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Al Overy Vote score: 17035Al Overy

Is this some kind of quorny joke?

03/07/21 8:18:55

They didn't want you to joke on any bones. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18236Dan Nicholls

That's funny, it tasted fowl enough.

03/07/21 8:14:50

Nina Dutton Vote score: 903Nina Dutton

"That's one smart cookie. I had the beef."

03/07/21 8:13:33

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18236Dan Nicholls

Well this isn't exactly what I would call a cookie either. Check mate.

03/07/21 8:11:47

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31743Ian Skelding

"I did wonder why it was called Chow Chow Mein."

03/07/21 8:22:50

Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"Do you have this in braille?"
"Sorry sir no."
"OK can you fetch my guide dog then I'm ready to go."

03/07/21 8:13:34

Stephen Bean Vote score: 33706Stephen Bean

"Mr Lecter, what was it then?"

03/07/21 8:00:09

If you are what you eat, doesn't that mean that Hannibal Lecter and other cannibals are the only humans?  --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 16324Mr Dome

I wrote on the reverse 'I'm not paying'

03/07/21 8:12:35

Al Overy Vote score: 17035Al Overy

It was lovingly chained in a cage and a gimp mask before being spanked to death. It was S&M chicken.

03/07/21 8:10:02

Tiny Alien Vote score: 614Tiny Alien

For fucks sake Heston, can't we just have a normal meal!?

03/07/21 10:33:04

Mark Wilson Vote score: 5069Mark Wilson

Strange, that carrier pigeon chucked the message through the window at me, almost like he was too afraid to come in.

03/07/21 9:54:20

Vivvy En Vote score: 12509Vivvy En

It doesn't mince its words. That's one tough cookie.

03/07/21 8:59:34

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

See, this is why I never eat at a Schrödinger restaurant.

03/07/21 8:12:25

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18236Dan Nicholls

Block cookies. Yes/No?

03/07/21 8:12:12

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8734Greg Curtis

Misfortune Cookie

03/07/21 12:38:53

Dave Bryan Vote score: 28595Dave Bryan

''.....but it did try to cross the road outside the restaurant.''

03/07/21 8:19:31

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Nobody can say that those North Koreans don't have a sense of humour.

03/07/21 8:13:08

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

'...and it never crossed the road.'

03/07/21 8:10:59

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31743Ian Skelding

"Well it is the year of the Cat Sir."

03/07/21 8:04:56

Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"And what does yours say Dave?"
"Your dates not a chicken but she does have a cock."

03/07/21 8:04:41

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