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stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Mum, have you been putting my steroid powder down to kill the ants again?"

30/04/21 8:07:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"How do I look with the sun behind me?"

"Radiant."

30/04/21 8:10:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Adam Ant's courier service: Stand and Deliver

30/04/21 8:08:44

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Lots of people wanted a different name, but Adam Ant was adamant. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Stick insect

30/04/21 8:01:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Antibodybuilder

30/04/21 8:02:10

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Excuse me is this your ant?"

"No, it's my uncle."

30/04/21 8:10:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

Logging on.

30/04/21 12:13:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I wish I hadn't bought that dog during lockdown. I'm worn out throwing this stick.''

30/04/21 8:07:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Charles Antlas

30/04/21 8:05:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

A Bug's Lift

30/04/21 8:02:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

A previously constipated ant shows off his enormous log.

30/04/21 8:00:53

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He has the anti-tote. --SnapDragon D
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

The Termiteator

30/04/21 8:00:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Fitness fanantic

30/04/21 10:28:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

“I said don’t serve the Twiglets until AFTER the pizza, are you listening Jeremy!?”

30/04/21 10:20:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Antastick

30/04/21 9:26:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

It's the circle of life...

Dave, put your glasses on, that's not the baby your holding

30/04/21 8:51:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

An offering to the Antichrist of a sacrificial Twix

30/04/21 8:05:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Ant and Decking.

30/04/21 14:16:17

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

For a few days now, I've been thinking about hoisting a fat chick. One can only dream..

30/04/21 10:08:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

He’s on his own because he’s antisocial.

30/04/21 8:34:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
"What about the word superglue?"
"You bass-turd!"

30/04/21 8:33:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Seconds later he was run over

30/04/21 8:06:29

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Where's Dec?

30/04/21 8:05:39

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Where's Dave the ant?"

"Well that narrows it down, seens as we're all called Dave!"

"The one with the funny eye."

"Oh him! He said he's had enough of the colony, and is branching out on his own."

THE END.

30/04/21 8:04:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"...and our next contest ant."

30/04/21 8:03:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Come and get me, anteater! I'm right here!!"

30/04/21 8:03:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

It may look impressive but his sex life is a bit of an anticlimax.

30/04/21 8:02:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

It's against my principles to use puns, or antabolic steroids.

30/04/21 8:01:16

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2898GeeDee

Behold, a new snack, dip it in Marmite and call it a Twiglet

30/04/21 18:20:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Workerout ant

30/04/21 10:03:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Looks like Dave's up to his usual antics.

30/04/21 8:06:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

He dropped it and came to a sticky end

30/04/21 8:02:01

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

Ant-thony V The Joshua tree

30/04/21 8:00:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

Background music: Also Sprach Zarathustra

30/04/21 8:00:18

 
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