clever

ICU

25/07/20 12:02:49

clever

She scrubs up well.

25/07/20 12:01:16

lol

Brothels open up again, but you'll need more than a condom.

25/07/20 13:33:54

PeepPE

25/07/20 12:00:05

The service at my local sperm donor clinic is bloody fantastic...

25/07/20 12:08:07

''I've got some bad news for you, Mr Johnson.''

''You mean I'm cured.''

25/07/20 12:17:55

"Just a little prick Mr Jones."
"Not anymore it isn't."

25/07/20 12:27:35

"Nurse, I think you got the wrong end of the stick when I said the patients need transparency."

25/07/20 14:30:46

''I'm H.A.P.P.Y, I'm H.A.P.P.Y........''

25/07/20 12:10:06

Dave was eager to participate in 'clap for carers', but he struggled to clap with one hand.

25/07/20 12:02:58

Theater of Dreams

25/07/20 12:58:28

"I was sure he was dead".

25/07/20 12:53:15

50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy

25/07/20 12:08:54

Thank you NHS

25/07/20 12:01:44

"COVID19? No, I'm not bothered about that. But I have to shave that old man's balls before surgery and I'm not taking any chances"

25/07/20 12:01:19

''I told you private health insurance was worth it.''

25/07/20 12:01:05

"Sorry I'm late. I just got out of the shower."

25/07/20 16:08:46

Dave wished he hadn't picked today to start cross dressing.

25/07/20 12:34:38

"Grandad, I'm only going to ask one more time, where did you put the nurses clothes?"

25/07/20 12:11:31

Shameless!, Good job she's her face covered, that bra and those pants don't match,

25/07/20 12:02:35