lol

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 9:43:57

£100
WINNER

creative clever

20/08/16 12:15:41

creative

"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."

30/06/15 20:17:50

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 12:26:05

Pineapple Concentrate

02/07/18 13:47:56

clever

Storm Trooper

29/01/17 8:23:34

lol

"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too."

26/07/16 12:03:59

clever

"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence."

15/09/18 13:18:46

clever x2

"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' "

12/05/15 8:51:28

Twin Buoys

10/06/18 20:42:04

lol

"First the GOOD news...
The rat's gone."

01/02/16 20:30:53

clever x3

"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there."

14/05/15 11:02:40

This door is booby trapped!

05/12/12 12:47:13

Surreal Estate

04/03/19 12:02:51

clever

Twisted Humor

13/10/18 12:58:48

Why am I not buying? No Monet.

19/11/14 20:09:13

Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"

20/10/14 12:23:03

"Is it me, or is he flushing?"

17/09/18 10:58:55

"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too."

08/08/18 12:41:12

"The neighbors say it has to go."

02/12/15 8:11:04

lol creative

If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets.

20/02/13 12:00:46

Hey, why the log face?

11/06/13 12:56:32

It's drawing attention.

04/04/13 9:00:06

"It's a snatchback."

15/01/19 12:10:49

"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..."

25/07/18 20:32:45

"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet."

30/04/18 12:50:13

Sea-through

07/08/17 12:51:13

The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo.

05/01/17 12:47:14

Smug Shot

29/08/16 13:01:12

...for cold calling.

28/01/16 13:27:29

Homes to buy, or torrent.

28/01/16 9:29:38

"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent."

Thu 12:01:10

"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"

20/06/19 13:00:15

lol

"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car."

28/04/19 22:05:04

The Grim Wrapper

01/03/17 14:04:05

CAT scan

19/01/15 8:45:38

Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me.

25/02/13 8:15:16

CAREFUL...He can scratch.

13/01/13 12:00:37

lol

Dutch Elf Disease

07/01/13 8:33:07

lol

Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here!

31/12/12 22:56:22

It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing.

18/12/12 12:00:25

The tooth fairy loses his patience.

11/09/12 12:32:36

"We quickly grew out of our first house."

04/03/19 12:02:14

"Deface that launched a thousand drips."

15/11/16 21:08:20

clever

Kindergarden

02/06/16 20:41:38

clever

"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor."

19/01/16 13:24:42

"And THIS is called dry docking."

13/09/15 12:33:54

"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!"

10/08/15 13:36:07

clever

"Now you can feel DADDY kick."

15/01/15 10:59:25

lol clever

"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts."

30/12/14 12:03:49

Reminds me of my 1986 Vulva.

27/11/14 12:41:05

And they wonder why I pee on the rug.

02/05/13 12:02:06

"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?"

16/12/12 12:31:10

...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth.

03/12/12 9:15:58

"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!"

28/06/13 9:39:40

Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding.

16/06/13 12:25:13

Bicicle.

01/05/13 12:01:03

They're acting like there's snow tomorrow.

11/02/13 12:08:19

Vulcanic rock.

10/02/13 13:00:00

What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read!

03/02/13 13:36:05

The balance of power.

24/12/12 8:48:38

Right wing lunatics.

16/12/12 20:10:38

"No, really...you look......great."

06/11/18 12:52:12

lol

Cumfectionery

10/06/18 10:50:58

"...at thy cervix."

12/08/17 23:15:44

"After a 10-mile chase, he was finally captioned."

10/10/16 8:23:34

Water-proofreading

16/09/16 11:52:59

clever

"If mom knew about this, we'd be grounded."

02/09/16 8:53:49

"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..."

28/06/16 12:48:12

New study shows: Playing releases endolphins.

12/01/16 13:29:54

"Over the years, it's become gallopidated."

12/03/15 12:24:51

“We still don’t know...but we’ve ruled-out obesity.”

27/06/19 10:55:13

"Don't feel bad for ME; I got two guys working beneath me."

14/08/18 8:47:51

"...and I told him - in no uncertain terms: I DON'T DO WINDOWS."

31/07/18 15:33:22

"Tres Chick!"

08/06/18 15:14:36

The National Shark-Victim Memorial

07/08/17 12:39:24

Clearly not "skinny dipping."

22/06/17 21:24:44

clever

"Enlist TODAY, and we'll make YOU a Neuman."

02/04/17 22:27:55

My Current Boyfriend

08/01/17 12:34:56

"Take 2 up the arse, and call me in the morning."

02/01/16 20:03:39

"If business is off, it may be time for a more attractive mannequin."

22/09/15 12:29:02

"Question seven: Is your cat looking over your shoulder right now?"

02/09/15 13:34:21

Fellow captioneers, I might need to take a break from Caption.me, or maybe I need "something else"...

When I saw this picture, I could only think about double entendres focused on a certain female part.

This isn't normal. I need help.

06/08/15 12:03:22

Blood Hound

23/02/15 12:23:12

"On the bright side, I'm grateful dad didn't play cricket."

15/01/15 11:11:50

creative

"He's ALWAYS the afterlife of the party."

08/01/15 10:03:29

Car Pet

27/11/14 12:00:13

Chomping at the bit.

15/10/14 12:31:37

They're okay...but they need to spend more time on the beat.

20/06/13 12:31:58

Harley Davidsonsanddaughters

01/05/13 11:57:07

It's time to consider reading glasses.

26/11/12 12:10:16

Mick had a real problem ... He deleted his server.

18/09/12 11:20:23

"I like making my own inventions; and I like accounting: A LOT; and I like LONG walks on the beach, alone."

23/04/19 12:19:30

"She wanted to do it before she died. Didn't know it would be JUST before..."

10/12/18 12:19:52

An Ice View

17/11/18 16:46:11

"A shoe!"

"Gesundheit."

09/11/18 12:01:44

"As I looked across my bed, I knew I had a drinking problem."

01/08/18 13:14:55

"...A victim of car jacking."

25/06/18 14:06:40

"That sign REALLY has to go."

06/06/18 11:32:38

Windough

11/03/18 2:00:19

Anonymouse

05/02/18 22:20:34

"They're obviously on psychedelic rugs."

03/01/18 17:29:32

"Mr. Armstrong was greeted by the mare of the city."

23/01/17 4:45:32

At home with my flatmate.

24/11/16 8:03:27

"When she heard the click behind her, she prayed to God it was a gun...and not another camera."

06/10/16 12:06:12

Tree Trunks

02/07/16 11:51:56

"No, it's definitely not clogged..."

18/05/16 13:41:15

"And they wonder why I piss on the linoleum."

12/12/15 20:04:58

Gutter Nonsense

02/12/15 8:02:08

"Far from meaningless, an ocean wave serves many porpoises."

03/11/15 12:20:27

"If you're good today, Hanni, you can have a friend for dinner."

01/11/15 8:19:53

'Twas ignite before Christmas

05/07/15 11:43:19

Stock Pile

22/03/15 13:08:13

creative

"Lobsters have a simple nervous system, but a sophisticated sense of humor."

11/03/15 0:57:14

"Okay, I'm BACK, and now...I'm the last man on earth. PLEASE."

01/03/15 12:35:30

creative

From no confidence whatsoever…to completely elf-azured.

30/11/14 8:00:10

Since the seminar, Jack’s been a little boulder.

28/11/14 1:26:20

That's Mike on the right...and Ray on the left.

18/01/13 12:00:17

Get an ambulance! She's in Anniephylactic shock.

25/12/12 20:28:41

It's snow picinic out there!

16/12/12 8:46:56

The rear garden.

03/12/12 8:09:07

Evolving door.

16/09/12 12:58:59

Sextile

14/05/19 12:16:53

"...love to clean that for you, if it's hand-washable."

17/04/19 12:35:53

"Now, everybody: Upward Cat."

28/12/18 11:22:56

"Tastefully done."

27/12/18 12:57:03

Purrkour

08/11/18 8:50:42

"Look at this pearl necklace!"

16/09/18 20:18:37

A Tale of Whoa

19/08/18 12:09:25

A Forlawn Chair

22/06/18 12:27:45

"I'm tired of people taking me for granite."

31/01/18 16:31:45

clever

A Moving Truck

19/09/17 14:00:50

"Personally, I find this kind of art irrigating."

05/08/17 11:56:55

Cone-stable

17/07/17 12:31:56

"Ready for my...big load?'

12/05/17 12:55:49

" ♫ Sundae...bloody sundae!..."

20/01/17 22:58:25

creative

"We spent half the day standing in lines."

12/01/17 9:02:06

"It's being re-possessed."

08/11/16 18:00:59

Asstronomy

14/10/16 17:06:12

"At that moment, I had an autobody experience."

08/08/16 14:37:49

"We were hoping for a better turnout," said their leader: "The streets are half-empty."

02/08/16 11:35:16

Stock Car

06/06/16 12:25:39

"♫ I just called, to say, I glove you."

28/01/16 12:06:51

"Damn, I hate when someone wears the same outfit."

19/12/15 11:08:28

"Can I be honest with you?...I wasn't drowning."

13/09/15 12:37:18

"In other news, the driver in this accident was not cited."

02/09/15 23:47:01

Suspended Animation

12/07/15 23:34:28

"Today, Fido would face his biggest sphere."

22/06/15 11:25:40

Super eyeway.

16/06/15 12:12:08

"I couldn't help but dress him with my eyes."

19/02/15 11:30:29

"Of all the toy boxes in all the world...you get thrown into mine."

08/12/14 13:19:29

creative

Since I've had it...no accidents.

02/06/13 14:09:52

Drinking: May cause dizziness, eternal damnation, and unusual stools.

12/02/13 12:58:38

He's having an auto body experience.

24/01/13 12:43:54

Bachelor Flat

19/11/12 20:00:27

Cobble stoned.

05/11/12 12:18:12

cunning limb bus

02/10/12 0:08:57

Well ... look what the Catwoman dragged in.

18/09/12 23:52:59

Hey, no begging aloud.

25/08/13 4:17:03

They fell in love at the aquarium, after meeting on the net.

24/08/13 13:04:38

Relation Ship.

29/07/13 12:38:45

Fans queuing up for REM.

25/07/13 11:01:57

"...to boldy go where no manure has gone before."

21/07/13 23:18:35

He's an Irish Boxer...Shamrocky.

02/05/13 12:01:55

I bet he uses that left hand to masticate.

19/11/12 14:52:58

He's so fast he's already home!

11/11/12 12:23:27

Pussyfooting.

10/10/12 13:19:38

“Sorry to be shallow, but I like guys with feet.”

06/07/19 0:11:30

clever

“Raise your hand if you believe in free will...”

29/05/19 12:06:07

Surrail

16/05/19 22:10:27

"THIS, is a nice day for a walk."

04/04/19 9:33:12

clever

"That's where I was raised."

23/03/19 2:36:02

Surwheelism

14/02/19 11:23:33

Securikitty

28/11/18 12:23:51

"We'll treat your dog like a human, while you sit and stay."

05/10/18 14:12:42

"No, I can't, but I can tell you what he SMELLED like."

08/08/18 12:38:50

Sunday Driver

12/07/18 17:01:14

Sell Phones

19/06/18 14:01:35

If anything can turn blue, it will turn blue: Smurfy's Law.

18/02/18 20:53:19

"ConJOIN me for a dance?"

07/02/18 13:57:52

"Today, I had this strange 'autobody experience.'"

27/01/18 15:52:59

"He can't remember names, but he never forgets deface."

25/09/17 12:01:37

A Sketchy Neighborhood

04/09/17 21:32:54

Tootin' Car Men

22/08/17 11:33:59

"Her behavior has braised a few eyebrows."

30/04/17 12:30:42

Spaghetti Harbornara

13/04/17 9:17:40

"I heard they found gold on Uranus."

11/04/17 12:54:18

"WATCH IT, officer: There's an artist recording THIS WHOLE THING."

30/12/16 9:53:59

"It's HARD to sign in cursive."

30/11/16 21:09:41

"Watch your bloody mouth."

28/10/16 14:18:51

"Nice camouflage."

..."WHO-SAID-THAT?"

14/09/16 21:28:20

Days of Swine and Poses

11/08/16 17:01:01

“Call me back on my long johns. They’re set to vibrate.”

28/01/16 12:01:49

Whispers, “Come on… I have The Rectal Dilator.”

03/01/16 13:38:45

"Look, we captured this with our insecurity camera."

03/08/15 14:08:24

"When farming became difficult, he re-tired."

02/08/15 13:02:25

clever

"Here's looking at Euclid."

14/05/15 11:32:44

"It's a fare contest."

03/05/15 14:09:18

"Hm?...It's rather grabstract."

30/04/15 11:40:12

"...Mom?"

26/04/15 20:16:26