Looks like they're about to tie the knot.

12:01:06

"I always knew we'd wind up together."

12:53:18

Let’s twist again, like we did last summer.

12:39:26

Please don't throw chewing gum in the lake

14:14:17

"Get a room! Ideally, a room with a view, or a mew, or a moo. Then once you're in the room and you've booted out all the other animals (cat and cow), remove that bloody superglue you silly Flamingos. How will I recognise you when you look like that."

(and no I won't take my caption down)

12:14:04

Neckrophiliacs

12:12:12

Flamingo dancers

12:11:46

"I've told you before, those mussells on the outboard motors are not worth bothering with".

18:38:42

Neckromancers

14:35:26

Wow look at them two in love.

Flamingo: Give it back you sod, I had it first, find you own bloody fish

12:37:06

Keep kissing, Noah said he can only take 2 of us to keep the species alive.
But we are both females
In the future we won't need men honest.

12:18:07

Flamingos are known for their long necks.

( nods to other necks )

12:08:20

“It’s nice Dave, but slightly impractical for a toilet roll holder.”

12:00:47

Look at those love birds necking.

12:00:24

They enjoyed necking, but were not really up for heavy petting.

12:00:10

Necktied

12:00:08

The swans have asked you to get off their lake

19:54:18

"Honestly, you can't get pregnant if we do it like this."

18:35:55

Glad it's not just me who finds it tricky doing the cheek-kiss greeting

16:12:56

"When I said I wanted to meet a pair of kinky birds..."

14:19:02

One good tern deserves another.

13:25:39

Clive had spent the morning feeling really lousy, but, after meeting Sharon, he knew he'd soon be in the pink.

13:12:59

"As the paddling pink water ostriches pull themselves apart it's always been tradition to make a wish on the bigger one..."

13:04:10

Kissing the Pink

13:00:34

Beaknecks

12:46:26

Rub her necking

12:45:54

“Where’s my notepad?”
-Inventor of Flumps

12:31:06

''I hope our affair doesn't spiral out of control.''

12:29:31

They continued screwing for hours.

12:26:09

“They’re turning heads.”

12:25:15

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

12:24:00

Twisted Sister

12:18:18

“The mugger demanded your feathers to complete his shoulder pads?! What did he look like?”

12:17:34

"Ok, cut! There's actually no snogging in Fantasia, thanks."

12:15:14

“This is the worst team building day since paintball 2007.”

12:15:12

"Hold tight. I've got to show you this. I can balance on one leg."

12:14:48

"Hi, honey, how did the fish diving go?"

"Not bad, but the water was a little shallower than I expected."

12:13:11

Pink diamond

12:12:18

Fight fight fight, come on guys don't all wade in.

12:12:09

Knotty but Nice

12:11:19

The animal para Olympic Committee realise the 2 finalist in the wrestling were not amputees after all and had both legs.

12:08:23

Square dance.

12:06:53

*whisper* “And here, in the inhospitable waters of Kenya’s Lake Bogoria, two flamingoes play out the violent life and death struggle that they've called ‘The Labour Party’.”

12:03:31

And then you just drill them into the wall and bingo...you've got a perfectly decent basketball hoop.

12:03:17

"That's a turn up."

12:02:05

''Drop that fish or I'll strangle you.''

12:02:03

“Sorry love, I shouldn’t have had that last Pink Flamingo down the Swan.”

12:00:09