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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird.
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The Wolf Vote score: 6991The Wolf

The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird.

17/02/20 12:03:52

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31769Tony Edwards

"Who ate all the flies?"

17/02/20 13:02:04

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I don't know but there's at least one fly that's down. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 5862Vivvy En

"Thank you, yes I do have a fine pair of thighs, don't I, monsieur?"

17/02/20 16:43:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''How did you get that physique?''

''Sitting on my arse all day writing captions.''

17/02/20 12:01:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

Oh FFS Attenborough - can I not just have a shit in peace??

17/02/20 14:54:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

🎵 I've got the moobs like Jabba ...

17/02/20 13:46:45

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Hello, I'm Michael Gove..."

17/02/20 12:24:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1229Mark Wilson

Someone's nicked my banjo

17/02/20 18:59:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5530James Lennox

"And this *deep inhale and muscle clench* is my impression of Michelangelo ... the Ninja Turtle of course, not the artist."

17/02/20 12:31:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''Have you done anything about trying to get fit, darling?''

''I've dipped my toe in the water.''

17/02/20 12:07:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

"So, tell us what it's like being a spawn star."

17/02/20 12:00:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

"I think the word you're looking for is 'curvy'!"

18/02/20 18:28:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

"So I like my Freddos. So what? Looks like you could do with cutting down on the chocolate yourself!"

17/02/20 18:22:52

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

"When I was a kid, I used to go down to the pond - y'know - to caption frogs."

17/02/20 16:28:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

Just as he was about to be eaten the children came out to play and the heron flew off, startled. The frog is safe ... at least for now.

17/02/20 15:27:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

"I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."

17/02/20 15:18:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1461Willie Johnson

The one that Melania now wishes she didn't let get away.

17/02/20 13:34:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10666Neil Mackenzie

What happened when the Princess kissed her husband’s Uncle Andrew.

17/02/20 12:59:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5862Vivvy En

*Cue Barry White music* "If you want a good time, babe, why don't you hop on over to my pad?"

17/02/20 12:56:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

"This pond is so friendly, I don't know what I've done to get such a response. The frogs around here either call me "Bud", others say I'm "wise", and some even call me "sir"

17/02/20 12:47:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5530James Lennox

Living with Miss Piggy has taken its toll on Kermit.

17/02/20 12:46:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1727Rachel P

"No! I wouldn't say posing for the camera is particularly ribbeting"

17/02/20 12:25:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

I'm a Prince. Could anyone please transfer me $700? - I will ensure a great return on the investment to anyone who is willing to take up this kind gesture...

17/02/20 12:22:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

Toad and the hole

17/02/20 12:04:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6706Hercules Rockefeller

"I've really gotta cut back on those beers. They got more hops than me."

17/02/20 12:03:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"Leave me alone, am sad...been chasing her for months, finally had to balls to propose on Valentines day..for all that, she walks away calling me a 'muppet'!"

17/02/20 12:01:31

 
Molly R Vote score: 1762Molly R

I'm not terribly happy with that cosmetic surgeon.

17/02/20 12:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Frogs Porn

17/02/20 12:00:03

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Pond scum --Mr Dome
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"Hi, Kermit here for Gas-X, can I talk to you for a minute about bloating and constipation"?

10/03/20 20:21:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1466Karen Oakenfull

“♫ Halfway down the stairs is the stair that I sit... It doesn’t rea..♫“
“OKAY, Stop! That’s enough thank you..We’ll be in touch.”

18/02/20 4:00:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1461Willie Johnson

He's just been fed. His fly is downed.

17/02/20 22:34:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1229Mark Wilson

My first time at a nudist resort. Couldn't go all the way tho, I've still got my opened toad sandals on.

17/02/20 20:10:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2242Scrijjy Doo

The pilates is really paying off.

17/02/20 18:27:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

"Impressive...but can you sit like a lady?"

17/02/20 17:35:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

"Master, how DEEP am I deep in illusion?..."

"...NEEDEEP."

17/02/20 15:23:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20538John Glover

"I'm not playing leap frog with Mr Schoefield, I've been caught out like that before."

17/02/20 13:30:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10666Neil Mackenzie

He dipped his Toads in the water.

17/02/20 13:24:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm determined that one day my Prince will come."

17/02/20 13:01:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jabba the Gut

17/02/20 12:53:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I didn't know that spawnographic photos were allowed on caption.me?

17/02/20 12:52:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

Today we discuss the sex life of frogs - warts and all

17/02/20 12:19:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''Is it difficult to get a body like that?''

''It's as easy as falling off a log.''

17/02/20 12:16:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

"I went for the whole body wax just for you baby."

17/02/20 12:09:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Sitting in this position helps with my spawndylitis."

17/02/20 12:03:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

"I have absolutely no recollection how to swim."

17/02/20 12:01:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

You want large flies with that?

17/02/20 12:00:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8821Chris Keegan

He’s attempted dieting, but he couldn’t Kermit to it.

17/02/20 12:00:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1727Rachel P

Jabba the Frog

17/02/20 12:00:21

 
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