cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"I cant wait till the beauty salons open again"  "You and me both honey"
"I cant wait till the beauty salons open again"  "You and me both honey" photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved johnowey

To add captions, first sign up



Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

"I can't wait till the beauty salons open again"

"You and me both honey"

18/06/20 13:14:10

 1
Are you having a laugh? --Morgan .
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"When you have finished breakfast Micheal, I would like to show you my understanding of the pythagorean theory I've typed up on that old typewriter you gave me to play with."

18/06/20 13:51:31

 1
Text of his understanding of the pythagorean theory: FHpeo ifnaeifjnw sifkjednfk djunwksuefhb lscjhb cmbnvmncawej.  --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Gary loves his egg and chimps.

18/06/20 13:37:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

He stole two things from the circus, the monkey and the clown shoes.

18/06/20 12:01:53

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

F@ck me, how’s my luck, this tastes worse than the shit they serve up at the zoo.

18/06/20 13:24:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

It was fun owning a chimp but banana pancakes were getting boring as all hell.

18/06/20 12:01:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Come Dine with Monkey.

18/06/20 13:00:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''How would you like your bacon done?''

''Under the gorilla.''

18/06/20 12:04:54

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Moron was still dropping his food while eating all the time, taught him to properly hold the spoon, yet he kept messing up the place. Finally told him to use his right hand instead and that helped.

18/06/20 12:04:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1476Karen Oakenfull

Pete pondered on whether now was a good time to tell Jimbo he was adopted, but instead he decided that first he would go out back and swing through a few trees, groom some mates and then tell him later.

18/06/20 12:18:51

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

"I've told you before, Clyde, don't pick your teeth until we've finished eating."

18/06/20 12:00:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

How long have you been captioning?
Since I lost my job on the PG Tips adverts.

18/06/20 12:00:21

 1
Forget captioning try nassa. --Morgan .
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Before and After.
"Thanks, Ultra-Fast!"

18/06/20 14:16:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

"The human appears pretty docile presently" Geoffrey said "...but wait until we show him what's happened to the Statue of Liberty"

18/06/20 12:52:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"I met him through mutual friends and he's definitely a keeper."

18/06/20 12:32:57

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

"Don't give me any of those beans, they make me go ape-shit."

18/06/20 12:15:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Chimp off the old block.

18/06/20 12:06:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Well John, that's what happens when you go around shagging monkeys!

18/06/20 16:18:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

"For goodness sake, will you stop dropping food on the floor and watch your table manners" said the monkey.

18/06/20 14:17:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Pilot-Cosmonaut Nureyev, we said you're to fly up not fry up."

18/06/20 12:46:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

The Chimp Who Came to Tea.

18/06/20 12:43:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

"Ooo ooo aah ahhh...It's hot!" said Dave.

18/06/20 12:34:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

Ronnie and Clyde.

18/06/20 12:34:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

The lockdown had been good for Jonny Vegas

18/06/20 12:29:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

- can you domesticate monkeys?
- just get a chimp and see

18/06/20 12:27:43

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

After marrying Jane, and moving to England, Tarzan and his pet Cheeta adapted surprisingly well to domestic life

18/06/20 12:11:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

Martin Keown eats his breakfast.

18/06/20 12:10:17

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

Tonys and I

18/06/20 12:07:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Gannet of the Apes

18/06/20 12:07:15

 
more photos from the captioning gallery