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Greg Curtis
signed up: 6 years, 5 months ago
profile viewed: 3 time(s) this week
caption quota: 28
votes given since joining: 2,770
super vote quota: 5
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 8:43:57 |
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£100  20/08/16 11:15:41 |
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 19:17:50 |
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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
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Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 11:26:05 |
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02/07/18 12:47:56 |
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29/01/17 8:23:34 |
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"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 11:03:59 |
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"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 12:18:46 |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 7:51:28 |
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10/06/18 19:42:04 |
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"First the GOOD news... 01/02/16 20:30:53 |
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"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 10:02:40 |
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05/12/12 12:47:13 |
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13/10/18 11:58:48 |
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Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13 |
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Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 11:23:03 |
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"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 9:58:55 |
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"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 11:41:12 |
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"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04 |
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Looks like it's going. --John Glover
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If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46 |
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11/06/13 11:56:32 |
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04/04/13 8:00:06 |
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15/01/19 12:10:49 |
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"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 19:32:45 |
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"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 11:50:13 |
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07/08/17 11:51:13 |
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The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14 |
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29/08/16 12:01:12 |
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28/01/16 13:27:29 |
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28/01/16 9:29:38 |
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01/03/17 14:04:05 |
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19/01/15 8:45:38 |
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Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16 |
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13/01/13 12:00:37 |
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07/01/13 8:33:07 |
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Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22 |
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It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25 |
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The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 11:32:36 |
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"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20 |
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02/06/16 19:41:38 |
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"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42 |
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"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 11:33:54 |
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"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 12:36:07 |
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"Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25 |
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"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49 |
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I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones
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27/11/14 12:41:05 |
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And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 11:02:06 |
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Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis
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"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10 |
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...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58 |
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"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 8:39:40 |
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more captions
Or tired, perhaps
6:51pm
comment on caption:
" You wanna 'take me away from all this'? ...Look, I'm tired of the same old line." [Greg Curtis]
I've voted for it but as one who has suffered carbon monoxide poisoning, it's a bit uncomfortable. I can at least confirm that you can't smell it!
10:32am
comment on caption:
"Actually, you can't smell carbon monox......" [Greg Curtis]
by Eckhart Tabby
12:23am
comment on caption:
The Power of Meow [Greg Curtis]
Maybe "around the world."
12:28am
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"Too bad, Ken, looks like no 'oral' tonight." [Greg Curtis]
That's been changed from the wording I voted for.
4:03pm
comment on caption:
"Hop inside, Dick..." [Greg Curtis]
Out of the deepest respect for my voting base... I have change the caption back to the PG version. Thank you for your support!
6:53pm
comment on caption:
"Hop inside, Dick..." [Greg Curtis]
I preferred the original wording so you have my vote too.
6:54pm
comment on caption:
"Hop inside, Dick..." [Greg Curtis]
Thank you - I liked the light-heartedness of the original.
6:55pm
comment on caption:
"Hop inside, Dick..." [Greg Curtis]
I didn't vote for it as I couldn't find where to clit
11:06pm
comment on caption:
"Hop inside, Dick..." [Greg Curtis]
👍
7:24pm
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"Tastefully done." [Greg Curtis]