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C CaMel
signed up: 7 years, 12 months ago
profile viewed: 6 time(s) this week
caption quota: 41
votes given since joining: 2,933
super vote quota: 18
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 19:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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£50 "Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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28/06/19 7:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 19:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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18/09/20 10:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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09/04/20 8:34:32 |
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02/04/20 19:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 19:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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09/05/20 8:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 21:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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08/05/20 7:14:31 |
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01/05/20 7:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 8:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 19:12:01 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21 |
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“Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre.” 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37 |
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08/08/17 11:11:29 |
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28/07/17 21:53:24 |
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04/05/17 11:13:43 |
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24/05/20 19:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19 |
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27/09/19 7:12:44 |
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07/07/19 19:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26 |
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12/09/16 19:58:57 |
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16/05/15 21:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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07/10/20 7:25:36 |
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03/09/20 11:14:18 |
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Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
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16/04/20 20:55:38 |
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02/04/20 7:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 19:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
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15/09/19 19:01:17 |
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The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 11:33:27 |
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29/08/19 19:34:00 |
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19/08/18 11:39:51 |
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05/10/17 19:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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"Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08 |
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22/07/19 12:01:54 |
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15/02/19 13:01:40 |
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07/01/19 8:01:30 |
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Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52 |
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26/12/18 12:55:24 |
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SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
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13/12/17 12:10:10 |
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Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22 |
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06/08/16 19:13:02 |
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"Nice shoes but you still can't go on the rollercoaster." 22/09/20 7:22:42 |
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"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 19:15:13 |
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"I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28 |
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Struggling dentist regrets selling chair. 03/10/19 11:02:43 |
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18/08/19 19:10:16 |
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'My husband assures me this is a 9 inch pizza.' 30/03/19 12:09:16 |
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16/09/18 19:22:42 |
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15/08/18 18:18:17 |
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This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
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"Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20 |
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09/11/17 8:03:32 |
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06/11/17 12:04:26 |
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29/10/17 20:44:21 |
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26/08/17 19:53:46 |
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Monica Lewinsky's view of America 12/08/17 10:01:19 |
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"Ohhhh Captain! Myyy...CAPTAIN!" --Jason Plessas
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Time Team unearth ancient lion tamer settlement 04/05/17 16:07:54 |
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He later married a large chick in Kiev 03/05/17 8:01:21 |
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29/01/17 8:13:32 |
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27/01/17 9:24:34 |
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Without an encore the crowd turned violet 05/08/16 8:30:24 |
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22/09/13 8:51:59 |
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From this angle you can see her growler 17/01/13 8:15:06 |
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The directions were straight forward 03/12/12 12:53:16 |
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' When it comes to sausages, I lean towards Walls ' 27/11/12 20:56:41 |
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30/11/12 8:14:44 |
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"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now." Fri 11:02:16 |
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"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?" 08/05/20 11:04:04 |
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"Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." 25/04/20 20:34:15 |
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He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else. --Willie Johnson
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”We have one chair in stock, but there’s a second coming in the warehouse.” 22/02/20 8:58:05 |
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"Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay." 29/08/19 8:36:32 |
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11/06/19 19:28:47 |
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21/05/19 19:59:47 |
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"I'll do it next weekend dear." 11/02/19 20:24:55 |
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06/11/18 20:34:07 |
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14/07/18 8:18:13 |
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13/07/18 15:57:08 |
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It matches the grandfather glock 03/06/18 19:51:51 |
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13/05/18 19:10:52 |
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25/02/18 8:01:53 |
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'Caught anything?' 01/10/17 19:43:09 |
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He should work on his delivery 22/09/17 20:28:59 |
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03/09/17 12:31:26 |
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For even greater viewing pleasure, add Sky Box Orifice --Mr Dome
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08/05/17 5:16:06 |
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"Nothin' personal, mate, it's just we feel you're growing in a different direction from us." --Crunchy Chords
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07/05/20 11:18:00 |
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Kleptomania, all of the signs were there. 19/04/20 19:00:37 |
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"How is Malcolm since the divorce?" 11/04/20 21:11:18 |
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02/02/20 22:40:32 |
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02/02/20 9:13:21 |
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After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories. 22/08/19 8:08:44 |
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15/08/19 21:30:36 |
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12/02/19 12:50:02 |
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Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers. --James Lennox
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06/01/19 21:18:31 |
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Paris Marathon winner; "my feet are in terrible pain." 10/08/18 19:30:33 |
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"we relied on the withdrawal method" 05/08/18 22:43:51 |
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31/05/18 7:11:48 |
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03/03/18 20:01:58 |
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16/12/17 9:00:57 |
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10/12/17 20:17:33 |
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01/11/17 8:01:18 |
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"cancel the picnic, the tables here are wonky" 23/09/17 21:12:36 |
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21/01/17 19:26:56 |
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Bike-aroo? --Welsh Rarebit
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'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph' 24/11/12 20:19:08 |
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Bubbles still fears the Man in the Mirror. 07/10/20 7:17:46 |
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01/10/20 21:00:18 |
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At the moment it's Pit Bulls. In the noughties, Staffies. Rottweilers in the '90s. Dobermans in the '80s. Alsatians in the '70s. But in the 1940s you had to watch out for those ferocious Border Collies, known then as 'The new Jack Russel... --Karyn Harrison
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12/09/20 20:10:52 |
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"It's the HP sauce dispensing that spoiled my appetite." 23/08/20 19:26:39 |
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22/04/20 19:02:50 |
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Your mum takes a good photo but needs to watch out for reflections. 07/04/20 20:26:45 |
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The day I sunburned my left testicle I thought; Could this day get any worse? 03/04/20 19:17:54 |
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29/03/20 11:24:58 |
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22/02/20 18:03:46 |
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‘Dad raised me single handedly.’ 02/01/20 23:48:51 |
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“Tommy, loosen your grip on the rugby ball.” 12/10/19 10:16:13 |
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The artist later known as Prince. 16/08/19 11:08:14 |
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30/01/19 20:02:48 |
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"one minute your outside a rockstar's hotel...." 22/01/19 20:59:00 |
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"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?" 22/01/19 20:42:08 |
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10/01/19 8:04:33 |
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31/12/18 8:13:32 |
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If only I'd had hundreds and thousands on mine. 10/06/18 8:31:55 |
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It was clear from his face, the number 2 had arrived early. 01/06/18 12:01:11 |
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30/05/18 20:07:52 |
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02/03/18 14:16:40 |
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"He's a long standing member." 18/12/17 17:34:46 |
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Seconds later John was killed by a high speed wheelie bin 07/11/17 20:32:10 |
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Was it a recycling bin? --Pussy Galore
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"Hi can I get a sausage and sausage McSausage" 17/10/17 11:43:10 |
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02/09/17 7:39:58 |
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"Hollow! Is it sea you're looking for?" 07/08/17 12:26:49 |
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01/08/17 19:48:16 |
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'I just got the chair, the footstool was a little deer' 28/07/17 22:00:59 |
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05/07/17 22:28:28 |
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"We love seeing his face light up!" 16/01/17 16:27:11 |
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"These hanging air fresheners are the dogs bollocks" 07/01/17 21:54:16 |
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18/11/16 12:14:26 |
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14/09/16 19:32:35 |
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25/09/13 11:16:14 |
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'Can we settle the swill please?' 20/09/13 21:58:06 |
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Nod to 20.00.09
7:09pm
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Twin peeks [C CaMel]
Is her name Paige?
11:47am
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Turner and Pooch [C CaMel]
Wow - there's a new jet black stealth edition!?
7:47pm
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We stand in unity against those who stick sanitary towels to the back of people's heads, always. [C CaMel]
Pete Doherty reminds my mum of a baby owl.
2:26pm
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Pete Doherty is looking well. [C CaMel]
At the moment it's Pit Bulls. In the noughties, Staffies. Rottweilers in the '90s. Dobermans in the '80s. Alsatians in the '70s. But in the 1940s you had to watch out for those ferocious Border Collies, known then as 'The new Jack Russells'.
10:21am
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Seeing any sort of dogfight makes me think of my Great Grandfather, he was killed in 1942 by a border collie. [C CaMel]
Cinema? I think I remember that.
2:55pm
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I always seem to sit behind this guy in the cinema. [C CaMel]
What is the best time?
10:02pm
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"It's always at the worst possible time I get an itchy bum." [C CaMel]
The Renaissance
4:32pm
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"It's always at the worst possible time I get an itchy bum." [C CaMel]
The Great Wheelbarrow Slope Disaster of 2020
5:46pm
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They were all killed in an industrial accident, their employer was innocent. [C CaMel]
I guess that means he's a "member" of the human race?
1:48am
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Debbie:"...and which dickhead forgot the spacesuits?" [C CaMel]