Mr Dome
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption.
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23/07/18 11:45:34 |
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 19:33:04 |
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🎵 He's got a cricket to ride 10/05/22 11:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron.
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
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28/06/21 19:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it?
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29/04/20 9:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant!
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford?
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption.
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better!
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20/04/21 11:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice!
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 5:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 7:17:15 |
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15/08/20 7:22:50 |
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03/09/19 7:04:53 |
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04/04/19 11:04:55 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy.
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 12:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle?
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 19:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 11:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15 |
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29/07/18 11:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 9:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears...
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 7:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 19:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 9:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54 |
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14/05/18 8:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..."
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 22:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 19:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 7:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 19:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 7:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 14:16:15 |
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28/07/18 11:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 7:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly
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30/09/17 1:05:50 |
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12/09/17 20:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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26/10/22 7:46:16 |
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28/05/22 11:43:28 |
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15/05/22 7:08:59 |
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07/05/22 11:04:27 |
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I've heard it's pretty seedy.
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Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 11:27:36 |
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23/02/22 8:16:47 |
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The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 19:06:40 |
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I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo.
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Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36 |
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Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45 |
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13/01/21 15:18:57 |
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- What's for dinner love? 14/12/20 17:30:34 |
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Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL!
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14/12/20 8:52:13 |
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Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 11:01:54 |
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Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships 26/05/20 11:08:17 |
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When are we taking the tree down? 27/04/20 11:45:15 |
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In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip 23/04/20 12:01:34 |
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Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg 08/03/20 13:58:41 |
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13/01/20 12:13:14 |
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This reminds me I must get the car washed 06/01/20 9:32:51 |
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04/01/20 9:28:33 |
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It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together.
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It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster 08/09/19 11:01:05 |
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Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so.... 01/09/19 8:08:11 |
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Shoplifters operate in this area 26/08/19 19:18:03 |
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Not the 70s disco I had in mind 12/08/19 11:18:22 |
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Genies are a-holes.
2:52pm
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The genie granted my wish to have my penis swinging only 6 inches from the floor [Mr Dome]
Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better!
12:05pm
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My wife always runs around like this [Mr Dome]
Don't they all.
1:27pm
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My wife always runs around like this [Mr Dome]
There was glitter all over.
1:26am
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And with that the gay magician disappeared in a poof [Mr Dome]
Cleaver caption.
7:49pm
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah [Mr Dome]
I would hope that the question doesn't neeed to be asked.
1:50pm
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Do you have a big cock? [Mr Dome]
Are you some kind of right wing extremeist? 😈
1:00pm
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I identify as the Mail [Mr Dome]
I prefer to think of myself as a woke bellend
1:53am
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I identify as the Mail [Mr Dome]
I hope more people get this
8:55pm
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Well....it finally fell down [Mr Dome]
Leaning tower?
1:49am
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Well....it finally fell down [Mr Dome]