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Karyn Harrison
signed up: 3 years ago
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Town/City: Preston
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£25  23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18 |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
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Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 8:15:04 |
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I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case. --Glyn Evans
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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 20:01:47 |
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26/08/18 20:00:24 |
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06/12/18 20:00:46 |
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21/10/18 12:00:14 |
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Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 13:23:47 |
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03/10/18 8:00:30 |
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09/08/19 12:02:38 |
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15/09/20 20:11:59 |
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"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48 |
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When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 12:25:54 |
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27/10/18 8:21:31 |
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14/08/18 20:05:16 |
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"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 10:37:53 |
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He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 20:00:44 |
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27/08/18 9:19:01 |
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12/03/21 12:30:28 |
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That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron. --Troompa Loompa
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It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 8:46:46 |
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01/09/18 20:38:30 |
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31/08/18 8:52:03 |
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"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 8:43:15 |
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19/04/21 20:05:09 |
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13/04/21 12:23:22 |
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Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 20:31:28 |
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13/08/19 20:02:20 |
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Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 20:19:52 |
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Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31 |
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He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02 |
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02/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 9:00:42 |
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It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 9:29:38 |
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20/07/21 12:20:15 |
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25/01/20 12:37:38 |
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05/01/20 20:24:27 |
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04/11/19 20:23:18 |
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07/09/19 20:00:16 |
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Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 12:03:45 |
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21/04/19 20:00:45 |
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I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 10:29:08 |
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15/03/19 12:00:23 |
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21/11/18 20:00:18 |
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01/11/18 20:00:54 |
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21/06/21 12:33:57 |
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17/05/21 21:10:03 |
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Nods where appropriate ;) --Al Overy
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28/04/20 20:42:10 |
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07/04/20 20:06:14 |
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"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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04/01/20 20:00:08 |
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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56 |
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04/10/19 12:11:54 |
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They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 20:00:17 |
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He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/09/19 12:00:47 |
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17/04/19 12:02:40 |
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Well played... --Charles Gilbert
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17/04/19 12:00:29 |
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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 20:07:04 |
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08/09/18 20:01:07 |
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02/05/21 15:51:28 |
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20/08/20 20:06:21 |
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🎵 It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 20:00:09 |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 20:47:47 |
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"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 20:33:57 |
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The sermon isn't going to give itself. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/07/20 12:52:09 |
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Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43 |
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We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 12:01:45 |
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22/08/19 8:55:03 |
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30/03/19 20:20:18 |
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You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31 |
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"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12 |
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30/12/18 20:00:18 |
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Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43 |
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29/11/18 8:12:20 |
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You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21 |
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03/09/18 8:23:35 |
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"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away." 26/04/21 12:10:39 |
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18/12/20 12:30:19 |
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Just checking my French and the first hit on Google for "eau" was the European Association of Urology, which I thought was kind of funny. --James Lennox
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06/07/20 20:18:20 |
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Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. 11/03/20 20:02:22 |
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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard. --Willie Johnson
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10/03/20 12:13:58 |
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11/12/19 12:00:17 |
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12/11/19 8:28:41 |
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007 seems to lay a lot more than the others. 20/08/19 8:41:02 |
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That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner
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06/08/19 23:17:04 |
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28/12/18 12:32:59 |
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🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree. 04/12/18 20:01:30 |
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25/09/18 12:00:26 |
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22/08/18 20:01:20 |
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18/08/18 12:00:47 |
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🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵 11/08/18 12:16:24 |
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11/05/21 8:10:13 |
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01/04/21 12:04:07 |
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"And then the man sticks his tongue in the lady's mouth and that's how babies are made." 08/07/20 20:37:21 |
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Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain. 27/06/20 16:48:28 |
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'Not a square meal, but it'll have to do.' 31/05/20 12:32:38 |
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"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?" 09/03/20 20:00:10 |
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Good link with the panic buying. --Dave Bryan
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Must belong to Marianne Faithful.
10:46pm
comment on caption:
"I asked for a Mars Bar, not a Yorkie!" [Karyn Harrison]
It was Marianne who inspired the caption.
1:14pm
comment on caption:
"I asked for a Mars Bar, not a Yorkie!" [Karyn Harrison]
That's Dave in the back.
11:25am
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Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. [Karyn Harrison]
I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case.
8:01am
comment on caption:
Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. [Karyn Harrison]
Nod to Victoria Wood.
12:31pm
comment on caption:
"My God, if her bum were a bungalow she'd never get a mortgage on it!" [Karyn Harrison]
Nods where appropriate ;)
9:23pm
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Apparently she was run off the road by an under-age driver in a distinctive red and yellow car, described by one eyewitness as wearing a blue hat with a bell on it. [Karyn Harrison]
I'm giving you a vote for 'zits'. You just don't hear that word these days and it made me chuckle.
9:36pm
comment on caption:
"Make fun of my zits again and I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!" [Karyn Harrison]
Thanks Al. Glad I made you laugh. :)
10:14pm
comment on caption:
"Make fun of my zits again and I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!" [Karyn Harrison]
We all said Zits at school because we were all Jasper Carrot fans.
8:49pm
comment on caption:
"Make fun of my zits again and I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!" [Karyn Harrison]
Nod to 8:05:19
8:44am
comment on caption:
"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" [Karyn Harrison]