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Karyn Harrison

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Been at a bit of a loose end since my daughter left home and find I'm spending most of my free time on the internet. I've always loved the captions they come up with on 'Have I Got News For You' and thought I'd have a go myself. I only recently signed up to caption.me and I'm already addicted. It gives me something to focus my mind on rather than ruminating on things.

Location: Preston

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clever

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 19:48:18

lol

Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital!

26/08/19 19:01:47

Gnashtray

26/08/18 19:00:24

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

Drum kit

21/10/18 11:00:14

Poor feller

03/10/18 7:00:30

clever

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 11:02:38

clever

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 11:25:54

The homeless are multiplying.

27/10/18 7:21:31

"Don't stand so close to me!"

14/08/18 19:05:16

🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes

20/09/19 19:00:44

Big Macabre meal

27/08/18 8:19:01

It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.

07/09/19 7:46:46

clever x2

Invalid parking

01/09/18 19:38:30

Robber duck

31/08/18 7:52:03

Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.

18/08/19 19:31:28

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 19:02:20

creative

clever

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 19:19:52

Not the best place to drink someone under the table.

23/01/19 20:01:31

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

clever

Balancing the books

02/11/18 20:00:12

Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin.

21/10/18 8:00:42

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 8:29:38

05/01/20 20:24:27

04/11/19 20:23:18

07/09/19 19:00:16

Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play.

18/08/19 11:03:45

There she blows

21/04/19 19:00:45

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 9:29:08

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54

"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!"

05/01/20 13:56:32

Brilliant! --Lynne A

A cock-and-wool story

04/01/20 20:00:08

Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.

03/12/19 20:57:56

clever

Dead and buried

04/10/19 11:11:54

They say he died of exhaustion.

12/09/19 19:00:17

He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo

The window to your sole

01/09/19 11:00:47

clever

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 11:02:40

Well played... --Charles Gilbert

Baby magnet

17/04/19 11:00:29

"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!"

11/01/19 20:00:50

English country dentalman

17/09/18 19:07:04

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 19:01:07

Laughter isn't always the best medicine.

07/11/19 10:31:43

We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of.

12/09/19 11:01:45

The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar.

22/08/19 7:55:03

clever

Snails of the Unexpected

30/03/19 20:20:18

You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off!

05/02/19 20:40:31

clever

"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!"

13/01/19 8:54:12

The scowl and the pussycat

30/12/18 20:00:18

Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle.

12/12/18 20:01:43

Breeze blocks

29/11/18 8:12:20

You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw!

04/11/18 12:00:21

"Put a sock in it!"

03/09/18 7:23:35

Porcupineapple

11/12/19 12:00:17

Enema fire

12/11/19 8:28:41

007 seems to lay a lot more than the others.

20/08/19 7:41:02

That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner

06/08/19 22:17:04

14/04/19 19:04:47

28/12/18 12:32:59

17/12/18 20:00:18

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 11:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 19:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 11:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 11:16:24

Sun 20:06:10

01/01/20 12:17:06

15/12/19 12:38:58

01/11/19 12:00:09

Captioneers furious over theft of caption box.

25/08/19 11:24:03

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh

02/01/19 12:00:19

19/12/18 12:00:18

17/10/18 11:00:18

08/10/18 19:00:24

20/09/18 11:00:24

"Season's Grootings to you!"

29/12/19 12:15:35

Rumour has it the prince enjoyed an Americano.

05/12/19 13:00:45

There are times when a man needs to freshen up his helmet.

01/12/19 20:18:41

"I'm thinking of taking him to see the vet. He seems a bit off colour."

09/11/19 8:48:27

"I'm really diggin' your car man!"

29/10/19 8:54:07

What a Fanta-stic dress!

19/10/19 19:54:28

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 7:24:57

Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 19:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 8:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 7:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 8:40:16

She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress!

20/12/19 20:21:10

"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!"

17/11/19 20:54:29

clever --Dev B

And still Miss Havisham waits.

15/08/19 8:23:33

Very clever --Poxy Jock

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 11:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 11:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47

Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess.

29/10/18 8:02:10

Goes well with the Green Belt

20/09/18 19:00:49

Claw enforcement

12/01/20 20:10:03

"I'll f*cking kill that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!"

16/11/19 20:52:45

"Open wide for me. Yes, just as I suspected. You've got gingervitis."

06/11/19 20:08:21

Money laundering

29/10/19 12:02:15

"What a great costume!"
"Thanks, it's handmaid."

25/10/19 11:27:57

That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top.

28/09/19 11:38:38

Soft, strong and very very ... itchy.

15/09/19 19:34:26

Preaching to the inverted

02/09/19 11:36:47

He obviously has a very high paint threshold.

31/08/19 11:52:03

lol

Extreme sleepwalking

16/02/19 21:34:12

"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!"

14/02/19 8:50:56

"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?"

13/01/19 8:30:26

Spag Moll

03/01/19 12:01:11

Couldn't resist! --Molly R

"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!"

18/12/18 20:03:58

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

She's in Louvre with herself.

08/12/18 20:45:51

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

Whichever way they went they were in a stew.

22/11/18 10:08:37

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

Glamour puss

29/10/18 8:00:15

And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang Stayin' Alive. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna!

24/10/18 7:09:25

Hound barrier

05/09/18 9:39:54

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 7:46:02

Rover the rainbow

19/08/18 7:04:59

There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag.

29/07/18 7:59:36

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Sun 8:53:37

Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson

The Flocky Horror Show

10/12/19 20:00:11

"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa."

19/11/19 8:58:39

Bring back the cats!

08/11/19 14:30:52

Ho Ho Ho

03/11/19 8:01:04

Jumping beans

22/10/19 19:00:10

Sorry, can't Cu today.

27/09/19 11:00:47

Our other dog's a bagel.

22/09/19 7:36:23

"Roll over!"

22/09/19 7:14:05

🎵 You can leave your hats on ...

26/08/19 11:00:57

Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 11:00:24

Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares.

03/08/19 13:37:23

Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs.

29/04/19 19:03:08

🎵 Here we come
Drivin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet ...

22/04/19 19:03:54

Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go.

14/04/19 11:01:54

That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *

Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit.

07/04/19 19:19:52

.. of cattle prods

05/04/19 11:02:50

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

Global warming

17/02/19 20:00:14

Naked lunch

17/02/19 12:09:15

"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?"

13/02/19 12:34:43

Not to scale

11/02/19 15:47:29

clever

"Do you like my new slip-ons?"

27/01/19 8:00:32

I can't come up with a knee-caption.

10/01/19 8:09:51

Mule-Ann Rouge

08/01/19 20:38:17

She was murdered in cold mud.

06/01/19 12:05:50

Tails of the Unexpected

30/12/18 20:21:29

He smokes five-a-day.

06/12/18 12:03:21

Pride comes before a ball

30/11/18 12:22:31

As the crow fries

20/11/18 20:00:26

The furry at the bottom of my garden

08/11/18 8:13:29

Never travel with a flatulent bulldog.

05/11/18 20:00:24

Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison

So that's what scared the bears!

02/11/18 12:00:14

It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this!

28/10/18 20:00:26

The last known photo of Chicken Little.

22/10/18 12:58:19

07/10/18 20:05:10

18/09/18 11:46:36

18/09/18 11:06:56

11/09/18 11:01:24

27/08/18 11:02:08

Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow!

13/08/18 9:42:47

Toad in the stole

12/08/18 13:38:04

The real reason Rainbow was axed.

11/08/18 19:39:21

They bungled it? --Pussy Galore

🎵 Smoke on the Water

Sat 12:07:49

🎵 Get your wigs on Route 66

06/12/19 20:06:11

🎵 Santa Claus is coming to town ...

01/12/19 12:40:07

"Whose bright idea was it to sit Santa in front of the girly magazines?"

01/12/19 12:35:38

There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge.

14/11/19 20:08:10

...of a Cliff? --Mr Dome

"I don't know about you love, but I think I'd rather have fish and chips tonight."

08/11/19 20:30:15

Love on the rocks

30/10/19 8:01:06

Tenner lady

29/10/19 12:07:59

Men are from Mars, Pumpkins are from Essex.

27/10/19 20:05:59

Trip or treat

27/10/19 20:00:13

The Frocky Horror Show

27/10/19 12:26:44

Looks like they're making shite music together.

06/10/19 19:38:06

Another picture surfaces of Justin Trudeau.

20/09/19 19:03:37

"I told you not to feed that onion bhaji to the Queen's horse Duncan!"

26/08/19 11:03:30

crappedon.me

25/08/19 19:01:13

I'm relatively new to this anon, so I've never heard of Cracked.com or Craptions. I can't imagine any other caption site being able to compete with this one so I'm not surprised it no longer exists. --Karyn Harrison