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C CaMel
signed up: 6 years, 3 months ago
profile viewed: 5 time(s) this week
caption quota: 49
votes given since joining: 2,148
super vote quota: 23
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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£50 "Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09 |
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 19:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 19:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 8:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 19:12:01 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37 |
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08/08/17 11:11:29 |
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28/07/17 21:53:24 |
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04/05/17 11:13:43 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26 |
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12/09/16 19:58:57 |
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16/05/15 21:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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19/08/18 11:39:51 |
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05/10/17 19:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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Fri 13:01:40 |
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07/01/19 8:01:30 |
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Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52 |
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26/12/18 12:55:24 |
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SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
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13/12/17 12:10:10 |
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Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22 |
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06/08/16 19:13:02 |
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16/09/18 19:22:42 |
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15/08/18 18:18:17 |
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This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
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"Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20 |
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more captions
Nod to 20.11.48
8:52pm
comment on caption:
'Will someone write a song about this?'
Stevie Wonders [C CaMel]
Similar to 20:01:47?
9:26pm
comment on caption:
She hit a bogey. [C CaMel]
Nod to 20:01:47
10:34pm
comment on caption:
She hit a bogey. [C CaMel]
Bit macabre!
6:45pm
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Korean Supermarket now 50% Off. [C CaMel]
SPLOOGE!!!
3:19pm
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"To the **atcave!" [C CaMel]
Made me think...
7:56pm
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Mike Oldfield's Lost Property [C CaMel]
"Come and get me Mr Spacey!"
1:44pm
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American Butty [C CaMel]
Jeez, the DVD is literally sitting next to me as I type and I still needed that hint ... duh. Thanks Karyn.
10:02pm
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American Butty [C CaMel]
You're welcome James. I was within seconds of deleting this comment as I wasn't sure if anyone would get it. Always a problem when referring to a film that perhaps isn't that well known.
10:20pm
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American Butty [C CaMel]
Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers.
10:59pm
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American Butty [C CaMel]