Mr Dome

Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 10:53:13

Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete

To Kill a Mocking Bird

20/04/21 12:58:07

Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure

Napoleon Bonerparty

14/03/18 12:05:46

To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis

creative x2

11/06/21 8:17:15

The organ grinder

15/08/20 8:22:50

Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy

My very first memory....

03/09/19 8:04:53

Greying mantits

04/04/19 12:04:55

20/09/21 13:58:25

G-string quartet

19/03/20 8:08:10

His penny whistle? --Mr Dome

Short people are so funny

01/02/20 9:01:50

I see Santa's back

13/06/19 20:28:34

Ooh I can see all her privet parts

22/05/19 12:13:26

The local watering hole

27/02/19 23:09:20

🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips

17/08/18 0:27:15

And now it's also a woman's best friend

Croc Monsieur

29/07/18 12:12:09

17/07/18 21:30:23

I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave

13/01/18 8:30:38

Hare today, gone tomorrow

02/12/16 21:34:16

Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon....

12/10/15 10:24:44

Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby

I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off

01/10/21 8:18:57

Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway

04/07/20 20:38:26

He got so drunk he soiled himself

Jason and the Argoknits

11/01/20 9:29:34

13/12/19 12:05:51

The blind leading the colourblind

10/04/19 10:38:47

Blade Runner

26/02/19 20:52:07

The hunch back of nostril dam

12/01/19 8:08:58

Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener

20/05/18 12:40:54

lol x3

Birmingham dentist

14/05/18 9:17:02

The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember

Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump

07/02/18 17:42:28

He's taking his cycling profishency test

06/01/18 8:26:05

I don't get it

Sun 20:12:42

The Angel of the North Americas

09/06/21 8:03:12

No honey I definitely ordered a leotard

26/03/21 22:20:05

Extreme social distancing

30/04/20 20:08:05

She later moved on to Nelson's column

21/04/20 8:10:44

Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist

20/02/20 20:47:15

Bet Grinch

06/01/20 20:18:52

Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team

11/12/19 20:50:33

I hate this frigging solid gold tie

16/10/19 12:24:32

Not sure 3 legged football will catch on

11/03/19 8:56:33

What are those Things on her head?

11/03/19 6:28:37

Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet

09/03/19 12:17:26

Wayne's leap

08/12/18 12:00:52

ðŸŽ¶ Goodbye Nomud Jeans

30/11/18 9:03:12

I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in

31/08/18 15:16:15

On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee

Nice slippers

28/07/18 12:11:49

So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal

25/03/18 8:29:25

I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome

Can I ask you equestrian?

30/09/17 2:05:50

Brideseye view

12/09/17 21:41:57

Pawn star

14/01/17 12:08:04

The real cast of Sesame Street

06/05/21 20:06:40

I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo. --James Lennox

Now he can have a shag wherever he goes

25/03/21 22:46:36

Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor

21/02/21 8:36:45

Sorry I can't find a pulse

13/01/21 15:18:57

- What's for dinner love?
- Shark's head

14/12/20 17:30:34

Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL! --Karyn Harrison

Death roll

14/12/20 8:52:13

Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period

04/07/20 12:01:54

Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships

26/05/20 12:08:17

When are we taking the tree down?

27/04/20 12:45:15

In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip

23/04/20 13:01:34

Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg

08/03/20 13:58:41

'Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I don't think you'll like the size of the bill'

13/01/20 12:13:14

This reminds me I must get the car washed

06/01/20 9:32:51

It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster

Ikea Sportage

04/01/20 9:28:33

It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together. --Willie Johnson

08/09/19 12:01:05

Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so....

01/09/19 9:08:11

Shoplifters operate in this area

26/08/19 20:18:03

Not the 70s disco I had in mind

12/08/19 12:18:22

Potheads

10/07/19 8:27:07

Does my bun look big in this?

28/04/19 8:21:35

Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep

17/04/19 8:15:08

"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^) --Crunchy Chords

I said I wanted a futon

22/12/18 12:32:03

What a huge snail

07/09/18 12:02:53

It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison

Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him

22/02/18 13:38:49

Have you taken my pen, Gwynne?

10/11/17 12:02:50

For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day

18/10/17 10:12:34

'...and now the Netherlands entry...'

16/07/16 8:10:50

Little Trouble in Big China

16/10/21 20:50:53

Angela Jerkel

07/10/21 12:01:53

You'd grimace like that too if you had a pound of stuffing up your arse

11/08/21 8:20:19

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06/04/21 8:06:32

02/04/21 13:25:38

02/01/21 13:50:13

Sad to see they're re-editing the works of Stanley Cubric. --Mauris Iocus