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Greg Curtis
signed up: 6 years, 3 months ago
profile viewed: 6 time(s) this week
caption quota: 28
votes given since joining: 2,693
super vote quota: 7
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 8:43:57 |
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£100  20/08/16 11:15:41 |
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 19:17:50 |
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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
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Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 11:26:05 |
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02/07/18 12:47:56 |
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29/01/17 8:23:34 |
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"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 11:03:59 |
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"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 12:18:46 |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 7:51:28 |
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10/06/18 19:42:04 |
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"First the GOOD news... 01/02/16 20:30:53 |
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"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 10:02:40 |
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05/12/12 12:47:13 |
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13/10/18 11:58:48 |
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Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13 |
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Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 11:23:03 |
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"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 9:58:55 |
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"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 11:41:12 |
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"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04 |
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Looks like it's going. --John Glover
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If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46 |
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11/06/13 11:56:32 |
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04/04/13 8:00:06 |
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"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 19:32:45 |
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"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 11:50:13 |
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07/08/17 11:51:13 |
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The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14 |
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29/08/16 12:01:12 |
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28/01/16 13:27:29 |
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28/01/16 9:29:38 |
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01/03/17 14:04:05 |
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19/01/15 8:45:38 |
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Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16 |
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13/01/13 12:00:37 |
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07/01/13 8:33:07 |
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Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22 |
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It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25 |
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The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 11:32:36 |
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"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20 |
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02/06/16 19:41:38 |
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"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42 |
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"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 11:33:54 |
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"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 12:36:07 |
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"Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25 |
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"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49 |
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I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones
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27/11/14 12:41:05 |
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And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 11:02:06 |
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Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis
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"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10 |
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...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58 |
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"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 8:39:40 |
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Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding. 16/06/13 11:25:13 |
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more captions
Or Cheeses Christ!
7:10pm
comment on caption:
“Cheese-is-Christ.” [Greg Curtis]
Had the same thing, but my wife was a cow.
7:17pm
comment on caption:
"As I looked across my bed, I knew I had a drinking problem." [Greg Curtis]
Ah, the old Juniper Strokes.
8:50am
comment on caption:
“Over and over, Jack brought himself right to the hedge.” [Greg Curtis]
Sorry if I'm being a bit dim, but I don't understand. Could you explain, please?
1:26pm
comment on caption:
"I'm fine. How's the hazing going?" [Greg Curtis]
What I go for, Pussy, with my captions is "off the charts brilliant." Ultimately, my best captions, NOBODY will "get" ...sometimes I don't even them, because they are THAT GOOD.
So far, so good on this caption: Still at zero votes.
You see this caption does NOT just drops us into the middle of "a funny scene," but into the middle or a dramatic story: This poor fellow with his head through the floor is a college student, being hazed ruthlessly by his new "friends." After his head is smashed through the floor during some type of painful "initiation ceremony," he asks - casually - to the fellow downstairs, "How are YOU?" to which the guy downstairs replies...
"I'm fine. How's the hazing going?"
3:46pm
comment on caption:
"I'm fine. How's the hazing going?" [Greg Curtis]
Thanks caption author. I've just never heard 'hazed' or 'hazing' used that way (probably showing my age a bit, lol). To me, hazing is the mist that builds up on windows and mirrors!
4:41pm
comment on caption:
"I'm fine. How's the hazing going?" [Greg Curtis]
Or tired, perhaps
6:51pm
comment on caption:
" You wanna 'take me away from all this'? ...Look, I'm tired of the same old line." [Greg Curtis]
I've voted for it but as one who has suffered carbon monoxide poisoning, it's a bit uncomfortable. I can at least confirm that you can't smell it!
10:32am
comment on caption:
"Actually, you can't smell carbon monox......" [Greg Curtis]
by Eckhart Tabby
12:23am
comment on caption:
The Power of Meow [Greg Curtis]
Maybe "around the world."
12:28am
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"Too bad, Ken, looks like no 'oral' tonight." [Greg Curtis]