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"If you were 'at your desk all morning', Mildred, how do explain this battered courgette next to an open copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover?"
12/02/21 12:00:37
"Hi there, am doing a report on librarians food habits. Can you tell me your favourite kebab?""Shhsh."
12/02/21 12:28:07
Susan found it hard to adapt since leaving her last job as a usherette in the local cinema
12/02/21 13:59:39
Library picture.
12/02/21 12:09:53
The library seemed to employ girls with good headlamps.
12/02/21 14:22:22
"So you've missed your period. Ok I'll examine you with this home pregnancy test. As a librarian you should never be overdue."
12/02/21 13:01:41
" I must give you a full internal examination Maureen. It's the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this missing rubber stamp."
12/02/21 12:41:31
"Have you ever used a strap-on before?"
12/02/21 12:38:43
"Was it you who put all the Prince Phillip biographies under Greek Tragedies?"
12/02/21 16:20:51
With this device you will be able to read a man's mind.Will I be able to read a woman's mind?Don't be silly, we think on a multi lane highway, but men just have a one track mind.
12/02/21 15:33:01
"Take it Jane. Strap it to your head, and let's spend the afternoon playing Daleks."
12/02/21 12:45:15
Where have you hidden the pair of Walnut Whips, Dorothy?
12/02/21 12:13:16
"Excuse me, I'm looking for a light read"
12/02/21 12:01:43
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