Tony S

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	lol x3 "For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife." 20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52	1 31
I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
	lol x2 creative x2 clever I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling. 08/04/21 12:16:05	24 31
Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
	lol I'm glad to see the 3 December winners didn't waste their prize money. 03/01/23 20:18:43	1 29
Who's who? --Glyn Evans
	clever Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 8:01:44	28


lol clever 16/06/22 8:07:13		15 27
Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
	"Sorry sir ,hand luggage only." 31/03/23 8:22:24	24

	clever Monastery of sound. 30/03/22 12:50:56	24

	I think it's ON upside down. 28/05/23 8:06:26	1 23
Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
	creative When your dad gets married to a Mermaid and you have to share a room with her kid. 23/03/23 12:08:30	1 23

	It was on the A la carte menu. 15/11/22 8:05:23	23

	I've been asked to do one on Monday with a crown. 14/09/22 12:09:10	23

	lol It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 20:18:47	23

	lol clever "If we don't stop messing around Noah said he is going to lock the portholes on his Ark." 22/01/23 8:34:21	22


lol clever 22/01/22 8:26:34		20 22
Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
	"My turn." 10/06/23 12:01:55	21

	lol x2 creative "Don't worry love the twins are fine." 03/10/22 12:12:21	1 21
Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
	I got this to attack my worst enemy with but before I could unwrap it I found out he had been found dead , suffocated with a bag over his head. 11/02/22 8:13:13	21

	lol "Before we can dig you out Mrs Jones can you let go of your dog's lead." 11/05/21 8:08:43	21

	"I can accept you getting him a set of dentures Dave but I'm not happy about the tongue piercing. " 16/09/23 12:15:36	20

	Please don't return me to Jan I'm not lost I'm looking for June she is so much hotter. 11/03/23 8:24:29	20

	Reports that The Simpsons cast members were caught stealing in Iran. 11/02/23 12:04:02	20

	Dave found transitioning to a woman hard work and was particularly surprised how heavy the breast implants were. 15/09/23 8:11:11	19

	creative It's my most terrifying time at the theme park . Getting myself caught in the zip. 23/09/22 8:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 8:11:28	19

	lol x2 I'm going to write a caption and not going to give a vote. 27/08/22 20:27:40	19

	clever x3 "Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?" "No but she will notice the fake reindeer. " 22/07/22 8:12:18	2 19
If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
	"Our daughter will be devastated if you take the cat she found back. Do you have any proof it's yours Mr Hitler.?" 08/07/22 12:14:39	2 19
"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
	clever Congratulations the 3 of you on your camouflage, Dave you still have some work to do though. 29/04/22 8:18:19	3 19
How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
	You know it's dangerous when even the lighthouse has a shocked expression on its face. 24/03/22 8:01:11	2 19
Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
	lol x2 I give up where has he hid the baby? 11/09/21 20:06:10	1 19
For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
	clever All the swans have got their heads stuck in the feeders again Bob. 02/05/21 20:25:24	2 19
It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
	lol Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back. 25/03/21 20:28:23	19

	clever An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters can rewrite Shakespeares work but 4 monkeys 1 laptop and 10 minutes can reproduce a Katie Price Autobiography 21/03/21 8:04:06	19

	lol "Ahhh it's Persil , no we won't be going back to our old washing powder." 22/07/22 20:42:31	2 18

	lol "Play louder I can still hear them trying to make another baby." 16/01/22 20:28:59	18

	lol x2 "Don't let your mum catch you looking at those white women with their tits covered." 14/01/22 8:07:54	18

	lol "Oh f@ck ,could my day get any worse?" "Brace yourself Barry the bull is taking a run up." 10/12/21 8:10:20	1 18
Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
	lol "I'm in the grand prix officer." "Typical trying to play the race card." 29/06/21 20:07:11	18

	Coming home to find my husband like this was really disturbing . It is only July after all. 21/07/23 20:19:55	17

	"Hide me quick the I'm a celebrity crew have run out of kangaroo testicles." 29/04/23 8:06:30	17

	clever x2 Desert island disc. 21/02/23 20:22:12	17

	lol "Ooh ooh ohh." "Sorry are my hands cold?" 16/06/22 12:18:59	17

	"Let's go and supprise your sister and see how she is getting on at University." 26/01/22 12:04:17	17

	"OK which one of you put Viagra in Barry's cocoa the undertakers now can't shut the coffin lid." 22/01/22 20:47:15	1 17

	"Maybe you should have waited to see who was a match as your kidney doner before giving the t-shirts Dave." 31/12/21 20:27:50	1 17
Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
	When I said put the heating on.. 16/12/21 20:14:00	17

	It's good to get all your kids round for Christmas. 09/12/21 8:07:19	1 17
Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
	Blood sweet and tiers. 17/09/21 8:01:06	17

	"I kept popping out like that then they had me castrated. " 30/06/21 8:02:34	17

	"Congratulations sir , excuse me if I don't shake your hand." 07/06/21 20:16:59	17

	lol Tim's gestures have lost some impact since he had his middle finger amputated 11/02/21 20:41:03	2 17
I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
	For the stairs we make the bread with plain flour for the escalator we use self raising. 14/09/23 20:08:32	1 16
And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
	The Nutty Professor. 17/07/23 20:11:02	16

	Careful, when he wants a drink he schnaps. 04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06	16

	"The prisoners are at it again Sir." "Find me the ring leader." 29/01/23 20:11:48	16

	clever Star Wars fans preferred C3PO to R2D2 in general. 07/10/22 8:17:10	16

	The Uk looks back enviously on the wealth and prosperity of the 70s 01/09/22 20:09:42	16

	creative The Pharaoh Rocher is served. 28/08/22 12:32:54	16

	"It's the only way I can stop it crossing the road." 15/07/22 12:03:18	1 16

	The dad arrested for taking his child out on an electric scooter was later released with no charge. 21/01/22 20:27:46	1 16
He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
	I'm not saying Lord Snootingdon has a large estate but when he tells his dog to fetch his slippers.... 03/12/21 20:18:25	16

	clever "So what's the situation with the kid stuck in the vending machine?" "No change." 11/09/21 8:31:13	16

	And Weight Watchers slimmer of the year award goes to... 03/04/21 12:03:33	16

	Just do it I can't Just press the bloody thing I know I should but I can't do it Just do it But the vote will knock my caption off the top. 30/03/21 20:32:27	16

	lol After the serious acting roles dried up Skippys decline into porn films was a sad sight. 22/01/21 8:03:28	16

	"I said I wanted a traditional Christmas. " "Sorry I thought you said transitional. " 21/07/23 20:36:43	15

	Is it time to wake the pilots guide dog yet? 01/07/23 12:25:32	15

	She got the horse in the divorce settlement having been saddled with 10 kids. 22/06/23 20:20:48	15

	clever And the pilot had spent ages worrying about the rain in Spain. 24/02/23 12:05:12	15

	I sh1t in baseball caps so we are even. 19/05/22 8:06:54	15

	For years I was obese with a large tummy but it's all behind me now. 28/04/22 20:19:47	15

	Ringo. "Hey Paul this woman is a clairvoyant and says after the band I'm going to make more money doing voice overs as a tank engine." Paul. "Oh yeah and I bet I'm going to marry a 1 legged woman who runs off with my money." John. "Who cares as long as live a long happy life and give it a good shot." 05/09/21 8:17:57	15

	Environmentalists examine car bun emissions. 29/06/21 12:01:09	1 15
Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
	"Pretend you have a limp, Gemma Collins has just booked a riding lesson pass it on." 13/05/21 8:09:46	1 15
I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
	Thank god we are out of lockdown and we can meet up and talk properly lol 10/05/21 8:02:08	15

	Thank you for pointing out the mistake on the ticket sir as a sign of our appreciation we would like to offer you a chance to purchase 2 bottles for just Â£1.90 06/03/21 8:03:41	1 15
100 ml is only 9.5p, but you can't purchase it. --Willie Johnson
	" ................... . ." It's a silent caption 03/02/21 20:13:30	5 15
Your best one yet! --Mauris Iocus
	lol Newcastle under 8s Swim team return after lockdown 19/01/21 8:01:39	1 15
You should see the under 8 boys' swim team --Mr Dome
	Match of the grey. 21/05/23 8:16:26	14

	Both have an annoying Harry on the flip side. 08/03/23 12:02:08	14

	Leap of Faith, Grace, Julie, Susan and Claire. 29/01/23 8:23:21	14

	lol Every time we have an argument she just needs time to simmer down. 05/01/23 8:23:40	14

	"Do you have my PIN? My nappy keeps falling down." 19/08/22 8:20:35, edited: 19/08/22 9:28:57	14

	I told you not to puts the whites in with the navy. 08/08/22 8:23:10, edited: 08/08/22 8:35:30	14

	When it's about 80 degrees you always end up in the pool. 26/07/22 12:03:42	14

	lol Dave wins least offensive MP of the week award. 03/07/22 12:08:56	14

	clever Constipation can cause a change to your ring tone. 24/05/22 12:07:20	14

	The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger 22/02/22 8:17:30	2 14
Maybe it's because of the cold water. --Willie Johnson
	"That's 3 days you have been there now lads , I really don't think those girls are coming back from the toilet." 09/02/22 8:16:09	14

	You spoil that maggot. 23/06/21 12:08:56	14

	"Don't be stupid of course I'm not blind I'm just looking after it for the ref." 25/05/21 8:11:35	14

	"I'll be back in a minute I'm just taking the bat for a walk." 11/05/21 20:05:19	14

	Hello Mr Wolf can you tell the 3rd little pig we are going to be late with his delivery 09/04/21 8:10:58	14

	creative clever That's my last drop off Noah you will have to send someone else back to pick up the Dodos 10/02/21 20:22:57	14

	I can't wear my oak boots I got acorn. 24/08/23 12:10:45	13

	There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do . So she sold up and bought herself 2 mobile homes. 05/08/23 12:31:31	13

	I got it at a flea market. 12/06/23 13:29:42	13

	Supermarket sweep. 10/06/23 8:17:59	13

	"Have you painted daffodils on the headlights?" "No they require bulbs." 22/02/23 12:15:13	13

	Looks like he's had an art attack. 04/01/23 8:12:20	13

	I took up writing captions 10 years ago to fund building my new house . 07/12/22 20:18:08, edited: 07/12/22 20:25:43	13