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"You bought them cheap from a mate of yours at the cricket club, whats that awful musty smell?"
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"You bought them cheap from a mate of yours at the cricket club, what's that awful musty smell?"

new entrySun 12:22:07

 

I love these Silent But Deadly films

new entrySun 12:56:33

 

Edward and Mrs Simpson never did like the smell of poor people.

new entrySun 12:02:14

 

Twin Beaks

new entrySun 12:19:56

 

''What a marvellous idea of yours to wear nose cones, darling. I can hardly smell the common people at all.''

new entrySun 12:02:08

 

No, it's nothing to do with the virus - we just don't want everyone to know that we had a fight last night.

new entrySun 12:00:06

 

When sex games go wrong

new entrySun 18:43:23

 

After they cut off his ear in 'Reservoir Dogs,' he sold them to me cheap

new entrySun 15:27:22

 

The last time I sneezed, my ears ended up in the gutter

new entrySun 15:12:58

 

It's easy to remember darling, on for smog, off for snog.
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new entrySun 12:22:30

 

''Both of us are worried that we may have the Coronavirus.''

''Why?''

''Because we can't smell anything.''

new entrySun 12:17:32

 

We ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chiant

new entrySun 18:47:28

 

Do you think we'll get through the security with this disguise?

new entrySun 18:43:54

 

You're not fooling anyone with your fancy hats and coats. We know it's you, Minnie and Mickey.

new entrySun 18:11:04

 

Yes right, we are love birds

new entrySun 18:10:30

 

They decided next time not to buy cheap face masks from china

new entrySun 17:45:19

 

Perhaps we should have taken the chocolate balls out of the yogurt pots before turning them into masks

new entrySun 16:22:53

 

Diagnosis : nasally retentive

new entrySun 15:21:39

 

"Darling, why do we have to wear these silly masks?"
"F*ck nose."

new entrySun 13:00:42

 

Fortunately for the NHS, wearing masks didn't put off Captain Tom's parents from a bit of rumpy pumpy.

new entrySun 12:53:15

 

The fancy dress party brief was to dress relating to your surname, Mr and Mrs Stones were going as catapults.

new entrySun 12:40:25

 

''We've given you some PPE. Now stop moaning and get back in the operating theatre.''

new entrySun 12:25:09

 

Dominic Cummings spotted in County Durham.

new entrySun 12:23:04

 

Covert 19

new entrySun 12:22:59

 

Rhi-nose

new entrySun 12:22:46

 

Edward denied that Mrs Simpson had come to get her snout in the trough.

new entrySun 12:15:43

 

"I don't trust them. They look like moles to me."

new entrySun 12:13:51

 

It's the old bill

new entrySun 12:05:07

 

Toucan play that game.

new entrySun 12:02:05

 

For some reason Covid-19 was still rife in Ireland.

new entrySun 12:02:03

 

No-one nose who we are

new entrySun 12:01:30

 

Snout and About

new entrySun 12:00:45

 

Advert for the Pete Doherty nosebag.

new entrySun 12:00:33

 

"Hello Dragons. I'm Daniella Westbrook and I'd like £100,000 for a 10% stake in these, my septum truss invention."

new entrySun 12:00:25

 

bonnie and clyde up infront of the beak

new entrySun 12:00:15

 

I masking who nose why?

new entrySun 12:00:13

 
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