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Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
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The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.

01/04/20 20:01:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

For those of you watching on a black and white tv the red thingy is eating the blue and yellow sunglasses wearing thingy

01/04/20 21:30:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18182Troompa Loompa

Dish of the day at the Sizewell B canteen.

01/04/20 20:03:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

No wonder Little Chef went down the toilet after Heston took over. This is a cheese sandwich.

01/04/20 21:52:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''One thing I'm really enjoying about Lockdown, darling, is having more of your home cooking.''

01/04/20 20:48:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora."

01/04/20 20:28:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Day 86 on lockdown and Dave's haemorrhoids really should have been looked at sooner

01/04/20 20:22:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31506Tony Edwards

Prawnography

01/04/20 20:28:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Simply Nigella: The Out-takes

01/04/20 20:09:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

Avant Garden

01/04/20 20:03:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

No Rodney, this is not some old slop that Grandad buggared up in the microwave - this is 'salmon bonnet de douche with creme bain marie'.

02/04/20 0:52:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

After all these days of self isolation, I think I may be hallucinating. I'm on caption.me looking at a picture and I don't see a bike or mannequin or cat or other animal, like a sloth for instance. Instead, I see a.... Well I think it's a.... What the hell is it? Oh wait, it's a post by Bill Rockwell and I still can't think of a caption for it.

Never mind, everything's back to normal.

01/04/20 21:20:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"What is it?"
"I don't know, but even the blow flys avoid it."

01/04/20 20:58:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1419Karen Oakenfull

That time when a left over piece of melon decides to eat an annoying portion of colourful fruit that was gaining all the attention.

01/04/20 20:57:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

Looks blooming awful!

01/04/20 20:19:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

Owing to the coronavirus all our exotic birds will be sent out vacuum packed.

01/04/20 20:12:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5711Vivvy En

"Dave, your dinner's ready. Dave? ... DAVE?! Where're you going?"

01/04/20 20:11:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"I asked for an imaginative painting of the Afterlife not afterbirth."

01/04/20 20:09:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

"No peas left in Sainsbury's love, so we're having pansies instead."

01/04/20 20:02:52

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

Normally I like saucy photos, but this...

01/04/20 20:01:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

For your pallet

01/04/20 20:50:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

Eat that and you'll be pushing up daisies.

01/04/20 20:18:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18182Troompa Loompa

"Aaaaaachoooo! Sorry Mr Prime Minister, let me wipe that off your cheek."

01/04/20 20:07:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''Are you sure it's not past the sell-by date?''

01/04/20 20:03:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Corona virus in technicolor.

02/04/20 22:58:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"I'm sorry Mrs Armitage, but this is all that we could recover of your husband."

02/04/20 9:24:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

He's dead, Jim.

02/04/20 1:30:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

You were supposed to feed it, not cook it.

02/04/20 1:14:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11613 Smuldo

I know Bill Rockwell, He's a real Fungi.

01/04/20 21:36:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

After the snake bite, the venom caused an impressionism movement

01/04/20 21:06:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

When the mother-in-law comes to tea and you accidentally forget she's a Jehovah's Witness.

01/04/20 20:21:44

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Not another Pansy picture.

01/04/20 20:07:50

 
Molly R Vote score: 1684Molly R

Not much of a shrinking violet.

01/04/20 20:02:57

 
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