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Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

To Kill a Mocking Bird

20/04/21 12:58:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis."

20/04/21 14:08:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"You look nothing like your profile photo."

20/04/21 12:10:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"...and this is how I lost my fingers."

20/04/21 12:00:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

I'd love to stand here for the rest of the day watching your animal impressions but i must fly ... oh damn

20/04/21 12:34:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Eventually Jim Henson realised they'd look better with a sock.

20/04/21 12:11:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Emus can become highly aggressive if they are being mimicked. Therefore, please don't get too close, ESPECIALLY if you're suffering from Carpal tunnel syndrome and are struggling to hold your tomatoes whilst unpacking your picnic.

20/04/21 13:06:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Beadle had a small hand in this one

20/04/21 12:34:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

It's not nice to tease animals straight after you've neutered them.

20/04/21 12:07:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

"If you think you are going to ride me, you've got another think coming Bernie Clifton."

20/04/21 12:36:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

Are you trying to tell me I'm adopted

20/04/21 12:03:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

I hate it when animals attempt to impersonate my hand.

20/04/21 12:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

After a few minutes of goading, the ostrich stuck his middle feather up and flipped me the largest bird in the world!

20/04/21 13:25:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

'Emus hate snakes, but my neighbour's emu wasn't scared one bit. Very disappointed. That's the last time I'll use Rent-a-Kaa.'
No stars

20/04/21 12:56:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Now it's my turn. What am I?''

''I've no idea.''

''Go on, have a guess.''

''You should have fed me two hours ago.''

''Don't worry about that. See if you can get it. Come on, what am I?''

''You're an irritating c-nt, Rod.''

''Correct. Your go.''

20/04/21 12:32:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

“Be honest, you rushed the right glove didn’t you?”

20/04/21 12:18:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Wring his neck/break his arm Ollie

20/04/21 19:27:56

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

ostrichsized

20/04/21 15:05:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Rhea Alan.

20/04/21 14:53:53

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"We all know you "date" your right hand, but this pathetic ruse.. come on, I may have a birdbrain, but I'm not that stupid."

20/04/21 14:36:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

'This week, on 'Animal Proctologist'..."

20/04/21 14:29:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Dave, maybe you should be a bit more casso-wary."

20/04/21 12:41:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Mmm, there's moa to this than meets the eyes."

20/04/21 12:30:40

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

He looks snookered

20/04/21 12:27:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

"This may not be one of your better ideas Mr. Parkinson".

20/04/21 12:27:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"So, then the emu proposed & I said: YES!"

20/04/21 12:21:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

"Hello Hand-some!"

20/04/21 12:20:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"Oh no, why is all the idiots come out on Red Nose Day?"

20/04/21 12:15:33

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Listen mate, I'm first in the pecking order!

20/04/21 12:11:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Emu thief caught red handed.

20/04/21 12:07:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"I'm sorry Emu but this was all we found of Rod on the roof, beside the aerial."

20/04/21 12:06:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Roddy Hull, he tried to bite me."

20/04/21 12:06:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"And you wonder how I got these red eyes standing so near the emu enclosure?"

20/04/21 12:03:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"I suppose you think you're being emu-sing."

20/04/21 12:00:17

 
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