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Charles Gilbert Vote score: 674Charles Gilbert

"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete."

06/10/20 19:37:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

Samsung & Delilah

06/10/20 19:02:05

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 309Fozzgog B.

"Dear Mail Order Bride.com. My wife-to-be arrived in double quick time. However, I feel that your packaging policy needs to be reviewed and that the addition of air-holes might be something you need to look into"

06/10/20 21:21:56

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♪ Your love life's DOA --Karyn Harrison
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9599Chris Keegan

"Result! That so proves my point, we get a brand new telly and there's definitely enough packaging to make an eco friendly coffin for your mother!"

06/10/20 19:27:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

LG UHD TV with free Alexa.

06/10/20 19:12:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Sony and Cher

06/10/20 19:34:27

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

There's nothing like a good lie down in front of the TV.

06/10/20 19:47:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"What happened to your girlfriend?"

"She fainted when she saw the size of my new phone."

06/10/20 19:00:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

She's in shock - That's just the packaging for the remote control

06/10/20 19:53:43

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor."

06/10/20 19:16:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

"Don't you DARE use that internet meme about your TV being bigger than your dishwasher!"

06/10/20 19:01:52

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Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down

06/10/20 19:01:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“Dave, there was a time when you’d look at my box with the same excitement”

06/10/20 19:00:23

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But now he just turns the channel when you start to come on. --Willie Johnson
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

4KO'd!

06/10/20 19:53:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

The only way I'm getting a holiday this year is if I can fit in this box and we send it back to China for a refund.

06/10/20 19:52:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8288stone face

And this years Darwin award goes to the girl crushed by a 74 inch telly.

06/10/20 19:30:28

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Ironically, she wanted to see what was on the telly. --Willie Johnson
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Tv’s are getting increasingly bigger but dead bodies are generally staying the same size.

06/10/20 19:07:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Someone asked me recently, “which do you like most, your wife or your new TV?”. Well, it was a tough one. They’re both the same length, both of the slim model type and both have great features. The TV won in the end though because I can put the f*cking thing on mute.

06/10/20 19:01:13

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"Setting up a TV, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First you must carefully remove all the packaging. Then familiarize yourself with the controls, paying particular attention to any special features. Lastly you must go round the back and make sure your equipment is plugged into the correct socket."

07/10/20 22:48:52

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

“No Cindy, I don’t want to shag you on the front room floor, that TV is coming out of the box and I’m watching the footy.”

06/10/20 19:51:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

TV 4K .... but Kay didn't like it."

06/10/20 19:35:16

 
stone face Vote score: 8288stone face

"Yes, you see, you are the right size. So after I've got the telly out, you can start sleeping in the box."

06/10/20 19:33:09

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

Pixel Lott

06/10/20 19:13:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

I'm afraid I can only watch teenagers with subtitles on.

06/10/20 19:02:28

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

You'll never forget that first night you brought her home, all sleek and sexy, ready to hook up, an evening of pure bliss on your sofa. You put your finger on that special button to get her turned on, and...
Nothing. ‘Oh, FFS, I thought I understood how all this worked.’

06/10/20 19:00:28

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Did you try turning her off and then turning her on again? --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Those clever chaps at LG include folding instructions on how to recycle their TV boxes as coffins

07/10/20 9:11:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"An alarm clock would have been cheaper Sue."

06/10/20 19:31:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

She only stands up on demand.

06/10/20 19:04:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

Sam slung her down the stairs.

07/10/20 6:16:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6217Greg Curtis

“Here, use MY dolly...”

07/10/20 3:22:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Look what's on the telly. A box.

07/10/20 1:42:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"Happy birthday dad, thought you might like these as you now live alone. You keep on about how inflation, is affecting your pocket, so I have inflated one of them for you."

06/10/20 20:56:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

"Wow, what a box! And well stacked."
"What? That's my daughter. Never mind, we have to put her in the box and stack it somewhere out of the way."

06/10/20 20:00:48

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Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

"Can you give me a hand love? I'm fed up of this prosthetic one."

06/10/20 19:46:50

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

Telly Brook

06/10/20 19:41:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"No darling, I said we were going to have a lot of LCD tonight, not LSD."

06/10/20 19:41:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Comes with a HDMI lead, kinky.

06/10/20 19:38:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

"I've seen bigger"

06/10/20 19:24:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

They’re visually stunning, but they’re really difficult to mount.

06/10/20 19:19:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

It's dim and I'm getting a hum.

06/10/20 19:19:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

She's really only 3 feet, it's the 3d tv that makes her look bigger.

06/10/20 19:16:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

I'd tap that.
And the girl ain't bad either.

06/10/20 19:15:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Hey, I ordered a "flat" screen!

06/10/20 19:14:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

She should've got it on higher purchase

06/10/20 19:02:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4565Stu Dent

These days seems like every house has two TV'S

06/10/20 19:02:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“Hey Carl, look at this picture of my new toy”

“Wow, that looks great. Did it come with a remote?”

“Yes. And a Banana, a Cucumber and a toilet brush. Those Bulgarian prostitutes are filthy”

06/10/20 19:01:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"Good size breadth on that."
"Aw, thanks."

06/10/20 19:01:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

Tonight Amelia will be attempting to swim backstroke across the channel.

06/10/20 19:00:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Netflix and chill

06/10/20 19:00:07

 
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