Karyn Harrison
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18 |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 8:15:04 |
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I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case.
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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 20:01:47 |
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26/08/18 20:00:24 |
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06/12/18 20:00:46 |
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21/10/18 12:00:14 |
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Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 13:23:47 |
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03/10/18 8:00:30 |
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"Nobody calls ME a dirty rat!" 02/07/22 12:06:41 |
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"How's your nan?" 20/08/21 8:51:51 |
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09/08/19 12:02:38 |
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12/10/21 8:25:34 |
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15/09/20 20:11:59 |
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"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48 |
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When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 12:25:54 |
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27/10/18 8:21:31 |
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14/08/18 20:05:16 |
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"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 10:37:53 |
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He did clog the lint screen though.
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🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 20:00:44 |
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27/08/18 9:19:01 |
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12/03/21 12:30:28 |
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That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron.
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It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 8:46:46 |
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01/09/18 20:38:30 |
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31/08/18 8:52:03 |
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"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 8:43:15 |
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19/04/21 20:05:09 |
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13/04/21 12:23:22 |
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Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 20:31:28 |
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13/08/19 20:02:20 |
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Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 20:19:52 |
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Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31 |
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He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02 |
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02/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 9:00:42 |
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It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 9:29:38 |
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20/07/21 12:20:15 |
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25/01/20 12:37:38 |
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05/01/20 20:24:27 |
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04/11/19 20:23:18 |
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07/09/19 20:00:16 |
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Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 12:03:45 |
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21/04/19 20:00:45 |
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I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 10:29:08 |
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15/03/19 12:00:23 |
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21/11/18 20:00:18 |
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01/11/18 20:00:54 |
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21/06/21 12:33:57 |
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17/05/21 21:10:03 |
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Nods where appropriate ;)
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28/04/20 20:42:10 |
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07/04/20 20:06:14 |
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"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32 |
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Brilliant!
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04/01/20 20:00:08 |
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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56 |
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04/10/19 12:11:54 |
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They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 20:00:17 |
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He should have taken a brake.
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01/09/19 12:00:47 |
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17/04/19 12:02:40 |
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Well played...
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17/04/19 12:00:29 |
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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 20:07:04 |
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08/09/18 20:01:07 |
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02/05/21 15:51:28 |
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20/08/20 20:06:21 |
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🎵 It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 20:00:09 |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 20:47:47 |
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"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 20:33:57 |
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The sermon isn't going to give itself.
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18/07/20 12:52:09 |
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Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43 |
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We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 12:01:45 |
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22/08/19 8:55:03 |
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30/03/19 20:20:18 |
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You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31 |
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"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12 |
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30/12/18 20:00:18 |
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Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43 |
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29/11/18 8:12:20 |
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You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21 |
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03/09/18 8:23:35 |
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20/06/22 20:17:59 |
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25/09/21 12:04:45 |
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24/09/21 20:53:17 |
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Republicats
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24/08/21 20:19:59 |
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Creep Suzette
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"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away." 26/04/21 12:10:39 |
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18/12/20 12:30:19 |
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Just checking my French and the first hit on Google for "eau" was the European Association of Urology, which I thought was kind of funny.
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06/07/20 20:18:20 |
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Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. 11/03/20 20:02:22 |
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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard.
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10/03/20 12:13:58 |
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11/12/19 12:00:17 |
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12/11/19 8:28:41 |
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007 seems to lay a lot more than the others. 20/08/19 8:41:02 |
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That's because the world is not an oeuf.
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06/08/19 23:17:04 |
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14/04/19 20:04:47 |
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28/12/18 12:32:59 |
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17/12/18 20:00:18 |
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🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree. 04/12/18 20:01:30 |
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25/09/18 12:00:26 |
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22/08/18 20:01:20 |
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18/08/18 12:00:47 |
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Look Back in Anger -
"Look where? I've got a pan stuck to me head! It's making me really angry. Thinking about it, if I could have done things differently I would have, which is also making me even more angry. It's grim up North, you see. Actually it's grim everywhere. Having this pan on me head is making it difficult to feed the kids as the gaffer's canned me for not wearing appropriate work attire. I argued with him, but he said how are you going to operate a crane like that? If only I'd used a plate for a hat instead none of this terrible business would have happened!"
2:15pm
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Kitchen sink drama [Karyn Harrison]
Nod to 20:08:23
8:13pm
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Comparethemarket.cum [Karyn Harrison]
Lol. I did think for a minute there, why's he getting so excited over a postage stamp?
8:20pm
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"Ooh Dave, I can feel the earth moving."
"Hang on, so can I. It must be a stamp..." [Karyn Harrison]
I didn't realise that the KKK appeared in Harry Potter...oh, yeah they do, they're the Death Eaters but they wear moody black. I don't know what the fake ears are about.
Hi Stephen, I'm out of comments for this week so I figured I'd write the reply here. I wasn't thinking of things proportionally as Dobby can obviously fit into a pillowcase. When you said pillowcases, the first thing that came to mind was the hoods of a group of domestic terrorists!
8:47am
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"Michelle and I are huge Harry Potter fans. Would you be willing to do a selfie, maybe with the fake ears and pillowcase?" [Karyn Harrison]
The grasshopper is greener on the other side?
7:53pm
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The other man's grasshopper is always greener. [Karyn Harrison]
Glyn, Dobby the house elf was fond of wearing pillowcases. Perhaps Nobby the house elf would be more appropriate here.
5:33pm
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"Michelle and I are huge Harry Potter fans. Would you be willing to do a selfie, maybe with the fake ears and pillowcase?" [Karyn Harrison]
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9:53pm
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"It's no use trying to mask it with that Colgate Fresh Gel, Angela. I know you've been munching cock!" [Karyn Harrison]
"Munching"? That could be painful.
3:55pm
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"It's no use trying to mask it with that Colgate Fresh Gel, Angela. I know you've been munching cock!" [Karyn Harrison]
I think that's a cockeyed cat.
3:59pm
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"It's no use trying to mask it with that Colgate Fresh Gel, Angela. I know you've been munching cock!" [Karyn Harrison]
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12:04pm
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♬ It's a Rat Trap ... [Karyn Harrison]