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Karyn Harrison

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Been at a bit of a loose end since my daughter left home and find I'm spending most of my free time on the internet. I've always loved the captions they come up with on 'Have I Got News For You' and thought I'd have a go myself. I only recently signed up to caption.me and I'm already addicted. It gives me something to focus my mind on rather than ruminating on things.

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creative

clever x2

"Looks like its just you and me now Ringo!"

23/02/20 20:45:45

Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa

clever

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

lol

If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on.

Wed 12:30:14

It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson

lol

Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital!

26/08/19 20:01:47

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

lol

Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless.

15/04/20 13:23:47

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

clever

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 12:02:38

Sex on the beech

15/09/20 20:11:59

"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?"

23/02/20 12:13:48

clever

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 12:25:54

The homeless are multiplying.

27/10/18 8:21:31

"Don't stand so close to me!"

14/08/18 20:05:16

lol

"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried."

23/06/20 10:37:53

He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson

🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes

20/09/19 20:00:44

Big Macabre meal

27/08/18 9:19:01

It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.

07/09/19 8:46:46

clever x2

Invalid parking

01/09/18 20:38:30

Robber duck

31/08/18 8:52:03

Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.

18/08/19 20:31:28

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 20:02:20

creative

clever

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 20:19:52

Not the best place to drink someone under the table.

23/01/19 20:01:31

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

clever

Balancing the books

02/11/18 20:00:12

Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin.

21/10/18 9:00:42

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 9:29:38

25/01/20 12:37:38

05/01/20 20:24:27

04/11/19 20:23:18

07/09/19 20:00:16

Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play.

18/08/19 12:03:45

There she blows

21/04/19 20:00:45

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 10:29:08

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54

The Plight of the Bumblebee.

28/04/20 20:42:10

Double grazing

07/04/20 20:06:14

"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!"

05/01/20 13:56:32

Brilliant! --Lynne A

A cock-and-wool story

04/01/20 20:00:08

Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.

03/12/19 20:57:56

clever

Dead and buried

04/10/19 12:11:54

They say he died of exhaustion.

12/09/19 20:00:17

He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo

The window to your sole

01/09/19 12:00:47

clever

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 12:02:40

Well played... --Charles Gilbert

Baby magnet

17/04/19 12:00:29

"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!"

11/01/19 20:00:50

English country dentalman

17/09/18 20:07:04

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 20:01:07

"Let meowt!"

20/08/20 20:06:21

♫ It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to

08/08/20 20:00:09

The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner.

02/08/20 20:47:47

"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour."

18/07/20 20:33:57

The sermon isn't going to give itself. --Scrijjy Doo

"Hey, stop cutting corners!"

18/07/20 12:52:09

Laughter isn't always the best medicine.

07/11/19 10:31:43

We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of.

12/09/19 12:01:45

The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar.

22/08/19 8:55:03

clever

Snails of the Unexpected

30/03/19 20:20:18

You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off!

05/02/19 20:40:31

clever

"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!"

13/01/19 8:54:12

The scowl and the pussycat

30/12/18 20:00:18

Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle.

12/12/18 20:01:43

Breeze blocks

29/11/18 8:12:20

You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw!

04/11/18 12:00:21

"Put a sock in it!"

03/09/18 8:23:35

She's a keeper.

06/07/20 20:18:20

Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes.

11/03/20 20:02:22

Someone had too much Tubby Tustard. --Willie Johnson

lol

'That catnip packs a punch!'

10/03/20 12:13:58

Porcupineapple

11/12/19 12:00:17

Enema fire

12/11/19 8:28:41

007 seems to lay a lot more than the others.

20/08/19 8:41:02

That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner

06/08/19 23:17:04

14/04/19 20:04:47

28/12/18 12:32:59

17/12/18 20:00:18

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 12:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 20:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 12:16:24

"And then the man sticks his tongue in the lady's mouth and that's how babies are made."

08/07/20 20:37:21

Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain.

27/06/20 16:48:28

'Not a square meal, but it'll have to do.'

31/05/20 12:32:38

clever

"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?"

09/03/20 20:00:10

Good link with the panic buying. --Dave Bryan

19/01/20 20:06:10

01/01/20 12:17:06

15/12/19 12:38:58

01/11/19 12:00:09

Captioneers furious over theft of caption box.

25/08/19 12:24:03

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh

02/01/19 12:00:19

19/12/18 12:00:18

17/10/18 12:00:18

08/10/18 20:00:24

20/09/18 12:00:24

"Get a move on Zippy, we're on in ten minutes!"

11/09/20 20:17:43

Marmalade sandwich

07/07/20 12:00:13

"Happy Mother's Day. I know it's late, but I wasn't around on March 22nd."

22/04/20 12:10:15

Pickled Pink

15/04/20 12:24:01

"Faster, faster Bambi. Don't look back. Keep running. Keep running!"
BANG!!!

15/03/20 20:35:20

Ribbed for your pleasure.

05/03/20 12:04:28

clever

The Prince and the Gawper.

26/02/20 8:30:36

"Season's Grootings to you!"

29/12/19 12:15:35

Rumour has it the prince enjoyed an Americano.

05/12/19 13:00:45

There are times when a man needs to freshen up his helmet.

01/12/19 20:18:41

"I'm thinking of taking him to see the vet. He seems a bit off colour."

09/11/19 8:48:27

"I'm really diggin' your car man!"

29/10/19 8:54:07

What a Fanta-stic dress!

19/10/19 20:54:28

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 20:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 9:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 8:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 9:40:16

"I'm not sure which is worse, going in the washing machine or being shagged by the labrador."

07/06/20 12:54:36

Touching the void

12/05/20 12:29:06

Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga?

17/03/20 12:10:58

Onesie for the road.

10/02/20 20:00:13

She's lovin' it!

02/02/20 20:00:11

She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress!

20/12/19 20:21:10

"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!"

17/11/19 20:54:29

clever --Dev B

And still Miss Havisham waits.

15/08/19 9:23:33

Very clever --Poxy Jock

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 12:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 12:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47

Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess.

29/10/18 8:02:10

Goes well with the Green Belt

20/09/18 20:00:49

"Fancy a game of snooker tonight Dave?"

"Sorry Phil, I can't. The wife wants me to paint the ceiling."

Thu 20:19:32

'Yay, it's another cat!'

'Not another bloody cat!'

01/10/20 12:12:10

'Now where's that bloody cat?'

08/08/20 12:47:47

"At least she didn't put us in the tumble dryer. Did you know she actually ironed Ernie and Bert? They're straight now!"

07/06/20 12:27:46

Soap opera

30/05/20 12:03:18

"We've called him Michael Jackson."

16/05/20 20:14:46

"No, we don't want a f*cking Smart Meter!"

24/04/20 20:25:12

Seize the daisy!

22/04/20 12:33:08

Carpe Peeum --Scrijjy Doo

"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..."

21/04/20 12:29:03

Meryl Streep's latest movie was a bit of a turkey.

02/04/20 20:11:28

"It's all I could get!"

29/03/20 20:40:26

And it's only Day 2.

25/03/20 8:50:02

"Looks like they're out of loo rolls Mum, but never mind, if the worst comes to the worst we can use my collection of 'Men in Belted Sweaters' magazines."

15/03/20 16:46:49

Claw enforcement

12/01/20 20:10:03

"I'll f*cking kill that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!"

16/11/19 20:52:45

"Open wide for me. Yes, just as I suspected. You've got gingervitis."

06/11/19 20:08:21

Money laundering

29/10/19 12:02:15

"What a great costume!"
"Thanks, it's handmaid."

25/10/19 12:27:57

That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top.

28/09/19 12:38:38

Soft, strong and very very ... itchy.

15/09/19 20:34:26

Preaching to the inverted

02/09/19 12:36:47

He obviously has a very high paint threshold.

31/08/19 12:52:03

lol

Extreme sleepwalking

16/02/19 21:34:12

"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!"

14/02/19 8:50:56

"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?"

13/01/19 8:30:26

Spag Moll

03/01/19 12:01:11

Couldn't resist! --Molly R

"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!"

18/12/18 20:03:58

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

She's in Louvre with herself.

08/12/18 20:45:51

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

Whichever way they went they were in a stew.

22/11/18 10:08:37

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

Glamour puss

29/10/18 8:00:15

And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang 'Stayin' Alive'. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna!

24/10/18 8:09:25

Hound barrier

05/09/18 10:39:54

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 8:46:02

Rover the rainbow

19/08/18 8:04:59

There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag.

29/07/18 8:59:36

Tesco, High Barnet

Thu 20:12:44

"Don't stand so close to me!"

29/08/20 20:46:46

'Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts.'

27/07/20 12:03:18

Kate's always had a taste for tall vegetarians.

06/07/20 20:44:43

🎵 You're bootiful ...

08/06/20 20:17:27

It was the only way to avoid standing on a used condom.

23/05/20 12:55:55

𝐁𝐮𝐦 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 The buttocks.

23/04/20 20:00:09

Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character.

08/02/20 8:47:01

I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock

"I'M A POSSUM!!!"

05/02/20 12:37:28

A vote for your knowledge from an idiot who thought it was a badger. --Dave Bryan

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

19/01/20 8:53:37

Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson

The Flocky Horror Show

10/12/19 20:00:11

"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa."

19/11/19 8:58:39

Bring back the cats!

08/11/19 14:30:52

Ho Ho Ho

03/11/19 8:01:04

Jumping beans

22/10/19 20:00:10

Sorry, can't Cu today.

27/09/19 12:00:47

Our other dog's a bagel.

22/09/19 8:36:23

"Roll over!"

22/09/19 8:14:05

🎵 You can leave your hats on ...

26/08/19 12:00:57

Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 12:00:24

Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares.

03/08/19 14:37:23

Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs.

29/04/19 20:03:08

🎵 Here we come
Drivin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet ...

22/04/19 20:03:54

Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go.

14/04/19 12:01:54

That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *

Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit.

07/04/19 20:19:52

.. of cattle prods

05/04/19 12:02:50

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

Global warming

17/02/19 20:00:14

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John Glover

18/07/20
1:04am

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... YOU'LL GET PILES. [Karyn Harrison]

The sermon isn't going to give itself.

Scrijjy Doo

21/07/20
2:26pm

comment on caption:
"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." [Karyn Harrison]

Surely you mean P J Goby.

[anon]

23/08/20
12:07pm

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P J Proby was lying. There isn't a plaice for us. [Karyn Harrison]

I have a penchent for big lasses

Mr Dome

06/09/20
9:24pm

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Lads and glasses [Karyn Harrison]

Which personality said that?

Glyn Evans

23/09/20
9:21pm

comment on caption:
"I DO NOT HAVE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!" [Karyn Harrison]

I'll never forget that one either!

Molly R

24/09/20
6:34am

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"Marsupial Chris. Final answer." [Karyn Harrison]

"You're my midwife now"

Mark England

Tuesday
10:12am

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Baba Lazarou [Karyn Harrison]

It has a squeeze butt-on.

Willie Johnson

Wednesday
11:14pm

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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. [Karyn Harrison]

Lol. Love it

The Wolf

Friday
9:41pm

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"Can I have some Smarties Mum? Can I? Can I?"

"I'm BORED Mum. Can we go to the park?"

"Can I stay up late tonight to watch Family Guy Mum?"

"Mum, can we have a chippy tea later?"

[Karyn Harrison]

Thanks Wolf. Glad it made you laugh. :)

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Friday
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