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Karyn Harrison

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Been at a bit of a loose end since my daughter left home and find I'm spending most of my free time on the internet. I've always loved the captions they come up with on 'Have I Got News For You' and thought I'd have a go myself. I only recently signed up to caption.me and I'm already addicted. It gives me something to focus my mind on rather than ruminating on things.

Location: Preston

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clever

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

lol

Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital!

26/08/19 20:01:47

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

clever

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 12:02:38

clever

When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better.

20/04/19 12:25:54

The homeless are multiplying.

27/10/18 8:21:31

"Don't stand so close to me!"

14/08/18 20:05:16

🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes

20/09/19 20:00:44

Big Macabre meal

27/08/18 9:19:01

It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.

07/09/19 8:46:46

clever x2

Invalid parking

01/09/18 20:38:30

Robber duck

31/08/18 8:52:03

Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.

18/08/19 20:31:28

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 20:02:20

creative

clever

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 20:19:52

Not the best place to drink someone under the table.

23/01/19 20:01:31

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

clever

Balancing the books

02/11/18 20:00:12

Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin.

21/10/18 9:00:42

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 9:29:38

Bear faced chic

07/09/19 20:00:16

Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play.

18/08/19 12:03:45

There she blows

21/04/19 20:00:45

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 10:29:08

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54

clever

Dead and buried

04/10/19 12:11:54

They say he died of exhaustion.

12/09/19 20:00:17

He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo

The window to your sole

01/09/19 12:00:47

clever

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 12:02:40

Well played... --Charles Gilbert

Baby magnet

17/04/19 12:00:29

"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!"

11/01/19 20:00:50

English country dentalman

17/09/18 20:07:04

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 20:01:07

We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of.

12/09/19 12:01:45

The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar.

22/08/19 8:55:03

clever

Snails of the Unexpected

30/03/19 20:20:18

You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off!

05/02/19 20:40:31

clever

"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!"

13/01/19 8:54:12

The scowl and the pussycat

30/12/18 20:00:18

Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle.

12/12/18 20:01:43

Breeze blocks

29/11/18 8:12:20

You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw!

04/11/18 12:00:21

"Put a sock in it!"

03/09/18 8:23:35

007 seems to lay a lot more than the others.

20/08/19 8:41:02

That's because the world is not an oeuf. --Michael Winner

06/08/19 23:17:04

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28/12/18 12:32:59

17/12/18 20:00:18

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 12:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 20:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 12:16:24

Captioneers furious over theft of caption box.

25/08/19 12:24:03

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it! --Dean Haigh

02/01/19 12:00:19

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08/10/18 20:00:24

20/09/18 12:00:24

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

Is she on the parallel line? --Dave Bryan

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

What about Tear and wear. --Lawrence Day

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 20:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 9:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 8:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 9:40:16

And still Miss Havisham waits.

15/08/19 9:23:33

Very clever --Poxy Jock

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 12:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 12:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47

Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess.

29/10/18 8:02:10

Goes well with the Green Belt

20/09/18 20:00:49

That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top.

28/09/19 12:38:38

Soft, strong and very very ... itchy.

15/09/19 20:34:26

Preaching to the inverted

02/09/19 12:36:47

He obviously has a very high paint threshold.

31/08/19 12:52:03

lol

Extreme sleepwalking

16/02/19 21:34:12

"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!"

14/02/19 8:50:56

"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?"

13/01/19 8:30:26

Spag Moll

03/01/19 12:01:11

Couldn't resist! --Molly R

"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!"

18/12/18 20:03:58

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

She's in Louvre with herself.

08/12/18 20:45:51

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

Whichever way they went they were in a stew.

22/11/18 10:08:37

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

Glamour puss

29/10/18 8:00:15

And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang Stayin' Alive. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna!

24/10/18 8:09:25

Hound barrier

05/09/18 10:39:54

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 8:46:02

Rover the rainbow

19/08/18 8:04:59

There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag.

29/07/18 8:59:36

Sorry, can't Cu today.

27/09/19 12:00:47

Our other dog's a bagel.

22/09/19 8:36:23

"Roll over!"

22/09/19 8:14:05

🎵 You can leave your hats on ...

26/08/19 12:00:57

Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 12:00:24

Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares.

03/08/19 14:37:23

Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs.

29/04/19 20:03:08

🎵 Here we come
Drivin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet ...

22/04/19 20:03:54

Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go.

14/04/19 12:01:54

That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *

Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit.

07/04/19 20:19:52

.. of cattle prods

05/04/19 12:02:50

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

Global warming

17/02/19 20:00:14

Naked lunch

17/02/19 12:09:15

"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?"

13/02/19 12:34:43

Not to scale

11/02/19 15:47:29

clever

"Do you like my new slip-ons?"

27/01/19 8:00:32

I can't come up with a knee-caption.

10/01/19 8:09:51

Mule-Ann Rouge

08/01/19 20:38:17

She was murdered in cold mud.

06/01/19 12:05:50

Tails of the Unexpected

30/12/18 20:21:29

He smokes five-a-day.

06/12/18 12:03:21

Pride comes before a ball

30/11/18 12:22:31

As the crow fries

20/11/18 20:00:26

The furry at the bottom of my garden

08/11/18 8:13:29

Never travel with a flatulent bulldog.

05/11/18 20:00:24

Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison

So that's what scared the bears!

02/11/18 12:00:14

It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this!

28/10/18 20:00:26

The last known photo of Chicken Little.

22/10/18 13:58:19

07/10/18 21:05:10

18/09/18 12:46:36

18/09/18 12:06:56

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27/08/18 12:02:08

Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow!

13/08/18 10:42:47

Toad in the stole

12/08/18 14:38:04

The real reason Rainbow was axed.

11/08/18 20:39:21

They bungled it? --Pussy Galore

Looks like they're making shite music together.

06/10/19 20:38:06

Another picture surfaces of Justin Trudeau.

20/09/19 20:03:37

"I told you not to feed that onion bhaji to the Queen's horse Duncan!"

26/08/19 12:03:30

crappedon.me

25/08/19 20:01:13

I'm relatively new to this anon, so I've never heard of Cracked.com or Craptions. I can't imagine any other caption site being able to compete with this one so I'm not surprised it no longer exists. --Karyn Harrison

Don't worry. Its bark is worse than its bite.

24/08/19 8:55:24

🎵 Lay Ladies Lay

20/08/19 8:18:27

"Dad, can you remember to bring in the Colgate and a toothbrush at visiting time? I'm dying here!"

14/08/19 8:10:32

Mancunian spiders prepare for further torrential downpours.

02/08/19 20:19:57

I asked if I could stroke her puppies and she slapped me across the face!

29/04/19 20:21:39

"I bought it from the Anne Winters catalogue."

26/04/19 20:12:47

And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' the tragic tale of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

08/04/19 20:41:17

"We haven't been burgled once since we got Spike."

06/04/19 12:26:42

Comb raider

26/03/19 12:00:48

Before he put on weight he was known as Indiana Bones.

08/03/19 11:22:01

Yours was a better caption in my mind...your welcome --Trace Sarge

To pee or not to pee, that is the question.

05/03/19 19:45:15

"Well this is awkward. When's she going to sing I Dreamed a Dream?"

01/03/19 12:42:50

"You could've at least shaved your legs babe!"

09/02/19 20:02:09

Some parts of Mr Jagger were hard to swallow.

29/01/19 20:00:32

Rear entrance only

28/01/19 20:00:24

Faster than the speed of hound

13/01/19 20:57:17

clever

The fashion for ripped jeans was just a slash in the pants.

09/01/19 8:02:31

Gyno Rod

05/01/19 20:13:55

Local theatre donates costumes to the homeless.

04/01/19 20:00:25

Dave was Googling: How to flirt with the checkout girl without really trying.

06/12/18 11:52:01

Guardian angel

01/12/18 20:01:54

You can have so much fun with a bag of ring doughnuts and a long-necked tortoise.

23/11/18 22:31:18

Selfie portrait

14/11/18 12:01:09

Let's get this shoe on the road!

09/11/18 12:00:50

Bareback mountain

04/11/18 8:13:20

Spaced hoppers

01/11/18 20:00:17

🎵 Something in the way she mews ...

21/10/18 12:14:10

He picked the right nose.

10/10/18 20:01:25

Neville Longbottom

03/10/18 12:00:45

Great imagination. You've changed the way I look at this picture now lol. --Funny Bean

clever

"Here's Johnny!"

22/08/18 14:43:27

Peeping Tom

20/08/18 12:21:29

"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?"

05/08/18 12:14:17

Two bears one cup

06/10/19 20:00:16

His son's a lamb Chopper.

23/09/19 21:25:19

Jessica is dollyamorous. Linda isn't.

21/09/19 13:08:08

"Put your wallet away, I'm footing the bill."

03/09/19 20:19:44

Some people will go to any lengths to smuggle a cat picture onto caption.me.

02/09/19 20:05:55

Some councils will go to any lengths to attract women shoppers back to the high street.

22/08/19 20:07:42

It's the mother of all cakes!

18/08/19 12:17:33

🎵 Bloke on the Water ...

13/08/19 12:04:48

Max had always been a pussy when it came to chasing mice.

03/05/19 12:35:33

Dan de Lion's a VIP you know, a very important plant.

02/05/19 20:34:15

"When I were a pup ..."

29/04/19 9:21:21

Steer clear of Mariana's Trench

21/04/19 20:03:15

"Can you put your card in the slot please."

01/04/19 20:03:18

"I believe they call it Fun Size."

30/03/19 10:59:35

Yule dog

09/03/19 20:21:50

Why do car boot sales have to start at the crack of dawn?

09/03/19 12:15:13

The good news is it broke his fall, the bad news is his hands are stuck fast.

07/03/19 12:50:13

Planetsquarium

23/02/19 8:28:43

I can't take this spheriously!

23/02/19 8:20:10

The Earth and Neptune - Not to scale.

21/02/19 8:18:02

Shrek had always been a bit of a leg man.

18/02/19 20:00:32

"Here's looking at roo kid!"

18/02/19 8:26:09

Take one three times a day with plenty of water ...

14/02/19 9:58:32

Bear-faced chic

24/01/19 12:07:27

It'll be all white on the night.

19/01/19 20:00:34

Cruel tea

18/01/19 13:03:44

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Willie Johnson

13/09/19
6:46am

comment on caption:
They say he died of exhaustion. [Karyn Harrison]

Shot ???

stone face

15/09/19
8:13pm

comment on caption:
Sh*t one purl one [Karyn Harrison]

Yay!

Anna Caddy

23/09/19
10:06pm

comment on caption:
🎵 I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver-black phantom bike ... [Karyn Harrison]

Actually LOL. Thank you Mrs. Slocombe.

Mark Daly

02/10/19
5:14pm

comment on caption:
There's also a black one which is more suitable for the larger pussy. [Karyn Harrison]

Challenge accepted!

🎵 "We three queens of ornament are...".

:^)

Crunchy Chords

02/10/19
9:02pm

comment on caption:
🎵 We three queens ...

Bugger, can't think of anything that rhymes with 'Orient'. [Karyn Harrison]

Bravo! Wish I'd thought of that. Seems a shame not to use this as a caption. Please go ahead!

(caption author)

02/10/19
9:53pm

comment on caption:
🎵 We three queens ...

Bugger, can't think of anything that rhymes with 'Orient'. [Karyn Harrison]

It was my gift to you! You're welcome to use it on this caption, although yours is fun too as-is.

:^)

Crunchy Chords

02/10/19
11:47pm

comment on caption:
🎵 We three queens ...

Bugger, can't think of anything that rhymes with 'Orient'. [Karyn Harrison]

I will use it. Thank you very much Crunchy!

(caption author)

03/10/19
9:40am

comment on caption:
🎵 We three queens ...

Bugger, can't think of anything that rhymes with 'Orient'. [Karyn Harrison]

20.00.03

[anon]

06/10/19
9:01pm

comment on caption:
Two bears one cup [Karyn Harrison]

I posted my caption thirteen seconds after you did yours. I'm afraid my typing speed leaves a lot to be desired. As mine is slightly different and I honestly didn't see yours I'd rather not delete it, but if you object I will do so.

(caption author)

06/10/19
9:29pm

comment on caption:
Two bears one cup [Karyn Harrison]

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