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Mr Dome
signed up: 9 years, 10 months ago
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If you stop by, say hi!
Also, never play leapfrog with a naked man
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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23/07/18 11:45:34 |
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£50 Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15 |
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29/07/18 11:12:09 |
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And now it’s also a woman’s best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23 |
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I’m not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 9:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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Unfortunately his wife can’t have it all. Dave has no penis but he’s a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54 |
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14/05/18 8:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He’s taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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Sat 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 14:16:15 |
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28/07/18 11:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 7:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
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30/09/17 1:05:50 |
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12/09/17 20:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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07/09/18 11:02:53 |
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It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison
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Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him 22/02/18 13:38:49 |
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Have you taken my pen, Gwynne? 10/11/17 12:02:50 |
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For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day 18/10/17 9:12:34 |
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'...and now the Netherlands entry...' 16/07/16 7:10:50 |
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17/11/18 13:31:09 |
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Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek 09/08/18 13:36:59 |
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Children should be seen and not herd 16/12/17 20:39:47 |
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Sorry boys, Black Friday is tomorrow 23/11/17 9:57:22 |
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I know Americans have funny names for things, but I thought the trunk was at the rear of the car 13/11/17 0:52:31 |
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Well done. I tried and failed to think of a way to work in that gag. --Pussy Galore
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11/11/17 20:33:46 |
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16/11/16 20:11:09 |
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05/10/18 20:59:32 |
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Clever --Funny Bean
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The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime 08/09/18 8:13:30 |
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"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity." --Crunchy Chords
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08/03/18 8:14:10 |
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Bang-gangers --Mr Dome
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28/12/17 8:10:21 |
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22/10/17 12:16:59 |
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Kim had always wanted a photo of a leprechaun pissing against a lamp-post 17/09/17 7:31:48 |
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Jackie Stallone's 4th tummy tuck wasn't very successful 29/08/17 20:23:39 |
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I've never come this way before 24/08/17 4:51:49 |
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Heheheh --sandeep chahal
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Unfortunately for Tabatha Stringfellow, she has her mother's body but her dad's looks 12/07/17 8:12:45 |
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After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed 16/01/17 12:33:54 |
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17/06/16 6:14:21 |
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Weally good --John Glover
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'When I said you can slide your hot rod into my bush....' 17/01/16 12:15:55 |
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As the deaf lovers skipped merrily down the streets, nothing could dampen their spirits 02/08/15 9:39:02 |
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18/11/18 10:19:40 |
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Peter Parker cooked a pack of pickled peppers 05/09/18 19:40:31 |
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People in Saudi Arabia don’t like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do 07/06/18 20:34:02 |
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An old one, but it made me laugh. --Pussy Galore
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more captions
"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity."
1:06am
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The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime [Mr Dome]
Clever
1:51pm
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He's only got one futon [Mr Dome]
Thanks Mr Bean
4:11pm
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He's only got one futon [Mr Dome]
Mr Dome I have huge respect for your contributions but I don't understand this one please enlighten me!
8:57pm
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Up? [Mr Dome]
The film Up - Karl Fredricksen the old guy. I put it as an aide memoire to change it to include a caption with the character's name because I couldn't remember it at the time. But then forgot to change it 😕🙄🤷🏻♂️
http://palcoscenico.blogia.com/2011/072901-cuentan-que-los-ninos-dicen-la-verdad.php
7:37am
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Up? [Mr Dome]
:-)
6:17pm
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Up? [Mr Dome]
He should learn not to jump to conclusions.
5:39pm
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Unfortunately the lift was not actually there and Dave plummeted 42 floors to his death [Mr Dome]
His reasoning was floored
7:49pm
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Unfortunately the lift was not actually there and Dave plummeted 42 floors to his death [Mr Dome]
V frustrating...
5:33pm
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Dave was caught fly tipping [Mr Dome]
Poor Dave!
7:26pm
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This is Dave. Dave is so proud of himself for building such a magnificent snowman that he posted this picture on Instagram. He got 6 likes from his wife, 3 kids, his best mate Darren and his mum. But Dave got trolled for being such a smug bastard and is now in hiding after receiving death threats. The moral of this story is always be careful what you post in the public domain as someone will always take offence. Good bye Dave. More gin, anyone? [Mr Dome]