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Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.

01/04/20 20:01:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

For those of you watching on a black and white tv the red thingy is eating the blue and yellow sunglasses wearing thingy

01/04/20 21:30:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

Dish of the day at the Sizewell B canteen.

01/04/20 20:03:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17342Dan Nicholls

No wonder Little Chef went down the toilet after Heston took over. This is a cheese sandwich.

01/04/20 21:52:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

''One thing I'm really enjoying about Lockdown, darling, is having more of your home cooking.''

01/04/20 20:48:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7174Karyn Harrison

"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora."

01/04/20 20:28:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14030Mr Dome

Day 86 on lockdown and Dave's haemorrhoids really should have been looked at sooner

01/04/20 20:22:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

Prawnography

01/04/20 20:28:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

Simply Nigella: The Out-takes

01/04/20 20:09:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9926Hercules Rockefeller

Avant Garden

01/04/20 20:03:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6125Lucky Elperro

No Rodney, this is not some old slop that Grandad buggared up in the microwave - this is 'salmon bonnet de douche with creme bain marie'.

02/04/20 0:52:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3694Willie Johnson

After all these days of self isolation, I think I may be hallucinating. I'm on caption.me looking at a picture and I don't see a bike or mannequin or cat or other animal, like a sloth for instance. Instead, I see a.... Well I think it's a.... What the hell is it? Oh wait, it's a post by Bill Rockwell and I still can't think of a caption for it.

Never mind, everything's back to normal.

01/04/20 21:20:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22560John Glover

"What is it?"
"I don't know, but even the blow flys avoid it."

01/04/20 20:58:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2520Karen Oakenfull

That time when a left over piece of melon decides to eat an annoying portion of colourful fruit that was gaining all the attention.

01/04/20 20:57:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17896Vanessa the Guesser

Looks blooming awful!

01/04/20 20:19:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5512Stu Dent

Owing to the coronavirus all our exotic birds will be sent out vacuum packed.

01/04/20 20:12:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9789Vivvy En

"Dave, your dinner's ready. Dave? ... DAVE?! Where're you going?"

01/04/20 20:11:19

 
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