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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11823Dave Bryan

''And, if you waste any more time on that f-cking caption site, I'll splatter your brains all over the wall.''

17/04/20 21:06:48

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12329Stephen Bean

Controlling pin

17/04/20 20:39:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Wife supremacy

17/04/20 20:34:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"NOW, I'll ask you ONE MORE TIME, 'What...am I feeling?' "

17/04/20 22:56:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8215stone face

"But darling, I've always accepted that you make your money as a female dominatrix. But why have you suddenly turned on me?"

"The government said I've got to work from home."

17/04/20 21:38:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4550Stu Dent

Me and my wife ten minutes into isolation

17/04/20 20:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1984Mark Wilson

Those socks with shorts, noooooo

17/04/20 21:23:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1892Willie Johnson

"I only coughed once."

(* Nod to Stephen Bean)

17/04/20 23:06:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4109Crunchy Chords
And, if you waste any more time on that f-cking caption site, Ill splatter your brains all over the wall.

17/04/20 20:00:07

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

Scary Berry.

17/04/20 21:46:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4109Crunchy Chords

Day 25. The boredom is getting surreal. Today our random roleplay and sex toy mashup idea went horribly wrong when the missus drew "Office Manager" and "Sexy Baking".

17/04/20 20:01:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1984Mark Wilson

I wear the trousers in this household even when I'm wearing a skirt

17/04/20 21:25:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20951John Glover

"It may be your favourite spider, but get out of the way, I hate the bloody things."

17/04/20 20:36:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

♬ Rollin' rollin' rollin, (Dave's about to get a) Rawhide Rawhide!

17/04/20 20:36:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32672Tony Edwards

Mrs Pastry

17/04/20 20:25:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23092Ian Skelding

A light batter.

17/04/20 20:24:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 17418Mark England

"You don't like breadcrumbs on your fish, you want batter? I'll show you fucking batter!"

17/04/20 20:14:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8822The Wolf

My domestic abuse story started during lockdown. I blame it on boredom. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't bored, in fact she was working full time. But coming home from work and finding me with her toothbrush stuck up my arse definitely didn't help.

17/04/20 20:06:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4109Crunchy Chords
And, if you waste any more time on that f-cking caption site, Ill splatter your brains all over the wall.

17/04/20 20:00:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4681Lucky Elperro

"I'm not baking with all the wrong ingredients. I'm baking with all the right ingredients. JUST NOT NECESSARILY IN THE RIGHT F*CKING ORDER!"

18/04/20 3:48:41

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4681Lucky Elperro

"Listen Gino Di feckin Campo, you tell anyone how we dress up at the weekend and I'll beat you to death or my name's not Gordon Ramsey".

18/04/20 3:38:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1984Mark Wilson

Hurt you? No honey you've some puff pastry on your back

17/04/20 21:26:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11080Neil Mackenzie

The recipe called for crushed nuts and Colleen had only ever seen her husbands.

17/04/20 21:22:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Never, never think outside the box!”

17/04/20 21:22:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Sign the damn pre-nup!”

17/04/20 21:19:04

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1749Karen Oakenfull

Another classic case of domestic science abuse.

17/04/20 21:05:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32672Tony Edwards

".....and if I catch you wearing my skirt again....."

17/04/20 20:59:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5082Karyn Harrison

It was Miss Scarlet in the lounge with the rolling pin.

17/04/20 20:23:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6115C CaMel

Eat cake then hit the Jim.

17/04/20 20:23:15

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

You do not wear socks with shorts!

17/04/20 20:18:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

The Tiger King unearths new evidence re the disappearance of Carole Baskin's husband mystery.

17/04/20 20:11:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Domibaketrix

17/04/20 20:07:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5082Karyn Harrison

I'd like to do this to Matt Hancock too.

17/04/20 20:02:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 17418Mark England

"... and that's for the socks"

17/04/20 20:02:26

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Extreme Makeover --Scrijjy Doo
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13297Vanessa the Guesser

"And don't steal Warwick's standard lamp again!"

17/04/20 20:01:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12329Stephen Bean

"What are you doing down th…?" said Dave's wife at the World Indoor Rolling Pin Throwing Championships.

17/04/20 20:00:05

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Worse yet, Sky Sports desperately televised it. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

He forgot to wear his pinstrike suit.

18/04/20 20:22:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

She's losing her religion but it's him in the corner. It's him in the spotlight.

18/04/20 20:21:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1984Mark Wilson

Mr Kipling made exceedingly good cakes ... or else!

18/04/20 13:51:26

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

told ya i am working on zoom you idiot!

18/04/20 13:48:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Food52 website- "To relegate the tool to just pastry is to probably leave your rolling pin sitting in the corner gathering dust".

18/04/20 11:10:29

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

He regretted buying her the Tyson Fury cookbook.

18/04/20 11:05:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2768Scrijjy Doo

In Soviet Russia wife pin YOU.

18/04/20 1:18:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2768Scrijjy Doo

The Pillsbury Dough Boy is into some kinky stuff.

18/04/20 0:48:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

PMSL

17/04/20 22:17:33

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 736alexandra ball

Every single house at the moment. Anyone tells you differently are baking, I mean faking

17/04/20 22:13:33

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Being the only one in my household, I do have to fake it. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11080Neil Mackenzie

🎵 You gotta roll with it
You gotta run and hide
You gotta not say what you said

17/04/20 21:20:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Heads will roll!

17/04/20 20:25:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6997Glyn Evans

The Great British Break Off

17/04/20 20:24:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6115C CaMel

Pinstressed.

17/04/20 20:24:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6518Vivvy En

"...and don't ever again try to shove a mouse up my skirt"

17/04/20 20:16:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Dough!"

17/04/20 20:11:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13297Vanessa the Guesser

Anger Management

17/04/20 20:08:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7129Hercules Rockefeller

Rolling pinhead

17/04/20 20:08:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32672Tony Edwards

Little Jack Horner shat in the corner.

17/04/20 20:02:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4550Stu Dent

Donna Matrix working from home

17/04/20 20:02:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4109Crunchy Chords

Baker... doesn't.

17/04/20 20:01:35

 
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