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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 8:35:09 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 8:10:34 |
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Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
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23/07/18 12:45:34 |
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05/06/23 8:22:18 |
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Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments π. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 20:33:04 |
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π΅ He's got a cricket to ride 10/05/22 12:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 8:23:41 |
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Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
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28/06/21 20:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
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29/04/20 10:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
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20/04/21 12:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 6:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15 |
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15/08/20 8:22:50 |
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03/09/19 8:04:53 |
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04/04/19 12:04:55 |
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30/03/23 8:09:23 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 13:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 20:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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π΅ Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15 |
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29/07/18 12:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 10:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 8:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54 |
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14/05/18 9:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 8:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 9:51:51 |
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The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 12:35:44 |
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15/04/23 8:48:37 |
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 23:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 20:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 20:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15 |
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28/07/18 12:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
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30/09/17 2:05:50 |
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12/09/17 21:41:57 |
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14/01/17 12:08:04 |
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I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond 08/08/23 12:45:43, edited: 08/08/23 14:19:20 |
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- What's it like being in your family? 19/06/23 13:10:00 |
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26/10/22 8:46:16 |
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28/05/22 12:43:28 |
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15/05/22 8:08:59 |
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07/05/22 12:04:27 |
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I've heard it's pretty seedy. --Karyn Harrison
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Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 12:27:36 |
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23/02/22 8:16:47 |
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The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40 |
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I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo. --James Lennox
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Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36 |
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Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45 |
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13/01/21 15:18:57 |
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- What's for dinner love? 14/12/20 17:30:34 |
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Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL! --Karyn Harrison
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14/12/20 8:52:13 |
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Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54 |
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Life imitating instruction manual. Congratulations, Mr Dome!
12:00pm
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Ah here it is,
How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]
Elevated above the rest. Let me tell you congratulations Mr. Dome, you've served up a great one. Love it.
And thank you for contributing your prize money back to the site. You are generous to a fault.
(* It has come to my attention that Saturday 12:00am has already used the word "love", sorry about that Crunchy.
Oh, and I was just wondering, do they still jump over the net in tennis to congratulate the winner? Not that I could do it at my age, but just wondering.)
1:52am
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Ah here it is,
How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]
Sorry I'm late Mr D. Congrats, great caption.
9:35am
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Ah here it is,
How to be a Tennis Umpire [Mr Dome]
Took me a while, but I finally got there.
7:06pm
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim [Mr Dome]
Changed 'have' to 'gave' so it actually makes sense. Unlike this summer weather
9:53am
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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign [Mr Dome]
Oh, that makes sense... I thought 'bear grills' was a thing... not a person. Clever... learned something new.
6:01pm
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We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]
Sorry, Mr. Dome... I'm a newbie still learning the ropes, and have not been using the forum. I thought that I could enter a second response beside (the caption in question,)
and somehow I managed to block your caption with my response. Please accept my apologies. I saw, after the fact, where I should have posted it. I was just going to
question Chris on how to get your caption back, but I see it has been rectified. Please Bear with ME... lol.
6:31pm
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We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]
Hahaha. All good ππ and no need for sorry at all I was on just joking π
6:52pm
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We're lost! F**king Hoffmeister [Mr Dome]
Thank you
2:19pm
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I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond [Mr Dome]
Lol
12:46pm
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day [Mr Dome]