19:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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09/05/20 8:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 21:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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30/10/20 8:11:00 |
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I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
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08/05/20 7:14:31 |
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01/05/20 7:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 8:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 19:12:01 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21 |
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“Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre.” 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37 |
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08/08/17 11:11:29 |
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28/07/17 21:53:24 |
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04/05/17 11:13:43 |
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"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20 |
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24/05/20 19:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19 |
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27/09/19 7:12:44 |
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07/07/19 19:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26 |
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12/09/16 19:58:57 |
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16/05/15 21:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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"So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52 |
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20/11/20 6:27:36 |
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07/10/20 7:25:36 |
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03/09/20 11:14:18 |
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Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
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16/04/20 20:55:38 |
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02/04/20 7:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 19:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
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15/09/19 19:01:17 |
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The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 11:33:27 |
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29/08/19 19:34:00 |
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19/08/18 11:39:51 |
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05/10/17 19:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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16/12/20 12:00:42 |
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28/11/20 12:05:42 |
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I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam. --Michael Winner
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"You remind me of myself when I was further away." 23/11/20 8:01:10 |
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"Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08 |
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22/07/19 12:01:54 |
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15/02/19 13:01:40 |
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07/01/19 8:01:30 |
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Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52 |
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26/12/18 12:55:24 |
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SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
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13/12/17 12:10:10 |
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Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22 |
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06/08/16 19:13:02 |
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10/11/20 12:24:28 |
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"Nice shoes but you still can't go on the rollercoaster." 22/09/20 7:22:42 |
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"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 19:15:13 |
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"I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28 |
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Struggling dentist regrets selling chair. 03/10/19 11:02:43 |
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18/08/19 19:10:16 |
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'My husband assures me this is a 9 inch pizza.' 30/03/19 12:09:16 |
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16/09/18 19:22:42 |
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15/08/18 18:18:17 |
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This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
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"Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20 |
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09/11/17 8:03:32 |
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06/11/17 12:04:26 |
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29/10/17 20:44:21 |
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Monica Lewinsky's view of America 12/08/17 10:01:19 |
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"Ohhhh Captain! Myyy...CAPTAIN!" --Jason Plessas
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Time Team unearth ancient lion tamer settlement 04/05/17 16:07:54 |
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He later married a large chick in Kiev 03/05/17 8:01:21 |
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29/01/17 8:13:32 |
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27/01/17 9:24:34 |
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Without an encore the crowd turned violet 05/08/16 8:30:24 |
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22/09/13 8:51:59 |
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From this angle you can see her growler 17/01/13 8:15:06 |
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The directions were straight forward 03/12/12 12:53:16 |
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' When it comes to sausages, I lean towards Walls ' 27/11/12 20:56:41 |
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30/11/12 8:14:44 |
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14/12/20 19:06:12 |
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Damn, this is clever. It's a shame the late entries so often go overlooked. Nice find Scrijjy. --James Lennox
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"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now." 23/10/20 11:02:16 |
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"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?" 08/05/20 11:04:04 |
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"Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." 25/04/20 20:34:15 |
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He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else. --Willie Johnson
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”We have one chair in stock, but there’s a second coming in the warehouse.” 22/02/20 8:58:05 |
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"Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay." 29/08/19 8:36:32 |
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11/06/19 19:28:47 |
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"I'll do it next weekend dear." 11/02/19 20:24:55 |
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06/11/18 20:34:07 |
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14/07/18 8:18:13 |
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13/07/18 15:57:08 |
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It matches the grandfather glock 03/06/18 19:51:51 |
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'Caught anything?' 01/10/17 19:43:09 |
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He should work on his delivery 22/09/17 20:28:59 |
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03/09/17 12:31:26 |
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For even greater viewing pleasure, add Sky Box Orifice --Mr Dome
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08/05/17 5:16:06 |
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"Nothin' personal, mate, it's just we feel you're growing in a different direction from us." --Crunchy Chords
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In Saudi Arabia the heads are removable. 24/11/20 8:32:13 |
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They say if you insult MBS it's free... of your body. --Willie Johnson
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"I love seeing their faces light up." 27/10/20 11:47:53 |
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07/05/20 11:18:00 |
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28/04/20 7:02:04 |
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Kleptomania, all of the signs were there. 19/04/20 19:00:37 |
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"How is Malcolm since the divorce?" 11/04/20 21:11:18 |
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02/02/20 22:40:32 |
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02/02/20 9:13:21 |
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After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories. 22/08/19 8:08:44 |
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15/08/19 21:30:36 |
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12/02/19 12:50:02 |
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Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers. --James Lennox
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06/01/19 21:18:31 |
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Paris Marathon winner; "my feet are in terrible pain." 10/08/18 19:30:33 |
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"we relied on the withdrawal method" 05/08/18 22:43:51 |
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01/11/17 8:01:18 |
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"cancel the picnic, the tables here are wonky" 23/09/17 21:12:36 |
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21/01/17 19:26:56 |
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Bike-aroo? --Welsh Rarebit
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'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph' 24/11/12 20:19:08 |
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The semis were interrupted by her being caught. 06/01/21 8:27:07 |
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"We're twins but he looks a lot more like dad." 05/01/21 20:10:17 |
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"That'll teach us for wearing rollerskates in Liverpool." 17/12/20 8:02:28 |
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Man with world's largest nose spotted sunbathing. 29/10/20 8:09:13 |
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His nose is spotted? Doesn't look it to me. --Willie Johnson
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Bubbles still fears the Man in the Mirror. 07/10/20 7:17:46 |
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01/10/20 21:00:18 |
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At the moment it's Pit Bulls. In the noughties, Staffies. Rottweilers in the '90s. Dobermans in the '80s. Alsatians in the '70s. But in the 1940s you had to watch out for those ferocious Border Collies, known then as 'The new Jack Russel... --Karyn Harrison
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12/09/20 20:10:52 |
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"It's the HP sauce dispensing that spoiled my appetite." 23/08/20 19:26:39 |
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22/04/20 19:02:50 |
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Your mum takes a good photo but needs to watch out for reflections. 07/04/20 20:26:45 |
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The day I sunburned my left testicle I thought; Could this day get any worse? 03/04/20 19:17:54 |
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29/03/20 11:24:58 |
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14/03/20 13:58:23 |
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22/02/20 18:03:46 |
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‘Dad raised me single handedly.’ 02/01/20 23:48:51 |
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“Tommy, loosen your grip on the rugby ball.” 12/10/19 10:16:13 |
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The artist later known as Prince. 16/08/19 11:08:14 |
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30/01/19 20:02:48 |
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"one minute your outside a rockstar's hotel...." 22/01/19 20:59:00 |
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"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?" 22/01/19 20:42:08 |
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If only I'd had hundreds and thousands on mine. 10/06/18 8:31:55 |
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It was clear from his face, the number 2 had arrived early. 01/06/18 12:01:11 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?"
1:18pm
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." [C CaMel]
I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam.
2:18pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
I sadly failed my cartoon physics degree. I was lowering a piano from a 5th floor window but the rope snapped too late and alas, no flat cat, no 3tf tall bump on head, no birds flying around to emphasise concussion. I now live a quiet life in Broadmoor. Lovely town.
6:00pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
I cheated by wearing a clockwork crown with constantly rotating mechanical canaries at all times. Ah, how I miss my years at Acme University.
6:16pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
😂
6:21pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
Hoping to study for a PHD on the long term effects of dynamite on coyotes.
8:37pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
"Hoping to study for a PHD on the long term effects of dynamite on coyotes."
Unfortunately there appears to be a shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma.
12:13am
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite.
6:39pm
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
"...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite."
Sounds like a winner.
8:26am
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I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. [C CaMel]
Damn, this is clever. It's a shame the late entries so often go overlooked. Nice find Scrijjy.
8:57pm
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A Briefer History of Time [C CaMel]