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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

An emotional rollercoaster.

06/03/20 12:32:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

"Now is as good as time as any I suppose...Kate, you were adopted.."

06/03/20 12:38:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5357James Lennox

She's just seen the sign that says "Weight must be distributed evenly on each side of the carriage".

06/03/20 16:10:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

The Mum's face said it all really. There's nothing quite like the smell of a child that's just shit itself...

06/03/20 12:03:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18095Troompa Loompa

"You know that thing that's going to happen to me for a week every month for at least the next 30 years?....I think it's just started."

06/03/20 12:45:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1018Mark Wilson

Come on baby be brave, if we survive this we're through to the next round and that bottle of hand sanitiser gel Top Prize is ours.

06/03/20 13:03:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

“Mum, should the track have a piece missing?”

06/03/20 12:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

♪ When you're rushing downhill,
and your pants begin to fill,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

06/03/20 12:19:34

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People think it's funny, but it's really hot & runny --Rachel P
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''Hands up if you want it to go faster.''

''By a narrow majority, the motion is carried forward.''

06/03/20 12:04:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

"I was fine until the lady next to me said she'd just been to Italy and started coughing."

06/03/20 12:00:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

We have been on this train for ages, We must be in Greece by now

06/03/20 12:00:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18095Troompa Loompa

"You know how Jim fixed it for the Scouts to go on the Revolution? Now it's the Guides turn, I'm dropping you off in 5 minutes at his motorhome."

06/03/20 12:21:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14611Dan Nicholls

Life has its ups and downs, for example, her mum is about to bring her lunch up...

06/03/20 12:07:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

The Big Diaper

06/03/20 12:03:30

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 390Gavin Smithers

"Now is as good a time as any, I suppose- you WEREN'T adopted".

06/03/20 21:22:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

"My plan to feel boob is working perfectly."

06/03/20 18:13:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

Mother:- We’re staying on this thing till you promise to clean your room.
Daughter:- I promise, I promise!

06/03/20 14:57:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1515Rachel P

Shake, Rattle and Roll!

06/03/20 14:15:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21960Ian Skelding

"God, I've just had a thought, this is Alton Towers."
"I'll be all right, I've got prosthetic legs."

06/03/20 14:13:26

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1018Mark Wilson

That moment when you realise the person in the carriage ahead is gonna be sick

06/03/20 14:05:43

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

By the look on her face she must have a megafobia concerning rollercoasters.

06/03/20 13:55:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

She hadn’t known such terror in this life, but it took her back to when she was a Zulu Warrior called Will I Am, attacking Rorke’s Drift. The enemy officer had shouted “Fire at Will!”

06/03/20 13:49:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20357John Glover

"Mum, Big Joe has dropped his pants again!"
"I know love, try not to look."

06/03/20 13:35:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

It can’t be that bad, her knuckles haven’t turned white.

06/03/20 13:29:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1515Rachel P

Her therapist thought this might help with separation issues

06/03/20 13:13:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

Government officials try to make plans for the HS2 more appealing.

06/03/20 12:53:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

'If this is my birthday treat what's she got planned for Easter?'

06/03/20 12:30:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

'Holy shit! It's the Loch Ness Monster.''

06/03/20 12:27:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

Scream park

06/03/20 12:26:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

"How many captions has Bean done already?!"

06/03/20 12:25:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14611Dan Nicholls

She's not scared because of the ride, it's because her mum just shouted "HANDS UP? HANDS UP MY ASS!"

06/03/20 12:11:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 610Dev B

Karen was fine with the sudden rise and drops on the roller-coaster, what she couldn't handle was the turd farts from the scared lil girl next to her.

06/03/20 12:09:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

Stop taking photos of your kids in distress, Ainsley

06/03/20 12:08:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"I can't believe I just lost my phone."

06/03/20 12:05:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

Down with the kids

06/03/20 12:00:28

 
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