Mr Dome

Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 10:53:13

Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete

Napoleon Bonerparty

14/03/18 12:05:46

To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis

Greying mantits

04/04/19 12:04:55

The local watering hole

27/02/19 23:09:20

🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips

17/08/18 0:27:15

And now it’s also a woman’s best friend

Croc Monsieur

29/07/18 12:12:09

17/07/18 21:30:23

I’m not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave

13/01/18 8:30:38

Hare today, gone tomorrow

02/12/16 21:34:16

Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon....

12/10/15 10:24:44

Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby

The blind leading the colourblind

10/04/19 10:38:47

Blade Runner

26/02/19 20:52:07

The hunch back of nostril dam

12/01/19 8:08:58

Unfortunately his wife can’t have it all. Dave has no penis but he’s a great listener

20/05/18 12:40:54

lol x3

Birmingham dentist

14/05/18 9:17:02

The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember

Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump

07/02/18 17:42:28

He’s taking his cycling profishency test

06/01/18 8:26:05

Not sure 3 legged football will catch on

11/03/19 8:56:33

What are those Things on her head?

11/03/19 6:28:37

Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet

09/03/19 12:17:26

Wayne's leap

08/12/18 12:00:52

🎶 Goodbye Nomud Jeans

30/11/18 9:03:12

I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in

31/08/18 15:16:15

On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee

Nice slippers

28/07/18 12:11:49

So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal

25/03/18 8:29:25

I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome

Can I ask you equestrian?

30/09/17 2:05:50

Brideseye view

12/09/17 21:41:57

Pawn star

14/01/17 12:08:04

Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep

Wed 8:15:08

"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^) --Crunchy Chords

I said I wanted a futon

22/12/18 12:32:03

What a huge snail

07/09/18 12:02:53

It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison

Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him

22/02/18 13:38:49

Have you taken my pen, Gwynne?

10/11/17 12:02:50

For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day

18/10/17 10:12:34

'...and now the Netherlands entry...'

16/07/16 8:10:50

AHH f""k it's a tampon

Fri 20:47:17

Horseprung durch technik

29/12/18 9:36:19

Freeze frame

17/11/18 13:31:09

Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek

09/08/18 14:36:59

Children should be seen and not herd

16/12/17 20:39:47

Sorry boys, Black Friday is tomorrow

23/11/17 9:57:22

I know Americans have funny names for things, but I thought the trunk was at the rear of the car

13/11/17 0:52:31

Well done. I tried and failed to think of a way to work in that gag. --Pussy Galore

Next stop, Wigan

11/11/17 20:33:46

Pen pals

16/11/16 20:11:09

'It's not very long, the funfair is shite....' said Neptune as he started to diss a pier

14/02/19 9:05:16

Icy dead people

16/12/18 8:08:25

He's only got one futon

05/10/18 21:59:32

Clever --Funny Bean

The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime

08/09/18 9:13:30

"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity." --Crunchy Chords

At the ‘Shittest lookalikes convention’ it was hard to tell who anyone was meant to be. Except for the poster of Neil Diamond

08/03/18 8:14:10

Bang-gangers --Mr Dome

‘Aaahhhh. Bisto!’

28/12/17 8:10:21

Kim had always wanted a photo of a leprechaun pissing against a lamp-post

Where's willy?

22/10/17 13:16:59

17/09/17 8:31:48

Jackie Stallone's 4th tummy tuck wasn't very successful

29/08/17 21:23:39

I've never come this way before

24/08/17 5:51:49

Heheheh --sandeep chahal

Unfortunately for Tabatha Stringfellow, she has her mother's body but her dad's looks

12/07/17 9:12:45

After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed

16/01/17 12:33:54

'When I said you can slide your hot rod into my bush....'

White wing extwemists

17/06/16 7:14:21

Weally good --John Glover

17/01/16 12:15:55

As the deaf lovers skipped merrily down the streets, nothing could dampen their spirits

02/08/15 10:39:02

Deep tea fishing

18/11/18 10:19:40

Peter Parker cooked a pack of pickled peppers

05/09/18 20:40:31

People in Saudi Arabia don’t like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do

07/06/18 21:34:02

An old one, but it made me laugh. --Pussy Galore

Moray mint

08/02/18 20:16:18

As she entered the room, Josh remained stony faced whilst Dave’s eyes lit up

31/01/18 8:09:34

Dave had been to Glastonbury before so this time came prepared for the lack of adequate toilet facilities

11/01/18 23:39:38

Yule regret eating this

07/12/17 13:12:25

Ford Angular

29/09/17 8:09:34

Taking weirdos to a whole new level

24/09/17 8:03:17

The penis mightier than the sword

12/08/17 22:33:40

'COME IN NUMBER THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE. YOUR TIME IS UP!'

03/08/17 13:18:46

Bull ring

20/07/17 20:26:36

Who the fuck is Ron Maidens?

22/09/15 12:28:06

Not if you just read the letters --Mark England

Maybe this one will satisfy the cows

25/08/15 13:17:14

It's bad enough having one George Michael coming at you on Hampsted Heath, let alone eight

07/08/15 14:15:52

Warwick you should really audition for another part

23/03/19 8:04:51

On one hand it looks like it's a male, but on the other hand it could be female

19/02/19 8:49:51

Sole food

10/08/18 20:57:43

Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn’t find her clematis

24/07/18 20:22:06

06/06/18 20:42:54

What a weird looking cock! And what’s in the jar?

06/05/18 8:18:47

Learning to cross the road safely by a Belushi Beacon

01/05/18 20:30:04

Dave felt really hot in his costume - he loved his yellow dress

09/04/18 9:09:35

Nice misdirection. --Greg Curtis

Shittles - taste the rainbow of fruit flavours

02/04/18 8:02:33

Blazing Saddos

29/03/18 6:52:29

I said I wanted you to paint my porch pink!!

25/01/18 20:05:24

Sofa king lazy

23/01/18 20:17:11

Hairy Krishna

16/01/18 12:01:21

Being of a certain age, Mavis was embarrassed by her flushes

05/01/18 8:08:14

I find all this a little bazaar

22/11/17 9:33:16

Balan Singh

18/11/17 8:24:08

Following the robbery, the police are looking for a male, mid-20s, average build, with mousey hair

28/07/17 8:47:07

Old-age Mutant Human Turtles

14/02/17 9:30:49

On Wednesdays anyone can roll up

07/12/16 20:55:26

creative x2

BEEEEEEP
'WOULD THOSE SWIMMERS WEARING BLUE BANDS YOUR TIME IS UP! THAT'S BLUE BANDS PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THE POOL'

04/12/16 12:32:54

Big Dave never knew if he was coming or going

09/11/16 13:35:26

'And coming up next on Blue Peter, we'll show you how you can turn your old footwear into a scary Jason mask for Halloween'

03/08/16 12:04:21

Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move

13/07/16 2:48:31

Finally a good caption for this pic lol --Ross Davidson

''Hello darling. Yes the bastard traffic police have impounded my wheelchair again'

13/08/15 1:56:48

'parp'

10/04/19 8:08:10

More of a 'chuckle' than an 'lol', but it made me laugh :) --ant knee

The trailer has just dropped for the new Netflix series 'Battlestar galactHuckleberry Finn Star Trek wars'

05/04/19 21:04:27

Dave entered a cock fighting contest but only reached the semis

08/03/19 12:35:39

Going for a slash

05/03/19 12:14:59

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

Skeledor

25/02/19 8:17:02

The beginnings of the French Revolution

20/02/19 12:27:39

Dave was caught fly tipping

06/12/18 20:09:57

Flambéar

27/11/18 20:03:24

Why not? They look a bit squashed up together and I'm sure they'd prefer being spaced out

25/11/18 12:13:14

- I don't believe you. This is not a real frog
- ok yes you're right. Amphibian

18/11/18 12:42:09

Three massive tits

15/11/18 20:44:44

The borrowers just wanted to see how the sprouts were getting on on the other side of the broccolli

13/09/18 23:04:54

- Do you take two bottles into the shower?
- What’s a shower?

24/03/18 14:08:47

19/03/18 9:20:10

09/03/18 20:09:42

02/03/18 12:07:17

He’s been gibbon me nasty looks all day

22/01/18 8:47:11

I just shit in his tea but Donatello anyone

16/01/18 9:01:03

Happy b’day darling

08/12/17 8:06:49

I feel a little lightheaded this morning

08/10/17 8:08:13

People queuing for the new Clearasil wonder cream that claims to sort blackheads and wrinkles

05/10/17 12:14:38

For this old fella, the writing's on the wall

25/09/17 9:00:33

Despite everyone else's opinion, Dave thought his stomach looked grate

HOUSE!!

21/05/17 8:10:05

20/04/17 21:07:14

The Hound of the Bathbubbles

05/02/17 17:47:48

Puff the Tragic Dragon

27/01/17 18:29:27

Dave is the most frustrated man around, what with him having no hands...

13/01/17 0:09:20

Hahaha! Poor Dave, he doesn't have much luck in life... --Pussy Galore

One ring burner

27/11/16 8:53:14

'Is my house colour bold enough?'
'No, I think it's a bit conservative'

11/11/16 3:11:53

No doubt the Gulliver captions will start soon....

27/09/15 20:03:19

'I like melons. I also like tits. But which is better? There's only one way to find out!! ...... BITE!!!!''

24/07/15 17:46:29

Teething highlight of the week --Glad You Remember

When you are watching porn and wanking so hard your knob comes off in your hand

10/04/19 12:15:14

What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're waatching porn??Your ears -listening for the missus getting out of bed.. --stone face

Is this actually Caption.me or some shit US dating site??

28/03/19 12:01:58

'2 double cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 apple pies, and 2 large cokes. And for me....'

27/03/19 7:15:04

Have you never see a house fly?

22/03/19 21:53:48

Dorothy finally got laid

13/03/19 12:02:19

Oswald thought that Zeus was well hung

24/02/19 8:34:59

Think that's everything for the party. Bugger. Forgot the twiglets

25/01/19 22:21:13

It's a little nipper

15/12/18 12:03:43

The lesser known Greek philosopher Urinatees

13/12/18 23:17:01

Terrifido

21/11/18 20:08:13

Bride and gloom

06/11/18 13:37:56

A bridge too far

10/10/18 21:33:51

Do they think I was born yesterday?

02/10/18 21:42:56

Flies like a butterfly, stings when I pee

30/09/18 20:44:09

When he’s on video chat with Chloe, Josh always has his palm on his cock

13/08/18 8:10:34

Dave has just soiled his trousers

13/08/18 8:04:17

03/07/18 20:02:17

09/05/18 21:31:44

21/04/18 15:19:37

I wonder whose G-string twangs most

27/03/18 13:32:16

Bought in the closing down sale at Boys R Us

01/03/18 11:28:05

Sole mates

01/02/18 8:13:50

Oh Sinead. Dis is not what oi had in moind for a treesome

18/01/18 8:28:40

Puff Daddy

10/01/18 9:11:34

In an effort to be culturally inclusive, Warwick council introduce the 'Turbin'

05/01/18 15:14:14

Dickie bow

04/01/18 8:32:43

Dave was up to his usual mis-sheaf

03/01/18 9:55:40

‘Now....where’s the f*cking hamster gone??!!’

29/12/17 20:21:16

Now.... where did i put my scythe....??

29/12/17 13:18:13

Merman Munster

02/12/17 12:02:56

Starey starey night 🎼

30/11/17 9:45:56

Helps prevent anal sex - apply to your bum and it keeps the chaps away

10/11/17 20:11:56

They were all practical jokers at the superglue factory

04/11/17 20:04:04

Tuft love

12/10/17 8:12:23

No, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, n/a, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no

07/09/17 8:31:49

Nice. Glad you "logged in." --Greg Curtis

Sunflour

06/09/17 8:07:25

Guardians of the Ford Galaxy

22/08/17 9:29:00

Max was cheap, and had stamina

11/08/17 8:03:17

It was their wedding night and unfortunately for the tragic Mrs Dalek, she discovered too late that Mr Dalek suffered from premature extermination

17/06/17 20:16:29

Mediaeval Summer Murders

31/05/17 22:43:32

Dave always has astern look on his face

05/04/17 20:38:23

'Hi. Could you tell me where the toilets are please? I think I must have passed the sign.'

29/03/17 17:59:58

The restaurant is doing so well it's expanded and created 5 new roles

13/02/17 9:34:50

Doing bird

05/02/17 8:57:49

'Come and see Santa sleigh the monster!'

14/01/17 20:07:49

Cattle are on the decline

13/01/17 11:38:06

this deserves some votes --sandeep chahal

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
With love from
The Twats

21/12/16 0:48:04

What's your name honey?
I'm Petey Bee

15/12/16 16:57:28

Wish I had a super vote for this! --Petey Bee

'Ah bollocks!' thought Pussyus the Greek lion hero as he turned for another sip and looked straight at Medusa

19/07/16 22:19:41

Cock straps

01/04/16 8:10:39

'Oh! Here he comes to fix my loose flaps'

23/09/15 21:38:41

Bom chicka wah wah. --Doh Nutter

Petr Cech Is also disappointed with his FIFA 16 likeness

20/09/15 13:43:28

Thanks Anon!! --Mr Dome

Mike was the face of the transgender wonder drug Magasin 3

18/09/15 9:35:28