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C CaMel
signed up: 7 years, 9 months ago
profile viewed: 2 time(s) this week
caption quota: 36
votes given since joining: 2,809
super vote quota: 19
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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£50 "Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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02/04/20 20:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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09/05/20 9:33:14 |
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"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 22:13:13 |
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19/12/12 13:11:47 |
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08/05/20 8:14:31 |
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01/05/20 8:04:09 |
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With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37 |
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25/08/18 9:22:02 |
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After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 8:04:18 |
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I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13 |
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17/10/17 20:12:01 |
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"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 8:15:21 |
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“Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre.” 05/02/20 20:51:21 |
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Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 13:48:37 |
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08/08/17 12:11:29 |
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28/07/17 22:53:24 |
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04/05/17 12:13:43 |
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24/05/20 20:33:59 |
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"Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 8:25:19 |
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27/09/19 8:12:44 |
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07/07/19 20:53:13 |
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This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 17:13:28 |
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25/02/18 20:01:00 |
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No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31 |
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10/11/17 20:08:13 |
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Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 20:52:35 |
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So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 17:31:26 |
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12/09/16 20:58:57 |
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16/05/15 22:59:58 |
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08/01/13 8:08:06 |
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'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 20:45:25 |
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13/11/12 8:29:57 |
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"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39 |
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16/04/20 21:55:38 |
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02/04/20 8:30:16 |
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I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 20:09:04 |
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The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
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15/09/19 20:01:17 |
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The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 12:33:27 |
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29/08/19 20:34:00 |
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19/08/18 12:39:51 |
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05/10/17 20:15:00 |
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23/01/17 10:00:34 |
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"Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08 |
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22/07/19 13:01:54 |
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15/02/19 13:01:40 |
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07/01/19 8:01:30 |
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Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52 |
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26/12/18 12:55:24 |
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SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
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13/12/17 12:10:10 |
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Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22 |
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06/08/16 20:13:02 |
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"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 20:15:13 |
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"I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28 |
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Struggling dentist regrets selling chair. 03/10/19 12:02:43 |
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18/08/19 20:10:16 |
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'My husband assures me this is a 9 inch pizza.' 30/03/19 12:09:16 |
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16/09/18 20:22:42 |
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15/08/18 19:18:17 |
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This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
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"Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20 |
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09/11/17 8:03:32 |
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06/11/17 12:04:26 |
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29/10/17 20:44:21 |
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26/08/17 20:53:46 |
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Monica Lewinsky's view of America 12/08/17 11:01:19 |
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"Ohhhh Captain! Myyy...CAPTAIN!" --Jason Plessas
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Time Team unearth ancient lion tamer settlement 04/05/17 17:07:54 |
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He later married a large chick in Kiev 03/05/17 9:01:21 |
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29/01/17 8:13:32 |
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27/01/17 9:24:34 |
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Without an encore the crowd turned violet 05/08/16 9:30:24 |
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22/09/13 9:51:59 |
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From this angle you can see her growler 17/01/13 8:15:06 |
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The directions were straight forward 03/12/12 12:53:16 |
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' When it comes to sausages, I lean towards Walls ' 27/11/12 20:56:41 |
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30/11/12 8:14:44 |
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"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?" 08/05/20 12:04:04 |
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"Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." 25/04/20 21:34:15 |
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He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else. --Willie Johnson
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”We have one chair in stock, but there’s a second coming in the warehouse.” 22/02/20 8:58:05 |
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"Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay." 29/08/19 9:36:32 |
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11/06/19 20:28:47 |
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21/05/19 20:59:47 |
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"I'll do it next weekend dear." 11/02/19 20:24:55 |
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06/11/18 20:34:07 |
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14/07/18 9:18:13 |
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13/07/18 16:57:08 |
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It matches the grandfather glock 03/06/18 20:51:51 |
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13/05/18 20:10:52 |
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25/02/18 8:01:53 |
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'Caught anything?' 01/10/17 20:43:09 |
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He should work on his delivery 22/09/17 21:28:59 |
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03/09/17 13:31:26 |
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For even greater viewing pleasure, add Sky Box Orifice --Mr Dome
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08/05/17 6:16:06 |
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"Nothin' personal, mate, it's just we feel you're growing in a different direction from us." --Crunchy Chords
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07/05/20 12:18:00 |
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Kleptomania, all of the signs were there. 19/04/20 20:00:37 |
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"How is Malcolm since the divorce?" 11/04/20 22:11:18 |
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02/02/20 22:40:32 |
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02/02/20 9:13:21 |
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After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories. 22/08/19 9:08:44 |
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15/08/19 22:30:36 |
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12/02/19 12:50:02 |
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Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers. --James Lennox
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06/01/19 21:18:31 |
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Paris Marathon winner; "my feet are in terrible pain." 10/08/18 20:30:33 |
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"we relied on the withdrawal method" 05/08/18 23:43:51 |
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03/03/18 20:01:58 |
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16/12/17 9:00:57 |
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10/12/17 20:17:33 |
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01/11/17 8:01:18 |
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"cancel the picnic, the tables here are wonky" 23/09/17 22:12:36 |
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13/08/17 20:07:56 |
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21/01/17 19:26:56 |
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Bike-aroo? --Welsh Rarebit
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20/10/16 21:08:43 |
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24/05/15 13:00:12 |
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'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph' 24/11/12 20:19:08 |
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22/04/20 20:02:50 |
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Your mum takes a good photo but needs to watch out for reflections. 07/04/20 21:26:45 |
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The day I sunburned my left testicle I thought; Could this day get any worse? 03/04/20 20:17:54 |
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22/02/20 18:03:46 |
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‘Dad raised me single handedly.’ 02/01/20 23:48:51 |
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“Tommy, loosen your grip on the rugby ball.” 12/10/19 11:16:13 |
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The artist later known as Prince. 16/08/19 12:08:14 |
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30/01/19 20:02:48 |
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"one minute your outside a rockstar's hotel...." 22/01/19 20:59:00 |
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"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?" 22/01/19 20:42:08 |
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10/01/19 8:04:33 |
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31/12/18 8:13:32 |
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24/08/18 21:23:02 |
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24/07/18 9:07:38 |
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If only I'd had hundreds and thousands on mine. 10/06/18 9:31:55 |
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It was clear from his face, the number 2 had arrived early. 01/06/18 13:01:11 |
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"He's a long standing member." 18/12/17 17:34:46 |
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Seconds later John was killed by a high speed wheelie bin 07/11/17 20:32:10 |
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Was it a recycling bin? --Pussy Galore
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"Hi can I get a sausage and sausage McSausage" 17/10/17 12:43:10 |
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"Hollow! Is it sea you're looking for?" 07/08/17 13:26:49 |
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'I just got the chair, the footstool was a little deer' 28/07/17 23:00:59 |
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"We love seeing his face light up!" 16/01/17 16:27:11 |
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"These hanging air fresheners are the dogs bollocks" 07/01/17 21:54:16 |
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'Can we settle the swill please?' 20/09/13 22:58:06 |
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" My parents hope I meet a nice feller. " 15/01/13 8:28:39 |
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28/04/20 9:46:16 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Dear me, I fell off my stool." 18/04/20 20:13:30 |
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"I'll wait for the next lift." 16/04/20 9:16:56 |
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31/03/20 8:07:21 |
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Take a bow. --Scrijjy Doo
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The punishment fits the rhyme.
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"Doctor it stings when I spree." [C CaMel]
He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else.
8:47am
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"Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." [C CaMel]
Nice.
2:37pm
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Centaur Stage [C CaMel]
"You're breaking up... : ( "
4:22pm
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Virgin Mobile [C CaMel]
Or a postman pet?
12:11pm
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Postman pet [C CaMel]
Thanks
12:16pm
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Postman pet [C CaMel]
And then became Frothy Man!
12:54pm
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It had been brewing for a while. [C CaMel]
Don't Bank on it.
12:09pm
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My balance has improved. [C CaMel]
And it's making them rich.
8:48pm
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"The pay here is peanuts." [C CaMel]
Nod to 20.00.09
8:09pm
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Twin peeks [C CaMel]