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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Dave had never delivered puppies before.

11/05/20 12:46:23

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Vet he was a bit nervous. --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Loyal Mail

11/05/20 12:36:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Now listen old fella, when I toss the parcels out of the van, will you please stop bringing them back."

11/05/20 15:30:40

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Nice one Rover....bloke did well too. --Woofer 6
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Golden Receiver

11/05/20 12:34:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"Your parcel should arrive in Siberia within a week and for another $100 I'll ignore the meowing sound."

11/05/20 12:00:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

"Excuse me Mr UPS driver, I overheard you do liver?"

11/05/20 12:12:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Terribly sorry, Mister, but I just made a little delivery of my own right where you're standing"

11/05/20 15:37:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

Delivering food to the paw

11/05/20 12:36:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"Sorry I missed you. I'll run you over tomorrow."

11/05/20 12:17:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Postman pet

11/05/20 12:06:56

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Or a postman pet? --Chris Halliwell
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

United Puppy Service

12/05/20 11:25:03

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Having a dog for a hand had never stopped Sam from doing his job.

11/05/20 15:12:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

"Are you going to tell them who pissed on the parcel or shall I?"

11/05/20 12:19:16

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Maybe he's speaking in Parceltongue. --Karyn Harrison
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

"You want to send a parcel? You need to use our canine branch...PUPS"

11/05/20 12:14:02

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“Cheers mate.”
Delivery man thanks dog for allowing him to leave an absent neighbour’s parcel in his kennel.

11/05/20 17:41:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

PUPS

11/05/20 12:42:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

He's learned how to order squirrel online.

11/05/20 16:20:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9377Mr Dome

Chained mail

11/05/20 14:27:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry we haven't got any vacancies, but I'm pretty sure Hermes will take you on."

11/05/20 13:24:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Pat isn't just a delivery driver, his speciality is giving cheer-ups.

11/05/20 12:57:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"Ok darling, the super glue should have taken, pull the lead sharply, I'll deal with the driver while you get the contents from his van"

11/05/20 12:48:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Not more begging letters.

11/05/20 12:32:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Wrong house, Dave's barking UPS the wrong tree.

11/05/20 12:26:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

This was actually a bear cub chained up and in scenes too distressing to show the father bear mistakes the UPS drivers uniform for mummy bear

11/05/20 12:22:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Every dog has its Dave

11/05/20 12:02:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Nick delivers throughout the K9 postcode.

11/05/20 12:00:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

If you give a dog an inch he won’t take a mile, but he will share his yard.

11/05/20 19:52:48

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

"Bob, I'm a reasonable dog, but where on earth is my toy i ordered?"

11/05/20 15:56:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

The Ups and Downs of being a Courier

11/05/20 15:47:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Sign here.

11/05/20 14:13:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

"I'm a boxer too!"

11/05/20 12:42:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

"The Complete Works of Shakespeare? No, you've got the wrong address mate."

11/05/20 12:29:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Dogs are natural pack-age animals.

11/05/20 12:26:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''When I had the van open, someone ran off with a box of Channel No 5. Can you help me follow the scent?''

11/05/20 12:25:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Beware? - of the Dog?

11/05/20 12:15:36

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

Currier Service.

11/05/20 12:10:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Sit ups

11/05/20 12:09:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

That's fine, just put your pawprint there by way of receipt.

11/05/20 12:00:23

 
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