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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13 |
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13/07/22 7:01:44 |
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 7:22:24 |
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30/03/22 11:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 7:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 11:09:10 |
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09/04/21 19:18:47 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 11:01:55 |
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03/10/22 11:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 7:08:43 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 11:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 7:11:11 |
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23/09/22 7:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 7:11:28 |
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27/08/22 19:27:40 |
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22/07/22 7:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 11:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 7:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 19:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 19:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 19:42:31 |
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16/01/22 20:28:59 |
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14/01/22 8:07:54 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 19:07:11 |
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Thu 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 19:19:55 |
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29/04/23 7:06:30 |
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21/02/23 20:22:12 |
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16/06/22 11:18:59 |
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26/01/22 12:04:17 |
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22/01/22 20:47:15 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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17/09/21 7:01:06 |
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30/06/21 7:02:34 |
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07/06/21 19:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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03/03/24 8:08:50 |
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14/09/23 19:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 19:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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29/01/23 20:11:48 |
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07/10/22 7:17:10 |
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01/09/22 19:09:42 |
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28/08/22 11:32:54 |
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15/07/22 11:03:18 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/21 20:18:25 |
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11/09/21 7:31:13 |
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30/03/21 19:32:27 |
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22/01/21 8:03:28 |
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07/01/24 8:06:47 |
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19/05/22 7:06:54 |
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05/09/21 7:17:57 |
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29/06/21 11:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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13/05/21 7:09:46 |
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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
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10/05/21 7:02:08 |
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06/03/21 8:03:41 |
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100 ml is only 9.5p, but you can't purchase it. --Willie Johnson
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03/02/21 20:13:30 |
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Your best one yet! --Mauris Iocus
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19/01/21 8:01:39 |
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You should see the under 8 boys' swim team --Mr Dome
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12/11/23 12:02:15 |
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Was the bride named Grace? --John Glover
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05/11/23 20:12:54 |
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03/11/23 20:04:21 |
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08/03/23 12:02:08 |
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29/01/23 8:23:21 |
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05/01/23 8:23:40 |
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19/08/22 7:20:35, edited: 19/08/22 8:28:57 |
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08/08/22 7:23:10, edited: 08/08/22 7:35:30 |
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26/07/22 11:03:42 |
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03/07/22 11:08:56 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁
4:29pm
comment on caption:
"How do I get out of this?" [Tony S]
ROLF
8:56am
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Thank god we got a TV and let the nice Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Gary Glitter keep our children safe. [Tony S]
Without checking?
7:56am
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When you do an online shop and they send you a substitute item. [Tony S]
Wham!👍
12:05pm
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I was expecting Pepsi and Shirley. [Tony S]
''This ole house never ceases to amaze me.''
8:30am
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Shakin Stevens is shocked to discover behind the green door was another green door. [Tony S]
Oh come on, we've all done that
Well, anyone who likes to live dangerously that is 😈
8:19pm
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He was found murdered when he tried it on with a psychopath. [Tony S]
He was given a Kerby kiss.
8:31pm
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He was found murdered when he tried it on with a psychopath. [Tony S]
An affair with a cycle path?
10:55pm
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He was found murdered when he tried it on with a psychopath. [Tony S]
Unsure as to whether the term 'Kirkby kiss' (the 'k' is silent) is known outside of north-west England. It originated in Kirkby, a notoriously rough town in Merseyside, and is slang for a particularly vicious headbutt.
6:18pm
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He was found murdered when he tried it on with a psychopath. [Tony S]
Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up.
12:51pm
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Have you been letting the Princess of Wales take your photo again ? [Tony S]