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God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picassos models.
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 29474Ian Skelding

God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picasso's models.

11/03/21 20:15:21

If you think this is bad, you should see Picasso's brush. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 36448Tony Edwards

Beware of trying to follow IKEA self-assembly instructions, it can leave you in a tangled mess.

11/03/21 20:30:39

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18819Vanessa the Guesser

Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs.

11/03/21 20:08:45

I wonder if it was because he thought he had a small nose. Maybe the moustache was meant to act as a more prominent shadow for it? Make it more defined as it were. And in regards to sexual fetish, maybe he liked to get his cheeks sunburned because... --Glyn Evans
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 1259Ellen Duncalf

Never a good idea to have a game of Twister on your own.

11/03/21 20:00:13

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22453Troompa Loompa

Oops! Must've logged into contortion.me by mistake.

11/03/21 20:00:29

Knot the right site. --Willie Johnson
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

Nobody likes Karl the Human Swastika.

11/03/21 20:13:45

C CaMel Vote score: 8899C CaMel

"Ok the dismount was shit but what a landing!"

11/03/21 20:39:58

The Wolf Vote score: 16637The Wolf

The effort men put in to try and suck themselves off.

11/03/21 20:00:15

James Lennox Vote score: 12568James Lennox

"Damnit, still can't reach."

11/03/21 20:00:13

Mark England Vote score: 20230Mark England

It took Dave 3 hours to prepare for the reenactment of page 237 of the Karma Sutra. Unfortunately his girlfriend got fed up waiting and went shopping instead.

11/03/21 21:04:27

C CaMel Vote score: 8899C CaMel

I'll meet you by the shed around 2ish but please be flexible.

11/03/21 20:38:54

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22453Troompa Loompa

Dave's getting in some practice for his move to a flat in London.

11/03/21 20:25:22

The Wolf Vote score: 16637The Wolf

When you just can't quite reach that itch.

11/03/21 20:00:58

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6849Crunchy Chords
God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picassos models.

11/03/21 20:00:49

🎵 "I can't undo this so I'm here all day" 🎵 --Willie Johnson
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