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Meet Dave and Larry. The owners of the worlds most efficient Coving and Skirting board cleaning company.
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The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

Meet Dave and Larry. The owners of the world's most efficient Coving and Skirting board cleaning company.

18/04/21 12:47:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody."

18/04/21 12:22:13

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Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf
Stu Dent Vote score: 5285Stu Dent

So we worked out what road we will take so let's see who gets to Scotland first

18/04/21 12:18:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you."

18/04/21 12:58:43

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

After living together for the last 14 months the tallest man says ha can't take any more lookdown

18/04/21 12:28:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Sponsored by Topman where these are the only two sizes ever in store.

18/04/21 12:06:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

"I don't want this to sound rude, but will you scratch my leg for me?"

"Yes of course I will. I need to tie my shoelaces anyway"

18/04/21 13:04:11

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

But which ones which.

18/04/21 12:11:57

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 386Nina Dutton

“Our sex life is amazing, but we’ve not mastered the 69 yet.”

18/04/21 12:05:27

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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3659Scrijjy Doo

Doesn't say which is which.

18/04/21 16:31:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2029Karen Oakenfull

To meet each other at The Guinness Book Of World Records was fantastic for both of them. John even gave one of his shoes to Lee as a momento of the occasion, which he now uses as a fishing boat back in ‘nam.

18/04/21 13:25:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21163Troompa Loompa

"My world record is better than yours and that's just the long and the short of it."

18/04/21 12:20:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21163Troompa Loompa

In rehearsals the Frost Report's Class Sketch originally had 5 people.

18/04/21 12:00:28

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Couldn't pass covid to each other if they tried. one social distancing from the ceiling and the other from the floor.

19/04/21 0:25:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

High society rarely mix with low life

18/04/21 13:52:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25240Ian Skelding

There was always a bit of banter between boxers at the weigh-in.

18/04/21 12:53:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

Next time in the piggy back race you can do the carrying.

18/04/21 12:21:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25240Ian Skelding

Dave and Goliath

18/04/21 12:17:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15024Dave Bryan

''When we were kids I pointed out the dangers of smoking but my twin brother wouldn't listen.''

18/04/21 12:05:56

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 386Nina Dutton

“I demand a DNA test. We have different shaped noses.” Said one of the Thompson’s twin.

18/04/21 12:04:00

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Solemate

19/04/21 1:51:18

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

Ah! Mr Nee Hi and not sure of the little Dude's name.

18/04/21 18:38:07

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

".. but how will I recognize you?"

18/04/21 13:30:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8060Glyn Evans

"People always point out that we're the shortest and tallest men, most of the time it sounds like a broken record"

18/04/21 12:18:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Hey big guy, could you shake properly after having a pee, thanks

19/04/21 10:14:45

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

You just dropped a fart didn't you ?

19/04/21 0:27:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Don't look so incredulous, the photographer just said "he's not even as big as his STICK".

18/04/21 19:08:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Running low on wax, Madame Tussauds had to make a decision on the midget; consequently the tallest man in the world model has no genitalia.

18/04/21 16:29:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21648John Glover

"Hello up there! could you please slip your jacket off, I need to make a few alterations."

18/04/21 14:22:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

This looks staged

18/04/21 13:34:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3659Scrijjy Doo

Puts a whole new spin on anal sex.

18/04/21 13:19:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"How's the weather up there?"

"Did I hear 'a little joke?' "

18/04/21 12:49:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5285Stu Dent

The highs and lows of showbusiness

18/04/21 12:15:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16773Stephen Bean

They're just sizing each other up.

18/04/21 12:09:20

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1251alexandra ball

Mini me.

18/04/21 12:05:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 2886Molly R

He had brought his lunch along.

18/04/21 12:02:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15024Dave Bryan

For those captioneers who have endless problems understanding the complexities of cricket - This is long leg and short leg.

18/04/21 12:01:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Tall Man:- He looks like a pig.
Small Man:- Don’t you pig me, or I’ll punch your kneecaps out.

18/04/21 12:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16773Stephen Bean

Little and Large

18/04/21 12:00:08

 
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