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Mary was the shame of her Glaswegian family. Nine years old and still couldnt manage half a bottle of vodka.
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5234Lucky Elperro

Mary was the shame of her Glaswegian family. Nine years old and still couldn't manage half a bottle of vodka.

29/12/20 14:09:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16037Stephen Bean

They really shouldn't make sleeping pills that look like Tik Tacs.

29/12/20 12:12:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33898Tony Edwards

Alice in Slumberland

29/12/20 12:07:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24124Michael Winner

"At first I had my doubts, but I came out whistling all of the tunes from 'Madeleine: The Musical'"

29/12/20 12:07:12

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

TikTok burnout is real.

29/12/20 13:50:01

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5234Lucky Elperro

'Hyperactivity disorder cured', claim pfizer.

29/12/20 13:35:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

Late-term abortion is fairly controversial.

29/12/20 13:03:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

He should really let sleeping sprogs lie

29/12/20 12:27:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11826Neil Mackenzie

After carrying their daughter all the way home, Dave expected a bit of praise from his Wife. All he got was :- Try carrying her for nine months.

29/12/20 22:30:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5291Al Overy

Fun Fact: Toyah Willcox has never paid for her own cab home after a party.

29/12/20 12:00:19

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

You had to admit that Cousin It's baby photos were adorable

29/12/20 21:27:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12215The Wolf

I mean there's confident Pickpocketing...then there's this.

29/12/20 19:30:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

Put her with the others.

29/12/20 13:04:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14356Dave Bryan

The problem is: These days you never stop carrying them.

29/12/20 12:59:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21519John Glover

Shoulder bag.

29/12/20 12:47:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24823Ian Skelding

Another one for the sprog burner.

29/12/20 12:36:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33898Tony Edwards

After a Boxing Day party, Alice is out for the count.

29/12/20 12:33:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

"How was Julie's Sleeping Beauty performance?"
- "She got a bit carried away"

29/12/20 12:21:47

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7911Glyn Evans

"Dad! The Neighbourhood Watch Amateur Dramatics Society are at it again. Now, is this a Dad taking his child home after a long tiring day or a Madeline McCann reconstruction?"

29/12/20 12:19:20

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It can get quite noisy when they're doing their Black and White Mistrel Show routines outside, but it never lasts long because usually one of the other neighbours has called the police to disperse of what they believe are a group of black people ... --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14889Vanessa the Guesser

Dave's Long John Silver outfit was off to a bad start when the fancy dress shop had run out of parrots.

29/12/20 12:12:54

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5481Kenny Ireland

Willie Thorn continues to mesmerize younger audiences.

30/12/20 7:00:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2985Mark Wilson

Yes she had the ginger hair, but a phobia of block paved driveways was a concern to the rest of her gypsy family

29/12/20 14:54:04

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

Candy Cane comas are nothing to ho-ho-ho about.

29/12/20 13:51:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1174alexandra ball

She just had to have that one last fizzy sherbet.

29/12/20 13:25:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

"Oops. I forgot about the peanut allergy again."

29/12/20 13:02:33

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 884Ellen Duncalf

The first day back to school after lockdown was just too much for some kids.

29/12/20 12:15:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11599Mr Dome

Joseph and his technicolour dreamcoat works every time

29/12/20 12:04:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11599Mr Dome

Hi Dave. How's Carrie?

29/12/20 12:03:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24124Michael Winner

'Children on a long flight? Choose Narcopops, the tranquiliser for kids.'

29/12/20 12:03:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16037Stephen Bean

"She's dead tired."

29/12/20 12:00:11

 
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