Greg Curtis

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	lol "Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57	24


creative clever 20/08/16 12:15:41		17 23
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
	"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..." 30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58	20

	creative "To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 20:17:50	1 19
I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
	Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 12:26:05	2 18

	lol "Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." 15/11/22 12:02:39	7 18
I guess there's no need to be anon, so I've un-anonned the comment! I was just thinking I didn't want to make a statement that it wasn't my caption. But you're right, I've voted on it anyway! I think I need some of your spare supervotes inst... --KT A
	"I always knew we'd wind up together." 10/05/21 12:53:18	18

	Pineapple Concentrate 02/07/18 13:47:56	18

	clever Storm Trooper 29/01/17 8:23:34	18

	lol "Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 12:03:59	18

	lol "...Are you together?" 29/04/23 21:13:36	17

	"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted." 31/10/21 12:16:28	17

	clever "Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 13:18:46	17

	clever x2 "I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 8:51:28	17

	clever Minor Inconvenience 08/03/22 12:02:56	16

	Twin Buoys 10/06/18 20:42:04	16

	lol "First the GOOD news... The rat's gone." 01/02/16 20:30:53	16

	clever x3 "She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 11:02:40	16

	This door is booby trapped! 05/12/12 12:47:13	16

	"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..." 09/01/22 9:39:06	1 15
Yes! --Glyn Evans
	"He was found dead, but undamaged." 19/12/19 22:37:32	15

	Surreal Estate 04/03/19 12:02:51	15

	clever Twisted Humor 13/10/18 12:58:48	15

	Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13	15

	Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 12:23:03	15

	"...bad news for rug addicts." 14/06/22 9:24:33	14

	"Different species; similar jeans." 24/11/21 12:02:40	14

	"Try it on, if you're game." 29/01/20 12:25:46	14

	lol "First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......" 10/10/19 11:58:15	14

	"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 10:58:55	14

	"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 12:41:12	14

	"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04	1 14
Looks like it's going. --John Glover
	lol creative If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46	14

	Hey, why the log face? 11/06/13 12:56:32	13

	It's drawing attention. 04/04/13 9:00:06	13

	"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody." 18/04/21 12:22:13	6 13
Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf
	"... little down in the mouth?" 11/02/20 13:29:43	13

	"It's a snatchback." 15/01/19 12:10:49	13

	"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 20:32:45	13

	"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 12:50:13	13

	Sea-through 07/08/17 12:51:13	13

	The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14	13

	Smug Shot 29/08/16 13:01:12	2 13

	...for cold calling. 28/01/16 13:27:29	13

	Homes to buy, or torrent. 28/01/16 9:29:38	13

	“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” 24/12/22 3:17:24	2 12

	Ferry Christmas 18/12/22 12:45:49	12

	"GET OFF THE BLOOMIN' ROAD." 07/04/22 13:02:35	12

	“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'" 21/02/22 0:32:28	12

	"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug." 16/05/21 9:25:33	1 12
Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer. --Glyn Evans
	"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent." 15/08/19 12:01:10	12

	"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?" 20/06/19 13:00:15	12

	lol "OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car." 28/04/19 22:05:04	12

	The Grim Wrapper 01/03/17 14:04:05	12

	CAT scan 19/01/15 8:45:38	12

	Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16	12

	CAREFUL...He can scratch. 13/01/13 12:00:37	12

	lol Dutch Elf Disease 07/01/13 8:33:07	1 12

	lol Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22	12

	It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25	12

	The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 12:32:36	2 12

	"What I'm saying is...we'd like you to work from home." 25/08/22 13:23:13	11

	Critics call it, "Deeply penetrating." 15/08/22 15:22:21	11

	creative "Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' " 23/11/21 0:06:06	11

	"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you." 18/04/21 12:58:43	11

	"Yeah I work in women's clothing." 20/12/20 12:47:44	11

	"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite." 08/03/20 0:33:04	11

	"We quickly grew out of our first house." 04/03/19 12:02:14	11

	"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20	11

	clever Kindergarden 02/06/16 20:41:38	11

	clever "DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42	11

	"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 12:33:54	11

	"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 13:36:07	11

	clever "Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25	11

	lol clever "Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49	1 11
I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones
	Reminds me of my 1986 Vulva. 27/11/14 12:41:05	11

	And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 12:02:06	1 11
Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis
	"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10	11

	...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58	11

	"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 9:39:40	10

	Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding. 16/06/13 12:25:13	10

	Bicicle. 01/05/13 12:01:03	10

	They're acting like there's snow tomorrow. 11/02/13 12:08:19	10

	Vulcanic rock. 10/02/13 13:00:00	10

	What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read! 03/02/13 13:36:05	10

	The balance of power. 24/12/12 8:48:38	10

	Right wing lunatics. 16/12/12 20:10:38	10

	"...sick of these darned masks." 20/06/22 9:02:52	10

	clever "In a down market, Ford is rolling out the red car pets." 09/06/22 12:25:01	10

	"Jake sat nervously before his phone-ectomy." 14/10/19 12:10:28	10

	"No, really...you look......great." 06/11/18 12:52:12	10

	lol Cumfectionery 10/06/18 10:50:58	10

	"...at thy cervix." 12/08/17 23:15:44	10

	"After a 10-mile chase, he was finally captioned." 10/10/16 8:23:34	10

	Water-proofreading 16/09/16 11:52:59	10

	clever "If mom knew about this, we'd be grounded." 02/09/16 8:53:49	10

	"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..." 28/06/16 12:48:12	10

	New study shows: Playing releases endolphins. 12/01/16 13:29:54	10

	"Over the years, it's become gallopidated." 12/03/15 12:24:51	10

	"Question for yah: How many times have you dyed?..." 03/04/22 21:15:00	9

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Oh wow, thank you so much!!

KT A

15/11/22
1:46pm

comment on caption:
"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." [Greg Curtis]

You must be a fan of "Get Smart" Greg. Too bad I missed the voting period.

Willie Johnson

18/11/22
9:15pm

comment on caption:
"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." [Greg Curtis]

“Harley David Sons”
That alone would be a winner for me 🤩👍

Julia Kinsey

18/12/22
10:32pm

comment on caption:
Harley David Sons [Greg Curtis]

Thanks for tightening that up!

(caption author)

18/12/22
10:36pm

comment on caption:
Harley David Sons [Greg Curtis]

I always thought that's why political correctness was invented - to prevent ticking time bomb spree killers from going postal.

With all the school and workplace shootings that have gone or are still going on, I'd say it must be working.

Glyn Evans

24/12/22
12:33pm

comment on caption:
“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” [Greg Curtis]

With all the school shootings and no recent post office shootings, maybe we need to replace “going postal” with a new term, such as “going to school”.

Willie Johnson

25/12/22
8:39am

comment on caption:
“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” [Greg Curtis]

"Sure, I'll send you a thousand checks by mail."

Willie Johnson

30/12/22
9:11pm

comment on caption:
"Hey, y'wanna buy a thousand watches?" [Greg Curtis]

No thanks.

[anon]

19/02/23
2:35pm

comment on caption:
"You should see my groin..." [Greg Curtis]

Lol. Yes true Kitty, they're never accidents. "Road kill" is the equivalent of "friendly fire" for the animal kingdom.

It's not my fault that animal didn't get out of the way of my tyres in time. I was only going at 50 mph, they could have easily dodged me 😂

Glyn Evans

04/05/23
8:03pm