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Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

I love cooking with Basil.

24/03/21 12:00:06

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1808Steve Wright

"Hi, I'm Larry. My hobbies include smoking loads of weed and rescuing stray cats".

24/03/21 12:56:32

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Fur fox sake, what kind of cat is that? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Dave soon discovered it wasn't actually a novelty oven glove.

24/03/21 14:38:24

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"Thanks, eHarmony!"

24/03/21 13:43:29

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Is that Tom Green? He likes his present squeeze, Drew Barry, more. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"He was like one of the family, so when he died we had him stuffed...holding his favourite animal"

24/03/21 13:20:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"TB or not TB? That is the question..."

24/03/21 13:10:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"I might be blind, but nobody can accuse me of being a bad father"

24/03/21 12:09:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''He loves puddings. We call him The Dessert Fox.''

24/03/21 12:40:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

'I keep him under the counter. Saves a bloody fortune on bin bags.'

24/03/21 12:00:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Norman prepares to cook his favourite recipe of foxtail soup.

24/03/21 12:44:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

Dave was faced by a big problem. He had a wolf, a fox and a chicken in his kitchen and he wanted to move them to the living room (don't ask me why). However, he knew that if he left the fox alone with the chicken, the fox would eat the chicken. He also knew that if he left the wolf alone with the fox, the wolf would eat the fox.
So he carried the fox into the living room and left it there. Then he went back for the wolf and carried it into the living room. Then he picked up the fox and carried it back to the kitchen. Next he picked up the chicken, leaving the fox in the kitchen, and carried the chicken into the living room, leaving it with the wolf. Then he went back for the fox and carried it into the living room - See above photo.

24/03/21 12:36:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

Brush baby

24/03/21 12:11:34

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

"When it comes to cooking I'm totally foxed"

24/03/21 21:58:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''It's amazing how successfully foxes have adapted to urban life.''

24/03/21 12:14:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

What an awful kitchen

24/03/21 12:11:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

1 thing about Leicester fans their kids are cute when they little.

24/03/21 12:08:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

You know when I said I would like to see you with a brush in your hands a bit more

24/03/21 12:03:53

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

The judge decided not to send Pete to prison following his beastiality conviction due to the fact he had a baby to look after.

24/03/21 12:03:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

♪ Oh foxy Laddie ♪

24/03/21 12:00:07

 
Ryan French Vote score: 18Ryan French

Drunk Dave returns home with what he thought was our cat.

25/03/21 16:12:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Dave thought Basil was Fawlty then found he was only sleeping.

24/03/21 21:45:52

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

You order a large chicken from Tesco.com and this is their substitution.

24/03/21 21:26:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

He's just a cuddly furball of gingerness, holding a fox

24/03/21 18:58:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"I bought him from a guy in a pub, said it's a fabulous dancer, brilliant at the foxtrot."

24/03/21 16:21:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Chives and Basil.

nod to 12.00.06

24/03/21 14:58:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

This is my new,love, I told you she's a fox.

24/03/21 14:15:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"Dave, where's the baby?"

24/03/21 13:43:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"....and then, still squeezing, insert the final few pipes and voila! One set of bagpipes."

24/03/21 13:42:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Fox Schmooze

24/03/21 12:50:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Animal Husbandry

24/03/21 12:42:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

For Fox Sake

24/03/21 12:40:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

♪ Who let the dogs in? ♪

24/03/21 12:29:50

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 152SnapDragon D

"We found him rummaging in the furnace room.. he's the original ..

Firefox Browser"

24/03/21 12:28:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

Jack 'n' the fox

24/03/21 12:20:40

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Berkeley Hunt?

24/03/21 12:20:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

"I know I said 'I want to get that fox in my kitchen', I was talking about bloody Nigella".

24/03/21 12:19:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"He always eats too much dessert. That's why we call him Flan-tastic Mr. Fox."

24/03/21 12:13:23

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Gary, what you doing in the kitchen?"

"Just vixen some dinner."

24/03/21 12:05:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

Schrödinger's fox

24/03/21 12:04:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Wear the fox my apron?"

24/03/21 12:04:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

Gold and Silver at the Choking Chicken World Championships.

24/03/21 12:03:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

The cats put on some timber during lockdown

24/03/21 12:03:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Boom Boom with a view

24/03/21 12:00:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

Have you spiked the Glacier Mints again?

24/03/21 12:00:43

 
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