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"MUM! IM 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!"
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3242Crunchy Chords

"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!"

28/02/20 20:00:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1031Mark Wilson

This is your captain speaking, just a bit of turbulence, nothing to worry about

28/02/20 20:12:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1031Mark Wilson

4 years on telesales and I've sold something

28/02/20 20:08:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

"NOOOOO, I was going to post that caption!!"

28/02/20 20:33:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

"I told you to be careful with that zip."

28/02/20 20:03:26

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

"My heart will...go on aaaaaannnddd onnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..."

Neighbor: STFU!

29/02/20 7:29:17

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"This caption makes the whole page look really funny on my phone!" and on my computer (laptop, although I almost never put it on my lap). I was wondering why I had to scroll for miles to get to the vote button. Now I'll have to go back and chan... --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Ok Mr Perkins, this prostate examination won't be too uncomfortable, I can assure you..."

28/02/20 20:00:07

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I went in the doctors and laid on my back on the floor and said "Ok Doc, am ready."He said "No! It's a prostate examination...prostate." --stone face
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

“No, I said you should try live STREAMING.”

29/02/20 2:45:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1031Mark Wilson

Someone's stolen my tongue

28/02/20 20:09:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20370John Glover

Dave has just met anon.

28/02/20 20:06:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

“The guy has a PERFECT VOICE for photographs.”

29/02/20 2:47:43

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I think I voted up your caption, but I had to scroll so far to the side that I couldn't tell for sure. --Willie Johnson
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Voiceover-reacting

29/02/20 2:43:45

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

"I did warn him not to open that '2 girls 1 cup' email."

29/02/20 2:09:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1031Mark Wilson

Noooooo John, you've been online gaming in your bedroom for 10 years now. Don't go downstairs it's a trap!!

29/02/20 0:39:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

You want how much for a bloody surgical face mask!

28/02/20 21:21:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"Olympiakos have just scored."

28/02/20 20:29:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1539Rachel P

“It’s Twins!”

28/02/20 20:12:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

"FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL! I AM NOT JOHN BISHOP'S LOVE CHILD."

28/02/20 20:12:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9105Dave Bryan

While listening to The Clash, a young Chris Packham inadvertently turns the volume up to eleven.

28/02/20 20:01:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

The Invisible Man never could resist a DJ.

28/02/20 20:01:01

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Hey, my latest caption wasn't THAT good.

29/02/20 15:55:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

When you realise you have no life outside X-box live.

29/02/20 10:57:46

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Meet James; the 10 time 'No Hands Pop-Corn Catching' World Champion title holder

29/02/20 7:24:54

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

"Hold on a sec mam, I will just cum"

29/02/20 7:19:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20370John Glover

Jake just loved to felate a massive cock.

29/02/20 1:50:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

I can't take anymore Barrymore!!!

28/02/20 23:01:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

That moment when you realise you forgot to wash your hands after chopping up those jalapenos.

28/02/20 21:25:23

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1539Rachel P

Rollercoaster photos always capture the moment!

28/02/20 21:09:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31494Tony Edwards

Electric shock therapy

28/02/20 21:01:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

"What did you just say about my mum, you little bell-end?!"

28/02/20 20:23:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

He gets really excited every time the captioneers theme song comes on.

28/02/20 20:17:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9105Dave Bryan

The Silent Scream - Jedvard Munch

28/02/20 20:11:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1539Rachel P

It’s important to remain calm when a spider crosses your path

28/02/20 20:11:33

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

Selling himself as the Open Mouthed DJ, Billy was doing well , after he saw agape in the market.

28/02/20 20:08:06

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

Yawn To Be Wild..

28/02/20 20:05:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"Munch on this."

28/02/20 20:04:41

 
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