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The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have...

17/02/20 21:25:05

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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address? --John Glover
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14917Dan Nicholls

She hasn't got a problem, but she does have 4 baths a day.

17/02/20 20:01:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9578Dave Bryan

''Is it a good year?''

''I've no idea but the day's getting better.''

17/02/20 20:55:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11975Vanessa the Guesser

"I love having wine on tap."

17/02/20 20:23:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5532James Lennox

I'm all for pinching his sherry glass, but I'd draw the line at using Gulliver's foot spa.

17/02/20 20:16:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

“Alcoholic? No, I only have one glass a day”

17/02/20 20:00:09

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And it takes a day to drink it. --Willie Johnson
Rachel P Vote score: 1732Rachel P

“A tasty, full-bodied Red and the wine’s not bad either”

17/02/20 20:21:07

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

'I've run out of Rohypnol' thought Harvey. 'Plan B it is then'.

18/02/20 0:06:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8825Chris Keegan

"So, what does this 'hot date' of yours do?"
- "Apparently she's does wine tasting events in Bath"

17/02/20 21:56:52

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

The Grapes Of Bath

17/02/20 20:42:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

The Red Wine is bad enough. But having a bath in Guinness?

17/02/20 20:04:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4584Karyn Harrison

🎵 Whole lotta Rosé

17/02/20 20:00:09

 1
Great song. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1466Willie Johnson

Melania needed one of these in order to kiss Donald Trump.

Or two.

Or three.

Or four.

Or five.

Or six.

Or seven.

Or eight.

Or nine.

Or ten.

Or eleven.

Or twelve.

Or thirteen.

Nope, it just wasn't happening.

18/02/20 0:39:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1239Mark Wilson

First step is admitting I have a problem, but I know i have, I'm ashamed to say I have really small hands

17/02/20 20:47:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1239Mark Wilson

I know it's Valentine's day but there's no room in this romantic bath for me, you and the wine.

17/02/20 20:22:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9578Dave Bryan

The Grapes Of Froth

17/02/20 20:06:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1732Rachel P

Madame Beaujolais

17/02/20 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8825Chris Keegan

Since Julie cut down she has just the one glass..

17/02/20 20:00:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1239Mark Wilson

People are either glass half empty or glass half full, we're as I'm pissed and don't give a shit

17/02/20 23:09:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9578Dave Bryan

''I thought we were having coq au vin tonight, darling.''

''I decided to do a traditional roast instead.''

17/02/20 20:18:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1239Mark Wilson

I would give up wine, but i'm no quitter.

17/02/20 20:16:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

"You've given her a large glass of red, my God, she's already had a skinfull of bubbly."

17/02/20 20:05:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9965Stephen Bean

"My doctor said I should cut down to one glass a day."

17/02/20 20:00:11

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"Mommy needs wine today, shut the fuck-up!"

03/03/20 18:14:18

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

She may be sh*tfaced but the rest of her is spotless.

19/02/20 18:01:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2246Scrijjy Doo

A big glass for a big slut.

18/02/20 15:02:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1466Willie Johnson

("There isn't enough wine in here to be ready to kiss that frog.")

Andrew waited patiently.

18/02/20 9:06:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9601Mr Dome

Red wine gives me really bad wind too

18/02/20 0:03:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5741C CaMel

She is now dry.

17/02/20 23:31:17

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

She's only pretending to have coronavirus.

17/02/20 22:06:49

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

She's a big fan of Naked Wines

17/02/20 21:44:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10668Neil Mackenzie

Wine, Women and 🎵Splish splash I was having a bath 🎵

17/02/20 21:36:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10668Neil Mackenzie

Before she got legless she made sure she was lying down.

17/02/20 21:27:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31785Tony Edwards

She'll have to face up to her drink problem schooner or later.

17/02/20 20:59:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5876Vivvy En

"I had a big meal - it needs a good washing down"

17/02/20 20:42:34

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11650 Smuldo

"Oi, Stop it and put those flowers back in that bloody vase..."

17/02/20 20:35:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm feeling pissed as a nude!"

17/02/20 20:34:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9965Stephen Bean

American Beautjolais

17/02/20 20:30:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20541John Glover

"I told you, if I've got to have the tap end, I'm having the bigger glass."

17/02/20 20:29:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

A lovely aroma with a hint of plumb.

17/02/20 20:28:04

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11650 Smuldo

After a hard day's work Jenny loved to get absolutely lathered.

17/02/20 20:26:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6570Glyn Evans

Run out of glasses? Don't have a corkscrew? Easy - saw the bottom of the bottle and enjoy!

17/02/20 20:25:44

 9
A bit of fun? I wish someone would've told me. Yesterday I posted a caption which I thought was great and guess what? Nobody voted for it. I was gutted and ended up taking it out on my microwave. I don't know why but when I went in the kitchen, ... --The Wolf
Vivvy En Vote score: 5876Vivvy En

She's drinking too much. It's time we pulled the plug.

17/02/20 20:24:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11975Vanessa the Guesser

After wondering if her bathtub was half empty or half full, she went off her rioja.

17/02/20 20:21:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9601Mr Dome

I needed something to soak up the alcohol

17/02/20 20:20:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Countess Bathory

17/02/20 20:06:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jenny always looks at life through Rosé tinted glasses.

17/02/20 20:05:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Half Soaked

17/02/20 20:04:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4584Karyn Harrison

Rosé and Kim

17/02/20 20:02:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14917Dan Nicholls

She's always been a big old soak.

17/02/20 20:00:21

 
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