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Karyn Harrison

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Been at a bit of a loose end since my daughter left home and find I'm spending most of my free time on the internet. I've always loved the captions they come up with on 'Have I Got News For You' and thought I'd have a go myself. I only recently signed up to caption.me and I'm already addicted. It gives me something to focus my mind on rather than ruminating on things.

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clever

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

clever

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 12:02:38

clever

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 12:25:54

The homeless are multiplying.

27/10/18 8:21:31

"Don't stand so close to me!"

14/08/18 20:05:16

27/08/18 9:19:01

01/09/18 20:38:30

31/08/18 8:52:03

Tue 20:02:20

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

Mon 20:19:52

Not the best place to drink someone under the table.

23/01/19 20:01:31

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

clever

Balancing the books

02/11/18 20:00:12

Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin.

21/10/18 9:00:42

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 9:29:38

There she blows

21/04/19 20:00:45

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 10:29:08

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54

clever

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 12:02:40

Well played... --Charles Gilbert

Baby magnet

17/04/19 12:00:29

"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!"

11/01/19 20:00:50

English country dentalman

17/09/18 20:07:04

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 20:01:07

clever

Snails of the Unexpected

30/03/19 20:20:18

You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off!

05/02/19 20:40:31

clever

"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!"

13/01/19 8:54:12

The scowl and the pussycat

30/12/18 20:00:18

Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle.

12/12/18 20:01:43

Breeze blocks

29/11/18 8:12:20

You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw!

04/11/18 12:00:21

03/09/18 8:23:35

06/08/19 23:17:04

14/04/19 20:04:47

28/12/18 12:32:59

17/12/18 20:00:18

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 12:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 20:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 12:16:24

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh

02/01/19 12:00:19

19/12/18 12:00:18

17/10/18 12:00:18

08/10/18 20:00:24

20/09/18 12:00:24

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 20:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 9:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 8:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 9:40:16

And still Miss Havisham waits.

Thu 9:23:33

Very clever --Poxy Jock

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

Wed 12:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 12:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47

Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess.

29/10/18 8:02:10

Goes well with the Green Belt

20/09/18 20:00:49

lol

Extreme sleepwalking

16/02/19 21:34:12

"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!"

14/02/19 8:50:56

"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?"

13/01/19 8:30:26

Spag Moll

03/01/19 12:01:11

Couldn't resist! --Molly R

"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!"

18/12/18 20:03:58

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

She's in Louvre with herself.

08/12/18 20:45:51

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

Whichever way they went they were in a stew.

22/11/18 10:08:37

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

Glamour puss

29/10/18 8:00:15

And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang Stayin' Alive. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna!

24/10/18 8:09:25

Hound barrier

05/09/18 10:39:54

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 8:46:02

Rover the rainbow

19/08/18 8:04:59

There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag.

29/07/18 8:59:36

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 12:00:24

Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares.

03/08/19 14:37:23

Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs.

29/04/19 20:03:08

🎵 Here we come
Drivin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet ...

22/04/19 20:03:54

Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go.

14/04/19 12:01:54

That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *

Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit.

07/04/19 20:19:52

.. of cattle prods

05/04/19 12:02:50

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

Global warming

17/02/19 20:00:14

Naked lunch

17/02/19 12:09:15

"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?"

13/02/19 12:34:43

Not to scale

11/02/19 15:47:29

clever

"Do you like my new slip-ons?"

27/01/19 8:00:32

I can't come up with a knee-caption.

10/01/19 8:09:51

Mule-Ann Rouge

08/01/19 20:38:17

She was murdered in cold mud.

06/01/19 12:05:50

Tails of the Unexpected

30/12/18 20:21:29

He smokes five-a-day.

06/12/18 12:03:21

Pride comes before a ball

30/11/18 12:22:31

As the crow fries

20/11/18 20:00:26

The furry at the bottom of my garden

08/11/18 8:13:29

Never travel with a flatulent bulldog.

05/11/18 20:00:24

Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison

So that's what scared the bears!

02/11/18 12:00:14

It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this!

28/10/18 20:00:26

The last known photo of Chicken Little.

22/10/18 13:58:19

07/10/18 21:05:10

18/09/18 12:46:36

18/09/18 12:06:56

11/09/18 12:01:24

27/08/18 12:02:08

Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow!

13/08/18 10:42:47

Toad in the stole

12/08/18 14:38:04

The real reason Rainbow was axed.

11/08/18 20:39:21

They bungled it? --Pussy Galore

"Dad, can you remember to bring in the Colgate and a toothbrush at visiting time? I'm dying here!"

Wed 8:10:32

Mancunian spiders prepare for further torrential downpours.

02/08/19 20:19:57

I asked if I could stroke her puppies and she slapped me across the face!

29/04/19 20:21:39

"I bought it from the Anne Winters catalogue."

26/04/19 20:12:47

And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' the tragic tale of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

08/04/19 20:41:17

"We haven't been burgled once since we got Spike."

06/04/19 12:26:42

Comb raider

26/03/19 12:00:48

Before he put on weight he was known as Indiana Bones.

08/03/19 11:22:01

Yours was a better caption in my mind...your welcome --Trace Sarge

To pee or not to pee, that is the question.

05/03/19 19:45:15

"Well this is awkward. When's she going to sing I Dreamed a Dream?"

01/03/19 12:42:50

"You could've at least shaved your legs babe!"

09/02/19 20:02:09

Some parts of Mr Jagger were hard to swallow.

29/01/19 20:00:32

Rear entrance only

28/01/19 20:00:24

Faster than the speed of hound

13/01/19 20:57:17

clever

The fashion for ripped jeans was just a slash in the pants.

09/01/19 8:02:31

Gyno Rod

05/01/19 20:13:55

Local theatre donates costumes to the homeless.

04/01/19 20:00:25

Dave was Googling: How to flirt with the checkout girl without really trying.

06/12/18 11:52:01

Guardian angel

01/12/18 20:01:54

You can have so much fun with a bag of ring doughnuts and a long-necked tortoise.

23/11/18 22:31:18

Selfie portrait

14/11/18 12:01:09

Let's get this shoe on the road!

09/11/18 12:00:50

Bareback mountain

04/11/18 8:13:20

Spaced hoppers

01/11/18 20:00:17

🎵 Something in the way she mews ...

21/10/18 12:14:10

He picked the right nose.

10/10/18 20:01:25

Neville Longbottom

03/10/18 12:00:45

Great imagination. You've changed the way I look at this picture now lol. --Funny Bean

clever

"Here's Johnny!"

22/08/18 14:43:27

Peeping Tom

20/08/18 12:21:29

"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?"

05/08/18 12:14:17

🎵 Bloke on the Water ...

Tue 12:04:48

Max had always been a pussy when it came to chasing mice.

03/05/19 12:35:33

Dan de Lion's a VIP you know, a very important plant.

02/05/19 20:34:15

"When I were a pup ..."

29/04/19 9:21:21

Steer clear of Mariana's Trench

21/04/19 20:03:15

"Can you put your card in the slot please."

01/04/19 20:03:18

"I believe they call it Fun Size."

30/03/19 10:59:35

Yule dog

09/03/19 20:21:50

Why do car boot sales have to start at the crack of dawn?

09/03/19 12:15:13

The good news is it broke his fall, the bad news is his hands are stuck fast.

07/03/19 12:50:13

Planetsquarium

23/02/19 8:28:43

I can't take this spheriously!

23/02/19 8:20:10

The Earth and Neptune - Not to scale.

21/02/19 8:18:02

Shrek had always been a bit of a leg man.

18/02/19 20:00:32

"Here's looking at roo kid!"

18/02/19 8:26:09

Take one three times a day with plenty of water ...

14/02/19 9:58:32

Bear-faced chic

24/01/19 12:07:27

It'll be all white on the night.

19/01/19 20:00:34

18/01/19 13:03:44

14/01/19 20:02:17

14/01/19 12:38:00

10/01/19 8:00:34

08/01/19 20:01:30

Eats shoes and leaves.

31/12/18 20:00:18

Muddy two-shoes

27/12/18 8:00:32

🎵 Furry Tail of Mew York

24/12/18 9:43:30

Monster munch

19/12/18 8:00:17

She's given Leonardo the elbow and models for Armani now.

08/12/18 20:02:07

Lab top

03/12/18 12:00:50

🎵 Meat me on the Corner

30/11/18 20:03:55

Wear Carnation in your hair. --Scrappy Doo

The Incredible Sulk

28/11/18 8:00:50

Victor Meldrew sticks his neck out again.

23/11/18 20:00:35

You'll certainly hear a pin drop in there!

22/11/18 20:05:11

A drop in the ocean

22/11/18 12:27:26

Grasshopper

05/11/18 10:27:02

High and mighty

18/10/18 12:29:27

Princess Anne and the Duchess of Cornwall meet up for lunch.

15/10/18 9:19:31

Man crush

03/10/18 20:00:18

clever

At least the Mac's waterproof!

29/09/18 20:05:00

KEEP OFF THE GRASS!

24/09/18 12:09:28

Looks like the Borrowers are trying their hand at candle-making.

23/09/18 13:45:46

Suicide bombers come in all colours.

09/09/18 20:03:12

House swine

01/09/18 8:32:15

"I'm just not sure Mary. I don't think Vivienne Westwood and Shoe Zone quite go."

29/08/18 10:17:24

creative

Not quite what Graham and Linda were expecting when they volunteered to try out the Rampant Rabbit.

28/08/18 8:59:37

Linda was having hard-boiled egg sandwiches for lunch again.

12/08/18 10:21:53

Tom Daley's sleepwalking habit was getting out of hand.

30/07/18 11:44:52

Jekyll and bride

26/07/18 17:21:01

Matthew Kelly denies having testosterone therapy.

07/08/19 12:20:55

craption.me

11/05/19 20:08:03

Tails of the Unexpected

05/05/19 9:43:37

Brainstorm in a D-Cup

03/05/19 20:42:15

Looks like someone forgot to dispose of the leftover Communion wine.

01/05/19 12:36:39

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Thank you Charles!

(caption author)

18/04/19
4:50pm

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Nip one purl one [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:27:40

(caption author)

06/05/19
12:31pm

comment on caption:
The Hay diet was boring but Judith tried her best to look enthusiastic. [Karyn Harrison]

Is she on the parallel line?

Dave Bryan

08/05/19
8:27am

comment on caption:
Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone. [Karyn Harrison]

"Oh, why did you have to Di?"

[anon]

04/08/19
2:04am

comment on caption:
Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares. [Karyn Harrison]

Two turds would definitely put me off.

[anon]

09/08/19
1:05pm

comment on caption:
Two turds off in the sale. [Karyn Harrison]

Or maybe "... from far far away..."

[anon]

10/08/19
8:06pm

comment on caption:
Folks come from far and wide to cross Abbey Road. [Karyn Harrison]

From 'Across the Universe'.

(caption author)

10/08/19
8:07pm

comment on caption:
Folks come from far and wide to cross Abbey Road. [Karyn Harrison]

But that's, a B road.

[anon]

10/08/19
9:19pm

comment on caption:
Folks come from far and wide to cross Abbey Road. [Karyn Harrison]

Very clever

Poxy Jock

Thursday
12:16pm

comment on caption:
And still Miss Havisham waits. [Karyn Harrison]

Thank you Poxy!

(caption author)

Thursday
12:41pm

comment on caption:
And still Miss Havisham waits. [Karyn Harrison]

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