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Barbie hasnt changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ...
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Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ...

new entry8:17:40

Kennie Jenner? --Willie Johnson

In Saudi Arabia the heads are removable.

new entry8:32:13

They say if you insult MBS it's free... of your body. --Willie Johnson

"Can I see your box?"

new entry8:16:18


"When do we tell Ken?"

new entry8:04:00

"Some things are outside of your ken." --Willie Johnson

I have no idea how we are managing to jog in these heels but no pain, no gain

new entry9:01:59


''My heart is beginning to melt, Barbie.''

''Should we move away from the fire?''

new entry8:48:11


''You look great for 61, Barbie.''

''Yes, its amazing what a little plastic can do.''

new entry8:16:04

A little? --Willie Johnson

Don't ask, don't Mattel.

new entry8:00:49


Georgia had her chat up lines 'off pat'.

new entry12:24:03


Catteries included.

new entry11:39:04


The original 70's version included two large bushes.

new entry11:30:12


Barbie has a new girlfriend, while Ken has a watch.

new entry10:42:54


With sinister intent, COVID virus pulls races together

new entry10:38:55


Lesbians tout perfect world. No more unwanted pregnancies. No more abortions. No more Human Race.

new entry9:54:21


Plastic fantastic

new entry9:26:08


Birds of a feather f*ck together.

new entry9:23:31


"Where is your left arm?"
"It's in my box."

Nod to 8:16:18.

new entry9:15:13


Hey Barbie, lesbian item

new entry9:14:41


"Of course I told Ken. I said I was going for a little doll in the park."

new entry9:09:20


"So tell me Barbie, why did you dump Ken and hook up with me?"

"Simple silly, Ken doesn't have a penis and you have articulated joints."

new entry8:52:09


"I'd give my right arm for a glass of wine right now."
"Uh, you might want to rethink that."

new entry8:45:41


Valleys of the Dolls

new entry8:44:49


"Not the first time we've sat on wood, right?"

new entry8:41:20


Mattel guarantee the latest Teacher Barbie set will go down in History.

new entry8:39:15


"Barbie, are you toying with me?"

new entry8:33:59



new entry8:28:46


"I'm so pleased we ended up back at mine last night and managed to smooth things over"

new entry8:24:56


Action woman

new entry8:20:11


"Your dolls house or mine?"

new entry8:12:11


''Would you like to have sex with me?''

''Yes, but I can't undress myself.''

new entry8:04:30


Please note. This version of Barbie DOES NOT come with Ken. Instead she comes with new friend and a selection of toy accessories.

new entry8:00:13


Made from re-dykled plastic.

new entry8:00:10

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