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	lol Read my lips... 28/02/19 8:18:57	24

	lol Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 8:35:09	1 23
Lol --Glyn Evans
	lol Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 8:10:34	1 23
Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
	lol clever I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50	1 22
Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
	The Grateful Dead 23/07/18 12:45:34	22


05/06/23 8:22:18		22 21
Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
	lol Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59	21

	creative clever x2 Leading him a stray 09/02/19 8:08:34	21

	Eaves-droppings 21/06/18 20:33:04	21

	🎵 He's got a cricket to ride 10/05/22 12:18:59	20

	Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01	1 20
I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
	Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07	20

	Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 8:23:41	1 19
Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
	lol creative Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38	2 19
Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
	Rob in Hood 28/06/21 20:19:00	1 19
Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
	Lean Cuisine 29/04/20 10:26:46	19

	- are you a wookie? - no I am an experienced wobot 19/12/19 8:44:08	3 19
Brilliant! --Lynne A
	I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14	19

	Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15	4 19
Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
	lol clever Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13	11 19
Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
	The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12	18

	creative My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54	2 18
Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
	To Kill a Mocking Bird 20/04/21 12:58:07	18

	clever Napoleon Bonerparty 14/03/18 12:05:46	1 18
To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
	clever Mad cow diocese 30/11/22 8:29:47	17

	clever Following the death of the restaurant manager, police arrested the graphics designer on suspicion of murder but could not find a motif 10/07/22 6:50:15	17

	It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15	17

	creative x2 Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15	17

	The organ grinder 15/08/20 8:22:50	17

	clever My very first memory.... 03/09/19 8:04:53	17

	Greying mantits 04/04/19 12:04:55	17

	The look of the Irish 30/03/23 8:09:23	16

	He must be a keeper 11/01/22 8:37:43	1 16
He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
	Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 13:58:25	16

	G-string quartet 19/03/20 8:08:10	2 16
His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
	lol Short people are so funny 01/02/20 9:01:50	16

	I see Santa's back 13/06/19 20:28:34	1 16

	lol Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26	16

	The local watering hole 27/02/19 23:09:20	16

	clever 🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15	16

	clever Croc Monsieur 29/07/18 12:12:09	16

	And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23	16

	I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38	16

	Hare today, gone tomorrow 02/12/16 21:34:16	16

	creative Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon.... 12/10/15 10:24:44	1 16
Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
	lol I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 8:18:57	15

	clever Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26	15

	creative Jason and the Argoknits 11/01/20 9:29:34	15

	He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51	15

	clever The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47	15

	Blade Runner 26/02/19 20:52:07	15

	creative The hunch back of nostril dam 12/01/19 8:08:58	15

	lol Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54	2 15

	lol x3 Birmingham dentist 14/05/18 9:17:02	1 15
The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
	Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28	15

	He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05	15

	As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 8:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 9:51:51	1 14

	creative The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 12:35:44	14

	Tom & Ferry 15/04/23 8:48:37	14

	Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30	14

	It's classed as game meat 16/01/23 8:52:32	14

	Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25	14

	Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14	14

	Please take your litter home 30/09/22 23:11:21	14

	Spring is in the air 28/11/21 8:39:20	14

	I don't get it 17/10/21 20:12:42	14

	creative The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12	14

	No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05	14

	Extreme social distancing 30/04/20 20:08:05	14

	She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44	14

	Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15	14

	Bet Grinch 06/01/20 20:18:52	14

	Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33	14

	I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32	14

	Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33	14

	What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37	14

	Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26	14

	Wayne's leap 08/12/18 12:00:52	14

	creative ðŸŽ¶ Goodbye Nomud Jeans 30/11/18 9:03:12	14

	clever I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15	14

	lol Nice slippers 28/07/18 12:11:49	1 14
So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
	On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25	3 14
I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
	Can I ask you equestrian? 30/09/17 2:05:50	14

	Brideseye view 12/09/17 21:41:57	14

	Pawn star 14/01/17 12:08:04	14

	I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond 08/08/23 12:45:43, edited: 08/08/23 14:19:20	1 13

	- What's it like being in your family? - We have our uppers and downers 19/06/23 13:10:00	13

	Spokey 26/10/22 8:46:16	13

	lol Village of the Rammed 28/05/22 12:43:28	13

	lol That's Asbo price 15/05/22 8:08:59	13

	Hard core porn 07/05/22 12:04:27	2 13
I've heard it's pretty seedy. --Karyn Harrison
	Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 12:27:36	13

	He slept like a log 23/02/22 8:16:47	13

	The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40	2 13
I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo. --James Lennox
	Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36	13

	Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45	13

	Sorry I can't find a pulse 13/01/21 15:18:57	13

	lol - What's for dinner love? - Shark's head 14/12/20 17:30:34	2 13
Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL! --Karyn Harrison
	Death roll 14/12/20 8:52:13	13

	lol Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54	13

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last comments (total: 434)

Life imitating instruction manual. Congratulations, Mr Dome!

Glyn Evans

02/07/23
12:00pm

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Ah here it is,

How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]

Elevated above the rest. Let me tell you congratulations Mr. Dome, you've served up a great one. Love it.
And thank you for contributing your prize money back to the site. You are generous to a fault.

(* It has come to my attention that Saturday 12:00am has already used the word "love", sorry about that Crunchy.
Oh, and I was just wondering, do they still jump over the net in tennis to congratulate the winner? Not that I could do it at my age, but just wondering.)

Willie Johnson

03/07/23
1:52am

comment on caption:
Ah here it is,

How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]

Sorry I'm late Mr D. Congrats, great caption.

The Wolf

11/07/23
9:35am

comment on caption:
Ah here it is,

How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]

Took me a while, but I finally got there.

John Glover

27/07/23
7:06pm

comment on caption:
Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim [Mr Dome]

Changed 'have' to 'gave' so it actually makes sense. Unlike this summer weather

(caption author)

05/08/23
9:53am

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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign [Mr Dome]

Oh, that makes sense... I thought 'bear grills' was a thing... not a person. Clever... learned something new.

Kathleen Ralph

06/08/23
6:01pm

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We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]

Sorry, Mr. Dome... I'm a newbie still learning the ropes, and have not been using the forum. I thought that I could enter a second response beside (the caption in question,)
and somehow I managed to block your caption with my response. Please accept my apologies. I saw, after the fact, where I should have posted it. I was just going to
question Chris on how to get your caption back, but I see it has been rectified. Please Bear with ME... lol.

Kathleen Ralph

06/08/23
6:31pm

comment on caption:
We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]

Hahaha. All good 😁😁 and no need for sorry at all I was on just joking 😁

(caption author)

06/08/23
6:52pm

comment on caption:
We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]

Thank you

(caption author)

08/08/23
2:19pm

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I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond [Mr Dome]

Lol