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Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed."

25/03/21 8:03:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

Jane gets her first super vote.

25/03/21 8:01:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Take 4 Rennie, 330ml of Coke, 1 Sherbet Dib Dab and mix together in a large jug. Pour contents into Nan's drip. She won't like it but it makes a great photo opportunity.

25/03/21 8:35:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7032C CaMel

"Boo!"

25/03/21 10:18:45

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

And today , Mecca Bingo, finally open their doors again.

25/03/21 8:16:23

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"Listen, I don't mind her getting up at 5am to do tidying, but we have to switch her to decaff."

26/03/21 17:36:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

To be fair, we all have that reaction to a Fray Bentos pie before it has been cooked.

25/03/21 8:46:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

Winter is over, spring in the air.

25/03/21 8:40:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

♪ Jumpin' Jackie Flash ♪

25/03/21 8:19:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

The winning save after the Sunnyside Care home football tournament went to a penalty shoot out.

25/03/21 8:16:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

Who'd have thought singing Y.M.C.A on your own would be such fun.

25/03/21 8:07:47

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Jane's husband had just phoned from the oil rigs. He was going to have to work there an extra week....

27/03/21 16:25:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"Looks like grandad's finally found gran's clitoris."

25/03/21 19:02:21

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

The queen Jumps for join after realising Meghan will not be returning to the Buckingham palace.

25/03/21 16:03:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Yes they've agreed my disability allowance payments"

25/03/21 13:55:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

♪ Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's trampoline ♪

25/03/21 10:46:37

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"And you said I was rubbish at DIY, I've fitted that patio door perfectly"

25/03/21 10:21:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Gran cannot contain her excitement for the first time in years she farts without following through

25/03/21 9:54:25

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Ethel was unsure what had startled her more. The midget with the camera or the 9 foot man standing in the doorway.

25/03/21 9:27:41

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

I do wish they would stop the fracking outside, it's shaking the house a bit.

25/03/21 8:56:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''I'm very sorry to tell you this Mrs Johnson but your son, Dave, has been eaten by a shark.''

25/03/21 8:33:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Its the 1st time we have managed a zoom call since we got Gran into the care home on the moon

25/03/21 8:03:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Nan’s had a pick me up again.

25/03/21 19:51:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"Next time lady, just pay your gravity bill."

25/03/21 11:15:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

Few people still remember the period after rationing ended, known affectionately as 'The Jazz Hands Age'.

25/03/21 11:13:42

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

"This is radio WKHU brightening up your day with AL Jolson".

25/03/21 11:08:15

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1991Karen Oakenfull

My nan will never forget the day she turned up at ‘The Enfield Hauntings’ house to apply for a cleaning job.

25/03/21 10:18:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Even Gran gets scared by Doctor Who.

25/03/21 10:08:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Gran loves nothing better than listening to music and shaking her jazz hands.

25/03/21 9:53:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

CAUTION:- Do not try to extinguish an electric fire with a jug of water

25/03/21 9:37:22

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

It was a bold experiment to see the affects of gravity on the over 80's. Fitting Doris with high tec monitors and installing cctv cameras. We then pushed Doris's house off a cliff."

25/03/21 9:06:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

"The moment granny found her G-spot."

25/03/21 9:02:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Super Gran

25/03/21 8:45:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

The armed robbers had just asked Doris where all her money and valuables were.

25/03/21 8:26:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

Leap of Faith

25/03/21 8:20:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

Arthur just loved dropping his banana peels on the floor

25/03/21 8:18:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

The Invisible man thought he would go for an Airlane Spin followed by the Back Body Drop Body Slam.

25/03/21 8:15:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

Gran is near crippled by chronic arthritis, but she reckons the OxyContin helps a little.

25/03/21 8:15:10

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Who's been feeding nan beans again."

25/03/21 8:14:48

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Ye I'll fill in that big hole I left in nan's bedroom floor later. No, its ok for now, she's bed ridden."

25/03/21 8:08:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

They say that the poltergeist of King Kong still haunts the buildings he climbed and reached into.

25/03/21 8:08:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"Madeline, were you lying earlier when you said you knew how to do the Hokey Pokey?"

25/03/21 8:03:41

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Oh shit! I left my new vibrating love knickers in the kitchen. Hope Nan does'nt put them on by accident."

25/03/21 8:02:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Spring had sprung. That'd teach granny to upholster her armchair properly.

25/03/21 8:00:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Last thing I said was 'Grandad, should you be polishing a loaded shotgun with your Parkinson's?'

25/03/21 8:00:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

A double whammy of a mouse and a faulty love egg at the same time.

25/03/21 8:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Joan's spirit ascended to heaven, chuffed to bits that 70 years of bible bashing had finally paid off.

25/03/21 8:00:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Jane loved doing the hovering.

25/03/21 8:00:08

 
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