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Karyn Harrison
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18 |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 20:01:47 |
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06/12/18 20:00:46 |
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Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 13:23:47 |
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03/10/18 8:00:30 |
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09/08/19 12:02:38 |
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15/09/20 20:11:59 |
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"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48 |
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When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 12:25:54 |
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27/10/18 8:21:31 |
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"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 10:37:53 |
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He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 20:00:44 |
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27/08/18 9:19:01 |
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12/03/21 12:30:28 |
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That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron. --Troompa Loompa
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It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 8:46:46 |
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01/09/18 20:38:30 |
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31/08/18 8:52:03 |
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Tue 12:23:22 |
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Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 20:31:28 |
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13/08/19 20:02:20 |
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Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 20:19:52 |
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Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31 |
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He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02 |
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02/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 9:00:42 |
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It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 9:29:38 |
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25/01/20 12:37:38 |
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05/01/20 20:24:27 |
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04/11/19 20:23:18 |
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07/09/19 20:00:16 |
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Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 12:03:45 |
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21/04/19 20:00:45 |
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I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 10:29:08 |
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15/03/19 12:00:23 |
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28/04/20 20:42:10 |
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07/04/20 20:06:14 |
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"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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04/01/20 20:00:08 |
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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56 |
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04/10/19 12:11:54 |
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They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 20:00:17 |
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He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/09/19 12:00:47 |
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17/04/19 12:02:40 |
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Well played... --Charles Gilbert
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17/04/19 12:00:29 |
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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 20:07:04 |
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08/09/18 20:01:07 |
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♫ It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 20:00:09 |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 20:47:47 |
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"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 20:33:57 |
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The sermon isn't going to give itself. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/07/20 12:52:09 |
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Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43 |
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We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 12:01:45 |
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22/08/19 8:55:03 |
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30/03/19 20:20:18 |
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You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31 |
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"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12 |
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30/12/18 20:00:18 |
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Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43 |
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29/11/18 8:12:20 |
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You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21 |
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03/09/18 8:23:35 |
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18/12/20 12:30:19 |
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Just checking my French and the first hit on Google for "eau" was the European Association of Urology, which I thought was kind of funny. --James Lennox
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06/07/20 20:18:20 |
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Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. 11/03/20 20:02:22 |
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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard. --Willie Johnson
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10/03/20 12:13:58 |
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11/12/19 12:00:17 |
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12/11/19 8:28:41 |
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007 seems to lay a lot more than the others. 20/08/19 8:41:02 |
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That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner
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06/08/19 23:17:04 |
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28/12/18 12:32:59 |
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🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree. 04/12/18 20:01:30 |
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25/09/18 12:00:26 |
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🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵 11/08/18 12:16:24 |
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01/04/21 12:04:07 |
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"And then the man sticks his tongue in the lady's mouth and that's how babies are made." 08/07/20 20:37:21 |
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Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain. 27/06/20 16:48:28 |
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'Not a square meal, but it'll have to do.' 31/05/20 12:32:38 |
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"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?" 09/03/20 20:00:10 |
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Good link with the panic buying. --Dave Bryan
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19/01/20 20:06:10 |
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01/01/20 12:17:06 |
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15/12/19 12:38:58 |
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01/11/19 12:00:09 |
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Captioneers furious over theft of caption box. 25/08/19 12:24:03 |
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Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers. 19/02/19 12:07:13 |
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Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh
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"And the winner of the Princess Leia Lookalike contest is ..." 14/12/20 20:54:10 |
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"...Jeremy Fisher's sister Carrie." --Karyn Harrison
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SOME 1 crashed into it the following day. 19/11/20 20:12:06 |
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NO 1 was injured. --Dave Bryan
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"Get a move on Zippy, we're on in ten minutes!" 11/09/20 20:17:43 |
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07/07/20 12:00:13 |
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"Happy Mother's Day. I know it's late, but I wasn't around on March 22nd." 22/04/20 12:10:15 |
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15/04/20 12:24:01 |
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"Faster, faster Bambi. Don't look back. Keep running. Keep running!" 15/03/20 20:35:20 |
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26/02/20 8:30:36 |
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29/12/19 12:15:35 |
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Rumour has it the prince enjoyed an Americano. 05/12/19 13:00:45 |
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There are times when a man needs to freshen up his helmet. 01/12/19 20:18:41 |
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"I'm thinking of taking him to see the vet. He seems a bit off colour." 09/11/19 8:48:27 |
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"I'm really diggin' your car man!" 29/10/19 8:54:07 |
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19/10/19 20:54:28 |
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Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone. 08/05/19 8:24:57 |
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Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan
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09/01/19 8:36:57 |
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What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day
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06/01/19 20:11:55 |
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"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..." 06/11/18 8:06:21 |
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Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM. 25/07/18 9:40:16 |
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That's Jim on the left and Dave on the white. 30/11/20 12:08:07 |
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White makes right. --Willie Johnson
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"I'm not sure which is worse, going in the washing machine or being shagged by the labrador." 07/06/20 12:54:36 |
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12/05/20 12:29:06 |
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Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga? 17/03/20 12:10:58 |
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10/02/20 20:00:13 |
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02/02/20 20:00:11 |
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She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress! 20/12/19 20:21:10 |
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"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!" 17/11/19 20:54:29 |
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clever --Dev B
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And still Miss Havisham waits. 15/08/19 9:23:33 |
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Very clever --Poxy Jock
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Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard. 14/08/19 12:02:20 |
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"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you." 25/04/19 12:07:27 |
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14/12/18 12:45:45 |
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And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore
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01/12/18 9:56:27 |
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"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!" 01/12/18 9:01:47 |
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Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess. 29/10/18 8:02:10 |
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"Make it go away, PLEASE!" 30/10/20 20:19:39 |
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I'll second that. Hopefully it will all be done within a week of the voting. --Willie Johnson
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15/10/20 20:19:32 |
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'Yay, it's another cat!' 01/10/20 12:12:10 |
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'Now where's that bloody cat?' 08/08/20 12:47:47 |
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"We've called him Michael Jackson." 16/05/20 20:14:46 |
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"No, we don't want a f*cking Smart Meter!" 24/04/20 20:25:12 |
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22/04/20 12:33:08 |
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Carpe Peeum --Scrijjy Doo
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"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..." 21/04/20 12:29:03 |
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Meryl Streep's latest movie was a bit of a turkey. 02/04/20 20:11:28 |
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"I'll f*cking kill that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!" 16/11/19 20:52:45 |
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"Open wide for me. Yes, just as I suspected. You've got gingervitis." 06/11/19 20:08:21 |
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29/10/19 12:02:15 |
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"What a great costume!" 25/10/19 12:27:57 |
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That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top. 28/09/19 12:38:38 |
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Soft, strong and very very ... itchy. 15/09/19 20:34:26 |
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He obviously has a very high paint threshold. 31/08/19 12:52:03 |
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"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!" 14/02/19 8:50:56 |
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"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?" 13/01/19 8:30:26 |
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03/01/19 12:01:11 |
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Couldn't resist! --Molly R
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"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!" 16/12/18 9:57:06 |
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🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ... 30/11/18 20:06:30 |
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Whichever way they went they were in a stew. 22/11/18 10:08:37 |
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"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!" 15/11/18 12:00:35 |
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This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it! 02/09/18 8:46:02 |
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There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag. 29/07/18 8:59:36 |
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"Paint me like one of your French girls." 16/01/21 12:54:21 |
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"She's the image of you Linda!" 29/11/20 20:46:56 |
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The first Anons Anonymous meeting was a great success. 26/11/20 8:25:10 |
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'Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts.' 27/07/20 12:03:18 |
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Kate's always had a taste for tall vegetarians. 06/07/20 20:44:43 |
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It was the only way to avoid standing on a used condom. 23/05/20 12:55:55 |
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Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character. 08/02/20 8:47:01 |
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I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock
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05/02/20 12:37:28 |
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A vote for your knowledge from an idiot who thought it was a badger. --Dave Bryan
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 19/01/20 8:53:37 |
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Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson
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10/12/19 20:00:11 |
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"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa." 19/11/19 8:58:39 |
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Oh, THAT Davy and Peter. Hey hey, wouldn't have gotten the pun without that. Thanks Molly, and good caption caption author.
9:06pm
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"I know, it's a shock that Davy is married with a child, but I think Peter Tork is still single." [Karyn Harrison]
Go for the hat-trick.
8:14pm
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Eyeful Tower [Karyn Harrison]
It was worth a try LOL.
8:18pm
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Eyeful Tower [Karyn Harrison]
Some folks got quotas to burn.
9:20pm
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Eyeful Tower [Karyn Harrison]
Quota envy. There's a new one. Are you running short anon?
9:34pm
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Eyeful Tower [Karyn Harrison]
Nicknamed "Ravine?"
4:47pm
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"And the last girl to make the band is ... Sarah. Sorry Javine." [Karyn Harrison]
Sorry Karyn, I missed voting on this photo, but would have voted for this caption. I only vote for puns when they have 3 or more facets, which this does: The movie title, the photo description, and the Eiffel Tower scene in the movie. Well done, and apologies for missing it.
8:37am
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A View to a Thrill [Karyn Harrison]
That's a tough criteria to meet, 3 or more facets, and to pick out too it would seem, if they're getting missed.
12:24pm
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A View to a Thrill [Karyn Harrison]
Rather lax standards, gents. My vote requires at least 4 facets before I lift a finger.
1:27pm
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A View to a Thrill [Karyn Harrison]
True Troompa. Some great captions don't score so well because they have a clever nuance that not everyone picks up on.
Anyway, re puns, I don't think 3 facets is too tough. It can be a double play on the pic as with Karyn's, or a double play in the pun, Welsh Rarebit's "Shark ingested daughter" springs to mind, or the pun-description-joke trio, like Mark England's recent "Gladys pulled a Mussel" caption. It's that third element over the standard pun-description combo that makes them voteworthy, for me.
8:54pm
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A View to a Thrill [Karyn Harrison]