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Al Overy Vote score: 17018Al Overy

"If you were 'at your desk all morning', Mildred, how do explain this battered courgette next to an open copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover?"

12/02/21 12:00:37

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Hi there, am doing a report on librarians food habits. Can you tell me your favourite kebab?"

"Shhsh."

12/02/21 12:28:07

""Hi there, am doing a report on librarians most used words." "Shhsh." --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 5672Stu Dent

Susan found it hard to adapt since leaving her last job as a usherette in the local cinema

12/02/21 13:59:39

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6120Kenny Ireland

Library picture.

12/02/21 12:09:53

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6120Kenny Ireland

The library seemed to employ girls with good headlamps.

12/02/21 14:22:22

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"So you've missed your period. Ok I'll examine you with this home pregnancy test. As a librarian you should never be overdue."

12/02/21 13:01:41

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

" I must give you a full internal examination Maureen. It's the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this missing rubber stamp."

12/02/21 12:41:31

In the end, she will get to the bottom of this. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 38025Tony Edwards

"Have you ever used a strap-on before?"

12/02/21 12:38:43

"Yes, indeed I have. I'm so co-ordinated in the use of a strap-on that I can even balance a tray of books on it." --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

"Was it you who put all the Prince Phillip biographies under Greek Tragedies?"

12/02/21 16:20:51

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14646Neil Mackenzie

With this device you will be able to read a man's mind.
Will I be able to read a woman's mind?
Don't be silly, we think on a multi lane highway, but men just have a one track mind.

12/02/21 15:33:01

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Take it Jane. Strap it to your head, and let's spend the afternoon playing Daleks."

12/02/21 12:45:15

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16319Mr Dome

Where have you hidden the pair of Walnut Whips, Dorothy?

12/02/21 12:13:16

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

"Excuse me, I'm looking for a light read"

12/02/21 12:01:43

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