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Al Overy
signed up: 1 year, 3 months ago
profile viewed: 42 time(s) this week
caption quota: 65
caption votes given since joining: 2,556
comment quota: 42
comment votes given since joining: 309
super vote quota: 8
'Never laugh at your own jokes', people keep saying to me. Someone has to. I'm really enjoying the site and the huge variety of captions. There is some real creativity at work as well as some great humour. Happy captioning everyone. :)
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£50  10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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£50 27/09/21 8:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 20:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums --Glyn Evans
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 8:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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£50  05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
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02/09/21 13:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH! --Willie Johnson
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03/04/21 12:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson
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£50 17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 8:00:18 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome
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Is this some kind of quorny joke? 03/07/21 8:18:55 |
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They didn't want you to joke on any bones. --Willie Johnson
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12/05/21 12:01:31 |
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Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version! 09/05/21 12:00:09 |
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12/04/21 12:00:17 |
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"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed." 25/03/21 8:03:15 |
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24/03/21 12:00:06 |
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12/02/21 12:00:37 |
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"Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!" 02/01/21 8:34:51 |
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30/11/20 8:00:48 |
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News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers. 30/08/20 8:03:27 |
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Just heard new recruits will be dropping in. --Mauris Iocus
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13/10/21 8:01:53 |
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Now that's a proper race. Try not to skid on the boak --Glyn Evans
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26/09/21 9:35:19 |
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She said Yes! I'm so excited for them --Glyn Evans
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22/09/21 20:02:06 |
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You could tell by the skid marks. 23/07/21 12:00:12 |
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How did you know his name? (Skid Mark) --Willie Johnson
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Catholic Church's apology for historical sex crimes branded 'inadequate'. 25/06/21 20:00:10 |
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Man faces consequences of spending his entire honeymoon captioning a cat photo. 22/06/21 8:03:31 |
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11/06/21 17:32:25 |
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Special Offer: Buy one, set one free. 16/05/21 20:00:11 |
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Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage. 01/05/21 8:00:10 |
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15/10/20 12:58:01 |
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"I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am." 27/07/20 19:12:29 |
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"U F.O." 10/09/21 8:00:39 |
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I'd guess the Dad hasn't seen what happened to the White House in Independence Day, but they should be fairly safe, he is carrying Damien from The Omen. --Glyn Evans
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"Sarge! I think we've found where the clown's buried..." 25/08/21 12:11:52 |
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Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47. 04/05/21 12:00:59 |
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"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!" 09/01/21 8:00:13 |
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29/11/20 20:00:19 |
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"Yes, it's all true. Trump did grab me!" 24/09/21 20:00:37 |
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Or maybe he grabbed someone else who was right by you. --Willie Johnson
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When the clown boss was arrested, it left some very big shoes to fill. 13/09/21 8:00:51 |
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Ted was about to get Bronze in the synchronised sunbathing. 10/08/21 8:03:51 |
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"Janet! That seagull's taking the baby!!" 06/08/21 8:00:12 |
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I know his family actually - decent bunch. 04/07/21 20:00:12 |
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Not for the first time, the Church tries to delete a bit of history... 28/06/21 8:01:09 |
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The municipal jellyfish sting treatment facility was basic but effective. 12/05/21 20:00:18 |
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Maybe he needs a sting, so it will become swollen. --Willie Johnson
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I thought only Miss Piggy snorted. 11/05/21 12:01:17 |
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"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?" 01/05/21 12:00:31 |
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Another Hoover? --Willie Johnson
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26/04/21 12:05:10 |
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13/04/21 8:00:45 |
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Darlene was a BIG Country fan. 12/04/21 20:00:15 |
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The men died from a double hart attack. 05/04/21 20:00:08 |
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"Ok, all booked. Barbershop, April 12th." 21/03/21 8:01:56 |
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12/03/21 8:00:06 |
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17/12/20 13:06:24 |
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I see your future, young one. You will go on to be... In many, many, MANY captions. 30/11/20 8:02:38 |
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09/09/20 12:29:34 |
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The Floppy Cock Clinic were delighted with their tasteful rebrand. 11/07/20 8:15:43 |
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"Y'know what, just leave the nose hairs today. Thanks." 04/10/21 8:01:23 |
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If you're new to caption.me, you need to know that cats are very big round here. 01/10/21 12:00:09 |
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"Your mum and I wanted you to have your own space." 09/09/21 20:00:08 |
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14/08/21 8:00:40 |
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Kindly neighbours gather in support as an anti-vaxxer gets Covid. 10/08/21 12:01:01 |
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25/07/21 20:00:28 |
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Who said romance is dead... Oh, hang on... 17/07/21 12:03:26 |
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28/06/21 8:00:33 |
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It turned out Clarence's tanning lotion was from a factory that also handled peanuts. 17/06/21 20:23:28 |
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But he handles his own pea nuts. --Willie Johnson
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18/04/21 8:04:11 |
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Narcoleptics: never pass out in the drawing room. 11/03/21 15:09:39 |
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29/01/21 12:02:40 |
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20/12/20 12:06:25 |
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12/12/20 8:00:35 |
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30/10/20 21:40:12 |
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be a Mannequin, my son!" 17/10/20 12:00:21 |
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23/08/20 12:00:12 |
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That's so bad I had to vote for it. --Dave Bryan
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"Apart from the holes in the shower curtain, this Bates Motel seems nice love." 17/07/20 12:57:08 |
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Boris Johnson's son has already started talking - much to the confusion of the family dog. 07/09/21 12:01:42 |
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"Nope. Talcum powder again." 07/09/21 12:00:55 |
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01/09/21 8:00:11 |
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Personally I thought this caption would have been more funnier without the Ann Summers reference? --Nina Dutton
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25/08/21 8:00:44 |
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05/08/21 12:06:15 |
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02/07/21 13:44:35 |
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"MOSES, YOU IDIOT!" 30/06/21 20:02:38 |
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This attempt to sneak in another cat photo is prosthetic. 30/06/21 12:00:34 |
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"Oh my goodness, Gary, he's only gone and blown it!" 22/06/21 20:01:33 |
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When you rely far too heavily on caption.me for your income. 11/06/21 20:00:10 |
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Didn't realise you were Scottish Glyn --Mr Dome
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24/05/21 20:01:05 |
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Yeah, the Pope's alright, however that Dove paedophile scandal and cover up made me think twice about using that particular bird as a symbol of peace. You wouldn't know which doves you're wearing are paedophiles and which aren't, however I sho... --Glyn Evans
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"Look, look, look, this is where the secret agents drop Novichok in his tea!" 25/04/21 8:00:21 |
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10/03/21 20:00:08 |
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One may not want to eat those. --Willie Johnson
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02/03/21 12:52:52 |
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Congrats Al. Another month of great captions topped by one of yours. Great stuff
5:47pm
comment on caption:
"This is an important Government announcement: There are plenty of shellfish and no need to panic. Do not rush to the beach..." [Al Overy]
Many congratulations, Al - a great one!
7:17pm
comment on caption:
"This is an important Government announcement: There are plenty of shellfish and no need to panic. Do not rush to the beach..." [Al Overy]
Very funny, congrats Al
8:39pm
comment on caption:
"This is an important Government announcement: There are plenty of shellfish and no need to panic. Do not rush to the beach..." [Al Overy]
O very good.
9:19pm
comment on caption:
"This is an important Government announcement: There are plenty of shellfish and no need to panic. Do not rush to the beach..." [Al Overy]
Now it's the Aclams family
6:11pm
comment on caption:
"Course, we used to run the East End, me and Ronnie." [Al Overy]
Rex it for me as well.
8:05am
comment on caption:
Rex was NOT enjoying his role in Timmy's puppet show. [Al Overy]
I’m so glad this caption got 3 votes. It made me burst out laughing.
3:12pm
comment on caption:
"Madam, we retrieved the onboard camera from your husband's vehicle which show's the footage of him crashing into the giant Buddha and also his final words."
"Thank you, Officer. What were they?"
"Holy shit!" [Al Overy]
Now that's a proper race. Try not to skid on the boak
11:44am
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It broke many records including most deep fried Mars Bars eaten, most cans of Tennant's Super drunk and most fags puffed in a race, yet nobody mentions the Tour de Scotland anymore. [Al Overy]
'Snowman morgue' is hotly tipped to be Christmas #1.
2:35pm
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran teams up with The Wolf to turn some of his best captions into songs, starting with everyone's favourite 'No wonder my Nan's in a wheelchair'. [Al Overy]
He's strung out all right.
12:57pm
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He certainly knows how to string a joke out. [Al Overy]