Mr Dome

Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 10:53:13

Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete

Napoleon Bonerparty

14/03/18 12:05:46

To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis

My very first memory....

03/09/19 8:04:53

Greying mantits

04/04/19 12:04:55

G-string quartet

19/03/20 8:08:10

His penny whistle? --Mr Dome

Short people are so funny

01/02/20 9:01:50

I see Santa's back

13/06/19 20:28:34

Ooh I can see all her privet parts

22/05/19 12:13:26

The local watering hole

27/02/19 23:09:20

🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips

17/08/18 0:27:15

And now it’s also a woman’s best friend

Croc Monsieur

29/07/18 12:12:09

17/07/18 21:30:23

I’m not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave

13/01/18 8:30:38

Hare today, gone tomorrow

02/12/16 21:34:16

Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon....

12/10/15 10:24:44

Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby

He got so drunk he soiled himself

Jason and the Argoknits

11/01/20 9:29:34

13/12/19 12:05:51

The blind leading the colourblind

10/04/19 10:38:47

Blade Runner

26/02/19 20:52:07

The hunch back of nostril dam

12/01/19 8:08:58

Unfortunately his wife can’t have it all. Dave has no penis but he’s a great listener

20/05/18 12:40:54

lol x3

Birmingham dentist

14/05/18 9:17:02

The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember

Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump

07/02/18 17:42:28

He’s taking his cycling profishency test

06/01/18 8:26:05

Extreme social distancing

30/04/20 20:08:05

She later moved on to Nelson's column

21/04/20 8:10:44

Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist

20/02/20 20:47:15

Bet Grinch

06/01/20 20:18:52

Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team

11/12/19 20:50:33

I hate this frigging solid gold tie

16/10/19 12:24:32

Not sure 3 legged football will catch on

11/03/19 8:56:33

What are those Things on her head?

11/03/19 6:28:37

Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet

09/03/19 12:17:26

Wayne's leap

08/12/18 12:00:52

🎶 Goodbye Nomud Jeans

30/11/18 9:03:12

I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in

31/08/18 15:16:15

On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee

Nice slippers

28/07/18 12:11:49

So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal

25/03/18 8:29:25

I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome

Can I ask you equestrian?

30/09/17 2:05:50

Brideseye view

12/09/17 21:41:57

Pawn star

14/01/17 12:08:04

Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships

26/05/20 12:08:17

When are we taking the tree down?

27/04/20 12:45:15

In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip

23/04/20 13:01:34

Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg

08/03/20 13:58:41

'Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I don't think you'll like the size of the bill'

13/01/20 12:13:14

This reminds me I must get the car washed

06/01/20 9:32:51

It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster

Ikea Sportage

04/01/20 9:28:33

It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together. --Willie Johnson

08/09/19 12:01:05

Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so....

01/09/19 9:08:11

Shoplifters operate in this area

26/08/19 20:18:03

Not the 70s disco I had in mind

12/08/19 12:18:22

Potheads

10/07/19 8:27:07

Does my bun look big in this?

28/04/19 8:21:35

Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep

17/04/19 8:15:08

"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^) --Crunchy Chords

I said I wanted a futon

22/12/18 12:32:03

What a huge snail

07/09/18 12:02:53

It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison

Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him

22/02/18 13:38:49

Have you taken my pen, Gwynne?

10/11/17 12:02:50

For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day

18/10/17 10:12:34

'...and now the Netherlands entry...'

16/07/16 8:10:50

Frigging sperm whales

Thu 20:10:05

- Do you suffer with furballs?
- Not any more

03/04/20 12:15:23

It's how she keeps swarm

20/12/19 20:48:03

It has really good coverage

03/12/19 13:39:06

Come back with my bloody wig

01/12/19 8:02:05

As Dave came out of his cryogenic state, he suddenly realised things had changed significantly in 400 years

20/04/19 20:48:31

This is brilliant! --Karyn Harrison

AHH f""k it's a tampon

19/04/19 20:47:17

Horseprung durch technik

29/12/18 9:36:19

Freeze frame

17/11/18 13:31:09

Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek

09/08/18 14:36:59

Children should be seen and not herd

16/12/17 20:39:47

Sorry boys, Black Friday is tomorrow

23/11/17 9:57:22

I know Americans have funny names for things, but I thought the trunk was at the rear of the car

13/11/17 0:52:31

Well done. I tried and failed to think of a way to work in that gag. --Pussy Galore

Next stop, Wigan

11/11/17 20:33:46

Pen pals

16/11/16 20:11:09

This bit will hurt

18/05/20 10:17:08

This will not hurt a bit. Can't say the same for your head. --Willie Johnson

It actually works, on the hole

09/04/20 12:09:55

Gulliver! It's your mum on the phone

21/02/20 8:01:00

* anyway

08/02/20 8:10:34

She should try the reverse clowngirl position

02/02/20 20:32:23

Wooden door, wooden walls, wooden roof, wooden buy it

10/12/19 12:14:44

Sip Vicious

01/11/19 12:53:27

Crimp my ride

28/10/19 8:08:25

Is that a bun in the oven??

17/08/19 8:01:41

His weight problem continues to escalate

09/07/19 12:06:05

I think this has been photoshopped FFS. NOBODY has one of those phones any more

ZZZZZzzzzz...... Top

09/06/19 21:42:58

And some WD40 please

20/05/19 20:37:33

18/05/19 8:20:22

'It's not very long, the funfair is shite....' said Neptune as he started to diss a pier

14/02/19 9:05:16

Icy dead people

16/12/18 8:08:25

He's only got one futon

05/10/18 21:59:32

Clever --Funny Bean

The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime

08/09/18 9:13:30

"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity." --Crunchy Chords

At the ‘Shittest lookalikes convention’ it was hard to tell who anyone was meant to be. Except for the poster of Neil Diamond

08/03/18 8:14:10

Bang-gangers --Mr Dome

‘Aaahhhh. Bisto!’

28/12/17 8:10:21

Kim had always wanted a photo of a leprechaun pissing against a lamp-post

Where's willy?

22/10/17 13:16:59

17/09/17 8:31:48

Jackie Stallone's 4th tummy tuck wasn't very successful

29/08/17 21:23:39

I've never come this way before

24/08/17 5:51:49

Heheheh --sandeep chahal

Unfortunately for Tabatha Stringfellow, she has her mother's body but her dad's looks

12/07/17 9:12:45

After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed

16/01/17 12:33:54

'When I said you can slide your hot rod into my bush....'

White wing extwemists

17/06/16 7:14:21

Weally good --John Glover

17/01/16 12:15:55

As the deaf lovers skipped merrily down the streets, nothing could dampen their spirits

02/08/15 10:39:02

I gave her three different towels and told her to take her pic

21/03/20 12:20:55

I'm not really a boob man but I could be suede

29/12/19 0:03:01

A typical Sunday morning in Newcastle

17/11/19 8:37:16

Everyday lol --Jack Joyce

The bear necesshitties

06/10/19 23:01:42

Shades? - check
Wig? - check
Suit? - checked

09/09/19 12:21:48

Ok, I'll just come back tomorrow after the 24 hours is up

02/09/19 12:23:43

The famous Irish folk singer, Patty O'Doors

15/08/19 10:49:58

I love home baking

30/07/19 8:49:44

Ahh. Delicious. My favourite Italian combination - spaghetti and gravy.

ExpeliTrumpus

15/07/19 14:13:09

Pope John Paul the turd

27/05/19 12:31:48

WWTF

25/05/19 22:14:55

Jean Dough

20/05/19 12:30:27

06/05/19 14:47:40

Deep tea fishing

18/11/18 10:19:40

Peter Parker cooked a pack of pickled peppers

05/09/18 20:40:31

People in Saudi Arabia don’t like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do

07/06/18 21:34:02

An old one, but it made me laugh. --Pussy Galore

Moray mint

08/02/18 20:16:18

As she entered the room, Josh remained stony faced whilst Dave’s eyes lit up

31/01/18 8:09:34

Dave had been to Glastonbury before so this time came prepared for the lack of adequate toilet facilities

11/01/18 23:39:38

Yule regret eating this

07/12/17 13:12:25

Ford Angular

29/09/17 8:09:34

Taking weirdos to a whole new level

24/09/17 8:03:17

The penis mightier than the sword

12/08/17 22:33:40

'COME IN NUMBER THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE. YOUR TIME IS UP!'

03/08/17 13:18:46

Bull ring

20/07/17 20:26:36

Who the fuck is Ron Maidens?

22/09/15 12:28:06

Not if you just read the letters --Mark England

Maybe this one will satisfy the cows

25/08/15 13:17:14

It's bad enough having one George Michael coming at you on Hampsted Heath, let alone eight

07/08/15 14:15:52

Dressed to kill

01/05/20 12:14:16

Lockdown had finally turned Dave into a sad and lonely man as he started doing jigsaws

29/04/20 12:37:00

Brother David do you find your unfeasibly enormous left foot hinders you?

25/02/20 22:45:11

There's trouble afoot! --Scrijjy Doo

Ahh Tick Monkeys

23/01/20 8:14:30

Gulliver finally found Australia

03/12/19 20:10:36

Kelly Osborne's looking far happier these days

28/11/19 12:16:47

Please be seathead

20/07/19 8:58:38

Popeye and a bloke with big arms

21/06/19 20:23:19

Warwick you should really audition for another part

23/03/19 8:04:51

On one hand it looks like it's a male, but on the other hand it could be female

19/02/19 8:49:51

Sole food

10/08/18 20:57:43

Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn’t find her clematis

24/07/18 20:22:06

06/06/18 20:42:54

What a weird looking cock! And what’s in the jar?

06/05/18 8:18:47

Learning to cross the road safely by a Belushi Beacon

01/05/18 20:30:04

Dave felt really hot in his costume - he loved his yellow dress

09/04/18 9:09:35

Nice misdirection. --Greg Curtis

Shittles - taste the rainbow of fruit flavours

02/04/18 8:02:33

Blazing Saddos

29/03/18 6:52:29

I said I wanted you to paint my porch pink!!

25/01/18 20:05:24

Sofa king lazy

23/01/18 20:17:11

Hairy Krishna

16/01/18 12:01:21

Being of a certain age, Mavis was embarrassed by her flushes

05/01/18 8:08:14

I find all this a little bazaar

22/11/17 9:33:16

Balan Singh

18/11/17 8:24:08

Following the robbery, the police are looking for a male, mid-20s, average build, with mousey hair

28/07/17 8:47:07

Old-age Mutant Human Turtles

14/02/17 9:30:49

On Wednesdays anyone can roll up

07/12/16 20:55:26

creative x2

BEEEEEEP
'WOULD THOSE SWIMMERS WEARING BLUE BANDS YOUR TIME IS UP! THAT'S BLUE BANDS PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THE POOL'

04/12/16 12:32:54

Big Dave never knew if he was coming or going

09/11/16 13:35:26

'And coming up next on Blue Peter, we'll show you how you can turn your old footwear into a scary Jason mask for Halloween'

03/08/16 12:04:21

Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move

13/07/16 2:48:31

Finally a good caption for this pic lol --Ross Davidson

''Hello darling. Yes the bastard traffic police have impounded my wheelchair again'

13/08/15 1:56:48

After 60 years together they still have a stable relationship

Cex addict

13/05/20 12:55:58

10/05/20 9:05:19

In bred

13/04/20 20:11:52

It's difficult what with working from home, self isolation, home schooling and looking after the toddlers. I'm juggling everything at the moment

06/04/20 12:24:34

Kate's mum passed away a few years ago and she only lives with her dad now

13/03/20 8:09:29

The bottom fell out of the antiques market so Lovejoy had to make ends meet somehow

11/03/20 8:40:57

He lives at number two

09/03/20 8:23:37

Look at the size of his winkle!!

27/02/20 8:20:36

Chris Bleach

22/02/20 12:05:10

Oh FFS Attenborough - can I not just have a shit in peace??

17/02/20 14:54:28

Tom Cruise was the perfect height for Nicole

22/01/20 8:53:57

Brown, weather-beaten and leathery? That's middle-aged football managers for you

05/01/20 12:38:03

This is a steak out

04/12/19 8:42:55

He left the White House with a bad impression of the president

30/11/19 8:41:23

Heavenly body

13/10/19 8:11:11

Privates on parade

26/08/19 12:13:21

You will cross to the dark side

10/08/19 20:03:55

He's the new Minister of Defence

12/07/19 16:19:50

Probably deserves more votes but unfortunately late captions usually struggle. --Troompa Loompa

Nice tsetses

14/06/19 10:39:21

I love a moan in uniform

12/06/19 12:04:17

How many squares do you see?

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23/05/19 22:09:16

'parp'

10/04/19 8:08:10

More of a 'chuckle' than an 'lol', but it made me laugh :) --ant knee

The trailer has just dropped for the new Netflix series 'Battlestar galactHuckleberry Finn Star Trek wars'

05/04/19 21:04:27

Dave entered a cock fighting contest but only reached the semis

08/03/19 12:35:39

Going for a slash

05/03/19 12:14:59

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Yes, this picture got me thinking that if it wasn't for Wiltshire, dry cured, smoked, back bacon, I could probably give up meat.

[anon]

15/04/20
8:20am

comment on caption:
A bond twixt mother and child can never be broken. Except by the abbatoir [Mr Dome]

She tried following the six foot rule. But she only had four feet.

15/04/20
11:21am

comment on caption:
A bond twixt mother and child can never be broken. Except by the abbatoir [Mr Dome]

If I did that back in the day I'd get a clip round the ear

Mr Dome

25/04/20
7:17am

comment on caption:
Daddy. Not sure what's going on but your phone is making a really funny buzzing noise and it's chopping all my hair off [Mr Dome]

Maybe 2 years.

Scrijjy Doo

25/04/20
3:50pm

comment on caption:
Back in 2020 they had to stay indoors for 8 months??? Hahahhaha [Mr Dome]

And he wins by a nose.

30/04/20
6:21pm

comment on caption:
No girls don't even try. Daddy always wins this game [Mr Dome]

Don't annoy him. He'll have you by the throat.

Karyn Harrison

01/05/20
10:19pm

comment on caption:
Come on, out of there now Blacky White [Mr Dome]

I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron.

Barrie Bullock

14/05/20
1:43pm

comment on caption:
Yes honey I still have the twins [Mr Dome]

Eat your leg?...That's just a web of lies.

Woofer 6

20/05/20
9:07am

comment on caption:
How could you eat my leg? [Mr Dome]

Let me guess - one was jumping up and the other was on the way down from his jump when the accident happened.

21/05/20
8:52pm

comment on caption:
The twins were identical before the lift accident

(Nod to Tue 14:51:17) [Mr Dome]

This will not hurt a bit. Can't say the same for your head.