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	lol x2 creative x2 See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 7:30:37	2 24
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
	Cupid Stunts 30/08/12 11:00:16	19

	Yep, you're right she's not wearing any knickers! 21/12/19 10:04:38	3 18
Dandruff on her boots, a dead giveaway. --John Glover
	Pamela Sanderson 09/02/18 21:19:11	1 16

	lol This is not just any Cucumber..This is a S&M Cucumber 14/02/13 20:14:14	16

	That Spray Tan..really works.. 02/03/13 8:10:07	1 15
lets hope she doesn't streak --Isla gray
	clever Wheelchair thieves operate in this area 08/03/20 14:18:02	15

	Fashion Police 24/09/17 11:08:36	15

	Pick your Own 16/09/17 7:49:05	15

	lol x2 When is this bloody thing going to hatch? 18/11/19 18:06:21	14

	For God's sake Fred I've been looking all over for that Multi LED Torch!! 19/08/18 9:42:37	14

	clever Carbie-Doll 31/08/17 20:01:58	14

	Mary liked staying at the Static Caravan park 20/01/14 9:03:18	14

	Please remain seated through out the entire performance 26/08/12 19:06:43	2 14

	Hey Dude.. good to see you.. Pull up a Stool 08/05/14 21:14:18	13

	clever Helen came from a colorful background 22/09/17 11:29:43	13

	Rockerfellers 20/08/17 11:42:16	13

	Hot off the Press 22/09/16 11:53:51	13

	Next time do it in the cat litter box provided! 23/09/21 21:10:03	1 12
Winnie ... the poo! --John Glover
	Aloe Vera, can you hear me?? 15/01/17 22:17:35	12

	Rob was disqualified from the Barbara Streisand Sculpture awards 09/01/16 14:19:56	1 12
"â™« Song bird sings from the heart. Each word will tear you apart."(Actual lyric from the song "Songbird," sung by Streisand.) --Greg Curtis
	creative He should have had Toucans, that would have made him feel better! 03/04/14 8:33:30	12

	No...I've not eaten the Christmas tree.What ever gave you that idea? 19/02/14 8:30:23	12

	Dolly Mixtures 07/11/12 12:00:23	12

	That's a tatty looking car 18/09/21 11:51:23	11

	Eye Candy 26/07/17 8:01:07	11

	Iron Maiden 30/04/17 11:05:40	11

	lol x2 PauL Hollywood post Bake Off 01/09/16 19:01:00	2 11
- So Paul, before we start discussing your son's manners in class, would you like a cup of tea?- YEAH, GOT ANY JAFFA CAKES MATE? --Tiny Alien
	For God-sake Jessica You've got to start wearing deodorant! 29/02/16 8:15:02	11

	Virginia Wolf 04/05/15 7:43:08	11

	â™¬ Goodness Gracious..Great Balls of Fire â™¬ 10/03/15 9:43:28	11

	Take me to your Feeder 17/03/13 21:07:07	10

	Hi, This is Lorraine I would like to make a Doctors Appointment I need to speak with her about this new HRT she has put me on. 25/02/13 9:02:39	10

	FTSE 08/07/12 19:00:38	10

	I couldn't decide what to wear..so I wore everything 09/01/18 16:51:38	10

	Now just take a few more steps back Ethel.. ETHEL???? 24/08/17 7:28:45	10

	clever MOM.... Nan thinks she's in the toilet again!! 01/07/16 20:07:37	10

	Pool Shark 14/01/16 9:38:57	10

	Caerphilly, he lowers himself down. 07/01/18 10:08:38	9

	Spot..Come here Spot.. 25/11/17 8:24:31	9

	Honestly Simon,Your such a Drama queen I only asked you to change the baby's nappies 31/10/16 9:55:17	9

	Where's that Bloody Hot Air Balloon? 27/08/16 7:14:51	9

	Still trying to put out Keith Floyd's Body 08/08/16 8:30:34	9

	Isle of Skye 07/08/16 20:13:19	9

	I hate Holidaying in France!! 08/07/16 15:49:19	9

	In Australia they don't give Triple X 20/02/15 13:49:13	9

	OK.. Who Took the Ladder??? 04/10/14 20:16:09	9

	Skeleton Staff now operate in the Library 22/09/12 19:05:07	9

	Brothers in arms 11/05/12 20:36:21	9

	You tell him he's using the Christening Font 27/05/19 15:45:50	8

	Sorry Fiona, I Can't hear what your saying 12/12/18 8:15:40	8

	Who's idea was it to put Ena Sharples in goal? 10/02/18 9:47:48	8

	Fashion with a twist. 05/11/17 8:02:57	8

	Now part lips with tongue, slip tongue in mouth and roll it around a bit continue to press lips with your lips 03/09/16 7:11:25	8

	Scullywags 02/11/15 8:15:06	3 8
Can I go back to bed please? --GeeDee
	Michael Fish's Retirement Gift from the BBC 31/08/15 20:03:46	8

	Tank-ini 16/07/15 7:18:42	8

	And your point is..? 30/04/15 11:52:21	8

	Bang on time..the Love Eggs have switched on 03/03/14 20:59:32	8

	The Dinosaur was Foiled again 03/01/14 21:02:33	8

	Are you sure we're at Glastonbury?? 11/12/13 20:54:04	8

	Left,Right,Left,Right,Stop,CURL! 30/11/13 8:18:18	8

	Pigs-Tie 25/11/13 8:20:29	8

	Light Ale 21/01/13 8:45:47	8

	Rawhide 01/12/12 14:53:36	8

	Hand Delivered 14/11/12 13:41:54	8

	Molar Explorer 04/11/12 9:30:41	2 8

	Are we there yet? 01/07/12 19:58:53	8

	Will someone please give Dave a Snickers bar 09/10/21 7:06:11	7

	They offered me a Brazilian but I prefer Whiskers 13/05/21 13:15:44	7

	For God sake Picasso why cant you just eat your food like normal people 19/04/21 8:07:54	4 7
have no idea lots of comments get repeated --Willie Johnson
	Hey,I'll have a Babycham 12/02/20 13:10:42	7

	Poor Celia was really struggling with her Labia-reconstruction 18/01/20 8:15:02	7

	NOOOOO Tina, Just the Marshmallow!! You just swallow the marshmallow 06/03/17 8:17:39	7

	They look hard on your feet 11/10/15 20:04:58	7

	Watch out for the tree Spirits 12/09/15 11:44:33	7

	My..tut tut tut..How the Walton's Have changed 04/09/13 9:59:45	1 7
"I... I want to called 'Joanne-Boy." --Michael Winner
	Three Sheets To The Wind 30/03/13 8:03:12	7

	HI O HI O ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO... 07/05/12 13:05:24	7

	Proof of the first Bowling Ball 28/05/14 8:03:24	6

	Legless Toothless, Soiled and don't get me started on the Baby!! 02/03/14 12:33:47	6

	George Formby returns to haunt his Lamppost 29/01/14 21:17:29	6

	Cat on a Hot Tin 22/09/13 19:13:45	6

	Ring Of Fire 01/06/13 7:01:41	6

	Right Doris, Just keep holding your finger in that hole..while I pop to the Pub 02/05/13 8:17:58	6

	This Specimen will be Great for Filly-Con-Carne 13/02/13 13:03:02	4 6
Or a tasty Horse d'oeuvre?I wouldn't risk the saddle of lamb from Tesco though...... a very good Palomino told me it can be a BIT tough, especially if you serve it colt --Zac Kramer
	Smile..Your On Candida Camera 09/02/13 8:55:10	2 6
Should that be 'Candida Camera' ? --Spud Gunn
	I SAID....You Buy One..You Get One Free 17/12/12 16:26:10	6

	Twin Peaks 22/11/12 12:05:07	6

	Everyone waited for McDonald to show them his quarter pounder 12/09/12 11:36:04	6

	I was sat too close to Willie Stroker 06/11/20 8:05:15	6

	When the Chips are down...she's naked! 19/01/20 8:37:23	6

	Is that Smith's Machinery Hire Company? I ordered a Crane off you,well about that... 13/01/20 13:14:20	6

	Serge was glad when the Ice statue had melted, though his tongue was never going to make a full recovery 26/12/18 20:55:55	6

	and maybe now Carl you will understand why you must never buy Shampoo off ebay 21/05/18 21:36:25	6

	Waiter..this Pepper Mill is a bit dusty 03/02/18 21:37:43	6

	I told you my suitcase was as good as a BBQ 22/10/17 9:16:48	6

	Damn Fire Drill I'll never live this down! 05/10/17 20:34:38	6

	Is that Abe Lincoln waving at me?? 13/08/17 14:52:29	6

	Police were Scrambled to the farm in the middle of the night. 06/05/17 11:04:06	6

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