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Mr Dome
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If you stop by, say hi! Also, never play leapfrog with a naked man
Town/City: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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23/07/18 12:45:34 |
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 20:33:04 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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28/06/21 20:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
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29/04/20 10:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
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£50 Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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20/04/21 12:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15 |
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15/08/20 8:22:50 |
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03/09/19 8:04:53 |
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04/04/19 12:04:55 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 20:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15 |
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29/07/18 12:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 10:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54 |
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14/05/18 9:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 20:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15 |
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28/07/18 12:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
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30/09/17 2:05:50 |
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12/09/17 21:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40 |
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I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo. --James Lennox
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Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36 |
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Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45 |
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13/01/21 15:18:57 |
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- What's for dinner love? 14/12/20 17:30:34 |
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Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL! --Karyn Harrison
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14/12/20 8:52:13 |
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Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54 |
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Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships 26/05/20 12:08:17 |
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When are we taking the tree down? 27/04/20 12:45:15 |
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In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip 23/04/20 13:01:34 |
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Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg 08/03/20 13:58:41 |
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13/01/20 12:13:14 |
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This reminds me I must get the car washed 06/01/20 9:32:51 |
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04/01/20 9:28:33 |
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It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together. --Willie Johnson
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It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster 08/09/19 12:01:05 |
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Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so.... 01/09/19 9:08:11 |
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Shoplifters operate in this area 26/08/19 20:18:03 |
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Not the 70s disco I had in mind 12/08/19 12:18:22 |
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10/07/19 8:27:07 |
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28/04/19 8:21:35 |
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Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep 17/04/19 8:15:08 |
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"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^) --Crunchy Chords
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22/12/18 12:32:03 |
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07/09/18 12:02:53 |
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It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison
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Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him 22/02/18 13:38:49 |
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Have you taken my pen, Gwynne? 10/11/17 12:02:50 |
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For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day 18/10/17 10:12:34 |
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'...and now the Netherlands entry...' 16/07/16 8:10:50 |
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19/06/21 20:42:32 |
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02/04/21 13:25:38 |
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02/01/21 13:50:13 |
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Sad to see they're re-editing the works of Stanley Cubric. --Mauris Iocus
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That moment you realise everyone on the Zoom call can see you masturbating 23/09/20 20:14:56 |
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14/08/20 20:11:25 |
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This is the only known surviving photo of the man with the world's longest middle finger 20/07/20 13:25:44 |
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Sadly he lost it in a fight over a Snickers bar. --Karyn Harrison
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- Pea green? 19/07/20 12:35:24 |
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That's a lot of pee. Incontinence in continents, I guess you'd say. --Willie Johnson
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- Do you suffer with furballs? 03/04/20 12:15:23 |
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03/12/19 13:39:06 |
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01/12/19 8:02:05 |
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This is brilliant! --Karyn Harrison
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29/12/18 9:36:19 |
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17/11/18 13:31:09 |
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Jill walked out & slammed the door. Ten floors down she found Jack had jumped a-head to meet her. --Mauris Iocus
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Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek 09/08/18 14:36:59 |
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Children should be seen and not herd 16/12/17 20:39:47 |
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Sorry boys, Black Friday is tomorrow 23/11/17 9:57:22 |
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I know Americans have funny names for things, but I thought the trunk was at the rear of the car 13/11/17 0:52:31 |
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Well done. I tried and failed to think of a way to work in that gag. --Pussy Galore
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11/11/17 20:33:46 |
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16/11/16 20:11:09 |
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The peacock repeatedly told her to keep off the grass until he was blue in the face 01/06/21 8:18:40 |
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Yes, many of us do feel that way about recycled captions. 22/04/21 8:58:08 |
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That's either a monumental mistake or a brilliant caption. Or a very slow reflex. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 I came in like a raccoon ball 20/02/21 14:01:38 |
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Obviously third from the right was the only one who listened when they asked for a line-up 19/01/21 8:21:17 |
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Inaugural meeting of the Newcastle Grandmother's association 08/01/21 9:17:07 |
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18/11/20 8:58:49 |
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Never ask for a doggie bag at a Korean restaurant. --Scrijjy Doo
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12/08/20 8:12:37 |
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18/05/20 10:17:08 |
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This will not hurt a bit. Can't say the same for your head. --Willie Johnson
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It actually works, on the hole 09/04/20 12:09:55 |
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Gulliver! It's your mum on the phone 21/02/20 8:01:00 |
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08/02/20 8:10:34 |
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She should try the reverse clowngirl position 02/02/20 20:32:23 |
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Wooden door, wooden walls, wooden roof, wooden buy it 10/12/19 12:14:44 |
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01/11/19 12:53:27 |
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28/10/19 8:08:25 |
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His weight problem continues to escalate 09/07/19 12:06:05 |
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09/06/19 21:42:58 |
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20/05/19 20:37:33 |
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I think this has been photoshopped FFS. NOBODY has one of those phones any more 18/05/19 8:20:22 |
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'It's not very long, the funfair is shite....' said Neptune as he started to diss a pier 14/02/19 9:05:16 |
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05/10/18 21:59:32 |
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Clever --Funny Bean
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The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime 08/09/18 9:13:30 |
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"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity." --Crunchy Chords
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08/03/18 8:14:10 |
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Bang-gangers --Mr Dome
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28/12/17 8:10:21 |
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22/10/17 13:16:59 |
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Kim had always wanted a photo of a leprechaun pissing against a lamp-post 17/09/17 8:31:48 |
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Jackie Stallone's 4th tummy tuck wasn't very successful 29/08/17 21:23:39 |
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I've never come this way before 24/08/17 5:51:49 |
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Heheheh --sandeep chahal
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Unfortunately for Tabatha Stringfellow, she has her mother's body but her dad's looks 12/07/17 9:12:45 |
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After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed 16/01/17 12:33:54 |
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Weally good --John Glover
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'When I said you can slide your hot rod into my bush....' 17/01/16 12:15:55 |
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As the deaf lovers skipped merrily down the streets, nothing could dampen their spirits 02/08/15 10:39:02 |
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18/06/21 20:31:13 |
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What song was the penguins singing last night, watching England?........"Sea lions on my chest..." --stone face
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Go on lift up your skirt and show me your boobs 08/06/21 8:53:25 |
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Just bend over and think of England 09/04/21 20:08:50 |
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14/01/21 21:13:57 |
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Meanwhile on the Lockets production line... 24/11/20 12:25:55 |
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Obviously there were no disabled or parent parking spaces free 05/08/20 8:18:51 |
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02/08/20 13:18:03 |
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I gave her three different towels and told her to take her pic 21/03/20 12:20:55 |
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I'm not really a boob man but I could be suede 29/12/19 0:03:01 |
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A typical Sunday morning in Newcastle 17/11/19 8:37:16 |
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Everyday lol --Jack Joyce
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Shades? - check 09/09/19 12:21:48 |
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Ok, I'll just come back tomorrow after the 24 hours is up 02/09/19 12:23:43 |
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The famous Irish folk singer, Patty O'Doors 15/08/19 10:49:58 |
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Ahh. Delicious. My favourite Italian combination - spaghetti and gravy. 06/05/19 14:47:40 |
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18/11/18 10:19:40 |
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Peter Parker cooked a pack of pickled peppers 05/09/18 20:40:31 |
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People in Saudi Arabia don't like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do 07/06/18 21:34:02 |
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An old one, but it made me laugh. --Pussy Galore
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As she entered the room, Josh remained stony faced whilst Dave's eyes lit up 31/01/18 8:09:34 |
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29/09/17 8:09:34 |
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Taking weirdos to a whole new level 24/09/17 8:03:17 |
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The penis mightier than the sword 12/08/17 22:33:40 |
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'COME IN NUMBER THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE. YOUR TIME IS UP!' 03/08/17 13:18:46 |
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22/09/15 12:28:06 |
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Not if you just read the letters --Mark England
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Maybe this one will satisfy the cows 25/08/15 13:17:14 |
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It's bad enough having one George Michael coming at you on Hampsted Heath, let alone eight 07/08/15 14:15:52 |
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The Wilsons on holiday with their son after he was involved in a life-changing steamroller accident 15/07/21 8:28:14 |
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13/04/21 8:09:22 |
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He suffers from premature extermination 09/11/20 20:27:08 |
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07/11/20 8:12:41 |
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HOW DARE YOU? YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE 2 HAPPY SPIDERS UNDER THE TREE. --The Wolf
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The typical husband scenario. His dog looks up to him, but his wife looks down on him 23/09/20 8:11:56 |
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24/08/20 12:03:40 |
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- Did it hurt when he came out? 26/07/20 10:38:16 |
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01/05/20 12:14:16 |
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Lockdown had finally turned Dave into a sad and lonely man as he started doing jigsaws 29/04/20 12:37:00 |
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Brother David do you find your unfeasibly enormous left foot hinders you? 25/02/20 22:45:11 |
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There's trouble afoot! --Scrijjy Doo
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23/01/20 8:14:30 |
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Gulliver finally found Australia 03/12/19 20:10:36 |
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Kelly Osborne's looking far happier these days 28/11/19 12:16:47 |
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20/07/19 8:58:38 |
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Popeye and a bloke with big arms 21/06/19 20:23:19 |
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Warwick you should really audition for another part 23/03/19 8:04:51 |
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On one hand it looks like it's a male, but on the other hand it could be female 19/02/19 8:49:51 |
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10/08/18 20:57:43 |
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Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn't find her clematis 24/07/18 20:22:06 |
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R U kidding? That's to much.
10:42pm
comment on caption:
After the 8am and the midday one I was convinced tonight's photo would be a stunner but oh how I was wrong [Mr Dome]
What do you mean, caption author? I'm stunned (but maybe not in a good way).
10:51pm
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After the 8am and the midday one I was convinced tonight's photo would be a stunner but oh how I was wrong [Mr Dome]
I'm not a crack addict. Don't want to be the butt of anyone's joke.
10:58pm
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Nice butt crack [Mr Dome]
1110 110!!
12:20am
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I liked Vivvy's comment, it was even organised in byte sized blocks. Alas, when I went to vote for it, it had disappeared.
12:53am
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The robot to the left seems to have been compressed.
5:39am
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There was a heated exchange at Vivvy Towers last night. My son was passing by just as this caption came in and he offered to translate it. I foolishly left him, with fingers flying over the keyboard, to put the kettle on. On my return I discovered he'd placed a comment for me! I may just throttle him one of these days, if I can reach his neck.
9:11am
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I liked it Vivvy. This vote's for him ... He didn't have anything to do with the emergency phone caption did he?
10:37am
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I had thought there was no f in friend.
12:24pm
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There's no 'i' in friend [Mr Dome]
What, the f?
8:49am
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There's no 'i' in friend [Mr Dome]