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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

He's having difficulty logging out.

03/06/21 12:02:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?"

03/06/21 12:04:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

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03/06/21 13:28:04

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I think it shows a slanted viewpoint myself. Nothing like slashing through all the crap and getting right to the point. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

Kids these days ... can't even wipe their own arses without help from Google.

03/06/21 12:00:47

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Adults too. It's easiest when there's a printer attached to the device. I wouldn't recommend it as it's a bit rough on the hole and you can risk paper cuts.  --Glyn Evans
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

Nothing stops a devoted Captioneer.

03/06/21 12:08:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

I P address.

03/06/21 12:06:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Faecesbook

03/06/21 12:00:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

First day on the job as a cisterns analyst.

03/06/21 12:01:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Niki Minaj's latest has just dropped

03/06/21 14:46:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Doing his business.

03/06/21 12:04:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Hi Darling,

I'll be home late for dinner, having a crap day, loads to do.

Love,
Lou
XX

03/06/21 14:27:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"Is it backed up?"
"No, but I am."

03/06/21 12:44:59

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Omg I’ve got worms!”

03/06/21 12:22:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

Okay, google, 'food reviews for the Taj Mahal on the high street'.

04/06/21 11:45:34

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

SYSTEM ERROR: Cannot create specified log file.

03/06/21 12:53:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Call of nature centre

03/06/21 12:48:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Steve Jobbies

03/06/21 12:23:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

I pee address

03/06/21 12:12:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Microsoft Orifice 2021

03/06/21 12:07:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Craptop

03/06/21 12:05:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Javatory

03/06/21 12:01:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Gaming of Thrones

03/06/21 12:00:05

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Google searches
hack to clean your ass without toilet papper

06/06/21 18:46:59

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Difficulty in both the outputs.

04/06/21 8:54:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

He was shit on the computer.

04/06/21 5:59:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Qwerty and squirty.

03/06/21 17:32:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

The New Apple iShit

03/06/21 16:42:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Runtimes error

03/06/21 14:15:33

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

He'll be a while, he's got a back log.

03/06/21 14:05:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

If you like selfies, you're gonna love poopies.

03/06/21 13:48:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Okay, Google... how long...bag of cocaine...survive in colon?"

03/06/21 13:45:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Stack dump error

03/06/21 13:20:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"Why did I accept those cookies?"

03/06/21 13:03:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"What happened to your desktop?"
"I've got a virus."

03/06/21 12:52:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"Why is it so slow today? It must be the wee fi."

03/06/21 12:36:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Shitty trader

03/06/21 12:35:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

"You were right, I've just checked, it wasn't chicken. I'm changing my status now"

03/06/21 12:25:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

constipation.me

03/06/21 12:21:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Dave has so many jobs to do.

03/06/21 12:20:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Someone should tell him that he doesn't need to go to the toilet to perform a computer dump.

03/06/21 12:18:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"Hello, Class 4..."

03/06/21 12:14:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"...but the main reason that I'd be perfect for the role of Home Secretary is..."

03/06/21 12:13:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

PeeDA

03/06/21 12:12:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

You've gone too far, OnlyFans.

03/06/21 12:11:12

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

He'd work better if he tried thinking outside the bogs.

03/06/21 12:08:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10356Chris Keegan

'Thank you for your email however I am no longer looking for somewhere, I've found a squat'

03/06/21 12:06:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a shIT."

03/06/21 12:04:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Microsoft, strong and very long

03/06/21 12:00:13

 
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