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Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
01/04/20 19:01:20
For those of you watching on a black and white tv the red thingy is eating the blue and yellow sunglasses wearing thingy
01/04/20 20:30:27
Dish of the day at the Sizewell B canteen.
01/04/20 19:03:35
No wonder Little Chef went down the toilet after Heston took over. This is a cheese sandwich.
01/04/20 20:52:10
''One thing I'm really enjoying about Lockdown, darling, is having more of your home cooking.''
01/04/20 19:48:23
"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora."
01/04/20 19:28:25
Day 86 on lockdown and Dave's haemorrhoids really should have been looked at sooner
01/04/20 19:22:51
Prawnography
01/04/20 19:28:28
Simply Nigella: The Out-takes
01/04/20 19:09:09
Avant Garden
01/04/20 19:03:39
No Rodney, this is not some old slop that Grandad buggared up in the microwave - this is 'salmon bonnet de douche with creme bain marie'.
01/04/20 23:52:13
After all these days of self isolation, I think I may be hallucinating. I'm on caption.me looking at a picture and I don't see a bike or mannequin or cat or other animal, like a sloth for instance. Instead, I see a.... Well I think it's a.... What the hell is it? Oh wait, it's a post by Bill Rockwell and I still can't think of a caption for it. Never mind, everything's back to normal.
01/04/20 20:20:00
"What is it?""I don't know, but even the blow flys avoid it."
01/04/20 19:58:07
That time when a left over piece of melon decides to eat an annoying portion of colourful fruit that was gaining all the attention.
01/04/20 19:57:25
Looks blooming awful!
01/04/20 19:19:59
Owing to the coronavirus all our exotic birds will be sent out vacuum packed.
01/04/20 19:12:34
"Dave, your dinner's ready. Dave? ... DAVE?! Where're you going?"
01/04/20 19:11:19
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