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Kenny Ireland		"Dad would not let her wear a mini". 02/12/19 19:36:12	18

stone face		Caught by the old bill. 29/11/19 12:05:10	1 18
....For not paying his bill. --dave the rave
Chris Keegan		"Where's gran?" - "I think she popped out for a hare cut" 11/11/19 8:00:22	18

Dan Nicholls		lol Leaked photos of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch on honeymoon. 30/10/19 20:00:36	18

Chris Keegan		Apparently it's a house full of squatters. 21/10/19 19:02:17	18

Stephen Bean		creative Bishop takes king 18/10/19 19:00:10	4 18
Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Chris Keegan		lol "For goodness sake Colin, you and your bloody obsession for taking road kill home..." 26/09/19 7:05:13	1 18
Lol --The Wolf
Tony Edwards		A gas, poor Yorick! 12/09/19 19:02:06	18

Mark England		lol "It's sore?. Well I told you to stick to the italian, but no, you had to go and eat the Indian" 19/08/19 8:37:25	18

The Wolf		The Farmer Sutra 10/08/19 9:18:45	18

Crunchy Chords
	lol 02/08/19 19:00:38		3 18
I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
Dave Bryan		lol Pen pusher 24/07/19 7:00:10	1 18
The pen is mightier than the sheared. :^) --Crunchy Chords
James Lennox		lol Looks like the match went to sudden death. 17/07/19 7:30:33	18

Chris Halliwell		Note to self...... 07/07/19 19:02:08	18

Stu Dent		Bet he thought he would make a clean getaway 29/06/19 19:00:14	18

Troompa Loompa		clever Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 12:04:42	18

Tony Edwards		That's another fine mess. 14/06/19 11:26:01	1 18
Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
Chris Keegan		lol x2 Bob Dylan videos aren't what they used to be.. 06/06/19 8:23:56	18

Chris Keegan		lol "I suppose a blue job is out of the question?" 03/06/19 21:16:27	18

John Glover		Passing the buck. 12/05/19 19:45:04	18

Stu Dent		Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?" 08/05/19 7:09:53	18

Crunchy Chords		lol x2 "Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 7:04:12	18

Chris Halliwell		lol 🎵🎵 These boots were made for walkies....... 🎵🎵 29/04/19 19:32:53	18

Karyn Harrison		clever When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 11:25:54	18

Welsh Rarebit		Planet of the Vapes 19/04/19 19:00:04	1 18

Tony Edwards		clever The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15	18

Dan Nicholls		lol clever FENTON! FENTOOOOOOON! 14/04/19 7:17:42	18

stone face		For the first time in a generation, the people of Newcastle catch a glimpse of the sun. 12/04/19 7:03:13	3 18
Fake news, the baths don't open until 10.00am. --John Glover
Tony Edwards		clever Breakfast on Tiffany 30/03/19 12:19:08	18

Mark England		lol "You spoil that bloody hamster" 30/03/19 8:06:50	18

Trace Sarge		clever x3 🎵 Ewe raise me up 🎵 25/03/19 20:15:56	1 18
If I had a supervote, I would have given it to you, alas I am but the poor wretch you see before you. --Scrappy Doo
Stephen Bean		NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53	11 18
Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
Stephen Bean		Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54	18

Chris Keegan		Happy hour wasn't going well. 11/03/19 12:09:06	18

stone face		creative "And the winner of this years fancy dress is- The woman in the front dressed as an albino box jellyfish. Fantastic." 07/03/19 8:08:53	1 18

Welsh Rarebit		clever "When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06	18

Hercules Rockefeller		Jack off all trades 05/02/19 20:04:15	18

The Wolf		lol "Children that was such a lovely day out at the Lion safari, It's such a shame daddy had to stay home and fix the leak in the garage roof" 25/01/19 8:01:36	18

Funny Bean		lol Manhatton 08/01/19 12:00:04	18

Michael Winner		clever "GOAL!" 07/01/19 13:36:53	2 18

Vanessa the Guesser		Pisces of eight 28/12/18 12:00:41	18

Charlie Depp		"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04	18

Chris Keegan		The Hound of Music 17/12/18 8:02:21	18

Dan Nicholls		lol Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21	18

Dan Nicholls		Fifty shades of grave. 07/11/18 20:42:22	18

Dan Nicholls		Kenny Everest 04/11/18 8:06:41	18

Karyn Harrison		The homeless are multiplying. 27/10/18 7:21:31	18

Welsh Rarebit		It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08	18

Charles Gleason		Interesting building. How many stories ? 21/10/18 19:02:03	18

John Llamas		lol "S**t ..... where's the baby?" 07/10/18 20:06:28	1 18
Thank you for this one. I've had to Super Vote cos I'm... ahem still tittering. --Vivvy En
Vanessa the Guesser		creative When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36	18

Chris Keegan		Took the mother in law out last night. First punch. 30/09/18 19:11:16	18

Ian Skelding		"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 11:11:10	18

Charles Gleason		Last hoarders please ! 09/09/18 8:10:31	18

Vivvy En		lol I can't see the point of these 08/09/18 19:04:05	18

Barking Mad		Take 'em all, they're driving me mad following me about everywhere. I'll put the money in your bag. 31/08/18 7:01:17	18

Welsh Rarebit		Party Pooper 29/08/18 19:00:13	1 18
Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
Mark England		Isle of Nan TT 28/08/18 11:07:39	18

Eamon Moore		" I ordered the salmon " 21/08/18 15:07:59	1 18
This caption is VERY "New Yorker!" --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls		creative Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 8:26:51	18

Karyn Harrison		"Don't stand so close to me!" 14/08/18 19:05:16	18

Pussy Galore		Cash on Delivery 05/08/18 19:30:19	18

Michael Winner		"Damn- I ordered a Bulldozer." 04/08/18 19:24:12	18

Chris Halliwell		lol BackPack and Crack. 20/07/18 11:48:56	2 18

Dr Strangelove		lol David, put your cock away and smile at the camera 19/07/18 14:36:12	1 18
Right. We've found the level... ;) --Pussy Galore
ant knee		Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography 18/07/18 19:40:19	18

Vanessa the Guesser		lol George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28	18

Greg Curtis		Pineapple Concentrate 02/07/18 12:47:56	18

Welsh Rarebit		"Will you Moray me?" 01/07/18 11:00:16	18

Pete		After giving up Sky, Harold had the money to buy a covert shoe camera. 14/06/18 19:16:11	18

Dan Nicholls		creative clever x2 The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 11:15:54	18

Kenny Ireland		They are just out stretching their legs. 04/06/18 7:35:41	18

Welsh Rarebit		lol Mutt Plug 03/06/18 7:00:09	18

Pussy Galore		clever x2 "Business is slow today, son. Release the pigeons." 01/06/18 22:24:11	18

Stephen Paterson		Not surprised there's a queue, they've only got a single file. 15/03/18 12:02:00	18

Mr Dome		clever Napoleon Bonerparty 14/03/18 12:05:46	1 18
To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit		clever Coldplay 03/03/18 20:00:54	2 18
darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
Chris Keegan		lol And I'm fryer tuck! 26/02/18 20:02:46	18

C CaMel		creative clever x2 She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20	18

Chris Keegan		creative I don't usually do the dogs but I put a monkey on this one 23/02/18 20:11:31	18

Welsh Rarebit		clever Slip of the tongue. 11/02/18 12:09:21	18

tony kelly		lol ''Wow. Who's that gorgeous-looking girl over there?'' '' She's called Medus-'' 09/02/18 12:32:37	1 18

Vanessa the Guesser		clever Speed dating 02/02/18 12:30:31	18

John Glover £50		clever Hover Kraft. 07/01/18 10:11:24	15 18
Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going. --John Glover
Smuldo		clever "Anything else, Mr Kong...?" 17/12/17 20:38:20	18

Pete		A shaft of light. 29/10/17 20:00:06	18

C CaMel		"Neigh comment" 29/09/17 19:02:17	2 18
Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
Pete		lol I think his G-string has just snapped. 07/09/17 11:30:57	2 18
Was he playing too many bum notes? --Mr Dome
Pete		An arse in the pane. 13/08/17 20:23:54	18

Tony Edwards		Dental sturgeon 23/06/17 11:10:42	18

Pete		creative clever There wasn't much left of Long John Silver after the cannonball strike, just a leg and testicle. 10/06/17 21:34:44	2 18
Nice one, well done for thinking outside of the bollox. ðŸ˜€ --Smuldo
Richard Burns £50		lol This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. 22/05/17 16:20:45	11 18
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete
Stephen Paterson		creative clever A typo in their recruitment advert meant one house builder ended up with a specialist in Patois. 07/05/17 8:42:42	1 18
You clever cant. --Neil Mackenzie
Vanessa the Guesser		"So, have I passed?" 10/04/17 11:30:43	18

Vanessa the Guesser		I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14	1 18
Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
Dan Nicholls £50
	lol x2 03/02/17 8:01:14		12 18
Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
Pete		lol x2 After the accident, police spent two hours measuring skid marks. 30/01/17 12:09:30	18

Greg Curtis		clever Storm Trooper 29/01/17 8:23:34	18

Troompa Loompa		creative "Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47	4 18
So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit		"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10	18

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