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Karyn Harrison

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Been at a bit of a loose end since my daughter left home and find I'm spending most of my free time on the internet. I've always loved the captions they come up with on 'Have I Got News For You' and thought I'd have a go myself. I only recently signed up to caption.me and I'm already addicted. It gives me something to focus my mind on rather than ruminating on things.

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creative

clever x2

"Looks like its just you and me now Ringo!"

23/02/20 20:45:45

Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa

clever

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

lol

Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital!

26/08/19 20:01:47

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

clever

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 12:02:38

"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?"

23/02/20 12:13:48

clever

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 12:25:54

The homeless are multiplying.

27/10/18 8:21:31

"Don't stand so close to me!"

14/08/18 20:05:16

🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes

20/09/19 20:00:44

Big Macabre meal

27/08/18 9:19:01

It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.

07/09/19 8:46:46

clever x2

Invalid parking

01/09/18 20:38:30

Robber duck

31/08/18 8:52:03

Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.

18/08/19 20:31:28

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 20:02:20

creative

clever

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 20:19:52

Not the best place to drink someone under the table.

23/01/19 20:01:31

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

clever

Balancing the books

02/11/18 20:00:12

Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin.

21/10/18 9:00:42

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 9:29:38

25/01/20 12:37:38

05/01/20 20:24:27

04/11/19 20:23:18

07/09/19 20:00:16

Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play.

18/08/19 12:03:45

There she blows

21/04/19 20:00:45

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 10:29:08

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54

"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!"

05/01/20 13:56:32

Brilliant! --Lynne A

A cock-and-wool story

04/01/20 20:00:08

Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.

03/12/19 20:57:56

clever

Dead and buried

04/10/19 12:11:54

They say he died of exhaustion.

12/09/19 20:00:17

He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo

The window to your sole

01/09/19 12:00:47

clever

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 12:02:40

Well played... --Charles Gilbert

Baby magnet

17/04/19 12:00:29

"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!"

11/01/19 20:00:50

English country dentalman

17/09/18 20:07:04

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 20:01:07

Laughter isn't always the best medicine.

07/11/19 10:31:43

We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of.

12/09/19 12:01:45

The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar.

22/08/19 8:55:03

clever

Snails of the Unexpected

30/03/19 20:20:18

You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off!

05/02/19 20:40:31

clever

"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!"

13/01/19 8:54:12

The scowl and the pussycat

30/12/18 20:00:18

Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle.

12/12/18 20:01:43

Breeze blocks

29/11/18 8:12:20

You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw!

04/11/18 12:00:21

"Put a sock in it!"

03/09/18 8:23:35

Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes.

11/03/20 20:02:22

Someone had too much Tubby Tustard. --Willie Johnson

lol

'That catnip packs a punch!'

10/03/20 12:13:58

Porcupineapple

11/12/19 12:00:17

Enema fire

12/11/19 8:28:41

007 seems to lay a lot more than the others.

20/08/19 8:41:02

That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner

06/08/19 23:17:04

14/04/19 20:04:47

28/12/18 12:32:59

17/12/18 20:00:18

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 12:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 20:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 12:16:24

clever

"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?"

09/03/20 20:00:10

Good link with the panic buying. --Dave Bryan

19/01/20 20:06:10

01/01/20 12:17:06

15/12/19 12:38:58

01/11/19 12:00:09

Captioneers furious over theft of caption box.

25/08/19 12:24:03

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh

02/01/19 12:00:19

19/12/18 12:00:18

17/10/18 12:00:18

08/10/18 20:00:24

20/09/18 12:00:24

"Faster, faster Bambi. Don't look back. Keep running. Keep running!"
BANG!!!

15/03/20 20:35:20

Ribbed for your pleasure.

05/03/20 12:04:28

clever

The Prince and the Gawper.

26/02/20 8:30:36

"Season's Grootings to you!"

29/12/19 12:15:35

Rumour has it the prince enjoyed an Americano.

05/12/19 13:00:45

There are times when a man needs to freshen up his helmet.

01/12/19 20:18:41

"I'm thinking of taking him to see the vet. He seems a bit off colour."

09/11/19 8:48:27

"I'm really diggin' your car man!"

29/10/19 8:54:07

What a Fanta-stic dress!

19/10/19 20:54:28

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 20:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 9:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 8:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 9:40:16

Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga?

17/03/20 12:10:58

Onesie for the road.

10/02/20 20:00:13

She's lovin' it!

02/02/20 20:00:11

She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress!

20/12/19 20:21:10

"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!"

17/11/19 20:54:29

clever --Dev B

And still Miss Havisham waits.

15/08/19 9:23:33

Very clever --Poxy Jock

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 12:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 12:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47

Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess.

29/10/18 8:02:10

Goes well with the Green Belt

20/09/18 20:00:49

Meryl Streep's latest movie was a bit of a turkey.

Thu 20:11:28

"It's all I could get!"

29/03/20 20:40:26

And it's only Day 2.

25/03/20 8:50:02

"Looks like they're out of loo rolls Mum, but never mind, if the worst comes to the worst we can use my collection of 'Men in Belted Sweaters' magazines."

15/03/20 16:46:49

Claw enforcement

12/01/20 20:10:03

"I'll f*cking kill that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!"

16/11/19 20:52:45

"Open wide for me. Yes, just as I suspected. You've got gingervitis."

06/11/19 20:08:21

Money laundering

29/10/19 12:02:15

"What a great costume!"
"Thanks, it's handmaid."

25/10/19 12:27:57

That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top.

28/09/19 12:38:38

Soft, strong and very very ... itchy.

15/09/19 20:34:26

Preaching to the inverted

02/09/19 12:36:47

He obviously has a very high paint threshold.

31/08/19 12:52:03

lol

Extreme sleepwalking

16/02/19 21:34:12

"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!"

14/02/19 8:50:56

"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?"

13/01/19 8:30:26

Spag Moll

03/01/19 12:01:11

Couldn't resist! --Molly R

"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!"

18/12/18 20:03:58

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

She's in Louvre with herself.

08/12/18 20:45:51

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

Whichever way they went they were in a stew.

22/11/18 10:08:37

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

Glamour puss

29/10/18 8:00:15

And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang 'Stayin' Alive'. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna!

24/10/18 8:09:25

Hound barrier

05/09/18 10:39:54

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 8:46:02

Rover the rainbow

19/08/18 8:04:59

There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag.

29/07/18 8:59:36

Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character.

08/02/20 8:47:01

I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock

"I'M A POSSUM!!!"

05/02/20 12:37:28

A vote for your knowledge from an idiot who thought it was a badger. --Dave Bryan

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

19/01/20 8:53:37

Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson

The Flocky Horror Show

10/12/19 20:00:11

"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa."

19/11/19 8:58:39

Bring back the cats!

08/11/19 14:30:52

Ho Ho Ho

03/11/19 8:01:04

Jumping beans

22/10/19 20:00:10

Sorry, can't Cu today.

27/09/19 12:00:47

Our other dog's a bagel.

22/09/19 8:36:23

"Roll over!"

22/09/19 8:14:05

🎵 You can leave your hats on ...

26/08/19 12:00:57

Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 12:00:24

Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares.

03/08/19 14:37:23

Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs.

29/04/19 20:03:08

🎵 Here we come
Drivin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet ...

22/04/19 20:03:54

Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go.

14/04/19 12:01:54

That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *

Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit.

07/04/19 20:19:52

.. of cattle prods

05/04/19 12:02:50

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

Global warming

17/02/19 20:00:14

Naked lunch

17/02/19 12:09:15

"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?"

13/02/19 12:34:43

Not to scale

11/02/19 15:47:29

clever

"Do you like my new slip-ons?"

27/01/19 8:00:32

I can't come up with a knee-caption.

10/01/19 8:09:51

Mule-Ann Rouge

08/01/19 20:38:17

She was murdered in cold mud.

06/01/19 12:05:50

Tails of the Unexpected

30/12/18 20:21:29

He smokes five-a-day.

06/12/18 12:03:21

Pride comes before a ball

30/11/18 12:22:31

As the crow fries

20/11/18 20:00:26

The furry at the bottom of my garden

08/11/18 8:13:29

Never travel with a flatulent bulldog.

05/11/18 20:00:24

Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison

So that's what scared the bears!

02/11/18 12:00:14

It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this!

28/10/18 20:00:26

The last known photo of Chicken Little.

22/10/18 13:58:19

07/10/18 21:05:10

18/09/18 12:46:36

18/09/18 12:06:56

11/09/18 12:01:24

27/08/18 12:02:08

Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow!

13/08/18 10:42:47

Toad in the stole

12/08/18 14:38:04

The real reason Rainbow was axed.

11/08/18 20:39:21

They bungled it? --Pussy Galore

"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora."

Wed 20:28:25

lol

Stephen Bean's secret revealed at last.

31/03/20 12:08:53

Ever get the feeling someone isn't very fondant of you?

20/03/20 20:05:41

Treenage acne is a birch.

27/02/20 20:45:51

Or a beech. --Willie Johnson

Comfort and Joy

15/02/20 12:00:17

🎵 Smoke on the Water

18/01/20 12:07:49

🎵 Get your wigs on Route 66

06/12/19 20:06:11

🎵 Santa Claus is coming to town ...

01/12/19 12:40:07

"Whose bright idea was it to sit Santa in front of the girly magazines?"

01/12/19 12:35:38

There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge.

14/11/19 20:08:10

...of a Cliff? --Mr Dome

"I don't know about you love, but I think I'd rather have fish and chips tonight."

08/11/19 20:30:15

Love on the rocks

30/10/19 8:01:06

Tenner lady

29/10/19 12:07:59

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Great caption, Karyn!

:^)

Crunchy Chords

02/03/20
7:39pm

comment on caption:
"Looks like it's just you
and me now Ringo!"

[Karyn Harrison]

Haha - Thought I'd got away with that Willie! Thank you folks for all the lovely comments! :)

Karyn Harrison

02/03/20
10:49pm

comment on caption:
"Looks like it's just you
and me now Ringo!"

[Karyn Harrison]

Nothing wrong with a bit of captioneers license.

Troompa Loompa

02/03/20
11:06pm

comment on caption:
"Looks like it's just you
and me now Ringo!"

[Karyn Harrison]

Good link with the panic buying.

Dave Bryan

10/03/20
4:58pm

comment on caption:
"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?" [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks Dave.

(caption author)

10/03/20
5:48pm

comment on caption:
"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?" [Karyn Harrison]

Someone had too much Tubby Tustard.

Willie Johnson

11/03/20
11:24pm

comment on caption:
Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. [Karyn Harrison]

There is an upper body in this picture?

Scrijjy Doo

18/03/20
11:51pm

comment on caption:
Dark roots are so tacky! [Karyn Harrison]

This is unfair. He was acquitted.

[anon]

31/03/20
12:10pm

comment on caption:
Stephen Bean's secret revealed at last. [Karyn Harrison]

This was partly inspired by an old lady I saw on Channel 4 News who had been forced to make a dandelion pie because her emergency food parcel had not been delivered.

(caption author)

Wednesday
10:35pm

comment on caption:
"No peas left in Sainsbury's love, so we're having pansies instead." [Karyn Harrison]

[anon]

Saturday
8:52am

comment on caption:
Do YOU love anyone enough to give them your last roll? [Karyn Harrison]

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