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Greg Curtis

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lol

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 9:43:57

£100
WINNER

creative

clever

20/08/16 12:15:41

Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis

creative

"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."

30/06/15 20:17:50

I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 12:26:05

"I always knew we'd wind up together."

10/05/21 12:53:18

Pineapple Concentrate

02/07/18 13:47:56

clever

Storm Trooper

29/01/17 8:23:34

lol

"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too."

26/07/16 12:03:59

clever

"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence."

15/09/18 13:18:46

clever x2

"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' "

12/05/15 8:51:28

Twin Buoys

10/06/18 20:42:04

lol

"First the GOOD news...
The rat's gone."

01/02/16 20:30:53

clever x3

"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there."

14/05/15 11:02:40

This door is booby trapped!

05/12/12 12:47:13

"He was found dead, but undamaged."

19/12/19 22:37:32

Surreal Estate

04/03/19 12:02:51

clever

Twisted Humor

13/10/18 12:58:48

Why am I not buying? No Monet.

19/11/14 20:09:13

Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"

20/10/14 12:23:03

"Try it on, if you're game."

29/01/20 12:25:46

lol

"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......"

10/10/19 11:58:15

"Is it me, or is he flushing?"

17/09/18 10:58:55

"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too."

08/08/18 12:41:12

"The neighbors say it has to go."

02/12/15 8:11:04

Looks like it's going. --John Glover

lol

creative

If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets.

20/02/13 12:00:46

Hey, why the log face?

11/06/13 12:56:32

It's drawing attention.

04/04/13 9:00:06

"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody."

18/04/21 12:22:13

Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf

"... little down in the mouth?"

11/02/20 13:29:43

"It's a snatchback."

15/01/19 12:10:49

"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..."

25/07/18 20:32:45

"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet."

30/04/18 12:50:13

Sea-through

07/08/17 12:51:13

The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo.

05/01/17 12:47:14

Smug Shot

29/08/16 13:01:12

...for cold calling.

28/01/16 13:27:29

Homes to buy, or torrent.

28/01/16 9:29:38

"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug."

16/05/21 9:25:33

Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer. --Glyn Evans

"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent."

15/08/19 12:01:10

"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"

20/06/19 13:00:15

lol

"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car."

28/04/19 22:05:04

The Grim Wrapper

01/03/17 14:04:05

CAT scan

19/01/15 8:45:38

Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me.

25/02/13 8:15:16

CAREFUL...He can scratch.

13/01/13 12:00:37

lol

Dutch Elf Disease

07/01/13 8:33:07

lol

Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here!

31/12/12 22:56:22

It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing.

18/12/12 12:00:25

The tooth fairy loses his patience.

11/09/12 12:32:36

"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you."

18/04/21 12:58:43

"Yeah I work in women's clothing."

20/12/20 12:47:44

"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite."

08/03/20 0:33:04

"We quickly grew out of our first house."

04/03/19 12:02:14

"Deface that launched a thousand drips."

15/11/16 21:08:20

clever

Kindergarden

02/06/16 20:41:38

clever

"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor."

19/01/16 13:24:42

"And THIS is called dry docking."

13/09/15 12:33:54

"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!"

10/08/15 13:36:07

clever

"Now you can feel DADDY kick."

15/01/15 10:59:25

lol

clever

"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts."

30/12/14 12:03:49

I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones

Reminds me of my 1986 Vulva.

27/11/14 12:41:05

And they wonder why I pee on the rug.

02/05/13 12:02:06

Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis

"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?"

16/12/12 12:31:10

...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth.

03/12/12 9:15:58

"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!"

28/06/13 9:39:40

Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding.

16/06/13 12:25:13

Bicicle.

01/05/13 12:01:03

They're acting like there's snow tomorrow.

11/02/13 12:08:19

Vulcanic rock.

10/02/13 13:00:00

What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read!

03/02/13 13:36:05

The balance of power.

24/12/12 8:48:38

Right wing lunatics.

16/12/12 20:10:38

"Jake sat nervously before his phone-ectomy."

14/10/19 12:10:28

"No, really...you look......great."

06/11/18 12:52:12

lol

Cumfectionery

10/06/18 10:50:58

"...at thy cervix."

12/08/17 23:15:44

"After a 10-mile chase, he was finally captioned."

10/10/16 8:23:34

Water-proofreading

16/09/16 11:52:59

clever

"If mom knew about this, we'd be grounded."

02/09/16 8:53:49

"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..."

28/06/16 12:48:12

New study shows: Playing releases endolphins.

12/01/16 13:29:54

"Over the years, it's become gallopidated."

12/03/15 12:24:51

“Let’s see, where did I put that epipen, nope...nope...”

21/07/21 12:24:00

Rept-aisle

21/12/20 4:58:39

"Okay, GOT THE PICTURE! It's a wrap."

20/11/19 12:45:09

"We still don't know...but we've ruled-out obesity."

27/06/19 10:55:13

"Don't feel bad for ME; I got two guys working beneath me."

14/08/18 8:47:51

"...and I told him - in no uncertain terms: I DON'T DO WINDOWS."

31/07/18 15:33:22

"Tres Chick!"

08/06/18 15:14:36

The National Shark-Victim Memorial

07/08/17 12:39:24

Clearly not "skinny dipping."

22/06/17 21:24:44

clever

"Enlist TODAY, and we'll make YOU a Neuman."

02/04/17 22:27:55

My Current Boyfriend

08/01/17 12:34:56

"Take 2 up the arse, and call me in the morning."

02/01/16 20:03:39

"If business is off, it may be time for a more attractive mannequin."

22/09/15 12:29:02

"Question seven: Is your cat looking over your shoulder right now?"

02/09/15 13:34:21

Fellow captioneers, I might need to take a break from Caption.me, or maybe I need "something else"...

When I saw this picture, I could only think about double entendres focused on a certain female part.

This isn't normal. I need help.

06/08/15 12:03:22

Stop being a pussy and get captioning :) --AXE

Blood Hound

23/02/15 12:23:12

"On the bright side, I'm grateful dad didn't play cricket."

15/01/15 11:11:50

creative

"He's ALWAYS the afterlife of the party."

08/01/15 10:03:29

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Smashed placenta and umbilical cord every where

Glyn Evans

07/08/21
2:04pm

comment on caption:
"Then I said, that wasn't 'a kick.' It was a 'bar fight.' " [Greg Curtis]

Did he kick a safe?

Glyn Evans

10/08/21
2:20pm

comment on caption:
"Uncle Jack drinks too much then he gets carried away." [Greg Curtis]

So, they'll be 18 and still not calmed down? Have you thought this through?

Willie Johnson

17/08/21
7:53pm

comment on caption:
"We're staying here UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN, or until you're 18, whatever comes first." [Greg Curtis]

Yeah, that's what I was thinkin'... She seems pretty upset.

(caption author)

18/08/21
2:22am

comment on caption:
"We're staying here UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN, or until you're 18, whatever comes first." [Greg Curtis]

I keep getting a weird errormessage when I try to vote for this.

Barrie Bullock

26/08/21
3:30pm

comment on caption:
"I already have this on ape-track." [Greg Curtis]

This is obviously a widespread problem, Barrie. None of my recent captions have received any votes either wink

James Lennox

26/08/21
9:32pm

comment on caption:
"I already have this on ape-track." [Greg Curtis]

I've been getting messages like this occasionally too Barrie. Sometimes it registers your vote (or comment or whatever) despite the error message. Try clicking on the "photos" button and going back to the same caption. I've noticed that your name is on the list of people who have voted for this caption. I hope this helps.
Now let's have a discussion about why you wanted to vote on this... (just kidding).

Willie Johnson

27/08/21
6:32am

comment on caption:
"I already have this on ape-track." [Greg Curtis]

There's plenty of myth in the sea

Glyn Evans

17/09/21
8:38am