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Stephen Bean Vote score: 15997Stephen Bean

Snakes and Bladders

Wed 8:00:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14308Dave Bryan

''Are you going to be long, mate? I'm desperate for a hiss.''

Wed 8:00:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 2775Molly R

"Joan, come here - I think I've got worms!"

Wed 8:00:28

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2957Mark Wilson

Dave came face to face with his biggest phobia... pubic hair in the shower drain

Wed 9:32:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20654Troompa Loompa

Snake's on a Drain

Wed 8:01:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 1714Tony S

This is our 1st date Dave I don't care how big your "snake" is I'm not coming in there to give you a hand with it.

Wed 8:17:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1165alexandra ball

I don't remember eating that!

Wed 9:00:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15997Stephen Bean

"Mamba mia!"

Wed 8:01:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14864Vanessa the Guesser

Lazy German guest asks hotel staff for a viper.

Wed 8:01:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2957Mark Wilson

No, I won't peek, I love surprises..
No, I didn't know I talked in my sleep..
Yes, of course I know Cerri from accounts..

Wed 9:37:53

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I didn't know ? --John Glover
Dot Old Vote score: 1480Dot Old

Charming!

Wed 8:46:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15997Stephen Bean

"Now I know why they call it the Kaazi."

Wed 8:00:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21511John Glover

Rodin's The Stinker.

Wed 14:40:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 1714Tony S

What am I meant to do with this picture?

Adder caption.

Wed 8:29:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9386stone face

"Are you a constrictor?"

"Not normally, but I forgot to take a laxative."

Wed 8:25:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7899Glyn Evans

"Oh no, he's gone and killed toilet duck"

Wed 8:06:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12162The Wolf

"You ssssssmelly bastard"

Wed 8:02:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15997Stephen Bean

Fright on the tiles

Wed 8:01:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5237Al Overy

Snake, rattle and bog roll

Wed 8:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15997Stephen Bean

"When I said I wanted to siphon the python…"

Wed 8:00:41

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 191Nina Dutton

“Britney, I think I’ve cured my constipation problem.”

Wed 8:00:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5237Al Overy

Panaconda

Wed 8:00:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11809Neil Mackenzie

A dyslexic Taipan thinks he’s a tiling pan.

Wed 16:37:23

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 870Ellen Duncalf

Well, that’s just charming.

Wed 11:29:08

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 15HaHaHa YouLie

"ALICE! The plumber's left his drain snake!"

Wed 10:31:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33875Tony Edwards

"Serves you right for drinking too many snakebites!"

Wed 10:07:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14308Dave Bryan

''Darling, can you fetch me some toilet roll? I need to wipe my asp.''

Wed 8:40:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12162The Wolf

"...Sue, don't go in the toilet. There's a slippery one in there and I think it's poisonous"

"Dave, you're disgusting"

Wed 8:16:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24808Ian Skelding

"Dave has Asp urges."

Wed 8:14:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8073Hercules Rockefeller

A young Indiana Jones has his first traumatic encounter with a snake.

Wed 8:13:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24808Ian Skelding

Offloadiphobia

Wed 8:00:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12162The Wolf

"Oh my God that stinks. I feel so sorry for the random snake that's just appeared in my bathroom"

Wed 8:00:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5237Al Overy

I like a Cobra with my curry, not after.

Wed 8:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5237Al Overy

Sh*ts and wriggles

Wed 14:54:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2646Willie Johnson

If a snake comes out of the toilet while you're sitting on it, that's something you'll never forget.

Wed 12:18:49

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2331Guideaux .

"Dear?!"
-"I don't care, if you've gone over the side again you'll regret it!"

Wed 11:51:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 18064Mark England

"Jeez you've blocked the toilet, and you call yourself Dr Dolittle? Dr Do Loads would be more appropriate"

Wed 11:41:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11591Mr Dome

It's not the first thing to grace the bathroom that's long and slippery

Wed 9:08:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24089Michael Winner

"It just needs a bit of sealant around the base to stop the water getting under the tiles, there's really no need to be so upset about it mate, Ssssssss."

Wed 8:44:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8305James Lennox

I know how he feels. I can't masturbate when someone is watching either.

Wed 8:24:09

 
stone face Vote score: 9386stone face

"Wife's left me, I've just been declared bankrupt and now there's no toilet roll. When I open my eyes my life is gonna change, and am gonna have nothing but good luck."

Wed 8:21:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 1714Tony S

Hey sir I'm here for a date with a 1 eyed trouser snake I saw online.

Wed 8:21:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8305James Lennox

"Opsssen asss fucsssken' windsssow!"

"Sorry buddy, I don't understand Parseltongue."

Wed 8:17:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2892GeeDee

Gopher some toilet roll will ya?

Wed 8:14:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14308Dave Bryan

''Have the snakes finished decorating the bathroom yet, darling?''

''No, they haven't worked all morning. I think they're on strike.''

Wed 8:11:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8073Hercules Rockefeller

"Still feel like bleeding your lizard?"

Wed 8:05:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20654Troompa Loompa

Dave's literally sh*tting himself.

Wed 8:03:10

 
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