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Karyn Harrison
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18 |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 11:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 7:15:04 |
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I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case.
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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 19:01:47 |
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26/08/18 19:00:24 |
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06/12/18 20:00:46 |
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21/10/18 11:00:14 |
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Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 12:23:47 |
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03/10/18 7:00:30 |
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"How's your nan?" 20/08/21 7:51:51 |
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09/08/19 11:02:38 |
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12/10/21 7:25:34 |
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15/09/20 19:11:59 |
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"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48 |
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When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 11:25:54 |
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27/10/18 7:21:31 |
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14/08/18 19:05:16 |
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"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 9:37:53 |
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He did clog the lint screen though.
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🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 19:00:44 |
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27/08/18 8:19:01 |
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12/03/21 12:30:28 |
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That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron.
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It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 7:46:46 |
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01/09/18 19:38:30 |
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31/08/18 7:52:03 |
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"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 7:43:15 |
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19/04/21 19:05:09 |
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13/04/21 11:23:22 |
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Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 19:31:28 |
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13/08/19 19:02:20 |
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Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 19:19:52 |
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Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31 |
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He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02 |
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02/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 8:00:42 |
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It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 8:29:38 |
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20/07/21 11:20:15 |
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25/01/20 12:37:38 |
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05/01/20 20:24:27 |
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04/11/19 20:23:18 |
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07/09/19 19:00:16 |
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Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 11:03:45 |
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21/04/19 19:00:45 |
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I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 9:29:08 |
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15/03/19 12:00:23 |
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21/11/18 20:00:18 |
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01/11/18 20:00:54 |
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21/06/21 11:33:57 |
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17/05/21 20:10:03 |
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Nods where appropriate ;)
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28/04/20 19:42:10 |
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07/04/20 19:06:14 |
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"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32 |
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Brilliant!
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04/01/20 20:00:08 |
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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56 |
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04/10/19 11:11:54 |
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They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 19:00:17 |
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He should have taken a brake.
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01/09/19 11:00:47 |
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17/04/19 11:02:40 |
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Well played...
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17/04/19 11:00:29 |
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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 19:07:04 |
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08/09/18 19:01:07 |
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02/05/21 14:51:28 |
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20/08/20 19:06:21 |
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🎵 It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 19:00:09 |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 19:47:47 |
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"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 19:33:57 |
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The sermon isn't going to give itself.
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18/07/20 11:52:09 |
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Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43 |
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We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 11:01:45 |
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22/08/19 7:55:03 |
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30/03/19 20:20:18 |
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You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31 |
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"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12 |
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30/12/18 20:00:18 |
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Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43 |
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29/11/18 8:12:20 |
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You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21 |
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03/09/18 7:23:35 |
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25/09/21 11:04:45 |
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24/09/21 19:53:17 |
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Republicats
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24/08/21 19:19:59 |
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Creep Suzette
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"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away." 26/04/21 11:10:39 |
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18/12/20 12:30:19 |
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Just checking my French and the first hit on Google for "eau" was the European Association of Urology, which I thought was kind of funny.
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06/07/20 19:18:20 |
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Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. 11/03/20 20:02:22 |
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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard.
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10/03/20 12:13:58 |
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11/12/19 12:00:17 |
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12/11/19 8:28:41 |
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007 seems to lay a lot more than the others. 20/08/19 7:41:02 |
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That's because the world is not an oeuf.
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06/08/19 22:17:04 |
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14/04/19 19:04:47 |
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28/12/18 12:32:59 |
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17/12/18 20:00:18 |
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🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree. 04/12/18 20:01:30 |
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25/09/18 11:00:26 |
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22/08/18 19:01:20 |
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18/08/18 11:00:47 |
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🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵 11/08/18 11:16:24 |
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Chris Packham makes an exciting discovery after dropping some Hubba Bubba near an ant colony. 25/08/21 11:50:08 |
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more captions
How about Sea Monkees as in the group?
11:11pm
comment on caption:
Sea monkeys are quite fascinating when viewed under a microscope. [Karyn Harrison]
Go ahead, I do enjoy a good knock knock joke
12:00pm
comment on caption:
"So you call yourselves captioneers huh? Better watch what you say or I'll be knocking on your doors!" [Karyn Harrison]
OK, here you are:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Knox.
12:16pm
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"So you call yourselves captioneers huh? Better watch what you say or I'll be knocking on your doors!" [Karyn Harrison]
I'll pass this one along. You start it.
"Okay. Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
" "
5:26pm
comment on caption:
"So you call yourselves captioneers huh? Better watch what you say or I'll be knocking on your doors!" [Karyn Harrison]
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"The Door Tester. All's good, you door's still here"
8:12pm
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"So you call yourselves captioneers huh? Better watch what you say or I'll be knocking on your doors!" [Karyn Harrison]
Nod to 8:09:09
10:35am
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Handel's Water Music [Karyn Harrison]
Nod to 12:19:48 and 12.20:03
12:22pm
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Crack à Jack [Karyn Harrison]
I would hate to think what would happen if Julia, Mark and Kevin got it on and used rabbits. The RSPCA would be on to them asap.
10:57am
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Sometimes Julia and her couch potato husband invite the beefcake next door over for a threesome. [Karyn Harrison]
*Chomp* "It doesn't have a face any more."
5:41am
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"... but you said you would never eat anything with a face!" [Karyn Harrison]
Or more if you have a Flash Mob but surely a more fizzy drink themed dance would be the Can Can
8:22pm
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It takes two to Tango. [Karyn Harrison]