Mr Dome
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption.
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23/07/18 12:45:34 |
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 20:33:04 |
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🎵 He's got a cricket to ride 10/05/22 12:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron.
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 8:23:41 |
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Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine.
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
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28/06/21 20:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it?
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29/04/20 10:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant!
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford?
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption.
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better!
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20/04/21 12:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice!
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 6:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15 |
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15/08/20 8:22:50 |
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03/09/19 8:04:53 |
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04/04/19 12:04:55 |
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30/03/23 8:09:23 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy.
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 13:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle?
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 20:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15 |
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29/07/18 12:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 10:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears...
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 8:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54 |
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14/05/18 9:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..."
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 12:35:44 |
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15/04/23 8:48:37 |
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 23:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 20:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 20:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15 |
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28/07/18 12:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly
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30/09/17 2:05:50 |
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12/09/17 21:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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26/10/22 8:46:16 |
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28/05/22 12:43:28 |
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15/05/22 8:08:59 |
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07/05/22 12:04:27 |
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I've heard it's pretty seedy.
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Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 12:27:36 |
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23/02/22 8:16:47 |
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The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40 |
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I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo.
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Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36 |
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Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45 |
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13/01/21 15:18:57 |
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- What's for dinner love? 14/12/20 17:30:34 |
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Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL!
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14/12/20 8:52:13 |
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Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54 |
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Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships 26/05/20 12:08:17 |
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When are we taking the tree down? 27/04/20 12:45:15 |
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In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip 23/04/20 13:01:34 |
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Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg 08/03/20 13:58:41 |
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13/01/20 12:13:14 |
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This reminds me I must get the car washed 06/01/20 9:32:51 |
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What about as New Zealandish as a Kiwi? New Zealandian? New Zealandese? Never mind.
6:16am
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'As cool as a cucumb-' nope that's not right, er, 'As American as appl-' no again it's not quite there, erm 'As bent as a banana' [Mr Dome]
Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine.
9:27am
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Surely you get beef from a calf? [Mr Dome]
And hence we have the beginning of another tale where orphans struck by tragedy overcome all odds.
Except for Voldemort, he was a bad orphan with a tragic back story compared to good orphan with a tragic back story, Harry Potter. Remember, good orphans always win, they have righteousness behind them. A bit like bad AIDS and good AIDS. (Brass Eye nod)
9:46pm
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Their parents flipped. And died in the accident [Mr Dome]
Do you keep your kids in a filing cabinet?
10:40pm
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Their parents flipped. And died in the accident [Mr Dome]
Yes, since everything became digitised I had to find some use for it and kid's bedrooms can be so expensive. There is a Cost of Living Crisis on, don't you know?
The Dursleys didn't have a filing cabinet which is why they used the cupboard under the stairs. Then again through the Dursley's doing this, if Voldemort had gone on another Herod style killing spree the Dursleys would likely die first as would Voldy think to look under the stairs? 🤔
9:17am
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Their parents flipped. And died in the accident [Mr Dome]
Please don't delete it. Great minds think alike.
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12:46pm
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Sorry for those who voted for 'Cat a log'. I hadn't seen there was a previous entry for this so please don't vote any more on this
Apologies to 21:11:41 [Mr Dome]
Honourable
7:16pm
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Sorry for those who voted for 'Cat a log'. I hadn't seen there was a previous entry for this so please don't vote any more on this
Apologies to 21:11:41 [Mr Dome]
I guess so.
Which monarchy are these kids representing again? Thailand? Morocco? Eswatini? Lesotho?
8:23am
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It's a very white set of kids [Mr Dome]
Wow! Nice one.
10:00am
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Your eyes are shining
You have a beautiful smile
I pine for your love [Mr Dome]
Awww.
11:05am
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Your eyes are shining
You have a beautiful smile
I pine for your love [Mr Dome]