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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 9:43:57

"WHO INVITED your Rex?"

20/08/16 12:15:41

Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis

"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."

30/06/15 20:17:50

I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 12:26:05

"I always knew we'd wind up together."

10/05/21 12:53:18

Pineapple Concentrate

02/07/18 13:47:56

29/01/17 8:23:34

"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too."

26/07/16 12:03:59

"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted."

31/10/21 12:16:28

"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence."

15/09/18 13:18:46

"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' "

12/05/15 8:51:28

Minor Inconvenience

08/03/22 12:02:56

10/06/18 20:42:04

"First the GOOD news...
The rat's gone."

01/02/16 20:30:53

"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there."

14/05/15 11:02:40

This door is booby trapped!

05/12/12 12:47:13

"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..."

09/01/22 9:39:06

Yes! --Glyn Evans

"He was found dead, but undamaged."

19/12/19 22:37:32

04/03/19 12:02:51

13/10/18 12:58:48

Why am I not buying? No Monet.

19/11/14 20:09:13

Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"

20/10/14 12:23:03

"Different species; similar jeans."

24/11/21 12:02:40

"Try it on, if you're game."

29/01/20 12:25:46

"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......"

10/10/19 11:58:15

"Is it me, or is he flushing?"

17/09/18 10:58:55

"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too."

08/08/18 12:41:12

"The neighbors say it has to go."

02/12/15 8:11:04

Looks like it's going. --John Glover

If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets.

20/02/13 12:00:46

Hey, why the log face?

11/06/13 12:56:32

It's drawing attention.

04/04/13 9:00:06

"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody."

18/04/21 12:22:13

Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf

"... little down in the mouth?"

11/02/20 13:29:43

"It's a snatchback."

15/01/19 12:10:49

"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..."

25/07/18 20:32:45

"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet."

30/04/18 12:50:13

07/08/17 12:51:13

The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo.

05/01/17 12:47:14

29/08/16 13:01:12

...for cold calling.

28/01/16 13:27:29

Homes to buy, or torrent.

28/01/16 9:29:38

"GET OFF THE BLOOMIN' ROAD."

07/04/22 13:02:35

“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'"

21/02/22 0:32:28

"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug."

16/05/21 9:25:33

Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer. --Glyn Evans

"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent."

15/08/19 12:01:10

"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"

20/06/19 13:00:15

"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car."

28/04/19 22:05:04

The Grim Wrapper

01/03/17 14:04:05

19/01/15 8:45:38

Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me.

25/02/13 8:15:16

CAREFUL...He can scratch.

13/01/13 12:00:37

Dutch Elf Disease

07/01/13 8:33:07

Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here!

31/12/12 22:56:22

It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing.

18/12/12 12:00:25

The tooth fairy loses his patience.

11/09/12 12:32:36

"Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' "

23/11/21 0:06:06

"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you."

18/04/21 12:58:43

"Yeah I work in women's clothing."

20/12/20 12:47:44

"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite."

08/03/20 0:33:04

"We quickly grew out of our first house."

04/03/19 12:02:14

"Deface that launched a thousand drips."

15/11/16 21:08:20

02/06/16 20:41:38

"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor."

19/01/16 13:24:42

"And THIS is called dry docking."

13/09/15 12:33:54

"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!"

10/08/15 13:36:07

"Now you can feel DADDY kick."

15/01/15 10:59:25

"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts."

30/12/14 12:03:49

I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones

Reminds me of my 1986 Vulva.

27/11/14 12:41:05

And they wonder why I pee on the rug.

02/05/13 12:02:06

Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis

"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?"

16/12/12 12:31:10

...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth.

03/12/12 9:15:58

"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!"

28/06/13 9:39:40

Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding.

16/06/13 12:25:13

01/05/13 12:01:03

They're acting like there's snow tomorrow.

11/02/13 12:08:19

10/02/13 13:00:00

What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read!

03/02/13 13:36:05

The balance of power.

24/12/12 8:48:38

Right wing lunatics.

16/12/12 20:10:38

"Jake sat nervously before his phone-ectomy."

14/10/19 12:10:28

"No, really...you look......great."

06/11/18 12:52:12

10/06/18 10:50:58

"...at thy cervix."

12/08/17 23:15:44

"After a 10-mile chase, he was finally captioned."

10/10/16 8:23:34

Water-proofreading

16/09/16 11:52:59

"If mom knew about this, we'd be grounded."

02/09/16 8:53:49

"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..."

28/06/16 12:48:12

New study shows: Playing releases endolphins.

12/01/16 13:29:54

"Over the years, it's become gallopidated."

12/03/15 12:24:51

"Question for yah: How many times have you dyed?..."

03/04/22 21:15:00

"Oh those? He's a lab lab."

20/01/22 12:42:42

“Let’s see, where did I put that epipen, nope...nope...”

21/07/21 12:24:00

21/12/20 4:58:39

"Okay, GOT THE PICTURE! It's a wrap."

20/11/19 12:45:09

"We still don't know...but we've ruled-out obesity."

27/06/19 10:55:13

"Don't feel bad for ME; I got two guys working beneath me."

14/08/18 8:47:51

"...and I told him - in no uncertain terms: I DON'T DO WINDOWS."

31/07/18 15:33:22

08/06/18 15:14:36

The National Shark-Victim Memorial

07/08/17 12:39:24

Clearly not "skinny dipping."

22/06/17 21:24:44