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"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed."
25/03/21 8:03:15
Jane gets her first super vote.
25/03/21 8:01:30
Take 4 Rennie, 330ml of Coke, 1 Sherbet Dib Dab and mix together in a large jug. Pour contents into Nan's drip. She won't like it but it makes a great photo opportunity.
25/03/21 8:35:28
"Boo!"
25/03/21 10:18:45
And today , Mecca Bingo, finally open their doors again.
25/03/21 8:16:23
"Listen, I don't mind her getting up at 5am to do tidying, but we have to switch her to decaff."
26/03/21 17:36:19
To be fair, we all have that reaction to a Fray Bentos pie before it has been cooked.
25/03/21 8:46:40
Winter is over, spring in the air.
25/03/21 8:40:54
♪ Jumpin' Jackie Flash ♪
25/03/21 8:19:58
The winning save after the Sunnyside Care home football tournament went to a penalty shoot out.
25/03/21 8:16:06
Who'd have thought singing Y.M.C.A on your own would be such fun.
25/03/21 8:07:47
Jane's husband had just phoned from the oil rigs. He was going to have to work there an extra week....
27/03/21 16:25:08
"Looks like grandad's finally found gran's clitoris."
25/03/21 19:02:21
The queen Jumps for join after realising Meghan will not be returning to the Buckingham palace.
25/03/21 16:03:04
"Yes they've agreed my disability allowance payments"
25/03/21 13:55:07
♪ Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's trampoline ♪
25/03/21 10:46:37
"And you said I was rubbish at DIY, I've fitted that patio door perfectly"
25/03/21 10:21:29
Gran cannot contain her excitement for the first time in years she farts without following through
25/03/21 9:54:25
Ethel was unsure what had startled her more. The midget with the camera or the 9 foot man standing in the doorway.
25/03/21 9:27:41
I do wish they would stop the fracking outside, it's shaking the house a bit.
25/03/21 8:56:07
''I'm very sorry to tell you this Mrs Johnson but your son, Dave, has been eaten by a shark.''
25/03/21 8:33:29
Its the 1st time we have managed a zoom call since we got Gran into the care home on the moon
25/03/21 8:03:48
Nan’s had a pick me up again.
25/03/21 19:51:34
"Next time lady, just pay your gravity bill."
25/03/21 11:15:09
Few people still remember the period after rationing ended, known affectionately as 'The Jazz Hands Age'.
25/03/21 11:13:42
"This is radio WKHU brightening up your day with AL Jolson".
25/03/21 11:08:15
My nan will never forget the day she turned up at ‘The Enfield Hauntings’ house to apply for a cleaning job.
25/03/21 10:18:41
Even Gran gets scared by Doctor Who.
25/03/21 10:08:09
Gran loves nothing better than listening to music and shaking her jazz hands.
25/03/21 9:53:47
CAUTION:- Do not try to extinguish an electric fire with a jug of water
25/03/21 9:37:22
It was a bold experiment to see the affects of gravity on the over 80's. Fitting Doris with high tec monitors and installing cctv cameras. We then pushed Doris's house off a cliff."
25/03/21 9:06:10
"The moment granny found her G-spot."
25/03/21 9:02:16
Super Gran
25/03/21 8:45:15
The armed robbers had just asked Doris where all her money and valuables were.
25/03/21 8:26:22
Leap of Faith
25/03/21 8:20:25
Arthur just loved dropping his banana peels on the floor
25/03/21 8:18:57
The Invisible man thought he would go for an Airlane Spin followed by the Back Body Drop Body Slam.
25/03/21 8:15:59
Gran is near crippled by chronic arthritis, but she reckons the OxyContin helps a little.
25/03/21 8:15:10
"Who's been feeding nan beans again."
25/03/21 8:14:48
"Ye I'll fill in that big hole I left in nan's bedroom floor later. No, its ok for now, she's bed ridden."
25/03/21 8:08:49
They say that the poltergeist of King Kong still haunts the buildings he climbed and reached into.
25/03/21 8:08:17
"Madeline, were you lying earlier when you said you knew how to do the Hokey Pokey?"
25/03/21 8:03:41
"Oh shit! I left my new vibrating love knickers in the kitchen. Hope Nan does'nt put them on by accident."
25/03/21 8:02:55
Spring had sprung. That'd teach granny to upholster her armchair properly.
25/03/21 8:00:53
Last thing I said was 'Grandad, should you be polishing a loaded shotgun with your Parkinson's?'
25/03/21 8:00:33
A double whammy of a mouse and a faulty love egg at the same time.
25/03/21 8:00:16
Joan's spirit ascended to heaven, chuffed to bits that 70 years of bible bashing had finally paid off.
25/03/21 8:00:09
Jane loved doing the hovering.
25/03/21 8:00:08