Mr Dome
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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23/07/18 12:45:34 |
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 20:33:04 |
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10/05/22 12:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron.
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
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28/06/21 20:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it?
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29/04/20 10:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant!
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford?
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption.
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20/04/21 12:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice!
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15 |
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15/08/20 8:22:50 |
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03/09/19 8:04:53 |
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04/04/19 12:04:55 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy.
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 13:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle?
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 20:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15 |
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29/07/18 12:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 10:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears...
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 8:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54 |
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14/05/18 9:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..."
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 20:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 20:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15 |
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28/07/18 12:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly
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30/09/17 2:05:50 |
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12/09/17 21:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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15/05/22 8:08:59 |
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07/05/22 12:04:27 |
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I've heard it's pretty seedy.
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Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 12:27:36 |
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23/02/22 8:16:47 |
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The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40 |
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I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo.
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Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36 |
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Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45 |
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13/01/21 15:18:57 |
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- What's for dinner love? 14/12/20 17:30:34 |
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Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL!
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14/12/20 8:52:13 |
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Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54 |
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Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships 26/05/20 12:08:17 |
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When are we taking the tree down? 27/04/20 12:45:15 |
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In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip 23/04/20 13:01:34 |
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Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg 08/03/20 13:58:41 |
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13/01/20 12:13:14 |
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This reminds me I must get the car washed 06/01/20 9:32:51 |
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04/01/20 9:28:33 |
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It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together.
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It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster 08/09/19 12:01:05 |
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Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so.... 01/09/19 9:08:11 |
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Shoplifters operate in this area 26/08/19 20:18:03 |
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Not the 70s disco I had in mind 12/08/19 12:18:22 |
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10/07/19 8:27:07 |
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28/04/19 8:21:35 |
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Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep 17/04/19 8:15:08 |
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"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^)
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22/12/18 12:32:03 |
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07/09/18 12:02:53 |
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It runs on Shell.
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Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him 22/02/18 13:38:49 |
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Have you taken my pen, Gwynne? 10/11/17 12:02:50 |
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For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day 18/10/17 10:12:34 |
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'...and now the Netherlands entry...' 16/07/16 8:10:50 |
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24/04/22 14:39:54 |
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23/01/22 8:30:05 |
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Lol. Clever
4:39pm
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Visited this on 11th April, nice setting but disappointed overall with no sign of the Shroud.
Karen, North Carolina [Mr Dome]
Similar pun to 8:00:28 unfortunately noticed too late to retract vote.
12:06am
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- Does Dave annoy you with his silly gadgets?
- Yes, he's irrigating [Mr Dome]
Hey, Steve, when I'm in voting mode I flick the view order to "latest" then start at the bottom and scroll up. Feels a bit weird at first but you quickly get used to it, and it solves the accidental voting for dupes problem. An added benefit is that your own votes aren't biased by others.
12:52am
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- Does Dave annoy you with his silly gadgets?
- Yes, he's irrigating [Mr Dome]
...and Gorilla tape.
10:46am
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- Why have you stuck a banana to the wall with gaffa tape?
- We've run out of Blu-Tac [Mr Dome]
I've heard it's pretty seedy.
9:14pm
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Hard core porn [Mr Dome]
It's not just the core that's hard.
5:35am
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Hard core porn [Mr Dome]
Everyone knows that if you want to defeat a cat, all you need is to let loose a piece of rubber with gas inside of it. It is humanity's one last hope.
Cats don't have the infallibility that everyone thinks they do. The main basis of their power and feline superiority only comes from fickle pet owners who worship these beasts like Gods.
8:19am
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Deranged, demented and (haha) declawed [Mr Dome]
Are the captioneers picking on you again Anon? - I'm here, I'll protect you from their heckling (and from my own too).
You don't need to worry whilst I'm here. You use and tell people to use grammar in whatever way you see fit. They'll have to get through me first.
At least nobody's gone so far as to say that there's an m and an s missing from the caption above.
We're all here for you Anon. Captioneer solidarity to the core!
Actually I'm heckling everyone. I will fight for Anon's use of grammar but I will also fight for captioneer's right to heckle. Showing solidarity for only one side or the other would be blatant fascism!
12:23pm
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]
A non family?
9:37pm
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]
Nice one, Willie but would a non family have solidarity? Okay, yes you do get lone wolves that go on fascist killing sprees, etc. Usually they think that they can gain or have been offered solidarity for themselves to or by committing such stupid acts but they fail to see all it does is cause carnage.
Family values are also a great way to make fascism palatable. "We are a family, become assimilated with us". Having an ideology's fine but give them guns (or not), make them angry and it's no longer a spree killing any more, it's a siege. Also being a family that supports a fascist regime means that you're a family that's not in the line of fire.
I highly doubt that the ladies above on a night out would be packing. If they are should they be drinking? - surely it'd interfere with their aim! Or would it?
10:34pm
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]