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Al Overy

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'Never laugh at your own jokes', people keep saying to me. Someone has to.

I'm really enjoying the site and the huge variety of captions. There is some real creativity at work as well as some great humour. Happy captioning everyone. :)

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£50
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lol x2

creative

BREAKING - Sniffer dog retires after largest ever cocaine find. He left on a high, said his handler.

10/10/20 12:00:14

Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy

"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs."

30/04/21 20:00:34

lol

clever

'Prince Charles said what?'

10/03/21 8:03:42

lol x2

creative

"Hello, is that Chris Beach? Listen, I won the January Caption competition bigly and everyone knows it! SO FIND MY MISSING VOTES!!!"

16/02/21 8:00:07

"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson

lol

creative

I'd been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle.

06/01/21 20:00:41

£50
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lol

Blind people: never walk near swamps with an inexperienced guide dog.

05/12/20 20:07:54

... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox

clever x2

"Now, if you'll all sit quietly, I'll explain which bone is connected to which without making a song and dance about it."

03/04/21 12:25:31

But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson

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creative

Tonight on Panorama: Is there too much oestrogen in our water? We speak to three men in their thirties about their experiences.

17/02/21 8:01:22

I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa

lol

"You spoil that moth!"

13/11/20 8:00:37

It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus

lol

"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!"

14/08/20 8:00:18

clever

Paper view

20/03/21 12:00:07

lol

Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry!

06/02/21 20:03:05

Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome

Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version!

Sun 12:00:09

clever

Garden swing

12/04/21 12:00:17

"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed."

25/03/21 8:03:15

I love cooking with Basil.

24/03/21 12:00:06

lol x2

"If you were 'at your desk all morning', Mildred, how do explain this battered courgette next to an open copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover?"

12/02/21 12:00:37

clever

"Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!"

02/01/21 8:34:51

"I bless you in the name of the father, the son and the holey ball with a bell in that smells of catnip."

30/11/20 8:00:48

News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers.

30/08/20 8:03:27

Just heard new recruits will be dropping in. --Mauris Iocus

Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.

01/05/21 8:00:10

Right wing polly tricks

15/10/20 12:58:01

clever

"I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am."
"Likewise!"

27/07/20 19:12:29

clever

Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47.

04/05/21 12:00:59

"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!"

09/01/21 8:00:13

"She's a lazy bitch, smells of wee and drinks out the toilet. But she can just about keep up with me if she leans on the buggy", said Ted.

29/11/20 20:00:19

"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?"

01/05/21 12:00:31

Another Hoover? --Willie Johnson

lol

There was a young man from Chantilly
Who humped random plants, which was silly
'Mounting cacti is bad!'
He proclaimed to his dad
As the nurses pulled spikes from his willy

26/04/21 12:05:10

His latest release stinks!

13/04/21 8:00:45

Darlene was a BIG Country fan.

12/04/21 20:00:15

The men died from a double hart attack.

05/04/21 20:00:08

"Ok, all booked. Barbershop, April 12th."

21/03/21 8:01:56

Illegull

12/03/21 8:00:06

lol

"If you can stay at home stay at home, otherwise go to work but don't go to work if you can work at home. Meet outside, not inside unless you have to meet inside but wear a mask, even if you are outside with six people in a public place or thirty people in a church. Everyone clear?"

17/12/20 13:06:24

I see your future, young one. You will go on to be... In many, many, MANY captions.

30/11/20 8:02:38

Little house on the purry

09/09/20 12:29:34

The Floppy Cock Clinic were delighted with their tasteful rebrand.

11/07/20 8:15:43

creative

As Chester zoo reopens, staff discover a giraffe has penetrated the bearded dragon enclosure with amazing results.

18/04/21 8:04:11

clever

Narcoleptics: never pass out in the drawing room.

11/03/21 15:09:39

Foolout

29/01/21 12:02:40

clever

LGBTQUEUE

20/12/20 12:06:25

Mini hands make light work.

12/12/20 8:00:35

lol

When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead.

30/10/20 21:40:12

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be a Mannequin, my son!"

17/10/20 12:00:21

Ruff sketch

18/09/20 12:03:05

Inkongnito

16/09/20 12:17:08

"Give us a really big wave!"

10/09/20 8:04:41

Spitting image

05/09/20 8:00:06

"No nick-a la sturgeon!"

23/08/20 12:00:12

That's so bad I had to vote for it. --Dave Bryan

"Apart from the holes in the shower curtain, this Bates Motel seems nice love."

17/07/20 12:57:08

"Look, look, look, this is where the secret agents drop Novichok in his tea!"

25/04/21 8:00:21

Hit and runny

14/04/21 8:00:13

creative

'Sir Walter, one was about to ask what one does on a tedious journey back from the New World with nothing but potatoes and a quill for company?'

10/03/21 20:00:08

One may not want to eat those. --Willie Johnson

"So... it got stung by a scorpion fish and there's literally only one way to get the poison out?"

"Yep."

02/03/21 12:52:52

Hop tub

30/01/21 8:00:31

Turner and Smooch

20/01/21 12:00:20

"Ok madam. Take your time. Now then, which one of these monstrous perverts caught a glimpse of your ankle?"

19/01/21 8:00:12

Due to a recent spate of shoplifting, all customers were closely monitored.

20/12/20 20:00:22

Gulliver

19/12/20 12:00:11

This is the Mersey Glyn. She's a Liver bird. --Karyn Harrison

"Migrate? Migrate?"

"Yes, you're great. Now shut up!"

18/11/20 20:26:06

Big wed bus

11/11/20 8:00:06

clever

Orchestral Manoeuvres with a Shark.

22/10/20 12:06:14

Frankie Goes to Hobbycraft

28/09/20 20:01:03

'You have successfully booked your haircut appointment.'

24/09/20 12:10:58

"Can you tell me the quickest way to the loo, please?"

"Are you walking or driving?"

"Walking."

"It's quicker if you drive."

20/09/20 8:04:47

"Are you walking or driving?" "Skipping - 🎵 Skip, skip, skip to my lou". --Willie Johnson

That famous scene from The Whining.

19/09/20 20:00:25

All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy --Glyn Evans

Up here, Fred could only get a couple of baas on his phone.

17/08/20 8:01:12

Be even better with "only get one baa", I reckon. --Molly R

When you have no actual friends and overcompensate.

02/08/20 8:32:05

Vincent really wanted an M&S meal for one, but was too embarrassed to ask.

04/05/21 20:00:14

I spent THE BEST afternoon flipping them over.

03/05/21 12:04:54

Radio Goo Goo Ga Ga

13/04/21 8:00:11

Warning: Never use ash from a crematorium on your vegetable plot.

02/04/21 8:01:56

lol

'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!'

25/03/21 20:00:31

They went for a shindig --Mr Dome

"How.. to.. reattach.. car.. aerial..."

21/03/21 8:00:17

Lol, you're welcome! --Dot Old

The girls were all set to go on stage, but then they got cold feet.

15/03/21 20:00:12

Did they have stageflight? --Glyn Evans

As the OAPs finish their aqua aerobics, they dutifully remove the pubic hairball from the filter.

05/03/21 20:06:29

clever

Gina tried everything to take her mind off the horrendous subsidence at the rear of her apartment.

17/02/21 20:00:39

"But can you do Bush?"

01/02/21 20:00:06

When your hallucinogenic cocktail of medication makes your NHS nurse look like Jessica Rabbit.

17/01/21 20:04:51

Later, their al fresco threesome was interrupted by the cops. Wednesday legged it, leaving Fester in the Lurch.

15/01/21 20:04:42

Nobody was prepared for the terrible castanet shortage which followed Brexit.

21/12/20 8:01:25

That's amazing. It seems obvious that there would be less French fishermen to castanet. --Dave Bryan

Blue Planet Uncovered features David Attenborough as you've never seen him before. 'After a couple of cans of Monster, he was an absolute animal', said the crew.

13/12/20 20:00:16

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir. I thought I saw a banana in your pocket."

01/12/20 12:00:13

"Can't a man inspect his privates in peace!?"

03/11/20 22:42:21

My first attempt at glass blowing went completely tits up.

21/08/20 20:00:14

Due to Covid, seating arrangements are up in the air.

21/08/20 8:21:39

Miss Guided Missile

13/08/20 8:07:27

Bad news love. The carwash has furloughed me.

09/08/20 20:00:54

Toast modernism.

21/07/20 13:33:20

lol x2

Next on Channel 4, Escape to the Chateau.

10/07/20 8:08:23

Think it must've been taken during lockdown. --Karyn Harrison

Think: Don't rink and dive!

01/05/21 21:21:19

Seconds later, Justin was chuffed to bits.

29/04/21 20:02:04

creative

"Hi, mum! Bad news is I blinded the baby with a pencil, good news is I drew him new eyes with felt tip!"

16/04/21 20:18:06

The Camera Sutra

23/03/21 12:00:56

Billy No Mates

13/03/21 20:00:07

They say bad things happen in threes. First, Jim sat on a thistle, then a dog pissed on their picnic. Minutes later, both devoured by pigeons.

02/03/21 20:00:09

"Do you like your hair, Paul?"

"Yes, I love me do!"

21/02/21 12:03:01

Gonna shout it far and wide, across the universe. --Willie Johnson

In and Out of Africa

30/01/21 20:02:37

Every Primark shirt undergoes rigorous testing to match the demands of our customers' daily lifestyle!

18/01/21 12:00:44

"It's true. Our studies have shown 4 out of 5 rapists prefer Primark. Now with our trademarked Easy-Rinse DNA-B-Gone, casual fabrics." --Mauris Iocus

Eggscavation

30/11/20 12:00:07

We call him Fonzie, as he generally has a bird on each arm.

13/09/20 12:00:15

The sad, unwanted, furry creature sat on the sofa for hours. His only company a teddy bear.

13/09/20 8:02:46

lol

"Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "There's no room in the car when we go on holiday!"

11/09/20 8:10:06

"Will you join us?"

"No, I have a table for two."

"I don't blame you dear. You don't want backache."

08/08/20 8:35:03

Whatever possessed you to get up there?

12/07/20 8:04:36

Our trip to see the giant swans was marred by poachers.

Wed 12:01:08

Actually, on second thoughts, I don't need to know how to get to Sesame Street.

04/05/21 12:00:11

"Sesamstraat" combined with your caption made me remember something that happened in Amsterdam. I was travelling with an Aussie fella who got lost looking for the Grasshopper coffeeshop. Foolishly he wandered into a side street and asked a guy f... --James Lennox

Large intestine

16/04/21 8:00:43

'Blimey, my nipples are sore!', thought Sue.

13/04/21 20:00:13

"No, gran! Your diabetes test was this morning. Please take your urine sample BACK TO THE BATHROOM!"

08/04/21 20:00:18

"Bu.. bu.. but it tastes like the cider.." --SnapDragon D

"Right, I'm going to settle this once and for all! Ok, Google, 'Is polygamy acceptable in baboons?'"

21/03/21 8:00:46

Benson and Hedges

15/03/21 12:00:07

lol

creative

As the old saying goes: 'Give a fat woman an orphaned street urchin and she will eat for a week, but give a fat woman a deadly Bornean blowpipe...'

14/03/21 12:00:13

Popeye

08/03/21 20:01:16

"Necks please!"

23/01/21 8:01:51

"Police. There's someone at the gate fencing scarves." --Mauris Iocus

"What's that, Skippy? Pass you a lighter and stand well back?"

22/01/21 8:00:12

"Want to faunicate?"

20/01/21 20:00:07

Even after a crippling accident, Mr Punch would still attempt to fight the crocodile.

14/12/20 8:00:47

creative

"Mr Hitchcock, the interviewees have arrived."

09/12/20 12:03:04

Chicken 'n' a Basket

19/11/20 8:01:46

"You put your left legs in, your left legs out..."

18/10/20 8:02:28

A memorial to our dog Rover
He's buried under this flyover
There he was, chasing a cat
When a steamroller squashed him flat

18/09/20 12:04:49

Love triangle

12/09/20 8:09:25

Felines were running high.

09/08/20 8:41:07

When you're so excited to go swimming, you forget the Alka-Seltzer in your pocket.

04/08/20 15:20:29

"Dear Mrs Smith, due to the current social distancing measures we are unable to provide certain face-to-face services at the clinic. Please bring your stool sample with you to the front desk."

29/07/20 17:42:36

Side effects of too much catnip may include hallucinations...

26/07/20 13:02:01

"Don't cry mum. I'll find Nanny's pulse..."

18/07/20 8:01:37

lol

The uneasy juxtaposition, the anachronistic context, the applaudable rejection of ostentation. Still, it was Gav's jacket and he liked it.

17/07/20 19:22:09

Look out! The cat's got your tongue!

Sat 8:02:44

Dobbin Reliant

19/04/21 12:00:54

Stephen Fry-up

19/04/21 8:00:48

He's been run ova!

14/04/21 8:01:14

"So, Monsieur. You thought you could smuggle ze ham sandwiche into France did you?"

04/04/21 20:00:32

"I must say, these wipes do feel pretty good on the hole."

20/03/21 8:00:12

Sure, it was a huge cigar but Lil was smoking for two now.

14/03/21 12:00:31

Dad is such an embarrassment. I found out today he has a bag FULL of Justin Bieber albums.

28/02/21 8:00:17

During the Victorian era many new words were added to the English language, such as 'stunt', 'faceplant' and 'twat'.

13/02/21 12:00:38

lol

The Tarantino remake of Hansel and Gretel was especially brutal.

25/01/21 21:19:56

P-P-Pick Up a Penguin. (You'll need a shovel, a bucket and a strong stomach).

01/01/21 8:34:16

"So, Sue died when her quad bike went into the river?"

"No, just after she connected the jump leads."

22/12/20 20:02:22

It's a metaphor for Brexit: Someone high up had a lightbulb moment, kept everyone in the dark, and now all the little people are screwed.

12/12/20 8:02:07

Government finally reveals mastermind behind all major policy decisions.

29/11/20 12:02:11

She was displaying signs of Covid but, as responsible parents, we still visit the playground once a day to throw food in.

16/11/20 8:00:42

I'm not saying it's not impressive, Geoff, but you did start the walk when you were twenty-three.

25/10/20 20:00:28

Notwork Rail

24/10/20 12:00:13

Within minutes the whole joint was swinging!

03/10/20 16:38:15

creative

"I caught a fish this big!"

19/09/20 8:00:47

"I caught an entire school, there were this many teachers in it" --Glyn Evans

Deliveroomatism

14/09/20 8:06:18

Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea.

13/09/20 20:00:45

"Here we go... browsing history. I knew it! Dad likes big tits too!"

02/09/20 8:00:18

"Roll up, roll up! Get yer lovely 'No Loitering' signs."

19/07/20 20:04:14

"For goodness sake, Dougal! I told you not to throw your crumbs out the window!"

01/05/21 8:00:37

Opening a window is okay, just don't throw crumbs out. --Troompa Loompa

Note to self: don't stand downwind of a flatulent bull.

15/04/21 20:02:05

Lockdown 3 had a brutal effect on Little Mix.

13/04/21 12:00:31

Little Mix-A-LOT /Fifth Gluttony /Obesity's Child /The Thrice Girls /fl-ABBA /The Pointless Sisters /Sister Sludge --SnapDragon D

"Here comes the Ugly Duckling. Quick, pretend you haven't seen him!"

09/04/21 12:04:54

Nice swan! --Karyn Harrison

Lost Dog: Two year old mongrel called Nipper. The Paralympic team miss their mascot terribly and feel as though part of them has gone missing too.

25/03/21 20:01:11

"Bloody Ocado's out of bananas!"

21/03/21 8:02:17

Honestly, the things people leave behind in Essex nightclubs.

17/03/21 20:00:09

I left my harp in sandcrab's disco. --James Lennox

13/03/21 12:00:27

11/03/21 8:18:44

07/03/21 8:02:07

I think game and hunter would be better without capitals. --Stephen Bean

We called him Ad-am

27/02/21 20:00:26

"I'm so much faster without that baby elephant!"

25/02/21 20:02:04

The Boniness of the Long Distance Runner

19/02/21 8:01:31

"Have you been queuing long?"

08/02/21 20:00:09

Around the cluck service.

08/02/21 12:00:40

lol

"I don't know why my girlfriend smacked me in the face. I didn't forget Valentine's Day. I got her a sack of charcoal and some screen wash on my way home."

08/02/21 8:01:11

But surely she should be grateful for what she has...even if she isn't an artist or doesn't have a car. Maybe she'd prefer what I do for my girlfriend - I sacrifice a goat in her honour which usually appeases her. --Glyn Evans